To tell each other when there are kick-me signs on their back.
Why do people have backs?
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To tell each other when there are kick-me signs on their back.
Why do people have backs?
To do backbiting.
Why do we read stories?
To find friends.
Why do we eat?
If we don't the stomach will go on a hunger strike.
Why do we send SMS?
Now that one cracked me up.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowdrop17
Because our fingers need something to do, when our mouths are shut.Quote:
Originally Posted by snowdrop17
Why do you read?
To learn from others mistakes.
Why do we look in the mirror?
So that we can watch it crack.
Why do women (And some men) wear make up?
:biggrin5::biggrin5:Wow! I made someone happy.Laughter is the best medicine.:smilewinkgrin::smilewinkgrin:Quote:
Originally Posted by Maryd.
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Why do women (And some men) wear make up?
To conceal their horrible real self.
Now my chance:
Black is a color. White is also a color. So why is a black and white TV not called a color TV?
Because the guy who invented TV was colour blind and thus didn't think it prudent to call it a colour tv since he wouldn't be able to see anything if it was a colour TV.
Why are pizza's round?
Because it makes it a lot easier to play frisbee with them.
Why are cats so adorable?
Because they remind us of stuffed toys.
Why are hippos so ugly?
They are ugly because it scares their predators, they rather have a beautiful antilope steak than a hipp burger.
Why are the universal studios not universal, but located on a lot somewhere?
The aliens sold them the land.
Why did Goldilocks eat the porridge?
Because she thought it would make her hair grow.
Is the moon really yellow?
That is because it is made out of cheese.
Why does this bottle have a hole at the top?