Three Word Epic Story

[skib]

lock you inside?

[neilgee]

The door was

[skib]

made of willow

[neilgee]

but closed solidly

[skib]

and locked with

[neilgee]

a key that

[Maryd.]

Was once owned

[neilgee]

by the infamous

[Maryd.]

Neilgee... Who was

[neilgee]

a master criminal

[Maryd.]

His mind worked

[neilgee]

like clockwork as

[Maryd.]

cluey as Einstein

[neilgee]

and he made

[Maryd.]

A board of

[neilgee]

matchsticks for his

[Maryd.]

Crazy fetish mind...

[Heathcliff]

to use to

[Silas Thorne]

perambulate behind perambulators...

[neilgee]

whilst hiding from

[free]

his jealous fiancee

[Maryd.]

Free, she is

[Heathcliff]

to hunt him

[Maryd.]

and stalk him

[neilgee]

and then she

[nightshifft]

reach castle dark

[Maryd.]

Cautiously she enters

[Heathcliff]

whilst trembling with

[neilgee]

anticipation. Her breath

[Maryd.]

was deep and

[Heathcliff]

slow, however fear

[Silas Thorne]

of elevator music

[Maryd.]

rolled over and

[wehngsmast01]

frollicked in water.

[Maryd.]

Splashing about like

[neilgee]

a dolphin as

[Maryd.]

Happy as a

[Heathcliff]

a banana in

[Maryd.]

a bowl of

[neilgee]

ice-cream. They

[Maryd.]

devoured the banana

[Heathcliff]

split and cleaned

[tailor STATELY]

out the abode

[neilgee]

and fell to

[Silas Thorne]

minstrelling and starving

[neilgee]

with a will

[Maryd.]

and desire to

[Heathcliff]

succeed in his

[neilgee]

life that took

[Maryd.]

Several steps to

[Heathcliff]

find its purpose

[neilgee]

and lose illusion

[Maryd.]

Trusting in only

[neilgee]

sixth-sense and luck

[Maryd.]

From his lady

[neilgee]

of fortune, Griselda

[Maryd.]

The witch from

[neilgee]

Jamaica who had

[Maryd.]

three fingers and

[neilgee]

a magic ring

[Maryd.]

that she used

[neilgee]

to place firmly

[Maryd.]

On Neils forehead.

[neilgee]

"Ouch!" shouted he

[Maryd.]

Glaring helplessly at

[neilgee]

the lady magician

[Maryd.]

He knew nothing

[neilgee]

of her before

[Maryd.]

Why would she

[neilgee]

place a ring

[Maryd.]

on his forehead

[neilgee]

just now? It

[Maryd.]

didn't make sense

[neilgee]

"Could you explain?"

[Maryd.]

"Why, are you..."

[neilgee]

"doing this thing?"

[Maryd.]

She laughed out

[neilgee]

loud and long

[ennison]

Springing a rivet

[neilgee]

a rivet indeed

[Maryd.]

Neil fleed to

[neilgee]

a life without

[Maryd.]

Pain and misery

[Silas Thorne]

icecream, since after

[Maryd.]

all, he was

[Heathcliff]

only a marshmellow

[ennison]

yellow fellow in

[Maryd.]

A bag of

[toni]

marshmallow, found in

[Maryd.]

Toni's large pantry

[ennison]

the sticky-fingered palm

[Maryd.]

Held hands with

[ennison]

The equally sticky-fingered

[Maryd.]

palm of a

[Heathcliff]

chimpanzee from the

[neilgee]

zoo who had

[ennison]

escaped at the

[Heathcliff]

end of the

[ennison]

crumbling away into

[Dr Jekyll]

a pile of

[ennison]

dark receeding dimmity

[neilgee]

that beckoned peculiarly

[Dr Jekyll]

as time kept

[neilgee]

pace with the

[Heathcliff]

footsteps approaching behind

[Maryd.]

Drawing nearer was

[neilgee]

a madwoman called

[Maryd.]

Mary, she is

[Heathcliff]

short and has

[TinCan]

dark red curls

[The Walker]

and piercing eyes

[Heathcliff]

the colour of

[BienvenuJDC]

gray pools of

[Heathcliff]

cemented, dull petals

[BienvenuJDC]

crumbling, into dust.

[Heathcliff]

She raised her

[Maryd.]

head in amazement

[neilgee]

as a bright

[Maryd.]

as a star

[Veho]

glittering fragment of

[neilgee]

crystal rock swam

[Maryd.]

slowly towards her

[neilgee]

from the depths

[Heathcliff]

of the smoky

[neilgee]

river that was

[Maryd.]

filled with leeches

[Veho]

thirsting for the

[Maryd.]

first bite of

[neilgee]

flesh in weeks

[Maryd.]

They attacked from

[neilgee]

behind and front

[Maryd.]

there were bites

[neilgee]

on his neck

[Maryd.]

legs, arms and face.

[neilgee]

"Ouch!" he cried

[Maryd.]

"Help me! Someone."

[neilgee]

Dante heard this

[Maryd.]

And ran to

[neilgee]

the phone, dialling

[Maryd.]

911 or 000

[neilgee]

"Help!" he shouted

[loobie lou]

as he scrambled

[Maryd.]

Towards a weeping

[Heathcliff]

shoreline, covered in

[neilgee]

ancient boulders and

[Maryd.]

and old lazy

[Heathcliff]

cat, lounging in

[neilgee]

the sunshine by

[Maryd.]

a Weeping Willow

[Heathcliff]

who didn't move

[neilgee]

at all, not

[Heathcliff]

one branch quivered

[Maryd.]

Until suddenly a

[neilgee]

whirlwind arrived late

[Maryd.]

And blew the

[catchylaw]

fairy back to

[neilgee]

fairyland where fairies

[Maryd.]

The fairy fell

[Silas Thorne]

into the icebucket

[Maryd.]

and almost drowned.

[neilgee]

but luckily the

[Maryd.]

last block of

[Silas Thorne]

captions altered her

[Maryd.]

and she floated

[Silas Thorne]

through hash-dens, oblivious

[Maryd.]

Icebergs. She dozed

[Silas Thorne]

until Dawn scratched

[neilgee]

at her consciousness

[Maryd.]

She sat, chilled

[neilgee]

and rubbed her

[Maryd.]

hands together like

[neilgee]

super-glue fastened them

[Maryd.]

But she was

[neilgee]

quickly on the-phone

[Maryd.]

She held the

[neilgee]

receiver between-her thumbs

[Maryd.]

And dialed with

[neilgee]

her tongue licking

[Maryd.]

the digits awkwardly

[neilgee]

but eventually she

[Maryd.]

drooled all over

[neilgee]

her chin and

[Maryd.]

and it made