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m.a.l.b.
09-29-2010, 10:20 PM
If your opinion had been asked about the title of a classic(s), what would you have suggested? And what title(s) do you find completely appropriate and would never change?
Pryderi Agni
09-30-2010, 01:55 AM
Let me start.

Pride and Prejudice would be better off being called A Story of Obsessing about Marriage.
MANICHAEAN
09-30-2010, 02:17 PM
"A Woman of No Importance" - Oscar Wilde to "The Lost Mummy"
Patrick_Bateman
09-30-2010, 02:18 PM
The Stranger - The only book you will ever have to read in order to be awesome
Patrick_Bateman
09-30-2010, 02:19 PM
American Psycho - Appearance is Everything
Rores28
09-30-2010, 04:30 PM
The Stranger - The only book you will ever have to read in order to be awesome

I genuinely Lol'd.
Lord Macbeth
10-01-2010, 01:48 AM
Hamlet- Prince Asks Questions, Frets, Ends Up Killing Everyone

Macbeth- Conflicted, Ambitious Warrior Kills Everyone After Wife Nags

King Lear- King Plays Favorites With Daughters And They All Die For It

Othello- A Black General In A White World Gets Jealous And Kills His Wife

Titus Andronicus- EVERYONE Dies

Romeo And Juliet- Lovers Love, Die, And Spawns A Million Bad Movies

Coriolanus- Proud Leader Is Loved, Hated, Loved, Hated Again, And Dies

Timon Of Athens- Wealthy Man Spends All His Money, Hates Life, Dies

;)
Lokasenna
10-01-2010, 06:37 AM
Mrs Dalloway to Nothing Much At All.

To Kill a Mockingbird to To Kill a GCSE English Student.

Frankenstein to Frankenstein: The name of the man, not the monster, you clot.
kelby_lake
10-01-2010, 07:10 AM
To Kill a Mockingbird to To Kill a GCSE English Student.
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Love it!

Oedipus Rex- "How I killed Daddy and married Mummy"
Nick91
10-02-2010, 09:06 AM
War & peace - Tolstoy: Dallas 1812
Alexander III
10-02-2010, 11:36 AM
Childe Harold's Pilgrimage - Byron's Travel-blog
Rmort
10-03-2010, 12:30 AM
Never change Catcher in the Rye <3
Manchegan
10-05-2010, 08:01 PM
Update 1984 to 2084
Lord Macbeth
10-06-2010, 01:32 AM
Frankenstein[/I] to Frankenstein: The name of the man, not the monster, you clot.

Now why didn't Shelly just slap that on... ;)
Lord Macbeth
10-06-2010, 01:38 AM
The Inferno to Mr. Dante's Hellish Hall of Fame! ;)
m.a.l.b.
10-06-2010, 09:32 AM
Frankenstein to Frankenstein: The name of the man, not the monster, you clot.

Lol, I love this one.
hazelk
10-08-2010, 02:13 AM
The Picture Of Dorian Gray - Vanity Thy Name Is Man.