Ostrich:-
1) Largest living dinosaur.
2) Original home of the Terminator.
Complacency:-
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Ostrich:-
1) Largest living dinosaur.
2) Original home of the Terminator.
Complacency:-
Complacency:- A small lake in Berlin adjoining the Glienicker See.
Clutch
Clutch - pedal operated defensive grasp
rivulet
Rivulet. The very small metals screws that hold toy aeroplanes together.
Bier
Bier:- Is to 'soccer match' like 'popcorn' to 'movie theatre'.
Lost:-
Lost:- The paradise you haven't got when you didn't win at poker with Milton.
Thorax
Thorax:- The king of gods' new weapon after he ran out of nails.
Runner-up:-
Runner - up - the loser you feel sorry for.
Mall
Mall:- The epitome of comfort to the priviledged, as well as incomprehensible horror to the starving in third world countires.
Gideon Bible:-
Scripture for horses.
Transistor
Transistor: Female sibling who'd rather be male sibling.
Palimpsest
Making one of our friends a member of the family, by hidden means.
Rhododendron.
a fairy like tinkelbell :DQuote:
Originally Posted by dafydd manton
Suctioning :-
Rhododendron - A Welsh killer robot that will one day take over the world and enslave humanity.
E: Too late!
Suctioning - A word dreamt up by James Dyson that officially tipped him from "mildly odd" to "Bat S*** insane"!
Trousers.
Trousers:- People who professionally locate underground water by holding bits of a branch in each hand and their mouth.
Fondue:-
Trousers: Garment in which a chap keeps his valuables.
Damn, too late....
Fondue: Neither good food nor good entertainment. The death of a dinner party.
Pantechnicon
Pantechnicon :- A vehicle used for travel and sight seeing by inanimate objects.
Apparent:-
Apparent - is a part-time parent who appears from time to time.
Porthole:-
Porthole: An aperture too small to allow light in, but large enough to convince low-budget passengers that they have a cabin with a view.
Tenacity
Tenacity: A quality found almost exclusively in people without talent.
Arbitrary:
Arbitrary: Adjective pertaining to the criteria for the award of a prize you didn't win.
Platypus:
Platypus: Outcast Mammals.
Coprophagous:
Coprophagous:- English slang for a policeman taking a smoke break.
Liturgical
Liturgical:- A process by which the orator conveys not only the knowledge of hell to the listener, but also a measure of the sentiment and experience of the place.
Legend:-
Legend : which that lives forever.. and has teh effect on other and tomorrow .
Arise :-
What Omar Khayyam hoped for when his Rubayyat got in the shops.
Lambast
Lambast: the gravy you periodically pour over mutton as it's cooking.
Perfume
Perfume:- To make small holes in a body before digging it up.
Grandeur
Perfume:- something that would make a dwarf smell nice.
Sterling:-
A word describing the qualities of Moss
Clockwork
Clockwork: a combination of ingenuity and engineering which, whilst effective in the short term, is entirely reliant for continued success on the conscientious attention and contribution of human beings. Hence its metaphorical use in expressions such as 'the deep water drilling is going like clockwork'.
Hobby
Hobby - the name of the inventor who thought a horse's head on a stick would make a suitable children's toy.
Indecisive
Indecisive:- A word that my or may not have a definition, I think, but I'm not sure.
Combination
Combination - a country made up of several races.
participant
Someone who takes part in a golf tournament because he feels he is the equal of the others in the same tournament.
Slum
Slum - verb - the state of being between standing and flat out on the sofa.
morgue
Morgue: a hot strong drink, made of grounded black seeds, drunk in the early hours of the day.
Plausibility:-
The state of having, owning, operating for a third party or renting plaws, these being the sharpened toe-nails of Japanese macaque monkeys.
boxing
boxing - fighting without any weapon which results in broken teeth and black eyes, though it is also called a sport.
Face painting -
Face painting:- any painting, sketch, drawing, doodle or otherwise work of art that features the artists own visage done in as little likeliness as artistically possible and yet maintaining a distinct resemblance.
ambulance:-