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Gosh, I never thought it was difficult for men to find a preferred fit! I guess I never thought they would care :p ;) I have trouble finding "women's jeans" that aren't wide on top and just big enough for your foot to get through on the bottom...I guess that's too cowgirl-style for me. I like a good straight leg, or a slight flare (bell bottoms? lol). Hmmm...oops, I'm in the guys thread again! :eek:
That's OK. I've considered you an honorary guy. :D Based on some of the things you've said here. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
woohoo! (~puts on honorary smoking jacket, ties the sash extra tight so the waistline can be seen~) lol :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
If you guys really want to show your feminine side, flush and put the seat down. As for man fashion, I miss men's hinies. Men in 501 button flies...any man in 501's, barefoot and in 501's, with a shirt that actually fits and doesn't make them look like a five year old playing dress up...or better yet, no shirt. A man in 501's, barefoot, no shirt, commando, grrrrrrrrrrrr!
Sorry, I was having a moment. :blush:
Is that all. i thought I would have to put on lipstick and a dress. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Arethusa
I just went in the bathroom and found the toilet seat up. What did I do? Dun dun duuuunnnn...I put it down! Gasp!
Honestly, I'm not bothered by it, and don't understand why other women are. I heard that it's because women just run into the bathroom and sit down without looking...really? That's just weird. I would think that the women who are so insistent that the seat be left down would be the same women who would check to see if there were any...erm...leakage (?) on the seat. I'd much rather put the seat down than have to wipe off any of that! :eek2:
Hello. *very meekly*
I'll get straight to the point: need to get drunk and forget the day iv had! Lots of drinking going on here. So....:blush: can i be a guy for one evening? :p Wel fart and swear and grunt and scratch arm pits and leave toilet seats up and....anything you want. :lol:
But two promises please:
1. When I get on the poker table and start.....:blush: ....stripping someone must stop me.
2. Whem Im really drunk that Im making passes at any of you guys, oz, virg, amius, robin,kilted, i dont care who you are, if im making a pass at you it means im drunk! and so call me a taxi, send a sober sensilbe girl (or guy, but only if no girls available) with me and make sure i get home tucked in bed safely with water and painkiller right next to me. oh and something to vomit in. thanks!
so lets parrtayyy. (home style).
Sweetie I think you have a bad idea here! Better make sure one of the girls can take you home if you insist on staying!
I've always wondered why men don't complain about women leaving the toilet seat down. I guess we're just too lazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
Don't count on that when you're among guys.Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
lol opti...here, I'm an "honorary guy" here, I'll be your designated driver as long as you're mine when I need a night like this! :p
hey girls I dont drink so how about I'm designated driver???
:D
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Originally Posted by Shannanigan
We need a list of women who can feel free to enter the Guys' Thread...anytime. :brow:
1. Oh, of course!! Why would we do otherwise? ~checks batteries on his video camera~Quote:
Originally Posted by optimisticnad
2. Erm...if you wake up with dollar bills tucked into your clothing, ignore them. Gentlemen, shall we draw straws to see who accompanies optimistic home?
Add me then!
Haha, me as well if you please robin dear...
Well, strip poker is a game we've played.. even at school.... But no woman has gone farther than unbuttoning her buttons and losing her skirt [ of course if she wore shorts]
Or even strip jack... [ jack and poy...] Men however have gone as far as being topless and pantless... [ if they were wearing boxers] Yes, we were like I dunno... 2nd year... but this was during camp... When nobody gives a damn!!! Long live roughing it outdoors and shooting birds from the sky, defeathering them and cleaning their guts out...
And beer!!! Lots and lots of beer!!
prime example with be, it would be highly improper for your boyfriend to wear his dodgy track pants if he is going to meet your dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by shinigami
or a cotton summer suit to a black tie evening, highly improper!
opti - pass the beer! :D
I will be worried about Opti in this case. :D Have you cleared your driving test, Night? :eek2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nightshade
Well, with so many non-drinkers about (who hopefully have driver's licences), perhaps I shall indulge in a little drink myself...
pass the pitcher boys!!! :D
Thank you, Shan! Thanks what I've been saying for years! "Look, you fuss if I don't raise the seat and piddle on it, so if it is up, don't yell and tell me it's up, just push it back down! I mean, if I can raise it effortlessly to do my little job, you can surely put it back down with equal ease to do yours. And if you are in the habit of sitting down before you look to see if it's safe to sit, maybe we've discovered the problem, and sweetheart, it has nothing to do with the position of the seat on the toilet. You are careless! No court would ever convict me! (Unless, Judge and jury were all females, of course! Then I might get hanged, drawn, and quartered!) ;) :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
kill joy :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Madhuri
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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
1. but of course...*checks wallet for money*
2. :D ...nuff said...but o course one must be honourable too.:D
Just occurred to me: Are these two threads another version of the Amazons versus the Dastardlies?
i have yet to partake in the amazon-dastardlies war (braces for ensuing shock, outrage, and rallies from both sides)
Ensuing shock, outrage, and rallying: ...meh.
Doesn't gravity mean that technically, it takes far less effort to put the toilet seat DOWN as opposed to UP?
I like to defy gravity by leaving the seat up. :)
However, I usually put the seat down after using the bathroom, I am, afterall, quite civilized and can understand the extreme difficulty the fairer sex has with putting the seat down on their own. :p
Indeed. Don't you realize the seat has cooties on it? :rolleyes: :pQuote:
Originally Posted by AimusSage
All this fuss about me getting drunk! Ud think iv never done it before (i havent).
Right! Who was my driver? Who took me home last night? I ask because in the morning I woke up to find......cliffhanger.......ul have to check the girls site....actually it only makes sense to put it up here....when i woke up at home I found this on the floor, its a mans boxers. not mine! so i wonder whose it is..........
please que here to try on and if it fits......well........
http://www.mentaljokes.com/images/boxers_funny.jpg
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Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
aw, so you made a video? can you tell me what I got up to....:blush: and maybe you can shed light on who took me home cos I woke up to find some awful shorty thing. lol. so who drew the short straw?
i woke up with lots and lots of dollar bills. so thanks everyone. I wonder what I did to earn all that money.....*deep contemplation*. Oh! Did i get on stage and crack some jokes?
of . . . COURSE you did, opti . . . *palms money from selling video camera to Robin* :lol:
Darn I knew I should have swiped the money when I took her home, fuel expensis an'all:brow:
Would any of the guys wear Stewie Griffin boxer shorts? :brow:
tisk tisk!! I have a sense of taste, mines says "horny little devil":ladysman: :brow:
Hmmm...I have Spongebob, Simpsons, and Tony the Tiger boxers...I guess Stewie wouldn't be out of my league :p
Cooties, eh? From our fingers, used to put the seat up and/or down? Hummmm. And after a feminine derrière touches the seat, you don't think we should wipe it off before we touch it to avoid some serious COOTIES? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by kathycf
Hello...
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:eek: Pendragon? You?......she?......really? :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
Feminie derriers are as cootie-free and precious as babies' bottoms! Besides, it's YOUR choice whether or not you wipe off the seat before you touch it! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pendragon
I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"
To the first inquiry: No, I double posted, and was having a laugh, and forgot about the post above me! :blush: :blush:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
To the second: No. You expect us to raise the seat if it is down, so if you find it up, a simple move will put it down. Women expect equality with a man-- is this not so? Welcome to equality, baby! ;)
Why don't you create a poll, Shan? I don't tink men should be forced to put it down. But it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Doesn't mean I always do. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Shannanigan
Don't forget your strappy shoes :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil
Ooohh..perhaps I should create my first litnet poll :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Virgil