Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

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04-25-2009, 07:08 PM
Janine

I will take a drumstick. Yikes, the Bloke's thread has now degenerated into the realm of canablism! What next? :lol:
04-25-2009, 09:41 PM
BienvenuJDC

**Pulls up chair waiting for Classics response...**

Bring me something non-alcoholic...I want to be alert for this! Besides...I always get something non-alcoholic! What's on tap?
04-25-2009, 10:39 PM
The Atheist

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

I was about to say something highly amusing about this post but we musn't give the moderators ( mostly feminine ) a chance to close down the Blokes' thread.

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Originally Posted by Michael T

Those are too small for some of the critters we catch that have wandered into The Blokes' Thread!

Ouch!

Very funny, but I think we do need to remove that pic.

Cheers
04-25-2009, 11:21 PM
skib

Quote:

Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC

**Pulls up chair waiting for Classics response...**

Bring me something non-alcoholic...I want to be alert for this! Besides...I always get something non-alcoholic! What's on tap?

I heard something about there being some Becks and St. Pauli Girl hiding in the back room . . . *sniffs and turns up nose*
04-25-2009, 11:29 PM
BienvenuJDC

Nah...doesn't interest me...I'll just have coffee!!
04-25-2009, 11:30 PM
skib

That works as well! No Bailey's, I assume?
04-26-2009, 04:51 AM
Niamh

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Originally Posted by skib

That works as well! No Bailey's, I assume?

Baileys would be considered as alcohol....:p
04-26-2009, 06:56 AM
Michael T

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Originally Posted by The Atheist

Ouch!

Very funny, but I think we do need to remove that pic.

Cheers

Hi Atheist. In response to your private message, I think my original picture of the girl was just rather comical, fitted within the context of the ongoing thread, and was not too revealing. I even received a message from a female member saying how funny she found it. I find it hard to imagine that my picture and comment would, in itself, have caused any offence to members of the forum. I would be interested to know how many other members of the forum other than you, did, in fact, find my original post to be offensive?
That being said, I will now remove my post from the thread.
Kind regards,
Michael.
P.S. I couldn't figure out how to delete the post, so just removed the content. I'd appreciate it if someone could let me know how to delete a post. :)
04-26-2009, 08:47 AM
Virgil

Gosh, I keep coming here hoping for more pictures of scantily clad women and all I find is talk about cooking. I could go to the girl's thread for home econimics. :D
04-26-2009, 09:04 AM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Gosh, I keep coming here hoping for more pictures of scantily clad women and all I find is talk about cooking. I could go to the girl's thread for home econimics. :D

Sorry Virgil, it wasn't so much the scantily clad young lady but the cooking that has decided us to remove the the picture.
Actually, the picture would have been better posted on the 'What's cooking tonight' thread ?

Now chaps, do as Virgil suggests and lets have more girls and less cooking?
04-26-2009, 10:41 AM
Lokasenna

Yes, the cooking is not attractive. Grace Kelly, however:

http://www.geocities.com/gracekelly6/grace_kelly.jpg

Very few women today seem to have elegance and class... they don't make 'em like they used to!
04-26-2009, 11:28 AM
Michael T

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Originally Posted by Lokasenna

Yes, the cooking is not attractive. Grace Kelly, however:

Very few women today seem to have elegance and class... they don't make 'em like they used to!

Not every picture tells a story. Her on-screen persona did indeed exude elegance and class. However, a close look at her private life prior to her marriage would suggest she was a bit of a s***. Still, let’s not hold that against her! :)
04-26-2009, 11:33 AM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by Michael T

Not every picture tells a story. Her on-screen persona did indeed exude elegance and class. However, a close look at her private life prior to her marriage would suggest she was a bit of a s***. Still, let’s not hold that against her! :)

She was said to have had an extraordinary sexual appetite. Unfortunately
I wasn't one of the lucky guys.
04-26-2009, 11:54 AM
Michael T

[QUOTE=Brian Bean;710960]She was said to have had an extraordinary sexual appetite. Unfortunately
I wasn't one of the lucky guys.[/QUOTE

I fear we may have burst young Lokasenna’s bubble! ;)
04-26-2009, 12:00 PM
Lokasenna

[QUOTE=Michael T;710972]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brian Bean

She was said to have had an extraordinary sexual appetite. Unfortunately
I wasn't one of the lucky guys.[/QUOTE

I fear we may have burst young Lokasenna’s bubble! ;)

:lol:
04-26-2009, 12:02 PM
prendrelemick

So thats why Prince Rainier often wore a tired smile.
04-26-2009, 12:36 PM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

So thats why Prince Rainier often wore a tired smile.

Yeah, but by the time he got there he was standing at the head of a long line of tired smilers.
04-26-2009, 01:14 PM
prendrelemick

A bit strong to call her a s**t though, she was just a very giving person.
Like mother Teresa, only in a different field.
04-26-2009, 03:59 PM
Virgil

I don't know Loki, that's just too classy for a thread like this. I was thinking more along the lines of this:

http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/rockonantonia.jpg

:D:D
04-26-2009, 04:02 PM
Stargazer86

Those chicks have no asses! C'mon, let's see some curve
holy crap, that one on the left is pretty beefy
04-26-2009, 04:36 PM
Emil Miller

Now be fair Virgil, are they the sort of females to attract a G&T and Pimms drinker like Lokasenna? They're more likely to attract the Newcastle brown ale and pork scratchings type.
04-26-2009, 04:45 PM
skib

Looks good to me Virgil. Actually, looks great to me.:D
04-26-2009, 04:47 PM
kevinthediltz

Are these girls afraid of food?
04-26-2009, 04:55 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by kevinthediltz

Are these girls afraid of food?

Not the beefy one on the left. She likes protein shakes and raw egg yolks
04-26-2009, 04:56 PM
skib

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

Not the beefy one on the left. She likes protein shakes and raw egg yolks

She puts me to shame . . .
04-26-2009, 04:56 PM
BienvenuJDC

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

Not the beefy one on the left. She likes protein shakes and raw egg yolks

Stargazer...we aren't fond of the one on the left are we? ;)
04-26-2009, 05:04 PM
Virgil

Haha, I don't really see anyone that's beefy to me. Perhaps I just have low standards. :D
04-26-2009, 05:09 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC

Stargazer...we aren't fond of the one on the left are we? ;)

:lol: She just stands out the most...seriously..OMG she's really buff!! impressive but odd looking on a woman (in my opinion). I had a baby recently and am not in the shape I was once in. I admit, I'm a little bitter. But its just so easy to make fun of these broads!

Um...*adjusts moustache and cap and hopes no one noticed my womanly slip up*
04-26-2009, 05:14 PM
BienvenuJDC

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

:lol: She just stands out the most...seriously..OMG she's really buff!! impressive but odd looking on a woman (in my opinion). I had a baby recently and am not in the shape I was once in. I admit, I'm a little bitter. But its just so easy to make fun of these broads!

Um...*adjusts mustache and cap and hopes no one noticed my womanly slip up*

Well...you look FINE for one of the guys...I hope that no one saw me checking out the GUY with the mustache and the cap...your mustache doesn't match your beautiful red hair...:redface:...I mean your scruffy red hair...
04-26-2009, 05:18 PM
prendrelemick

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Now be fair Virgil, are they the sort of females to attract a G&T and Pimms drinker like Lokasenna? They're more likely to attract the Newcastle brown ale and pork scratchings type.

Listen after 3 pints of Newkie Brown, Nora Batty starts to look attractive.
04-26-2009, 05:20 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC

Well...you look FINE for one of the guys...I hope that no one saw me checking out the GUY with the mustache and the cap...your mustache doesn't match your beautiful red hair...:redface:...I mean your scruffy red hair...

*blushes then runs off to make a spinach quiche*
04-26-2009, 05:22 PM
BienvenuJDC

ok...I think that I just puked a little at the mention of a spinach quiche...:sick:

ok...I DID just puked a little after checking out a photo of Nora Batty...maybe I will have a few drinks...or just bring back that red head...
04-26-2009, 05:27 PM
Stargazer86

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Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC

ok...I think that I just puked a little at the mention of a spinach quiche...:sick:

Well I do make a fabulous spinach quiche and I was going to offer you a piece. Seriously, I don't get what guys have against spinach quiche. It's really just a glorified omelet. Though I would have to agree that chicharones and beer make a far more appetizing snack.

But please, someone explain to me what is the big issue with quiche? It's not like eating it will lower your testosterone levels (or will it??)
04-26-2009, 05:28 PM
BienvenuJDC

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Originally Posted by Stargazer86

Well I do make a fabulous spinach quiche and I was going to offer you a piece. Seriously, I don't get what guys have against spinach quiche. It's really just a glorified omelet. Though I would have to agree that chicharones and beer make a far more appetizing snack.

But please, someone explain to me what is the big issue with quiche? It's not like eating it will lower your testosterone levels (or will it??)

Mom used to make quiche...maybe it was the fact that I was a picky little eater then...maybe I ought to try it again...;)
04-26-2009, 05:46 PM
Michael T

I think we need to get off the topic of quiche...This is a man's man club...and straighten your moustache again Eliz...I mean Clint! ;)
04-26-2009, 05:50 PM
BienvenuJDC

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Originally Posted by Michael T

I think we need to get off the topic of quiche...This is a man's man club...and straighten your moustache again Eliz...I mean Clint! ;)

What about talking about KeeshA...the beautiful dancer?
04-26-2009, 06:00 PM
Michael T

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Originally Posted by BienvenuJDC

What about talking about KeeshA...the beautiful dancer?

I must be getting old or out of touch, I've never heard of her. I googled images and got two girls...one black and one white so I'm at a complete loss!

What about Juliette Binoche? :)

http://www.israelity.com/wp-content/...1007157311.jpg
04-26-2009, 06:08 PM
Emil Miller

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Originally Posted by prendrelemick

Listen after 3 pints of Newkie Brown, Nora Batty starts to look attractive.

That's a good enough reason to avoid it but there can be no excuse for pork scratchings.
04-26-2009, 06:17 PM
BienvenuJDC

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Originally Posted by Michael T

I must be getting old or out of touch, I've never heard of her. I googled images and got two girls...one black and one white so I'm at a complete loss!

What about Juliette Binoche? :)

http://www.israelity.com/wp-content/...1007157311.jpg

Actually just a nobody name...but we'll go with Juliette...:)
04-26-2009, 06:25 PM
Virgil

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stargazer86

:lol: She just stands out the most...seriously..OMG she's really buff!! impressive but odd looking on a woman (in my opinion). I had a baby recently and am not in the shape I was once in. I admit, I'm a little bitter. But its just so easy to make fun of these broads!

Um...*adjusts moustache and cap and hopes no one noticed my womanly slip up*

I had no idea of your gender. :lol: I thought you were male since you kept coming in this thread. :D

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