#6 Pick on it.
#7 Whales don't have any, but you might weight them at the scales. Don't know why I didn't see that one in the first place.
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#6 Pick on it.
#7 Whales don't have any, but you might weight them at the scales. Don't know why I didn't see that one in the first place.
Nope and nope
:D merry christmas Pen!
Is 3) Bam-bam, the Flinstones kid? He bonks everything and thinks its' funny. :)
no
:D
#3 Clown on a pogo-stick http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/fight.gif
#6 Get a sour one http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/fnv (2).gif
ooh, Pen, I hope you're right for #3. :) lol, I needed a laugh.
no and no :D:D
but your getting closer for number 3, here is a hint
its to do with an expression
#3 Laugh until your false teeth fall out?
#6 Tell it it's bad or rotten
#3 - LMAO
...or something to that effect.
ok Pen and Robin you are so nearly there with number 3 it makes my head hurt.
Oh wait aminute did I say how do you make an apple grumble or how do you make an apple puff?
ooops well its the same answer.:blush: Only the puff one is easier/more obvious.
because I cant be bothered to scroll and check numbers:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
AHHH Ive just noticed a spelling mistakes (stupid spell checker) that changes the meaning sorry sorry :blush:
its where do you go to weigh a whale?
For number 3, does the body part matter?
And you are certain that the Scales wasn't right?Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
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#3 Laugh until you fall on the floor? ROLF?
#5 A banana peel?
#6 What if the apple is a Crab?
:sick: :sick: :sick: :sick:
ok Im going to give the pair of you #3 because I guess with internet that term of phrase has sort of been replaced
what goes ha ha bonk?
A man laughing his head off, but wooden teeth and LAMO do as well
Yay for you 2 http://www.websmileys.com/sm/party/fest31.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing25.gifhttp://www.websmileys.com/sm/fingers/fing24.gif
as to the rest sorry!
Youve really never heard the whats yellow and scary joke before?
Well, the one I have has an answer I won't repeat in polite or mixed company! :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
right ok no let me say these ae all jokes from a book I got when I was 6.
so:D
I know, that's what is frustrating me! http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/chaos/big1.gif These babies ought to be simple!
This is deffinately corny, do you weight a whale at the gym?
Put the apple in a stew?
Yellow and scary--School bus going off a cliff.
In America, police wear bullet-proof vests. So the belly could be under a vest Shoot me! :lol:
yupp under a vest :D hehe:lol:
Ok its WIEGH no t..... that was a typo that the spell checker didnt pick up on.
the apple oneis still wrong....and in englland we dont have yellow school buses.
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Now, What haven't I done to that apple? Let's see: we peeled it, called it rotten, sour, bad, crab, picked on it, stewwed it. We could core it, I suppose. Or perhaps slur the words apple grumble into apple crumble, in which case, the first thing I'd have to do is dig out the wife's cookbook! Miserable http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/fnv (2).gif! Oh, I got am idea. In order to make cider, you press apples. Would that be it?
Yellow and scary isn't The Lone Banana by any chance? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/ez/pi_mad.gif
Like . . . . . Him? :banana:
Sorry.....:lol:
give up yet??
1.Whats yellow and scary?
hint: a bit of a random one but I always link this one to ...did you ever see Doctor Quin, Medicine woman? well a reoccuring bad guy in that long yellow hair actual historical figure quite famous either hailed as a hero or as the cause of teerible slaughter?
2.How do you make an apple grumble?
hint: you need to stop thinking about what you normaly do to apples its completely differant.
3.Where do you go to wiegh a whale?
Develop a lisp.
OK. You mean for 1. The famous/infamous George Armstrong Custer, so I assume it has something to do with custard :rolleyes:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
2. I give up. :crash:
3. Developing a lisp (and becoming Catholic), Purgatory or The Grave (if not Catholic) [(wait on hell).] :idea:
1)huh yes it has to do with custard.
2) Chase it around the garden :brow:
3) No ohh just say weigh a whale out loud then say it the other way around :rolleyes: ...what do catholics have to do with the price of anything?
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And you know how I hate to admit defeat.... :flare:
Yellow and scary was shark infested custard, when I was a kid.
and whales used to be weighed at a whale-weigh station
...Elmer Fudd would be proud. :mad: Not quite the thame as a lithp, though, ith it?
blah :p it is in arabic and whiffling got them in one :D:D I think its a rosomthing or other
Yeah, but I write my own puzzles... :)
Your parents told you often enough,
The things you fear aren't really there
If you ignore them, short stuff,
Then they will have to disappear!
This of all the haunting things alone,
Cannot appear unless you look—
Turn away and it will be gone:
Cannot return without your vision's hook.
Not always seen, bright must be
The place where you may spy the thing:
But in every season there will be
A place to look where it is hiding:
As close to you as you own breath—
A burden borne until your death
What is this thing and how do you see it?
your reflection and a mirror??
It's a shadow - you can see it when light is cast at any angle other than directly above or under it, hence the reference to the need for "brightness" in order to see it.
Good catch, Night! Yeah, "in every season" would throw out a shadow, because many places have rainy seasons. But reflections show in mirrors or water. Besides when you turn away, your shadow turns with you. Not so with a reflection. Only spot in places where it may refelect. http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/db...wishdragon.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
my turn again???
Well there's this one:
This phrase is probably appropriate to utter when a certain appliance won't. http://www.invision.smileyville.net/...sdain (30).gif
"Darn it," when the needle is blunt?
"Blast it," when the powder is damp?
Ach, you're in the area, but neither a needle nor powder is an appliance... ;) I like them both though! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Whifflingpin
Hi, Pen,
Here's my stab at it...
"That sucks!" when the vacuum is broken. :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh, yeah! Exactly! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/haushalt/d025.gif :lol: :lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by AutumnGal