Three Word Epic Story

[Nemo Neem]

The purpose of this game is to create an epic by posting three words at a time. I'll start, and you guys follow.

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Once upon a

[Delta40]

misty morning a

[Nemo Neem]

fairy fell down

[Paulclem]

the evolutionary scale

[Delta40]

and generated a

[Paulclem]

wish to become

[1n50mn14]

something better than

[Paulclem]

the great hulking

[Delta40]

overlord of the

[Paulclem]

deep, dark depths

[Delta40]

that rule muddy

[Paulclem]

and morbid monsters.

[Delta40]

The overlord fairy

[Paulclem]

flew fairly fast

[Delta40]

so he could

[Paulclem]

stop the great

[Delta40]

green bogle from

[Paulclem]

gobbling up all

[Janine]

Lawrence of Arabia...

I am going to go watch the movie version now! :lol:

[Wade-newb]

and the people

[Delta40]

who are loyal

[Janine]

to the King

[Wade-newb]

cried out in

[Delta40]

raucous joy and

[Wade-newb]

laughter filled the

[Delta40]

old oak tree

[Wade-newb]

where the wizard

[Paulclem]

unhooked himself from

[Delta40]

from the lower

[Wade-newb]

cupboard door, still

[Delta40]

wondering about his

[Silas Thorne]

empty mead hall...

[Nemo Neem]

Beowulf, come from

[Paulclem]

an adventure with

[Nemo Neem]

those who died

[Paulclem]

eating their way

[Wade-newb]

Through the carcass

[Paulclem]

----------

[Nemo Neem]

giraffe in mange

[Paulclem]

, raised himself to

[Nemo Neem]

eat from trees.

[Paulclem]

and vomit copiously

[Maryd.]

All day long

[Nemo Neem]

So when he

[Paulclem]

had shovelled the

[Delta40]

final last mouthful

[Paulclem]

of sacred guano

[Silas Thorne]

the enemy looked

[Nemo Neem]

dumbfounded, and lost

[Paulclem]

the will to

[Wade-newb]

fight was gone

[Maryd.]

Collapsing almost immediately

[Paulclem]

upon the juicy

[Maryd.]

sacred delectable guano

[Nemo Neem]

The giraffe, seeing

[Wade-newb]

the opportunity to

[Paulclem]

pick Beowulf's pocket

[Maryd.]

and disappear into

[Paulclem]

the whispering treeline

[Maryd.]

Standing tall and

[Paulclem]

threatening in the

[Maryd.]

shrubs of terror

[Delta40]

that curled terrifyingly

[Maryd.]

around the giraffe's

[Paulclem]

proud, erect visage.

[Maryd.]

But he tripped

[neilgee]

fell into the

[Maryd.]

Ogre infested swamp

[neilgee]

and only bubbles

[Maryd.]

The redfaced Ogres

[neilgee]

did a dance

[Maryd.]

To the Cha-cha-cha!

[neilgee]

She sang "Cho-cho-cho"

[Maryd.]

The swamp was

[neilgee]

crowded now with

[Maryd.]

Singing, dancing Ogres

[neilgee]

and one puzzled

[Maryd.]

lovely lady holding

[neilgee]

a lantern said

[Maryd.]

Spin me around

[Nipponnay]

while I watch

[neilgee]

to see if

[Maryd.]

My golden hair

[Nipponnay]

will turn into

[Maryd.]

Green muddy sludge

[neilgee]

or will it

[Nikhar]

catch dandruff. So

[Maryd.]

Fall out in

[Nikhar]

the hell downunder

[Maryd.]

Argh! It's Satan:alien:

[neilgee]

we better run

[Maryd.]

Shouted an Ogre

[neilgee]

and they clattered

[Nikhar]

and jumped here

[Maryd.]

and rolled there

[neilgee]

jabbering about devils

[Maryd.]

Thinking how do

[neilgee]

escape their clutches

[Maryd.]

Without turning into

[neilgee]

demons themselves or

[Maryd.]

We will be

[neilgee]

demonised, that's for

[Maryd.]

Everyone here today

[Silas Thorne]

snarvelling and yarvelling

[Maryd.]

Slipping and tripping

[neilgee]

making their way

[Maryd.]

to the front

[Silas Thorne]

before we see

[Maryd.]

A superman movie

[Silas Thorne]

which we downloaded

[Maryd.]

from our favourite

[Silas Thorne]

friend's uncle's memory

[Maryd.]

Lighting up our

[Silas Thorne]

birthday candles with

[Maryd.]

Many happy returns

[neilgee]

we set fire

[Maryd.]

To the his

[neilgee]

the gas leak

[Maryd.]

All over town

[neilgee]

were gas leaks

[Maryd.]

and big explosions

[neilgee]

they were making

[Maryd.]

Pretty music together

[samercury]

near the ocean

[Paulclem]

of bitter tears

[Maryd.]

And soft kisses

[Dr Jekyll]

That remind us

[Maryd.]

How sweet life

[Dr Jekyll]

Is when pondering

[Maryd.]

Over the glorious

[Silas Thorne]

buttocks of Bedivere's

[Dr Jekyll]

Golden chin. The

[Silas Thorne]

constabulary came afterwards,

[Dr Jekyll]

Looking for the

[Maryd.]

Golden key chain

[neilgee]

which disappeared in

[Maryd.]

The mist of

[Dr Jekyll]

a thousand reveries.

[neilgee]

and was never

[Maryd.]

located. Bitter tears

[neilgee]

fell for those

[Maryd.]

With gentle hearts

[neilgee]

who would never

[Dr Jekyll]

Leave this cold

[neilgee]

plateau of broken

[*Classic*Charm*]

promises. If only

[Maryd.]

He held her

[neilgee]

close, maybe they

[Maryd.]

Would still be

[Silas Thorne]

an amorphous green

[Dr Jekyll]

valley glade of

[Silas Thorne]

stained memories and

[Dr Jekyll]

love's dull roots.

[Maryd.]

Have returned to

[neilgee]

haunt and chastise

[Silas Thorne]

ear-bashed citizens, castigated

[neilgee]

for their lack

[Dr Jekyll]

of common sense

[Maryd.]

And knowledge of

[neilgee]

obscure religious texts

[Maryd.]

Thus stopping them

[Dr Jekyll]

From executing a

[neilgee]

nervous athiest who

[Maryd.]

befriended Scrooge during

[Dr Jekyll]

the revolution of

[neilgee]

a strange tribe

[Maryd.]

With pride and

[Dr Jekyll]

Common wealth. The

[Maryd.]

Tribe advanced peacefully

[Silas Thorne]

, ignoring warning signs,

[Maryd.]

of the people

[neilgee]

who had decided

[Dr Jekyll]

to avenge the

[neilgee]

Commonwealth against those

[Maryd.]

Pesky royal prudes

[neilgee]

who attacked the

[Maryd.]

Little people of

[neilgee]

that strange tribe

[Maryd.]

Dancing and praising

[neilgee]

them as they

[Maryd.]

waved and sang

[neilgee]

and threw spears

[Maryd.]

Missing a man

[neilgee]

who was walking

[Maryd.]

Through the rose

[neilgee]

garden with his

[Maryd.]

Gorgeous Hollywood wife

[neilgee]

and their pet

[Maryd.]

King Charles Cavalier

[neilgee]

who was sniffing

[Maryd.]

suspiciously behind a

[neilgee]

shaking bush that

[Maryd.]

revealed an ogre

[neilgee]

who just happened

[Maryd.]

to have a

[neilgee]

trident in his

[Maryd.]

Back trouser pocket

[neilgee]

which he raised

[Maryd.]

Carefully aiming at

[neilgee]

King Charles Cavalier

[Maryd.]

Honey, my girl

[neilgee]

shouted the ogre

[Maryd.]

Why haven't you

[neilgee]

killed this dog?

[Maryd.]

Must I do

[neilgee]

so said the

[Maryd.]

Lady in red.

[neilgee]

who was gorgeous

[Maryd.]

and as slender

[neilgee]

as a wife

[Maryd.]

On her first

[neilgee]

walk after the

[Maryd.]

church service. She

[neilgee]

produced a powerful

[Maryd.]

Prayer and a

[neilgee]

white lazer gun

[Maryd.]

because she needed

[neilgee]

to stop the

[Maryd.]

Lucifer and his

[neilgee]

Ogre friend right

[Maryd.]

under the old

[neilgee]

shaking bush. ZAP!

[Maryd.]

What was that?

[Dr Jekyll]

An old man

[Maryd.]

With a crooked

[neilgee]

stick fell over

[Maryd.]

One of the

[neilgee]

married couple caught

[Maryd.]

hiding under a

[neilgee]

similar bush held

[Maryd.]

on tight, quietly

[Dr Jekyll]

sneaked out of

[Maryd.]

little boy in

[neilgee]

the dungeon's imagination

[Maryd.]

Found a magic

[neilgee]

door instead and

[Maryd.]

went inside to

[neilgee]

see what the

[Maryd.]

Commotion was all

[neilgee]

about and possibly

[Maryd.]

Find something to

[NikolaiI]

sweep the walkway

[Maryd.]

"Does anyone have...

[neilgee]

a broom handy?

[Maryd.]

Yes, I do.

[neilgee]

It's here, inside

[Maryd.]

This strange looking

[neilgee]

wardrobe. Would you

[Maryd.]

Look for the

[neilgee]

broom while I