Can PAM her stripes?
Maybe.
But her whiskers? Definitely not.
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Can PAM her stripes?
Maybe.
But her whiskers? Definitely not.
PAM leaves whole words out while typing so that his keyboard does not wear out.
PAM has to read novels written in one syllable words because she doesn't have long attention span.
Luckily, PAM writes novels consisting of only one syllable words (as those are the only ones she can spell on her own).
:p
PAM flew into a spider web...
PAM moved the spider web so PATPAM flew into it
PAM just came out of rehab...
PAM drove PATPAM so crazy that they resorted to alcohol...
PAM couldn't figure out how to open the bottle.
PAM is going to get hit by a falling apple.
PAM keeps asking, "But if this is New York, what happened to the old one?"
PAM kept saying, I can resist it...I can resist it... then she ate the whole box of chocolate.
PAMs been busy
PAM invented the grill pit after he accidentally fell into a hole in the ground.
PAM has dubious taste in men.
PAM can sniff out the best gals AND guys.
PAM is jealous of my powers of sniffery.
PAM has a good snoot.
Did the PAM just accuse me of being snooty??
PAM is going to kick my little booties...
....All the way to Djibouti!Quote:
Originally Posted by Haunted
PAM is berry berry mean to TPAPAM
PAM has made TPAPAM feel bad about himself...
PAM has a drag avatar *gasp*
PAM should know that the gender of TPAPAM's avatar isn't nearly as important as her powers of wonder, imagination, empathy, and compassion.
PAM really likes their avatar...
*dramatic sigh*
From the OP:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
PAM has got such big gaps between her teeth that she uses chopsticks as toothpicks.
PAMs ears are so big they call her Wingnut...(sorry...it's against my nature to insult without apology)
Apology accepted, Bien. :rolleyes5:Quote:
Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC
PAM applied for a celebrity look alikes competition but was turned down: There were too many Shreks in the competition already.
PAMs feet are sooo big that she has ten toes on each foot...
PAM is sooooo funny that... That... That...
OK, give me a minute. I am sure I can come up with something to describe how funny he is!
PAM is so awesome that she keeps a Mini-PAM locked in her basement.
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Satan
You cannot imagine how close to the truth you are with this statement!
PAM still cannot read an analogue clock so has to use a digital one.
Jeebus!!
PAM is so dangerous than even Satan wants no business with her.
PAM is running and hiding underneath his bed so nobody will find him.
PAM likes spending all her freetime under her bed because her best friends (dust bunnies) live there.
PAM polishes her wings everynight before bed.
PAM wears dresses made of bird feathers that she collects from her garden.
PAM wishes she could spent her days rolling around in dirt.
Wishes??? I hardly ever do anything else all day long.Quote:
Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*
*snorts*
PAM loves Dr Seuss books (as they are the only ones she has ever read).