Droll and utterly boring Invasion!

It's all explained in "The Farthest Snore" by Ursula penGuin

hey Aimus, I need your advice on penguins.
every morning when I wake up, I feel like I'm on the wrong planet. could this be the penguin in my head who his aching to go home to the penguin galaxy? what can i do about this?

YES!!!

I thought I was the only one feeling those things! PENGUINS!!! And the sperm whale! Stupid penguins and sperm whales and their gelantinous oozy brain cells that want to take over my body.

And how about those potato bugs!? Don't get me started on them! They said they'd give me free coupons for a lifetime supply of sauerkraut BUT NOOOOOOO!!!! They're so wacky! Buncha scumbags!!! WHERE'S MY SAUERKRAUT?!?!?!!!!!

Oh master, Snoreasy:
What is the difference between affirmative and yes?
I hope I haven't strayed.
Your servant,
craze

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

hey Aimus, I need your advice on penguins.
every morning when I wake up, I feel like I'm on the wrong planet. could this be the penguin in my head who his aching to go home to the penguin galaxy? what can i do about this?

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Actually, as far as I know, penguins are native to the planet earth. It is true they have spread across several galaxies, maybe your's is a travelling merchant of pinguin related brick a brack that is stranded on earth? You'll have to check with a specialist to be sure though.

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Originally Posted by crazefest456

Oh master, Snoreasy:
What is the difference between affirmative and yes?
I hope I haven't strayed.
Your servant,
craze

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Yes is a three letter word, affirmative isn't. :p