Euclidean geometry.
Why do I have to sleep?
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Euclidean geometry.
Why do I have to sleep?
Because the moon said so.
Why did the moon eat the stars?
Because it ran out of cheese.
What makes the moon shine?
Shoe polish.
Why must teeth be brushed?
To swallow tooth-paste before going to bed. :sick:
Why do we smile?
So our mouth won't fade away.
Why are you here?
That's not a stupid question! :p
As a matter of fact, I'm here to tell you "That's not a stupid question! :p" and to say "As a matter of fact, I'm here to tell you 'That's not a stupid question! :p' and to say 'As a matter of fact I'm here to tell you .. . . . . '"
Why is the sun happy?
Because it resembles a giant egg yolk. A cosmic egg yolk. :lol:
Why do some vampires sparkle?
(That was an extremely stupid question)
:p
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Hobo camp?
Are we at a camp?
Why did my plant die?
You didn't let it watch Camp Rock...
Should I go to bed soon?
Nah.
Camp is a bad influence, I would never let my plant watch him do anything of the sort.
Would you camp under a rock?
He left?
What about Bob?