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Biggus
09-11-2014, 04:12 AM
ARE YOU WEARING ADULT CLOTHES?

Are you wearing adult clothes?
Growing up is such a crime
I know you are only young once,
But you can be immature for a lifetime

I CONCENTRATE, EVERY SECOND

I concentrate, every second
I can never slack
Once my dad let his mind wander,
And it never came back

I FIND MODERN LIVING HARD TO FATHOM

I find modern living hard to fathom
As life throws up unlikely pairs
For few women admit their age
And even fewer men act theirs

FORGETFUL

I forget names; I forget faces;
I even forget to zip up my fly
But by far the worst thing
Is forgetting to unzip your fly

THE SILVER VOTERS

The nations older aged voters
Are not that easy to impress
Because as you grow older
You stand for more and fall for less

LIFE BEGINS AT 40 # 3

You’re forty years old
Which is when, they say
Life begins for you
On that most special day
But if you drink too much
You will certainly pay
Because now you’re old
You’ll be hungover all day

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BEST SUIT?

Are you wearing your best suit?
Well I am surprised at it to be true
Because you’re now at an age when
Your back goes out more than you do.

DON’T PLAY SECOND FIDDLE

Don’t play second fiddle
Don’t be a mistress, be a wife
You must always be
The leading lady in your own life

UNDER ANY CONCEIVABLE CIRCUMSTANCE

Under any conceivable circumstance
I wouldn’t hesitate to admit
I would much rather be over the hill
Than find myself under it

MY GRANDDAD WAS WONDERFUL

My Granddad was wonderful
He always smiled and never frowned
He’d always have a treat for me
He was Father Christmas all year round

AuntShecky
09-11-2014, 03:10 PM
Many gems in this batch! The three shiniest are "Silver Voters," "Don't Play Second Fiddle," and my fave of the bunch, "I Find Modern Living Hard to Fathom."

Keep 'em comin'!

Auntie

YesNo
09-11-2014, 09:59 PM
"Forgetful" was my favorite, and I agree that it is better to be over the hill than under it.

Biggus
09-12-2014, 03:54 AM
Thanks Aunty I'm glad you liked them

PS I'll keep posting 'em if you keep reading 'em

Biggus
09-12-2014, 03:55 AM
Thanks YesNo your comments are always appreciate