Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread!

Or men peeing outside like they're supposed to.

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Originally Posted by Virgil

Women cleaning ladies. :p

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:!!!!! ........:lol: I am peeing my pants!

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Originally Posted by Brian Bean

Hammers are of limited interest to most people, even men, can't we get back to the booze and women ? The two most important things in a man's life.

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I dunno . . . there was a point where my hammer was my livelihood.
14 oz Titanium Stilletto, and it cost me a pretty penny.

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Originally Posted by skib

I dunno . . . there was a point where my hammer was my livelihood.
14 oz Titanium Stilletto, and it cost me a pretty penny.

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Isn't it interesting that your hammer is named after a woman's shoe...:idea:

Hmm . . . which came first, the hammer or the shoe? ;)

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Originally Posted by skib

Hmm . . . which came first, the hammer or the shoe? ;)

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This is a stilletto
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5237/hellgoldrh2.jpg

It's still a bloody shoe, however you look at it, it just doesn't function well as one. A hammer does its job well though. :)

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Originally Posted by *Classic*Charm*

This is a stilletto
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5237/hellgoldrh2.jpg

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*Classic*, do you remember the song.....

"These stilettos are made for walking and that's just what they'll do; one of these days these stilettos will walk all over you!"

...or was it boots??? :confused:

boots. I don't think a woman in stillettos could move fast enough to do it. ;) ...unless you're the sort of person that keeps tripping over when zombies are chasing after you.

I would really rather nobody walked on me at all, especially if there's zombies about!

I just meant boots are made for walking, not stilettos. :) It's easy to run away from people who are wearing stilettos if you are not, unless you're drunk, or keep tripping over.

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Originally Posted by Silas Thorne

boots. I don't think a woman in stillettos could move fast enough to do it. ;) ...unless you're the sort of person that keeps tripping over when zombies are chasing after you.

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It was Boots, Janine.

HA! Come on Silas, are you telling me you've never seen a woman run in stillettos? I can run in stellettos and manage to stay on my feet!

can you run on cobblestones, or bumpy ground, though? ;) You'll break off the heels.

A hammer is has that manly sense of functionality and goodness about it. Rugged and does the job well. :)

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Originally Posted by Silas Thorne

can you run on cobblestones, or bumpy ground, though? ;) You'll break off the heels.

A hammer is has that manly sense of functionality and goodness about it. Rugged and does the job well. :)

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The first time I wore heels, I ended up walking the cobble streets of Old Quebec city for three hours. No broken heels! :D

http://www.ngphotos.com/Morning%20li...bec%20City.jpg

And let's face it, Silas, as functional as it may be, there's just nothing attractive about your hammer :D

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Originally Posted by Silas Thorne

can you run on cobblestones, or bumpy ground, though? ;) You'll break off the heels.

A hammer is has that manly sense of functionality and goodness about it. Rugged and does the job well. :)

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Personally I prefer a nice manly screwdriver.