Must remember the basic principle of existence:
Banana + Mountain Dew = Explosion in your mouth
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That must be why you feels a happy. :D
Expecting retribution is perfectly human, though it will never be a healthy habit. It begins with a knot at the throat area, teardrops fleeing the eyes, and a plethora of various displeasing sensations in rebellion. And as a corollary, the never-answered question: "why?"
Working on Saturday Stinks!
Divorce, comes in a kit now!
Why the fuss over Letterman?
Going to make the same mistake as last night and stay up on Litnet... Gosh I'm nuts.
Where does the term "Raining cats and dogs" come from?
will I meet him oneday ?
Why bother???
If perche` is Italian for both the words why and because, would people talk like this?
"Why?"
"Because."
Or:
"Perche`?"
"Perche`"
Ah, because... er... why... I'm so confused...
The tighter your shoes are tied up, the faster you would run.
The muscles in your feet would not have as much potential to expand and relax, therefore you would have a faster springback.
That pretty much sums up my theory that you can run in heels...
I like walking under the vents in my house. It reminds me of Christmas.
The Japanese Gardens at school smelled like Christmas again, I think the weather is changing.
The winds have turned west...
I so want a hamburger right now...
Mnnn...
"I'm always having a wonderful time, wherever I am, whoever I'm with." - James Stewart in Harvey
I'm so lonely without her. And I haven't ironed a shirt for the morning.
On litnet first thing in the morning... I am nuts...:crash::crash::crash:
Antidisestablishmentarianism is the longest word ever.
I think I might use it one day...
And what's up with Uggs??:sick: they are seriously not cute.
Monty Python is the greatest thing to ever happen to television.
I can't think anymore. I'm getting nothing done. I want to watch a movie now. What's the crime in that?
SNOW!!!!!!!!! SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!!! Not the first of the year. But the first 5 plus inches on the ground! YAY!
One evening I took Beauty in my arms - and I thought her bitter - and I insulted her.
Who knew that white perch would taste so good?
Tomorrow when the War Began by John Marsden is the scariest book I've read in my whole life...
Putting your mind to it, really does work!
How fun is it to watch a spammer try to post knowing that they have already been banned.
Edit: I guess I should have kept my big mouth shut all I'm doing today is banning spammers and removing their posts.
Lol, kind of like watching an insect figure out that it is trapped inside a glass jar?
I looove your avatar by the way. Because I'm quite sentimental towards my childhood, I must always watch It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown every Halloween. Snoopy forever!
Anyway: It seems that nostaliga is doomed to forever despise progress.
Makes me think of Stephen Crane's poem "In the Desert"
Omg it does :eek2:
My mom always used to say the same things. I never believed her until I actually tried. I still don't believe her sometimes now, thus I have to rediscover that simple truth once a day or else I'm doomed to impenetrate myself into indolence.
Another: We can't help but not listen to our parents. We are too willing to find out if they are right or not.
Little work makes can make you apathetic, while too much work makes you tedious.
Self-doubt is the most awful of plauges.
I'm going to get busy doing what I'm here for as soon as I figure out why I'm here.
Why are most "heros" in TV shows called "Jack"?
Jack Bauer ("24"), Jack Shepherd ("Lost"), Jack Carter ("Eureka")...