"Starling! Starling! Crawford wants to see you in his pants"
The Silence of The Pants
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"Starling! Starling! Crawford wants to see you in his pants"
The Silence of The Pants
WE SPEAK HERE OF "MOONING" SOMEONE
: GREGORY
: I will frown as I pass by, and let them take it as they list. [41]
: SAMPSON
: Nay, as they dare. I will lower my pants at them, which is disgrace to them if they bear it.
: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?
: SAMPSON
: I do lower my pants.
: ABRAM
: Do you lower your pants at us, sir?
: SAMPSON [Aside to Gregory]
: Is the law of our side if I say ay?
: GREGORY [Aside to Sampson]
: No.
: SAMPSON
: No, sir, I do not lower my pants at you, sir, but I lower my pants, sir.
Shakerspeare's Romeo and Juliet
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Originally Posted by Pendragon
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Forrest Gump: But you ain't got no pants, Lieutenant Dan.
"As liberally, as to a Midwife, shew
Thy pants."
---- John Donne
"Ma'am, all we want is just the PANTS Joe Friday, from Dragnet
Sing a song of Pants, Vince!
Sing a song of Pants, Vince,
That Pants thief is surely sly;
He came lurking about the King’s house,
Around the time for tea and pie!
Left the poor old King out in his counting-house,
Sitting in his bloomin’ undies!
Left the poor Queen sitting in her parlour—
Thank goodness for her pink robe with fuzzy bunnies!
Left the poor old maid out in the garden—
Now minus half her clothes!
Cowering in her knickers behind the fountain,
Her face as red as any rose!
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Pendragon
© 9/14/2006
"Fairest pants, thou art rich, being poor."
- - - King Lear
But long ago he rode away,
and where he dwelleth none can say;
for into darkness fell his star
in Mordor where the pants are
"I do not like green pants and spats!
I will not wear them, Sam, and that is that!" :lol:
I hope this hasn't already been done..
"The first rule of Pants Club is...You don't talk about Pants Club!"
-Fight Club
Go confidently in the direction of your pants! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your pants, the laws of the universe will be simpler.
~Henry David Thoreau (sort of)
An honest line of poetry containing the word pants from Ogden Nash, who often had a biting sense of humor! :lol:
"Sure, deck your lower limbs in Pants!,
Yours are the limbs, my sweeting!
You look divine as you advance—
Have you seen yourself retreating?"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
"Dude, where's my pants?"
Ho, ho, ho! Merry Pants-mas!