Rename the classics...

[m.a.l.b.]

If your opinion had been asked about the title of a classic(s), what would you have suggested? And what title(s) do you find completely appropriate and would never change?

[Pryderi Agni]

Let me start.

Pride and Prejudice would be better off being called A Story of Obsessing about Marriage.

[MANICHAEAN]

"A Woman of No Importance" - Oscar Wilde to "The Lost Mummy"

[Patrick_Bateman]

The Stranger - The only book you will ever have to read in order to be awesome

[Patrick_Bateman]

American Psycho - Appearance is Everything

[Rores28]

The Stranger - The only book you will ever have to read in order to be awesome

I genuinely Lol'd.

[Lord Macbeth]

Hamlet- Prince Asks Questions, Frets, Ends Up Killing Everyone

Macbeth- Conflicted, Ambitious Warrior Kills Everyone After Wife Nags

King Lear- King Plays Favorites With Daughters And They All Die For It

Othello- A Black General In A White World Gets Jealous And Kills His Wife

Titus Andronicus- EVERYONE Dies

Romeo And Juliet- Lovers Love, Die, And Spawns A Million Bad Movies

Coriolanus- Proud Leader Is Loved, Hated, Loved, Hated Again, And Dies

Timon Of Athens- Wealthy Man Spends All His Money, Hates Life, Dies

;)

[Lokasenna]

Mrs Dalloway to Nothing Much At All.

To Kill a Mockingbird to To Kill a GCSE English Student.

Frankenstein to Frankenstein: The name of the man, not the monster, you clot.

[kelby_lake]

To Kill a Mockingbird to To Kill a GCSE English Student.
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Love it!

Oedipus Rex- "How I killed Daddy and married Mummy"

[Nick91]

War & peace - Tolstoy: Dallas 1812

[Alexander III]

Childe Harold's Pilgrimage - Byron's Travel-blog

[Rmort]

Never change Catcher in the Rye <3

[Manchegan]

Update 1984 to 2084

[Lord Macbeth]

Frankenstein[/I] to Frankenstein: The name of the man, not the monster, you clot.

Now why didn't Shelly just slap that on... ;)

[Lord Macbeth]

The Inferno to Mr. Dante's Hellish Hall of Fame! ;)

[m.a.l.b.]

Frankenstein to Frankenstein: The name of the man, not the monster, you clot.

Lol, I love this one.

[hazelk]

The Picture Of Dorian Gray - Vanity Thy Name Is Man.