Pam really needs to start dating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
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Pam really needs to start dating.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkman
I have no problem with dates. The latest is fifth of January, but I can recall many others!
Pam collects lemmings so he can throw them off cliffs.
Pam declares his lice as dependents.
Pam advises Vladimir Putin on brinkmanship.
I am removing my remarks with sincere apologies to Hawkman.
Sorted.
I apologize. I thought the point of this thread was that it would never be taken seriously. But it is my fault, and you will not be troubled by it again. Again, I apologize.
Fair enough.
Thanks Hawk.
Pam is a big dope. Let's get this show back on the road.
PAM's newest hobby is darning socks.
Pam won't let the puppet go. It's been screaming - screaming for its life! for several minutes now, and she just won't stop playing that tape of Alice in Chains and pretending she's making the puppet scream for its life.
Oh, heh. . just kidding. Got a little carried away with that one.
Also, she kinda had me going.
:)
PAM's latest hobby is pushing jello up hills.
Pam is a hill-billy. . . everyone from Michigan is. :) or wait, no, South-Dakota, or no, Alabama. Nevermind. Pam is a muppet - I'm quite sure of this now.
PAM wears surgical gloves whenever he goes outside.
Pam is the voodoo queen of the bayous and wrestles alligators for fun.
PAM is just mad because I won't take him alligator wrestling with me . PAM you're not ready yet!
Pam slips her opponents a tranquilizer before the match, which has proven quite effective.
Pam's wearing a quarters worth of cheap perfume.
Pam breeds reticulated swamp dragons for medical experiments...
Pam still has a few tufts of feathers hanging from his mouth. And my prized pelican is gone...
Pam uses 40 weight motor oil as a hair treatment.
Pam joined an AA group so he could expand the market for his moonshine.
Pam seems to be half hawk and half man. . it's a little confusing :p
The Hawk half works for the US military industrial complex and will bomb anyone who might have oil, so if Sancho is right, Pam should take cover!
in the meantime, Pam drinks green and red striped smoothies which he makes by blending frogs.
Pam wakes up in the morning, drinks his smoothie, and then literally spends all day telling people about it. :)
PAM has a pretty extensive collection of potatos that look like Lord of the Rings characters.
Pam had a supporting role in ToyStory.
^bah-hahahahaQuote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
Pam's breath reeks of elderberry wine and corn chips.
Pam goes fracking at weekends.
Pam has a permanent mis-communication with the weather - whenever it rains, he wears shorts, and whenever he has an umbrella, the sun shines.
PAM has nightmares of being ripped apart and eaten alive by Fox News journalists.
PAM finds Fox News intellectually stimulating.
Eh. I have to change that one, it's not really creative.
Ok, I can't really think of anything clever right now, so this one's just pretty much a no-go.
Pam should realise that this behaviour does not constitute "miscommunication" but rather the response of advanced intelligence in the application of lateral thinking. When it rains, one's trousers become wet and retain water. The cloth takes time to dry, and the process of evaporation causes a drop in temperature, leading to hypothermia. Shorts have less cloth and consequently retain less water. Therefore they dry much more quickly and without lowering the body's core temperature to dangerous levels. The use of an umbrella in sunshine is also perfectly logical, as it provides shade, thus preventing exposure to dangerous UV and the concomitant risk of skin cancer.Quote:
Originally Posted by NikolaiI
Pam is confined to a no-go area. Pam should beware the ravages of wild cabbages.
Very true :) I also like the fact that humans are water-proof. . just let the rain fall on your skin!
Pam has a penchant for breaking out into "Cluck Old Hen" at the most unusual of times. . . specifically, each and every time he buys his eggs at the market.
I also drink Old Speckled Hen :D
Pam worships cats and is allergic to Quentin Tarantino.
At a Stop Sign, Pam comes to a complete stop, looks both directions, and only then proceeds forward at a safe and conservative speed.
Burn!
PAM has on mismatched socks.
Pam wears a burka whilst driving, and when pulled over for a moving traffic violation, screams, "Diplomatic Immunity!" at the policeman trying to give her a citation.