PAM tries, desperately, to have an affair with a plastic surgeon
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PAM tries, desperately, to have an affair with a plastic surgeon
Pam had an affair with a plastic surgeon and he gave her a nose job in exchange for her affections. Now she looks like Gérard Depardieu
For someone who "doesn't even know" doesn't the PAM's atvar look at little too "knowing..."?
PAM's affections are like being kissed by a worm
Only PAM would know what it's like to be kissed by a worm...:sick:
although the pam doesn't like being kissed by worms, she does like to kiss them for some strange reason
The PAM doesn't kiss worms, she eats them with meatballs... :sick:
sounds delicious!!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by kiz_paws
the pam uses meatballs as soap.
Hey, good idea (cuz I don't eat meat)! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shalot
The PAM uses meatballs as toe wedges when she paints her toenails... ;)
PAM uses mustard as lotion.:)
The PAM has a collection of Mustard packets and is started a to collect those little creamer containers.
The PAM keeps her anti-rotting creams in those little creamer cotainers
like i said rock on hippy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the pam is a greak hippy.
The PAM is a hippie who braids her hair with laces taken from dirty sports shoes.
The PAM uses shoe laces as hairbands.
. . .You're from Greece. . . .THAT'S AWESOME!!!!!!!
I'd insult the PAM, but from the looks of things, nature beat me to it... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1...ur/groucho.jpg
Nature is something the PAM loves, like eating soil, and making creams with soil...The PAM is a lover of nature, she is an expert in everything that has to do with dung.
The PAM wears a coat made from catapillars.
Just like the pam wears a hat made of papayas!
Just like the PAM wears shoes made of banana skins and wonders why they call them SLIPPERS.... :lol: :lol:
The PAM wears flipflops on her head and her fancy hat on her feet.
PAM uses broken pencils. . . . . . .
PAM has lost her pencils.
The PAM doesn't worry about lost pencils; since she's also lost her marbles!
PAM is suffering a short-term memory loss.
If only were short-term...... that would mean that I could remember eventually...but I never do!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gadget Girl
The PAM needs a map so that her food can find it's way to her mouth from her plate.
The PAM doesn't need a map as he just lifts the plate to his mouth and scoops in the food.. Why use utensils?
The PAM combs her hair with a fork a la Little Mermaid
What is this "utensils" thing you mentioned??Quote:
Originally Posted by papayahed
The PAM doesn't trim her hair..... she just chews it off when it gets long enough to reach her mouth.
The PAM chews off his toe and finger nails, no need for clippers when "Gnawy" is around.
PAM eats her toenails for dinner.
The PAM lets her toenails groooooooooow really long so that she has plenty of food to eat.
PAM mind is like his/her is like avie, it never quite ends, but gets smaller and smaller.
PAM's mind is filled with thoughts way too unreal.
The PAM did not do her homework BAD PAM
It is clear by her signature that the PAM is confused with plural and singular verbs.
The PAM collects potatos that look like famous people.
The PAM collects legumes and melons that look like genitals.
The PAM has an odd facination with strangely shaped things...
PS: and Amalia1985 is a bit confused concerning my gender... That's DAVID PENDRAGON, dearie! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l1.../Four/Dale.gif
That's why the PAM loves staring at the mirror...