Biggus
09-11-2014, 04:12 AM
ARE YOU WEARING ADULT CLOTHES?
Are you wearing adult clothes?
Growing up is such a crime
I know you are only young once,
But you can be immature for a lifetime
I CONCENTRATE, EVERY SECOND
I concentrate, every second
I can never slack
Once my dad let his mind wander,
And it never came back
I FIND MODERN LIVING HARD TO FATHOM
I find modern living hard to fathom
As life throws up unlikely pairs
For few women admit their age
And even fewer men act theirs
FORGETFUL
I forget names; I forget faces;
I even forget to zip up my fly
But by far the worst thing
Is forgetting to unzip your fly
THE SILVER VOTERS
The nations older aged voters
Are not that easy to impress
Because as you grow older
You stand for more and fall for less
LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 3
You’re forty years old
Which is when, they say
Life begins for you
On that most special day
But if you drink too much
You will certainly pay
Because now you’re old
You’ll be hungover all day
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BEST SUIT?
Are you wearing your best suit?
Well I am surprised at it to be true
Because you’re now at an age when
Your back goes out more than you do.
DON’T PLAY SECOND FIDDLE
Don’t play second fiddle
Don’t be a mistress, be a wife
You must always be
The leading lady in your own life
UNDER ANY CONCEIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCE
Under any conceivable circumstance
I wouldn’t hesitate to admit
I would much rather be over the hill
Than find myself under it
MY GRANDDAD WAS WONDERFUL
My Granddad was wonderful
He always smiled and never frowned
He’d always have a treat for me
He was Father Christmas all year round
Are you wearing adult clothes?
Growing up is such a crime
I know you are only young once,
But you can be immature for a lifetime
I CONCENTRATE, EVERY SECOND
I concentrate, every second
I can never slack
Once my dad let his mind wander,
And it never came back
I FIND MODERN LIVING HARD TO FATHOM
I find modern living hard to fathom
As life throws up unlikely pairs
For few women admit their age
And even fewer men act theirs
FORGETFUL
I forget names; I forget faces;
I even forget to zip up my fly
But by far the worst thing
Is forgetting to unzip your fly
THE SILVER VOTERS
The nations older aged voters
Are not that easy to impress
Because as you grow older
You stand for more and fall for less
LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 3
You’re forty years old
Which is when, they say
Life begins for you
On that most special day
But if you drink too much
You will certainly pay
Because now you’re old
You’ll be hungover all day
ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BEST SUIT?
Are you wearing your best suit?
Well I am surprised at it to be true
Because you’re now at an age when
Your back goes out more than you do.
DON’T PLAY SECOND FIDDLE
Don’t play second fiddle
Don’t be a mistress, be a wife
You must always be
The leading lady in your own life
UNDER ANY CONCEIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCE
Under any conceivable circumstance
I wouldn’t hesitate to admit
I would much rather be over the hill
Than find myself under it
MY GRANDDAD WAS WONDERFUL
My Granddad was wonderful
He always smiled and never frowned
He’d always have a treat for me
He was Father Christmas all year round