....so he just blast the entire area with magic to find them. Take that sucka!:D
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....so he just blast the entire area with magic to find them. Take that sucka!:D
However, it did not effect them as they were also protected by invincibility orb.
(So, what were you saying?:p:p:p)
Me magic bent around the orb, instantly revealing the duo. The King teleports a magic bomb INSIDE the orb and sets it off.
I said 'invincible' NOT 'invisible'! :p
Also, as the king doesn't know that the orb is also impenetrable so the bomb can't possibly enter the orb. :cool:
In that case, the king puts a chain net around the orb and laces it with anti teleportation magic. Two intruders for the price of one. The King drags the orb to an underground bunker.
But the king forgot that there exists things such as knives and swords. Artemis tears the orb apart and steps out.
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At the same time, somewhere in the distant, someone was summoning evil spirits.
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Originally Posted by Nikhar
You can't tear an invincible orb:p
Hello!It's MY orb. I can do whatever I want but you can't. :cool:
Have you ever heard of such a thing, that just because you can't use my underwear, I can't use mine either! :p
But there is still an iron net around you. I STILL win!
Well, its simple.
Harry from his wand pours out a solution of Zinc Sulphate over the net. Iron being more reactive than zinc, dissolves in the solution.
So, now the net doesn't exist. I can step out now?
The duo tries to step out of a nonexistent net and trip and knock themselves unconscience. Remember, mimes are professionals and should not be imitated without adult supervision.:D
out of the fray, and seemingly transported to the battle at hand by that fateful magic of calypso herself, steps the mighty odysseus.
the sword weilded by athena in his left and the charged lightning bolts of zeus in his right, he screams to the left flank 'alriiiiiiight....gonna get me some'.
He spits out the cigar given to him by alfred hitchcock and as if to trip the light fantastic he whirls into battle.
From corner of his bleeding mouth, Harry says, 'As long as he's on our side, I don't care!'
standing to the side, searching for where the audible ringing of clashing swords against brazen shields originated from, he sees a man, but no ordinary man. Blood dripping from the side of his mouth, his head hanging, hand on knee and the whisper of a call to arms.
'as long as he's on our side, I don't care'
the statement broke through Odysseus's blood lust and with a single gesture, hand on shoulder, a silent pact was suddenly forged.
'We are three now...Where are you king? Complaining to your moma that the game ain't fair?' :p
PS:- 'And since when am I a man. I'm 16...remember?'
haha... hey if you can fight beside the great ulysses, you are classed as a man. but don't think that wand will save you... [passes over the fabled sword of ares]
'here, try this twerp'
'That's a sword? I thought we used it to dig our ears.'
'Hello! I am here too!' Artemis complained.
Odysseus hurled a huge sword towards Artemis. Artemis caught it and soon realized his mistake. He fell on his knees under the weight of the sword.
From the side of his mouth, Odysseus chanced a mischievous smile. 'Sorry!'
Artemis knew then, that the new man in their army was going to be a tough customer.
While the trio had a sappy and clichéd meeting and team-up, The King took a nap, made a sandwich, balanced his check book, reasserted control over the dead world, and came back in time to see Arty stumble. :D
"What'd I miss?"
Princess Lea comes waving a katana.
A girl! :D
Each face at the battleground lightens up! :P
You know they stopped a war once by getting all of the femal nurses to come out in their underwear. Then the girls shot the enemy. Good tactic. Funny to imagine.
"Now, everyone, why must we fight like this? We should have a tea break. Or does anyone want the rath of my katana?"
it was ulysses then who called on the great tides that surrounded ithaca, with posiedon's blessing, he raised his sword into the trembling rain drenched sky.
arty was still heaving at his burdensome blade and harry was twirling his wand in some figure of eight manner. but together the three summoned a water demon, its contours resembled that of a giant ape. ping pong was this water apes name. seeing princess leia in her underware the ape snatched her up, and ran up the side of the mountain.
arty, harry and ulysses in sudden trepidation, realising the folly of their ways said in unison, 'why didn't i think of that?'
I never said I was in my underwear. It would've stopped the war though.
"Princess Leia's katana was no match for Ping Pong, so rather than damage it, she began calling for help. Seemed the battle was almost over for Princess Leia."
Can I come back to life as someone else, seeing as Princess Leia will probably die soon unless a brave hero rescues me? I'm not good at RPs.
"Or maybe Ping Pong just likes me. Princess Leia gives Ping Pong's enormous hand a big hug."
........ What's "rath" :lol:
The king of the dead world gets bored, so he recalls what happened so far....
Bunch of people were fightin' aliens when SUDDENLY the Flood shows up and messes everything up. So now Harry and Arty are bothering ME to do something or the other. I know. It has been quite some time......Why are you here anyway?
Erm... Wrath? Is that right?
"So, what are we going to do about all this water? Who do I have to chase with a chainsaw to make it all go away?"
-Princess Leia chases Harry with chainsaw.-
I flew here. ;)
Harry runs wildly. Then, suddenly realizes, 'Why the heck am I running away from such a gorgeous girl?'
He stops, "Hey Babes!"http://smiles.kolobok.us/he_and_she/give_heart.gif
Princess Leia is about to take Harry's head off but her chainsaw stops. "What am I supposed to do with this thing now?"
"Say... Harry... Kind, sweet Harry, you wouldn't know how to fix a chainsaw, would you?" She says with a bat of her eyelids.
Confounded by her majesty, Harry is now a twit. http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/jus...JC_slobber.gif
At your service, miss. http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_ohboy.gif
Well, I don't need this chainsaw then, seeing as I have now hypnotised you.
"Thank you, I shall knight you. Please kneel."
So... who is the enemy?
Ahh... I see...
-clicks her fingers in Harry's face-
Btw, what character is Harry from?
The marvellous creation of JK rowling.
Oh yea... great, I know about Harry Potter. I read them all.
Sirius was the God father.
Traitor! You aren't Harry! Feel the rath of my katana.
I'm not into Star Wars. Am I allowed to change my character?
Was testing you. http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/65.gifQuote:
Originally Posted by Heathcliff
Yeah sure...change it. I didn't even know who Princess Leia was.
Okay... Erm... Catherine from WH. The first Catherine, I don't like the other one.
Of course you were testing me...
Okay, I shall knight you with my katana... Do you want to be a knight?
huh? http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/jus...JC_slobber.gif
A colossal water monster washes Catherine and Harry away from the battleground.
PS:- WH?
Ah... I see... I'll night you later, for now we have to swim.
PS) Wuthering Heights. ;)
odysseus pipes up: 'why did everyone leave me out? oh it's because posiedon hates me isn't it....' humph ' talk about demi-god descrimination!!'
You can come too. We are going to Hogwarts. I hear the water doesn't get in there.
yay....
'we're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of.... oh wait, wrong wizard... my bad. lead the way leia'