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Biggus
02-07-2016, 08:24 AM
SHROVETIDE

Shrovetide begins on Egg Saturday
Heralding the coming of lent
And deciding what to give up
Is normally the way it is spent

EGG SATURDAY

The first day of Shrovetide
Is Shrove or Egg Saturday
An Oxfordshire tradition
Sometimes called egg feast day

QUINQUAGESIMA SUNDAY

The second day of Shrovetide
Shrove Sunday or Quinquagesima
Celebrated in the Christian church
As the fiftieth day before Easter

COLLOP MONDAY

The third day of Shrovetide
Once known as Collop Monday
Named after Collops of bacon
A traditional dish of the day
Which was served with eggs
It’s the forgotten Shrove Monday

NICKANAN NIGHT

Nickanan Night or Shrove Monday evening
Was a time for boys to commit petty crime
Now we don’t have it on one special night
Instead now it appears to happen all the time

THE PANCAKE DAY RACE

The Pancake Day race was a popular event
And was held amidst much happy hoorays
Until the runners became too competitive
And behaved like parents on sports days

ASH WEDNESDAY

There is a religious reason
Why it is a significant day
But cremated pancake on the hob
Is the only ash around our way

WHAT DO YOU CALL THE DAY?

What do you call the day?
That comes after Ash Wednesday
And before kissing Friday
Well we just call it Thursday

KISSING FRIDAY

The tradition of kissing Friday
Was called Nippy Hug Day
When Leicestershire men
Could demand on that day
A kiss from any woman
Of his choice by custom
And if she was to refuse
He could then pinch her bum
But since world war two
Kissing Friday doesn’t apply
It has fallen from favour
I can’t understand why

YesNo
02-07-2016, 11:31 AM
I liked Nickanan Night the best.

Tyrion Cheddar
02-07-2016, 12:40 PM
I liked Nickanan Night the best.

Nick at Night? I never did watch any of that.
Now, much as I'd enjoy Kissing Friday, I can't 'elp noticing 'ow many days you people require to atone for sin. I mean, forty days? We Hebes get it done in one day. Yom Kippur, baby. A single day of fasting and meditating on what a scumbag you've been the past year, then it's pig out on Mom's matzoh ball soup and brisket and you're good to go for another year. If you're interested in this expedited version of sin purging, gimme a call, I'll hook you up.

YesNo
02-07-2016, 03:18 PM
Forty days seems a long time to me as well. Might as well make it 365 days. Whips for self and other directed flagellations should help pass the time.

Biggus
02-10-2016, 04:50 AM
Thanks YN