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05-30-2010, 03:57 AM
prendrelemick

Hows the head St Lukes ?
05-30-2010, 04:08 AM
Jesterhead

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Yes, the second Mr Sounds was a Navy fellow...a guy's guy...and I usually left him to swap stories with the repair men; I usually showed up a few minutes before to compliment them both, hand them a drink and a tip.
On this particular day, I noticed that while the carpet looked magnificent; both the inner and outer doors were still laying in a pile. I insisted the fellow needed to rehang the doors and Mr Sounds said, "Oh, it's nothing, I can do it; just got to shave a little off the bottoms".
I reminded Mr Sounds that, in Florida, inside doors were hollow. Mr Sounds looked alittle taken a back but still insisted we pay the fellow and give him a tip. We slept, that night, with a board nailed over the front door and the following day, it took Mr Sounds all day to refit and rehang the front door.

It has been 25 years, and there are still no closet doors hanging:lol:

haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.

Now this is a beautiful redhead.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...monesimons.png

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...onesimons2.jpg

Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.
05-30-2010, 06:55 AM
Scheherazade

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Hows the head St Lukes ?

I've got a feeling that we won't see St Lukes around for couple of days...
05-30-2010, 12:25 PM
stlukesguild

Nah... I only slept 'til noon. Not bad for going to bed after 2:00 and as out of it as I was. I never get a hang over from good beer. I was a professional at this for longer than I'll admit. Wine on the other hand........ugh! Sulphites! You're sure to be worshiping the porcelain god! :sick:

I'm ready for my steak and eggs!:drool5:
05-30-2010, 12:53 PM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by jocky

It looks like I have missed a weekend of unadulterated debauchery. Half naked women, glorious redheads, sailors, swinging doors and cricket. Life would have been so much better had we followed the words of the immortal Dryden.

In pious times, ere priest-craft did begin,
Before polygamy was made a sin;
When man, on many, multipli,d his kind,
Ere one to one was cursedly confined
Promiscuous use of cocubine and bride;
Then Israel's monarch, after Heaven's own heart,
His vigorous warmth did variously impart
To wives and slaves: and wide his command,
Scattered his makers image through the land.

This post was vetted and approved by Mrs Jocky. :)

If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original:lol:

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Originally Posted by Gilliatt Gurgle

hey hey - StLukes !!
Sounds like a great evening, savor the moment!!

Whoa! I just noticed a slight spike on the Blokes thread intellectual meter. Must be the combination of StLukes presence and your quoting Dryden.
Ahhh, too bad...looks like I pegged it back to "0".

In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator" and deal with the Opossum's in the creek:

I just took that photo about an hour ago. The old fella had our dogs in a fit of agitation.
He is clamping down on a stick that I was attempting to use to carry him further away.

Gilliatt

You're too late, Gilliatt, I already brought the intellectual meter down by thinking Jocky wrote Dryden...
I'm afraid I'd rather look out my window at possums and racoons (my cats love the racoons...fascinated that they can eat with their hands) than raise my IQ:blush:

Hey stlukesguild, if you turn off Mick and turn on the a/c; I'll stay for the steak and a profound discussion of the antics of the stooges:lol:

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Originally Posted by Jesterhead

haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.

Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.

I'm not sure how I prefer things. In the old days, a woman had to convince her husband to take a break and call the professionals (part with that cash he was saving for a new fishing rod) or suffer in silence as he jerry rigged the fridge and it started walking through the house:lol:
Of course, alot of blokes have found, nowadays, that it's much easier to leave the wife home with the plumber, let her pay 80 dollars to change that tiny washer in the dripping faucet; and head off to the creek with the old fishing rod:idea::leaving:

It would really be a dilema whether to stare at her cleavage or eyes....I guess the eyes are always there:lol:
05-30-2010, 03:17 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by stlukesguild

Nah... I only slept 'til noon. Not bad for going to bed after 2:00 and as out of it as I was. I never get a hang over from good beer. I was a professional at this for longer than I'll admit. Wine on the other hand........ugh! Sulphites! You're sure to be worshiping the porcelain god! :sick:

I'm ready for my steak and eggs!:drool5:

Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.

On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.

Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!

Steak & eggs? Make mine a double.

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Originally Posted by Jesterhead

Now this is a beautiful redhead.

There's something about that porcelain quality of reheads' skin that does it, I'm sure. She's a classic example.

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original:lol:

Not good enough to be jocky's own work.
05-30-2010, 05:02 PM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Not good enough to be jocky's own work.

:blush: I apologize, Jocky:sad:

What did you say...there's something vampirish...all that white porcelain skin and blue veins....not to mention the black leather and hair color compliments from loreal?

Meow...Sorry guys; I hope I don't lose my "bloke status"; but the girl in me comes out every once in a while feeling catty...:lol:
05-30-2010, 05:59 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

What did you say...there's something vampirish...all that white porcelain skin and blue veins....not to mention the black leather and hair color compliments from loreal?

Yes, I note that very, very few redheads have natural colour these days. The other thing is, most redheads are covered in freckles - unless their parents kept them 100% out of the sun as kids - so either Photoshop or heavy makeup is necessary.

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Meow...Sorry guys; I hope I don't lose my "bloke status"; but the girl in me comes out every once in a while feeling catty...:lol:

:lol:

That's perfectly ok.

You must get on famously with Parker - he's as catty as a tomcat party outside the cattery for single purebred females.

Hey, I see we've lost our Saffer mate - the Dizzy Doll. She asked for her account to be deleted, which isn't possible on vBulletin, so she's been listed as banned.

I always wonder why people do that. I've "left" lots of forums, but never found the need to stop my account or anything - I just don't go back to them.
05-30-2010, 08:43 PM
stlukesguild

In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator"

Ooh! Great beer! I haven't had one in a while. I still remember my first. An artist friend bought one for me the day before I moved back from NYC.

Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.

On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.

Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!

Oh yes. I remember one morning after having put away a good portion of a 5th of Jack Daniels. As I staggered to the john, the wife mockingly intoned, "You deserve whatever hangover you've got after last night," to which I replied, "What hang-over? I'm still drunk.":lol:

I've learned to stick with one type of drink (beers or clears...), avoid excesses in wine, and drink a healthy amount of water before finally hitting the sack.
05-30-2010, 11:18 PM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Yes, I note that very, very few redheads have natural colour these days. The other thing is, most redheads are covered in freckles - unless their parents kept them 100% out of the sun as kids - so either Photoshop or heavy makeup is necessary.
:lol:

That's perfectly ok.

You must get on famously with Parker - he's as catty as a tomcat party outside the cattery for single purebred females.

Hey, I see we've lost our Saffer mate - the Dizzy Doll. She asked for her account to be deleted, which isn't possible on vBulletin, so she's been listed as banned.

I always wonder why people do that. I've "left" lots of forums, but never found the need to stop my account or anything - I just don't go back to them.

Well thank you, I've got my cattiness out for another year...Parker cured it by dosing me heavily with champagne and promising to end the night at a ladies only tupperware party...I hear there may be a dancing policeman:banana::banana: and cake...I love cake:drool5:

Yes, I do miss dear Dizzy and her wild pms...she definitely had my curiosity peaked with the American writing accent, the Vegas attitude and all the paranormal stuff...I've never quite met anyone like her...maybe I and Parker will run into her at the tupperware party

Now, we should all take our hats off and drink to Scher for her long suffering and lady like conduct while she was being publicly accused and abused by the doll: cheers2:

Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create:coolgleamA:
05-31-2010, 12:14 AM
soundofmusic

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Originally Posted by stlukesguild

In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator"

Ooh! Great beer! I haven't had one in a while. I still remember my first. An artist friend bought one for me the day before I moved back from NYC.

Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.

On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.

Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!

Oh yes. I remember one morning after having put away a good portion of a 5th of Jack Daniels. As I staggered to the john, the wife mockingly intoned, "You deserve whatever hangover you've got after last night," to which I replied, "What hang-over? I'm still drunk.":lol:

I've learned to stick with one type of drink (beers or clears...), avoid excesses in wine, and drink a healthy amount of water before finally hitting the sack.

I don't beieve I spent a year thinking you were a profound and statuesque chick :dupe::conehead::out:
So now that I've been in the dark so long; when do we get to the topic of who was the best 3rd stooge...I still like curley best:biggrinjester:
05-31-2010, 02:09 AM
prendrelemick

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Originally Posted by Jesterhead

haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.

Now this is a beautiful redhead.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...monesimons.png

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...onesimons2.jpg

Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.

I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?:wink5:

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Yes, I do miss dear Dizzy and her wild pms...she definitely had my curiosity peaked with the American writing accent, the Vegas attitude and all the paranormal stuff...I've never quite met anyone like her...maybe I and Parker will run into her at the tupperware part

Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create:coolgleamA:

Thats true. As a young lad I wanted to be called Arnie.
05-31-2010, 02:36 AM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Well thank you, I've got my cattiness out for another year...Parker cured it by dosing me heavily with champagne and promising to end the night at a ladies only tupperware party...I hear there may be a dancing policeman:banana::banana: and cake...I love cake:drool5:

Ah, the old "men in uniform" trick!

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

Now, we should all take our hats off and drink to Scher for her long suffering and lady like conduct while she was being publicly accused and abused by the doll: cheers2:

Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create:coolgleamA:

Ok, I missed all that. Sounds better than Peyton Place!

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?:wink5:

Yes.
05-31-2010, 08:47 AM
Paulclem

I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?

Anyway it seems as if it's all been happening since Parker and I went on the town. Redeads and hangovers abound. I agree about the wine. The last time I got leathered on it I ended up with my head down my outside drain. It was a long time ago I hasten to add. I'm now a pillar of the community - pillock of the community my wife says...
05-31-2010, 09:56 AM
Jesterhead

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Originally Posted by soundofmusic

I'm not sure how I prefer things. In the old days, a woman had to convince her husband to take a break and call the professionals (part with that cash he was saving for a new fishing rod) or suffer in silence as he jerry rigged the fridge and it started walking through the house:lol:
Of course, alot of blokes have found, nowadays, that it's much easier to leave the wife home with the plumber, let her pay 80 dollars to change that tiny washer in the dripping faucet; and head off to the creek with the old fishing rod:idea::leaving:

It would really be a dilema whether to stare at her cleavage or eyes....I guess the eyes are always there:lol:

Luckily my father is an expert in fixing things, so I just call him if there is anything I can't figure out myself. If he then can't figure it out, I just pay for it.

That is a dilemma I find myself in quite alot:wink5: who can argue the beauty of Simone Simons?

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?

Well yes, Rock chicks with large breasts are a huge turn on for me :cornut: but in a long term relationship, I find other qualities attractive, even though most of my past girlfriends has been rock chicks... with large breasts.

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

There's something about that porcelain quality of reheads' skin that does it, I'm sure. She's a classic example.

She is, and not just that she is an excellent singer too..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyDhK7B7MrU