write a really bad poem

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Originally Posted by SleepyWitch

:lol: i'd like to laugh out loud but I'm at the student IT centre and the other students would think I'm crazy :)

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I think you're crazy too. I meant that to be a very serious piece. ;)

some guys talk big
mock, criticize and laugh at
others, God being no exception
they think they are all-knowledge,
self-born like amoeba
propel their way like paramecium
and will be reborn like earthworms
that there is no heaven or hell
that they are immune from divine
accountability
nonsense!
they live in fool's paradise
know nothing, nothing!
will they tell us if they have
ever seen the teeth of a termite,
the limbs of a snake,
the nose of an ant?

To Beauty in Chains
mazHur

nothing attracts more
than beauty veiled
beauty when exposed
just loses its charm
farther deep down the skin
it's all filth and crap;
How about then
hiding behind a veil
a burqah, my love?

For I am the designated one
he who was indicated by the prophecy
the one who will lead the children of Kaw
Into a land of efficacy

This is what it looks like when I try to write a poem in less than an hour
I know what lifes about
I take what it gives, which might be doubt
I wanna take children to visit the pied piper's house
I'm lazy but I don't like to slouch
That's why my back doesn't drown down on the couch
I know of no way called the promised route
All things are like one, but not part of Tao
Or whatever word you have for destiny farther down
Flowing like a river
With beauty glowing like guenhwyvar
Idealism can be like that
It's like The Wall you must fight back
Tear it down just to get your life back
I hate poetry because most of what I write's crap
No figurative meaning I'll up-front use white crack
My metaphors suck like when your hair's in bike hats
My meter's so off but I know some trite facts
I don't like when when I'm bad at stuff so spite that

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There, thats a bad poem, a poem with no words.

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Originally Posted by blp

spit on the hop gog pop rock shock jock
shappetty shop shop shag shrug lug glug
Go for it! The new car can be yours
You've just got to believe
and get lucky on a spin of the wheel
don't worry, just do what you feel
walk on your hands and wave with your feet
Hi!
Sorry to see you looking so low.

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you're so damn good at these blp

this one made me chuckle out loud

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Originally Posted by Il Penseroso

you're so damn good at these blp

this one made me chuckle out loud

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Thanks, Penser. Means a lot coming from you.

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Originally Posted by Oniw17

This is what it looks like when I try to write a poem in less than an hour
I know what lifes about
I take what it gives, which might be doubt
I wanna take children to visit the pied piper's house
I'm lazy but I don't like to slouch
That's why my back doesn't drown down on the couch
I know of no way called the promised route
All things are like one, but not part of Tao
Or whatever word you have for destiny farther down
Flowing like a river
With beauty glowing like guenhwyvar
Idealism can be like that
It's like The Wall you must fight back
Tear it down just to get your life back
I hate poetry because most of what I write's crap
No figurative meaning I'll up-front use white crack
My metaphors suck like when your hair's in bike hats
My meter's so off but I know some trite facts
I don't like when when I'm bad at stuff so spite that

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hehe, this sounds like a rap song :thumbs_up

Jubert de Schubert
has eaten too much camembert
he has so expanded his girth
he must now wear a skirt

Jubert de Schubert
has eaten too much camembert
now he is shaped like a pear
and has nothing to wear

the poet bee el pee
has eaten too much LSD
now his brain's shaped like a sponge
and his poems come out strongé [to be pronounced with a French accent] :D

I seenk you mean 'strahnj', non, Sleepy? Mais oui, for ah am zee expert when it cahms to wrahting in a Fransh acsohn.

yep, that's exactly what I meant :)

C'est vrai que c'est une bon idée
d'essayer de parler en Français
Mais si vous n'avez pas ç'apprené
you has a petit problem.