Biggus
03-27-2015, 04:50 AM
ARE YOU WEARING A SHELL SUIT?
Are you wearing a shell suit?
Well don’t you just look cute
But I know where you are heading
And it’s not suitable for a wedding
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 344
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
And the trains were delayed for hours
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1
The best Easter actor of all time
Is something of an acting hero
And there can only be one winner
And that would be Rabbit De Niro
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER EARRINGS?
Are you wearing Easter earrings?
To mark the most holy of days
With the simplicity of the cross
It is the most symbolic of ways
EASTER MEANING
Easter bunny
In his furry suit
Baby Chickens
Soft and cute
Easter cards
Of greeting
Sing praise at the
Sunday meeting
And remember
The meaning of Easter
It’s the chocolate eggs
It’s a no brainer
A COUPLE OF WOMEN
A couple of women
Live next door to me
One is middle-aged
And teaches PE
The other a social worker
In her mid-twenties
They go everywhere together
If you please
And I’ve never seen a man
Either enter or leave
I’m beginning to think
That they might be Lebanese
BEING FROM AN ARMY FAMILY I DREADED
Being from an army family I dreaded
Being invited to the officer’s mess
Because I’d have one too many margarita’s
And it always ends in distress
WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU NEEDED PROTECTION
When I suggested you needed protection
I wasn’t meaning you needed a condom
I was merely wondering if you happened
To have a suitable raincoat to put on
HE ASKED ME A QUESTION
He asked me a question
In the most cryptic of ways
Does your mouth bleed?
Every twenty eight days?
And I didn’t recognise it
As an insult for several days
WHEN WILLIAM JOINED THE ARMY
When William joined the army
He struggled with some of the drill
But the thing he hated the most
Was when they said “fire at will”
Are you wearing a shell suit?
Well don’t you just look cute
But I know where you are heading
And it’s not suitable for a wedding
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 344
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
And the trains were delayed for hours
THE BEST EASTER ACTOR OF ALL TIME # 1
The best Easter actor of all time
Is something of an acting hero
And there can only be one winner
And that would be Rabbit De Niro
ARE YOU WEARING EASTER EARRINGS?
Are you wearing Easter earrings?
To mark the most holy of days
With the simplicity of the cross
It is the most symbolic of ways
EASTER MEANING
Easter bunny
In his furry suit
Baby Chickens
Soft and cute
Easter cards
Of greeting
Sing praise at the
Sunday meeting
And remember
The meaning of Easter
It’s the chocolate eggs
It’s a no brainer
A COUPLE OF WOMEN
A couple of women
Live next door to me
One is middle-aged
And teaches PE
The other a social worker
In her mid-twenties
They go everywhere together
If you please
And I’ve never seen a man
Either enter or leave
I’m beginning to think
That they might be Lebanese
BEING FROM AN ARMY FAMILY I DREADED
Being from an army family I dreaded
Being invited to the officer’s mess
Because I’d have one too many margarita’s
And it always ends in distress
WHEN I SUGGESTED YOU NEEDED PROTECTION
When I suggested you needed protection
I wasn’t meaning you needed a condom
I was merely wondering if you happened
To have a suitable raincoat to put on
HE ASKED ME A QUESTION
He asked me a question
In the most cryptic of ways
Does your mouth bleed?
Every twenty eight days?
And I didn’t recognise it
As an insult for several days
WHEN WILLIAM JOINED THE ARMY
When William joined the army
He struggled with some of the drill
But the thing he hated the most
Was when they said “fire at will”