Biggus
11-14-2016, 04:47 AM
FAIRY TALE’S RESPUN # 5
The classic tale of Goldilocks
Should never have included Bears
The Girl was gay so it was actually
Goldilocks and the Three Mares
LIP-SALVE
Lip-salve is a very useful product
But it’s not a good chaperon, in anyway
Even though it lives up to its boast
Of always keeping the chaps away
FOR MANY YEARS HE HADN’T DONE MUCH
For many years he hadn’t done much
In the way of work at all
Not that he was physically incapable
He just worked at county hall
IT WILL NORMALLY INVOKE A SENSE OF SHAME
It will normally invoke a sense of shame
When a young lady to loses her good name
However her position is not an untenable one
When a young man gives her a better one
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 3
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anaesthetist thought he was funny
When the nurse dropped my notes he said
“Don’t lose them, we may need them at autopsy”
NICOLA STURGEON, THE SCOTTISH FIRST MINISTER
Nicola Sturgeon, the Scottish First Minister
Says she want’s independence from Westminster
But it’s illogical, she’s just flexing her muscles
As Scotland will become dependent on Brussels
I WAS TOLD SOMETHING INTERESTING
I was told something interesting
By the RSPCA Man
He said Dogs can’t have an MRI
But explained that CatsCan
AUTOMATED CONCEIT
The guy was so conceited that when
He stood in the cubicle with nothing on
And his automatic shower came to life
He thought his nakedness had turned it on
I WENT TO THE UKRAINE
I went to the Ukraine
With my girlfriend Bev
And I ate a Chicken Kiev
With my chick in Kiev
WHEN WE WERE KIDS IN THE AUTUMN
When we were kids in the autumn
My brother would hide from view
Beneath a pile of fresh fallen leaves
But hey that was Russell for you
The classic tale of Goldilocks
Should never have included Bears
The Girl was gay so it was actually
Goldilocks and the Three Mares
LIP-SALVE
Lip-salve is a very useful product
But it’s not a good chaperon, in anyway
Even though it lives up to its boast
Of always keeping the chaps away
FOR MANY YEARS HE HADN’T DONE MUCH
For many years he hadn’t done much
In the way of work at all
Not that he was physically incapable
He just worked at county hall
IT WILL NORMALLY INVOKE A SENSE OF SHAME
It will normally invoke a sense of shame
When a young lady to loses her good name
However her position is not an untenable one
When a young man gives her a better one
I WENT INTO HOSPITAL FOR MINOR SURGERY # 3
I went into hospital for minor surgery
And the anaesthetist thought he was funny
When the nurse dropped my notes he said
“Don’t lose them, we may need them at autopsy”
NICOLA STURGEON, THE SCOTTISH FIRST MINISTER
Nicola Sturgeon, the Scottish First Minister
Says she want’s independence from Westminster
But it’s illogical, she’s just flexing her muscles
As Scotland will become dependent on Brussels
I WAS TOLD SOMETHING INTERESTING
I was told something interesting
By the RSPCA Man
He said Dogs can’t have an MRI
But explained that CatsCan
AUTOMATED CONCEIT
The guy was so conceited that when
He stood in the cubicle with nothing on
And his automatic shower came to life
He thought his nakedness had turned it on
I WENT TO THE UKRAINE
I went to the Ukraine
With my girlfriend Bev
And I ate a Chicken Kiev
With my chick in Kiev
WHEN WE WERE KIDS IN THE AUTUMN
When we were kids in the autumn
My brother would hide from view
Beneath a pile of fresh fallen leaves
But hey that was Russell for you