A Little Bit Of Humour # 66 I’VE ENROLLED MY DAUGHTER # 2

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I’VE ENROLLED MY DAUGHTER # 2

I’ve enrolled my Daughter
On the perfect class for her
Learning basic skills to hone
Like shopping on her own

ARE YOU WEARING A CORSAGE? # 2

Are you wearing a corsage?
On your elegant wrist
As you stand in the moonlight
And are sweetly kissed

I WAS ONCE A MEDICAL STUDENT # 4

I was once a medical student
But they had to send me home
I thought that a “seizure”
Was an Emperor of Rome

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 311

Mary had a little fan
She waved it to and fro
Mary still has her fan
But is it as little? No

THE MOST COMMON FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL

The most common form of birth control
Is not as is widely believed, contraception
Birth control is when a man says he wants sex
And the woman employs contradiction

YOU CAN STOP MILK TURNING SOUR

You can stop milk turning sour
And I can tell you how
There is one sure fire way
And that’s to keep it in the cow

IF YOU GET AN EMAIL OR TWO

If you get an email or two
About catching Swine Flu
From tinned cooked ham
Delete them as its Spam

ARE YOU WEARING CONTACTS?

Are you wearing contacts?
And a different colour at that
In normal light they look great
But in the dark you look like a cat