write a really bad poem

[mazHur]

There was a young man from Kent
Whose wick was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He had it bent double
So instead of coming he went

COURTEY: NR

[Pendragon]

That's not bad, Maz, that BAWDY!

[mazHur]

thanks,,,but that is a variation of one of my friends utterances !

[Pendragon]

On the evening when I first arrived,
The Doctor sceamed, "Dear God! That Thing is alive!"
Now I watch people faint
Who dare look me in the face--
Never knowing I wear a mirror for a disguise!

[blp]

Stik to it with a bit of a skit
YOu are a twit you bit of kit
Got to be bobbly whatever your poppery crockery
Golly how it glugs up gloppy sloppy jalopies shoppy

[blp]

Same day you say
whatever day It don't matter
look at the clouds and watch them scatter
hoooooray

[blp]

It's going to be OK, Ray,
well, alright not for you,
but even though you can't admit it
I know you feel low about how it was for me
and I can tell you
It's OK!

[blp]

I'm not sure this is totally bad, but I can't be bothered to spam the forum with a new thread, so I'll post it here

This life's a closed-book exam,
except your neighbour scribbles on your sheet
in indelible ink when the boozy invigilator’s
gone to have a smoke
and you end up quoting Madonna
when you meant the Pope

But somehow I seem to have made a vow,
promised you, or myself or the ants
that amid all the

arms-races, after eight mints,
binge drinking, bloodshed, beaches,
Ciceronean orators,
Darfur,
enlightenment thought and emaciation,
fashion, football, French revolution,
Glamour, google, Gaza strip,
hairstyles and hairgels
[unisex-herbal-curl-activating shine]
iguanas,
Jelly Beans,
Krishna, Hare Krishna, Hare Hare,
Hare Krishna
Hare
Krishna Hare
[outside a Birmingham bookshop]
liberals and lullabies and lipsick on a rival’s teeth
[er, you’ve got…. forget it],
moons, music old and new,
nuptials [and divorce parties:
Theseus minus Hippolyta],
oval offices, ora..nges,
predictable! philistine philosophers,
quirks, Quark, quasars,
roadside motels, rendezvous, rendez me,
rendez you, rendez each other for a
sh*g [only one last time, the road will thank us],
tea, transport, Trafalquar Square,
undies, uvular R,
Volkswagen, vernacular, vascular plants,
water crisis,
X, Malcolm
Y, why? Why not? If and but, but why and when and how?
Zemin, your little red book is gathering dust in the attic

I’d still find time to catch a cold.
And as long as there are dusty train stations in summertime
I’ll stay newborn (at four o’clock) in spite of evidence.
I rest my case.
Objection denied.

Lots and lots to like here. I especially like 'er, you've got...forget it.'

[blp]

Sure I saw you having it large down the dog last tuesday
You woz with yer old fella and he slobbered on ya proper
all beery and that, he's a messy old prat and I'll tell ya
I was like, na, this bird must have self image issues
being with a half toothless spitting old sack of soak like
this geezer, she doesn't know she's born let alone
built and souped to make a red blooded boy groan

[blp]

spit on the hop gog pop rock shock jock
shappetty shop shop shag shrug lug glug
Go for it! The new car can be yours
You've just got to believe
and get lucky on a spin of the wheel
don't worry, just do what you feel
walk on your hands and wave with your feet
Hi!
Sorry to see you looking so low.

[blp]

As it goes it goes it goes
You wiggle your little bitty toes
and it really shows shows shows
that it never snows

so where is the end oh friend
somewhere around the bend
beyond where a letter will send
beyond your special blend

[blp]

I've never seen anything in any place
for I'm too short too see over the wall!
and no one has ever seen my face
or heard my telephone calls

Here's what they say, each one:
Hi there, petunia, I'm calling about the job
I've heard it's going to be a lot of fun
I heard about it from your cousin Bob.

[blp]

Sunday is a day of rest
so I spend it desperately trying to relax
I can't stop thinking about stocks and shares
unless I OD on Xanax.

[SleepyWitch]

On the evening when I first arrived,
The Doctor sceamed, "Dear God! That Thing is alive!"
Now I watch people faint
Who dare look me in the face--
Never knowing I wear a mirror for a disguise!

hey this is cool, Uncle Pen!

[SleepyWitch]

As it goes it goes it goes
You wiggle your little bitty toes
and it really shows shows shows
that it never snows

so where is the end oh friend
somewhere around the bend
beyond where a letter will send
beyond your special blend

i'd like to laugh out loud but I'm at the student IT centre and the other students would think I'm crazy