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The bad news is, we play you shortly.
Aye, I admit Atheist to having a few sleepless nights over this one and I suspect mushrooms and theft may not work this time. It is time for the psychological mind games to commence, I believe the Haka is being performed by the Bolshoi Ballet as a tribute to New Zealand effeminate ideas of warfare. Time to head for the Anderson shelter. :)
:lol: I can't think of anything sexier than the buff men from the bolshoi doing the haka:brow:
Guys and ladies, pour yourselves a drink and pull your chairs closer to the fire Jocky has a tale to tell. That's better I can see all your demonic faces in the atmospheric glow, a sight to behold :) Recently I have turned my mind to the problem of quantum mechanics, in particular how a particle can be in two locations at the same time, Atheist I know you are dying to intervene, however wait till I finish. Recently I was charged with a horrific crime, despite my stonewall alibi winesses of unimpeachable character identified me at the scene of the bank robbery. My legal team, Grabber, Grasper and Goingdoon have, after much palm greasing agreed a new legal strategy. I plead quantum physics, so help me God. Your thoughts on this strategy would be greatly appreciated. :)
Your legal team could use the Heisenberg principle to cast doubt upon the eye witnesses. Which, (if I remember my Star Trek correctly) says it is impossible to simultaneously know both the where and when of any particle's situation . After all you are just a collection of particles.....
I rest my case M'lud.
Only if the girls do the haka in the traditional shirtless mode will that be allowed.Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
:D
The men?Quote:
Originally Posted by soundofmusic
What men?
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Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Case closed.
Jocky, you could always try the identical twin defence!
I can't quite wrap my head around the quantum physics; but I definitely look forward to watching the trial on court tv:thumbs_upQuote:
Originally Posted by jocky
Wait a minute, I didn't see any shirtless women doing the haka on youtube; there were a few gingerbread cookies, some rabbits, some NZ natives and a soccer team!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Yes, I like the twin defense; too.
forget defense. i'll go on the offensive with both twins, providing they're willing of course. one woman is more than enough for any man.. honesty mates?
Here, Here, Gbrekken is here to save the day! Gracious, are there really two identical Jockys?Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
Good question, Is one woman enough for any man? I guess it depends on the woman:brow:
Unfortunately there is a wide gulf between fantasy and reality
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:lol::lol::lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
Atheist's mother in law looks cool in this one. I hope she is not in the line up against us. :)
Oh god yes.Quote:
Originally Posted by gbrekken
The double-trouble argument could never be more beautifully illustrated than the thought of two of them.
Hmmmm. A quick bath and I reckon a couple of them would scrub up ok!Quote:
Originally Posted by prendrelemick
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Originally Posted by jocky
All kidding aside, my m-o-l is possibly the fattest woman in NZ. If she was in the photo, they'd have needed a wide-angle lens.
Lovely woman, but the size of a small bungalow.
That's nothing, my mother in law is so grotesque the Scottish Tourist Board employ her every summer to swim up and down Loch Ness. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Oh god!Quote:
Originally Posted by jocky
May history never allow the pair of them in the lake at the same time!
Daily Mail Headline"
Monster and White Whale Seen in Loch Ness.
Even Herman Melville's Captain Ahab would have turned the Pequod around in horror, and that was a man who didn't scare easily. I dont think I will get much sleep tonight. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by The Atheist
Atheist and Jocky; have you noticed how wives slowly turn into their mothers.:lol: