Soldiers

[Jerrybaldy]

Somebody famous has died
And can no longer entertain us
‘ bugger’
I bite down on my toast.
I remember when somebody I knew died
That was sad
This is like that was
All through my life they were alive
So now im a little less alive
Because they’re dead
Like the corner shop
That isn’t on the corner anymore
Another famous person
Is saying how great the dead famous person was
Selfless apparently
Funny
Funny bones that died
Irreplaceable
Famous people are becoming more famous
With good lines about the famous person who died
The adverts promise roller skating
During your period
Whilst I’m boiling eggs
Soft and runny for dipping
With soldiers facing
Certain death.

[Hawkman]

I ain't dead. Yet.

[Jerrybaldy]

Welcome back Mr Hawk. I hope you know that between your occasional visits I’m producing this crap on a regular basis. You are no doubt about to post something great before retreating again to the south west as i remember. Always good to hear from you. JB