Call me daft, but what do you mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Revolte
Because um um, um um the fish went pee pee in the water.
What does ninja'd mean?
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Call me daft, but what do you mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Revolte
Because um um, um um the fish went pee pee in the water.
What does ninja'd mean?
Ninja would.
What does the moon do when the sun is out?
It moons Maryd and Heathcliff...:ciappa:
What happens when the sun shines on the dark side of the moon?
Gottdamerung
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Because Pie tastes like purple.
what is up and not a circle?
Squaresville
Why is snow white?
Why is Snow White what? :lol:
Was Snow White's stepmother really that pretty to begin with?
No, of course not! It was only the botox.
Why do fairytales always end happily ever after?
Optimistic Revisionists...
Why should we let sleeping dogs lie?
Because if you wake them up, they'll start barking all over again! :P
Why is it so important that the cat doesn't get out of the bag?
She will scratch you....duh!
Why dancing babies so cute?
Small = cute, small baby + show of skill = extra cute
Why don't cats like water?
They prefer a good Brandy
Why does everybody carp about the obese?
Because they're jealous.
Why is the cake a lie?
It always could be batter, um, better
Why does everything bad for us taste so good, and everything good for us taste so bland?