character brawls

[kingoflombards]

Because, ITSA TRAP!!!!!!! The muffin was bait for Keriagan! (http://aandk.legendaryfrog.com/movies_akbr_w.php) She's only a guest for this post, by the way!!

[ShardsOfOcean]

Xion gives Kerigan a wii, xbox360, DS, and a ps3 and she goes off, as happy as ever. WHY IS EVERYONE RUINING MY PARTY??? You should sit back and enjoy...not try to ruin it. Suddenly Ark beats up the king with a chinese finger trap then traps him with it, for no good reason. (Ark is also from legendaryfrog.com)

[kingoflombards]

I know. I love Legendaryfrog!

[Nikhar]

Fooled!!!!!!1

'Yeah baby, now we're talking. Gimme a high five!'

'The fool thinks I am trapped in his lava orb.'

'And I am hiding somweher in my invisibility cloak! Hahahah'

While Artemis and Harry laugh their as*** off.. lemme tell you what happened.

(To sum it all up in short, the king and xion were being used in a masterplan when the fools though I was trapped in the restroom without any clothes.) Here's the plan:-

While King entertained himself with presumed hanging ARtemis, Harry was doing the most important task. he was summoning the warlocks to do the time travel. The warlocks were collecting energy from farts from times immemorial. Why from farts, you may ask? Just to add a non-veg angle? No, it's part of the masterplan.

Energy can neither be created nor destroyed.
Must have heard of it. People fart, they do it all day and they release quite a lot of their body energy. Now, imagine the warlocks stealing energy from nuclear plant. Noticeable, don't you think? But no one'd care for the energy from farts. When people fart, that energy is just lost somewhere, not destroyed.

(Obviously, they have cotton plugged inside their nose!)

So, firstly they time travelled to a few days before full moon. Artemis was replaced by the dummy artemis.

Yeah, king, that artemis hanging is a clone!!!!!!! :P :P

Now, we travel to our times-2009. The lava orb is teleported to the troll city. While King and Xion fight, the trolls are getting destroyed.

Liked the plan, huh? muhahahahah

[kingoflombards]

The King read the post and jumped out of the plot hole immediately to pursue Artemis and Harry. However, he wonders how warlocks could time travel to a measurement as precise as days.

[Nikhar]

Internet, baby! Behind everything there's internet. The warlocks met other warlocks on the warlock.magic site chat room and shared thier secrets to set their time travel to a greater precision.


Also, if you havent forgotten, the king's trapped in his lava orb.

[kingoflombards]

But the King can walk through it remember?

Just as Artemis gets bored hanging there, a figure walks through the lava, completely unharmed. It is, naturally, the King of the Dead Lands.

"What were you doing in my world?", he demands.

As the King arrives to the laughing duo, he draws his sword and chooses a more solid form. Battle time! Levicorpus! Levicorpus!

[Nikhar]

'Chill Dude!' Artemis says.

'Aguamenti!' Harry shouts and a jet of water streams out of Harry's wand sending the king fizzing mad.

Artemis laughs at his little pun.

[kingoflombards]

The King turned so red that you could fry an egg on his head and then charges for the duo swinging his sword in a way that suggested that he wanted them to be a quintet.

[Nikhar]

ARtemis wraps the camfoil around him and Harry the invisibilty cloak. The king becomes unnerved by the invisible powers.

*would have written a few more witty comments but feeling too sleepy for that*

[kingoflombards]

....so he just blast the entire area with magic to find them. Take that sucka!

[Nikhar]

However, it did not effect them as they were also protected by invincibility orb.

(So, what were you saying?)

[kingoflombards]

Me magic bent around the orb, instantly revealing the duo. The King teleports a magic bomb INSIDE the orb and sets it off.

[Nikhar]

I said 'invincible' NOT 'invisible'!

Also, as the king doesn't know that the orb is also impenetrable so the bomb can't possibly enter the orb.

[kingoflombards]

In that case, the king puts a chain net around the orb and laces it with anti teleportation magic. Two intruders for the price of one. The King drags the orb to an underground bunker.