Hawkman
02-28-2010, 04:23 AM
A gentleman of sporting bent
Took up his pen and wrote
With all due care and prior thought
A carefully structured note
He aimed, you see, to find a mate
Specific were his needs
The perfect one he hoped to date
Agreeing with his creeds
Wanted, heiress, fair and sleek
Clever, loyal and naughty
A nymphomaniac I seek
‘Twixt twenty-five and forty
Must have grouse-moor on the hills
No anti-hunt types snooping
For nothing my blood better thrills
Than to see a falcon stooping
He paused a moment, scratched his pate
As he wanted to be sure
Then took up pen again to state
Send photograph of moor
Took up his pen and wrote
With all due care and prior thought
A carefully structured note
He aimed, you see, to find a mate
Specific were his needs
The perfect one he hoped to date
Agreeing with his creeds
Wanted, heiress, fair and sleek
Clever, loyal and naughty
A nymphomaniac I seek
‘Twixt twenty-five and forty
Must have grouse-moor on the hills
No anti-hunt types snooping
For nothing my blood better thrills
Than to see a falcon stooping
He paused a moment, scratched his pate
As he wanted to be sure
Then took up pen again to state
Send photograph of moor