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Loki
05-05-2005, 02:48 AM
I'm not sure if we have this game already but I'll (re?)start it nevertheless.

It's a simple game; instead of asking questions, you write answers. The person below you writes a possible question that would fit with that answer, and then adds another answer, and so on. So for example:

Person 1: Water.
Person 2: What is the sea full of?

Anyway...

Because Antipholes forgot to turn the tap off.

Taliesin
05-05-2005, 08:16 AM
Why did Pholes forget to turn the antitap off.

This is probably classical, but still:

42

Snukes
05-05-2005, 09:39 AM
What is the meaning of life, Alex?

A bulldozer.

Scheherazade
05-05-2005, 09:47 AM
What does Alex see in front of his house when he wakes up?

bicycle.

Snukes
05-05-2005, 10:10 AM
What have I locked to the tree in front of my house, for which I cannot find the keys?

He fell in the pool.

Jay
05-05-2005, 10:28 AM
What did he do when he saw her?

A snail.

Scheherazade
05-05-2005, 01:06 PM
What is your favorite comfort food? ;)

Peter Pan.

papayahed
05-05-2005, 02:28 PM
What did Mr and Mrs Pan name their first child?

Cherry Coke

Scheherazade
05-05-2005, 02:56 PM
What name did Miss Cherry Juice assume upon her marriage to Mr Diet Coke of the well-known Coca Cola family?

50 minutes.

Helga
05-05-2005, 03:08 PM
How long does it take to get a dog into a bath?

Tv

kilted exile
05-05-2005, 04:11 PM
What ruined my imagination?


blue

Scheherazade
05-05-2005, 05:07 PM
What colour are Elvis' suede shoes?

Miss Marple.

Koa
05-05-2005, 05:21 PM
Who baked that apple pie?

rain

Helga
05-05-2005, 05:25 PM
what fell out of the sky and melted in my eye?

love?

kilted exile
05-05-2005, 05:28 PM
What is overrated & really just chemicals

death

Koa
05-05-2005, 05:30 PM
what is there beyond life?

rhyme

papayahed
05-05-2005, 06:04 PM
What can't I do?

Staplers

kilted exile
05-05-2005, 06:06 PM
what should you not use to keep someones mouth shut?

frogs

Koa
05-05-2005, 06:54 PM
what is green and slightly slimey and jumps?

videotape

ajoe
05-05-2005, 10:30 PM
What's something you'd rather not have now that VCD is here?

He had dinner with Hercules.

Miss Darcy
05-05-2005, 11:45 PM
Why was Zeus so strong?

It's hereditary.

mono
05-06-2005, 02:36 AM
Why do some health-care professionals seem not so healthy themselves?

Popcorn.

Taliesin
05-06-2005, 08:07 AM
What thing is most irritational?


By using the pen

Jay
05-06-2005, 08:51 AM
How did you manage to write such a great novel?

The window was closed though.

papayahed
05-06-2005, 10:46 AM
Javier climbed the trellis hoping to sneak into Dotties bedroom window, unnoticed.


TV Dinners and Chocolate milk

Helga
05-06-2005, 10:53 AM
what will I eat tomorrow night?

sitting on a chair

Jay
05-06-2005, 11:06 AM
It was a very difficult day for our hero, all he did was...

Underwater life.

Helga
05-06-2005, 12:59 PM
Do you know what all fish love and need despiretly?


I found hay

ajoe
05-06-2005, 11:17 PM
What did you like about the countryside?

My shoes were yellow.

mono
05-07-2005, 01:49 AM
What did the pale, frightened dare-devil say to his assistant after rendering himself scared out of his wits after bunjee jumping?

Television.

Miss Darcy
05-07-2005, 05:47 AM
What did the long-sighted person say he liked most?

Buttermilk.

Snukes
05-07-2005, 01:07 PM
What the hell is the english name for lait battu? Y'know... carnemelk??

It rumbled loudly.

ajoe
05-07-2005, 03:22 PM
For the life of Pete, why can't you believe that my stomach is fine??

One comb after another.

Taliesin
05-07-2005, 04:51 PM
Does your hair really eat combs?

84

Jay
05-07-2005, 10:04 PM
If life had two meanings, which two would it be?

Because I said so.

ajoe
05-08-2005, 12:57 AM
Why is my world a strange place?

He's doing jumping jacks now.

mono
05-08-2005, 01:58 AM
Did you see which way the sleep-walking man went?

Deviance.

Jay
05-08-2005, 08:21 AM
What's your favourite past time? :p

It wasn't anywhere.

ajoe, you gave me the giggles for quite a few minutes :D

mono
05-08-2005, 02:46 PM
Where do one's hallucinations go?

Fairy-tales.

Jay
05-08-2005, 03:25 PM
What's always true?

In the dark.

Koa
05-08-2005, 03:45 PM
Where do you build your thoughts?

Tissues.

ajoe
05-08-2005, 05:34 PM
What would a person with a cold appreciate more than a NyQuil?

Flick it.

papayahed
05-08-2005, 08:32 PM
What do you do with a booger?

10 cents a dance

Miss Darcy
05-09-2005, 05:29 AM
How much did the belly-button dancer ask for?

28.

Koa
05-09-2005, 12:27 PM
How old is my (imaginary) boyfriend? :D

On page 425.

Jay
05-09-2005, 01:07 PM
When did you fell asleep?

All over.

papayahed
05-09-2005, 02:01 PM
Where did John smear the peanut butter?


The Empire Strikes Back.

mono
05-09-2005, 05:49 PM
What happens when someone bowls and earns a strike at a place called The Empire Bowling Alley?
(that just sounded dumb) :lol:

It got stuck.

Helga
05-09-2005, 05:58 PM
where is your left foot?


keychain

papayahed
05-10-2005, 10:21 AM
Where did Sue put her keys?

black coffee in bed

Jay
05-10-2005, 11:53 AM
What's your wildest ever dream? :p

Of course they did.

kilted exile
05-10-2005, 03:22 PM
Did the politicians lie?

Only at the weekend.

Snukes
05-10-2005, 03:38 PM
Do you swing, baby?

It could have been the chimney.

Helga
05-10-2005, 03:49 PM
Who sneeked up behind you?

sleeping dog

Scheherazade
05-10-2005, 03:54 PM
Who is waiting to be kiss by the Prince?

Linus.

papayahed
05-10-2005, 04:33 PM
What did Mrs Pauling yell when she wanted her husband to come to dinner?

Better living through chemistry.

mono
05-10-2005, 05:09 PM
What does your local pharmacy call its motto?

Looking out the window.

amuse
05-10-2005, 05:14 PM
what was the trapped birdie doing in the morning?

under her arms

mono
05-11-2005, 02:04 AM
Where did the shoplifter carry her expensive merchandise?

With ink.

Loki
05-11-2005, 06:18 AM
With what did you write that horrible dark red letter? Your own blood?

Nevermore.

papayahed
05-11-2005, 05:19 PM
What quote the raven? (Isn't that how it goes?)

business cards

ajoe
05-12-2005, 04:30 AM
Ooh, someone dropped a wallet! What's in it?

My cat sniffed the pillow.

Miss Darcy
05-12-2005, 05:44 AM
What happened when you last had a pillow fight with your pets?

Brussel sprouts and cabbage.

Snukes
05-12-2005, 08:23 AM
Why did the children run screaming and crying out of the kitchen?

Wrapped in a fuzzy pink scarf.

papayahed
05-12-2005, 10:32 AM
How were the fuzzy pink slippers given to Esmerelda?

She's too short.

Scheherazade
05-12-2005, 11:15 AM
Why can't Scher reach the cookie jar?

Patience.

Jay
05-12-2005, 12:29 PM
What too short Scher lacks trying to reach the cookie jar? :lol:

Very helpful.

Koa
05-12-2005, 03:27 PM
What's an umbrella when it rains hard?

Purple

mono
05-13-2005, 01:15 AM
What color did the two people turn, competitively in a contest to see who can hold their breath for the longest?

A new lightbulb.

ajoe
05-13-2005, 09:09 AM
What came to Edison's head?

Your pants are too short.

Snukes
05-13-2005, 09:21 AM
Why do you keep staring at my ankles?

For the ugly marble bust on the mantle.

papayahed
05-13-2005, 09:56 AM
What did I pay 2 dollars for?


then we had tea.

Snukes
05-13-2005, 06:45 PM
So you woke up next to a totally strange man with blue hair. What next??

Messy messy messy.

Helga
05-13-2005, 06:51 PM
how do I look like in the morning?

captain Kirk singing a holiday song

Scheherazade
05-13-2005, 06:53 PM
What ruined the Christmas party?

when the music stopped.

ajoe
05-14-2005, 01:15 AM
When were you done showering?

The rabbit's foot hidden.

mono
05-14-2005, 03:15 AM
Why did the superstitious Bingo-addict, surrounded by trolls with multi-colored hair, lose?

He flew.

Helga
05-14-2005, 12:53 PM
what did he do after you told him you love him?


sleeping with the boss's wife

mono
05-14-2005, 02:44 PM
Where did the angry and promiscuous employee go after visiting the STD clinic? :eek:
(sorry, he-he)

Fuchsia.

Snukes
05-14-2005, 06:13 PM
What color has been unjustly and woefully excluded from the rainbow?

They had to wear skin tight frilly dresses that go *swishswish*!

kilted exile
05-15-2005, 01:27 PM
Why did the boys not want to be in the school play?

The Lunatic Asylum

mono
05-16-2005, 02:43 PM
Where did someone finally discover how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? :D

While writing an essay.

papayahed
05-17-2005, 01:28 PM
When did Jane break her pencil?

Rugby.

kilted exile
05-17-2005, 03:01 PM
What sport was I playing when I dislocated my shoulder?

The Peasant's Wedding

mono
05-17-2005, 04:33 PM
What ceremony preceded poorly with gifts, but rich with love? ;)

The sun rose.

Snukes
05-17-2005, 07:02 PM
The morning after surviving a (nearly) earth-shattering asteroid bombardment, what surprised Susan the most?

Fifty-three peanuts and a couple paperclips.

mono
05-18-2005, 02:15 AM
What remained of a local office with several cubicles after a great explosion?

Small.

papayahed
05-18-2005, 01:44 PM
I ordered a large malt, but what size did they give me?


Naked as a Jaybird.

Scheherazade
05-18-2005, 01:51 PM
Which expression has originated from this thread (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=4219&page=2&pp=15)?

Lapis lazuli.

mono
05-18-2005, 02:22 PM
What stone did the child mistake as an M&M, which later cost a successful hospital visit?

On the next page.

Snukes
05-18-2005, 03:52 PM
When does he say he'll quit reading, no matter how often you ask?

Nothing's better than a cookie.

amuse
05-18-2005, 04:01 PM
shall i bring you an enormous box of Pierre Herme's pastries?

pedals and flags

mono
05-18-2005, 11:45 PM
What two items flew highest in the local bicycling Grand Prix?

10 centimeters.

Jay
05-19-2005, 04:44 AM
How far can you go witouth your daily dosage of coffee?

Rise and shine, Campers!

Miss Darcy
05-19-2005, 05:01 AM
What did Jay call cheerily when she slipped out of her tent in the woods?

Mice to neat you.

Jay
05-19-2005, 06:59 AM
What did Jay call cheerily when she slipped out of her tent in the woods right after cheerily calling 'Rise and shine, Campers!' upon seeing a huge bear about to poke its nose into said Jay's tent? :goof:

See ya later.

ajoe
05-19-2005, 10:20 PM
I just picked my nose and I think it's very clean now. Would you like to run a quick check?

The dinosaurs are coming!

Miss Darcy
05-19-2005, 10:35 PM
What did Ajoe say when a distant rumble was heard?

Milk and bread.

Jay
05-19-2005, 11:20 PM
I heard you had a nightmare last night; what were you dreaming about?

They're already dead.

Nightshade
05-20-2005, 07:05 AM
Are the Nile aligators endangered?

Chimneys

Taliesin
05-20-2005, 08:55 AM
What does The Association of Santa Clauses wanr to ban?


Because Friendly Computer says so.

ajoe
05-20-2005, 07:21 PM
Why do you really believe that you're so smart?

Preferably below with a twist on the side.

Jay
05-20-2005, 07:27 PM
Would you prefer me to stab you below or above the 6th rib? (was meant to be funny, lol, nothing else :D)

Ladies first.

Taliesin
05-21-2005, 04:01 AM
Who will first cross the mine field?

Stars are shining in a fish's mouth.

Bongitybongbong
05-21-2005, 09:31 AM
What will you get if you make a fish realize its fate when it's just been caught?

The champ is here.

mono
05-21-2005, 05:12 PM
What did I announce while signing in to this site? :D

Shredding paper.

Snukes
05-21-2005, 06:18 PM
What office activity is hard to beat if you want loads of fun and hours of entertainment?

It works better if you turn it to vibrate. :angel:

mono
05-21-2005, 06:39 PM
What option works best for cell phones and pagers while in class?

White.

Jay
05-21-2005, 08:53 PM
What color of roses do you like the most?
(White roses, never red. Rings a bell, mono? :))

Extraterrestial affairs.

mono
05-21-2005, 09:37 PM
What color of roses do you like the most?
(White roses, never red. Rings a bell, mono? :))
You remembered! :lol:

Why did former vice-president's wife, Tipper Gore, prefer to fly in a specific plane with her own crew, where she finally removed a mask, revealing . . . *deep breath . . .

http://www.cmfnow.com/images/products/aaron/carrot%20top.jpg

Deep in the sky.

Jay
05-21-2005, 10:15 PM
Indeedy :p
And not to be accused of plagiarism, it's from Jeanette Winterson's Art & Lies

Where was the last place you saw your arrow?

I can never remember that.

Miss Darcy
05-22-2005, 05:29 AM
The password to the bike chain is 278493900475979739789243776958.

Not till yesterday.

Jay
05-22-2005, 06:21 AM
Did you know you were married?

Pretty please.

ajoe
05-22-2005, 11:17 PM
http://www.goetzwidmann.de/forum/download.php/38,37/sigani_bfliesnflowers03-please.gif
^ What is this?

But I had my periodic table with me.

Nightshade
05-23-2005, 08:50 AM
How could you go into a chemistry exam without studying?!

When pigs fly

Jay
05-23-2005, 11:36 AM
When would I like phonetics? :p

Never again.

mono
05-23-2005, 01:59 PM
When will I recover from the newest program for Readers Anonymous? :D

In another language.

ajoe
05-23-2005, 06:41 PM
Does "anggunation" mean anything to you?

The notebook is swirled.

mono
05-24-2005, 04:19 PM
What did the disorganized chef say when accidentally adding his cookbook to his whipped cream mix?

I forgot.

Loki
05-25-2005, 10:56 PM
Why didn't you bring your transfigurator to your technology lesson yesterday?

Lemmings.

Nightshade
05-26-2005, 04:28 AM
What do you call green sheep?

couldn't say.

ajoe
05-26-2005, 08:02 AM
Honey, does this dress make me look fat, or I'm just overweight?

Choking on ice.

mono
05-27-2005, 01:05 AM
What made the abominable snowmen extinct?

During a Grand Opening.

Jay
05-27-2005, 01:21 AM
When did you broke your leg, arm, cracked 5 ribs and got yourself the mild concussion?

They left the door closed. :p

mono
05-27-2005, 01:25 AM
How did the criminals trap themselves inside the bank they attempted robbing?

Via e-mail.

Jay
05-27-2005, 01:28 AM
How did you get infected with chickenpox?

To make his point clear.

Nightshade
05-27-2005, 04:40 AM
why did the teacher supply all the students with glasses?

melencholy

papayahed
05-27-2005, 12:11 PM
What do you get when you cross a cantalope with Lassie?

Rabbit Ears

Jay
05-27-2005, 02:23 PM
What's the yummiest thing you've ever eaten? :p

Hands off (of ?) my chocolate!

Nightshade
05-27-2005, 07:19 PM
What did the Chocohalic say to the police when she was arrested for hijaking three vans of chocolate??

I Love peanut butter sandwhichs! (hint: there is actually a coorect question :)

mono
05-28-2005, 01:45 AM
From what response did Mr. Peanut shudder?

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/mrpeanut.jpg

The light turned off.

Snukes
05-28-2005, 10:26 AM
Why did the group of poor lonely souls stranded in northern Scandanavia in winter suddenly burst into tears?

There are ten thousand uses for a rubber ducky.

Miss Darcy
05-29-2005, 02:40 AM
What did "The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy" state in the first edition of it? (Sorry not sure if this is right, haven't actually read the books/seen the movie, it just sounds very Hitchiker-ish...could be just me of course...considering the above reasons...:D)

Yeah I can come man, do you want me to get you anything?

mono
05-29-2005, 11:20 AM
What did a hiker last say after walking off a cliff, mistaking it as a slope with steep steps?

In springtime.

amuse
05-29-2005, 09:30 PM
where does summer play hide-and-seek?

by the flower beds.

Miss Darcy
05-29-2005, 10:32 PM
Where did you find E.D. Summer? :D

Under the apple tree.

Jay
05-30-2005, 04:34 AM
Where was gravitation born?

I prefer worm holes to black holes.

Nightshade
05-30-2005, 01:19 PM
What is the standard Trekie answer to : worm hole or Black hole??

Caramel

Jay
05-31-2005, 11:36 AM
What did you put into that soup again?

Only if you ask nicely.

mono
05-31-2005, 01:15 PM
What did one polite criminal answer while anothe criminal asked if he would help him rob a convenience store?

Toward the ceiling.

Koa
05-31-2005, 05:31 PM
Where should I point my finger?

Under the bridge

Miss Darcy
06-01-2005, 05:21 AM
Where did Gilbert find Anne Shirley?

In the air.

GruesomeBugman
06-01-2005, 09:16 AM
where do flies fly?

with a manatee

mono
06-02-2005, 04:21 PM
Who did the carpenter wish he had a companionship with, instead of with a walrus?
(you know, The Walrus and the Carpenter by Lewis Carroll :p - random, I know)

In the morning.

Loki
06-03-2005, 06:11 AM
When do the early birds sing/catch those worms?

In the opera house.

Koa
06-03-2005, 03:34 PM
Where did you see that ghost?

Scissors.

papayahed
06-03-2005, 06:06 PM
What was I running with when I tripped and poked my eye out?


Daisys and Tulips

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 07:21 PM
what are some overrated flowers?

nobody has class

amuse
06-03-2005, 07:36 PM
what did the hardworking royals say sneeringly yet wistfully during summer sessions at eton

purple turkeys

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 08:01 PM
what is the result of pumping so many drugs into healthy food?

three horns and one wing

Bongitybongbong
06-03-2005, 08:28 PM
What does Lucifer (my little brother) look like?

carpal tunnel sindrome

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 08:30 PM
Any possible problems caused by too much typing?

knew my name

Bongitybongbong
06-03-2005, 08:37 PM
What did that crackwhore at Atlantic City know?

pencils

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 08:39 PM
(nice burn)

what did that kid that lived next door to me a few years ago use as a snack? o.O

grapevine

Bongitybongbong
06-03-2005, 08:43 PM
Where was the first fight I won?

dancing

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 08:46 PM
what do they do if you shoot their feet?

peaches

Bongitybongbong
06-03-2005, 08:53 PM
What is so much better dried than normal?

picket sign

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 08:56 PM
what kills far too many trees? =)

guns in spaace

Bongitybongbong
06-03-2005, 08:58 PM
How does the superficial society feel safe?


kings

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 09:03 PM
what have become nearly completely obsolete lately?

brothers

Bongitybongbong
06-03-2005, 09:04 PM
What is the worst thing to have?

gold

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 09:08 PM
what's not worth the price you pay?

potion

Bongitybongbong
06-03-2005, 09:09 PM
What does a superficial society think they need to fit in?

cactus

GruesomeBugman
06-03-2005, 09:14 PM
what do you throw at an irritating cat?

beetle

mono
06-04-2005, 02:36 AM
What can have dire consequences when repeating this word and juice together three times?
(remember that silly film - Beetlejuice?)

In the limelight.

Jay
06-04-2005, 06:52 AM
Where would you be invisible?

Far away from the one that I love.
(blaming Chicago :p, music junkie :D)

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 09:45 AM
Where am I constantly am?

duct tape

kilted exile
06-04-2005, 09:54 AM
What can be used to fix anything that breaks?

one sock; a set of chopsticks; and a lawnmower.

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 09:55 AM
What was used as the initiators in the Happy Smile Friendship Ninja Clan?

Jay
06-04-2005, 02:42 PM
Bong you forgot to 'reply' :)

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 09:00 PM
oops!

lemons (the answer)

Nightshade
06-04-2005, 09:04 PM
What comes after oranges??

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLP!!

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 09:08 PM
What do I say when my computer does something weird?(I also call for Anthony.)

champions

Nightshade
06-04-2005, 09:10 PM
What are we my friends????

The only way to die!
ps bong are you a boy or girl??

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 09:14 PM
How is pimping the way to die? (I'm a guy.)

evolution

Nightshade
06-04-2005, 09:16 PM
What is the most ridculus (soory about spelling) theory ever upheld??

Ice cream

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 09:18 PM
What item proves that there is a higher being?

cactus

Nightshade
06-04-2005, 09:53 PM
What was Wylie Cayoties worst enemy after RR?? :D

Carosel

Loki
06-04-2005, 10:17 PM
Where did the little girl ride her favourite pink pony?

Religion (:D)

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 10:25 PM
What is easy to misinterperate?

knighthood

Loki
06-04-2005, 10:32 PM
What did you say you were granted?!

King Arthur never wanted to, but then you see, he had to in the end.

Bongitybongbong
06-04-2005, 10:34 PM
Why did King Arthur incest with his sister?

ivory

Loki
06-04-2005, 10:46 PM
Why are so many innocent elephants killed?

Ebony.

Bongitybongbong
06-05-2005, 10:41 AM
what is something that seems as magical as ivory?

tooth ache

Koa
06-05-2005, 05:29 PM
Why are you swearing out loud?

A dictionary.

Bongitybongbong
06-05-2005, 08:09 PM
What is the one thing I refuse to ever use.

mono
06-05-2005, 10:03 PM
No answer, bong? Oh well, I will continue from the last - 'dictionary.'

What book just gained the definition for the apparent word "ain't?"
(seriously) :rolleyes:

Nothing.

Basil
06-06-2005, 02:36 AM
To which dictionary do you refer, Mono? I imagine most dictionaries would have an entry for ain't, as the form has existed for hundreds of years. Does this trouble you for some reason? You call it an "apparent" word and employ the rolling eyes emoticon as if to suggest its presence in a dictionary is laughable, contemptible, and just plain wrong. Are you familiar with the concept of colloquial speech? Do you think dictionaries should only catalogue the finest and fanciest of words, as opposed to words that a large percentage of the population actually use?

Miss Darcy
06-06-2005, 04:26 AM
What lies beyond the boundaries of the universe?

No, no, something else! Please!

Bongitybongbong
06-06-2005, 05:33 AM
What does Jess scream more often than changing her clothes? (more..someone)


the :banana:

Jay
06-06-2005, 05:53 AM
If you were hungry, what would be enough to satiate your hunger? :p

Howling on (at?) the moon is fashionable.

Nightshade
06-06-2005, 09:25 AM
What are common practices of the Wearwolve society?

salad and scrambled eggs!

GruesomeBugman
06-06-2005, 11:27 AM
what foods are mentioned in the theme song for the TV sitcom Frasier?

tropical snowstorm.

Bongitybongbong
06-06-2005, 01:57 PM
What's another sign that I'm losing my mind?

light

Nightshade
06-07-2005, 04:38 AM
What is the opposite of dark?

Nanna


what foods are mentioned in the theme song for the TV sitcom Frasier?

GruesomeBugman: you got it right dada !!!!!!!! that was exactly what I was thinking of!

mono
06-07-2005, 03:23 PM
What appears as the coolest emotiocon on the site?
:banana:

While blinking.

Bongitybongbong
06-07-2005, 03:55 PM
When do you miss something?

kickbox (my lock beats the nana)

mono
06-08-2005, 01:35 AM
What does one call a 'soapbox' of an annoying speaker?

Address book.

Loki
06-08-2005, 02:48 AM
What has lost all those valuable phone numbers after I accidentally dropped my mobile into the pool?

Go away.

Jay
06-08-2005, 07:52 AM
After finding out it's only 10am and having someone trying to wake you up, what do you say to them?

At the bottom of the ocean.

Nightshade
06-08-2005, 08:00 AM
where is the sailor who went to see the sea?
KITKAT

mono
06-08-2005, 03:22 PM
What did I used to call "kitty cat" as a child?
(honesty) :blush:

Printed on the desktop.

Bongitybongbong
06-08-2005, 03:37 PM
Where did you get that random picture?

genocide.

Nightshade
06-08-2005, 04:10 PM
what is the murder of a family called(in latin) ?
Quack

Jay
06-08-2005, 04:29 PM
What would you reply if a prince in shining armour riding a white horse would ask you to marry him?

I thought so.

Nightshade
06-08-2005, 04:38 PM
WAs that supposed to be funny? ( just kiddin ;) )
LOL

Jay
06-08-2005, 04:42 PM
What's the first word you learned to type?

It's all 'bout lyrics.

Nightshade
06-08-2005, 04:44 PM
what is the question?

prehaps

Jay
06-08-2005, 04:50 PM
Are we there yet? :p

Never!

Nightshade
06-08-2005, 04:52 PM
Stand and deliver your money or you life?!
technicaly it is a question

Jay
06-08-2005, 04:58 PM
Is your sentence an answer or a question?

Smilies strike back!

Bongitybongbong
06-08-2005, 06:37 PM
What sounds like another SW knock-off?

spinning

mono
06-10-2005, 01:59 AM
How did my head feel last night, while celebrating the end of the year with other nursing students? :D

In the top drawer.

Bongitybongbong
06-10-2005, 01:21 PM
Where are my lightsabers?

images

mono
06-10-2005, 02:50 PM
What rest between the bed mattresses of your adolescent at home? :brow:

Between the pages.

Helga
06-10-2005, 02:59 PM
where did you find the key?


my calendar

mono
06-10-2005, 03:05 PM
Where does neither yesterday, today, nor tomorrow never die?

Outdoors.

Bongitybongbong
06-10-2005, 04:37 PM
What has too many bugs (besides my brother)?

blind

wanderlust_ox
06-10-2005, 09:41 PM
what is the first word of a two word band name, when the second word is Guardian?

pigeon

mono
06-11-2005, 03:46 AM
What did I feed numbers of the other day in a local park, and, eventually, became surrounded with?

Someone whispered it.

Bongitybongbong
06-11-2005, 01:37 PM
How do rumors fly everywhere?

acid in your face

wanderlust_ox
06-11-2005, 05:32 PM
what happens when you fool around in a Chemistry lab?

Fig Newtons. (thats the first thing I saw.)

Bongitybongbong
06-11-2005, 08:46 PM
What are those weird little cookie bar things?

grrrr.......

wanderlust_ox
06-11-2005, 08:59 PM
what did the dog say when you tired petting it?

soccer mom

Loki
06-11-2005, 10:03 PM
Who said "fear not, we'll have a ball!"?

Three Blind Mice.

Nightshade
06-12-2005, 07:56 AM
who were convicted of antisocial behavior and terrorising the public??

Jamanji

mono
06-12-2005, 05:18 PM
What movie title name makes me hear haunting drums in my head? ;)

Redhead.

Bongitybongbong
06-13-2005, 04:00 PM
What king of person will never look good in sunglasses?

ECW

wanderlust_ox
06-13-2005, 06:44 PM
Which wrestling brand kicks ***?

JBL

Bongitybongbong
06-13-2005, 07:08 PM
(while acting or on t.v.) Who whines the living censored out of everyone he comes in contact with?

Benoit (ox, you won't see him on Raw anymore)

wanderlust_ox
06-13-2005, 07:19 PM
Who is amazing and is from my home province?

Lita

(I know, hes drafted to smackdown. I'm going to watch Raw tonight to see who gets drafted.. Oh and, I just wrote "ox" in my name because it's someting to add after the "wanderlust" I don't literally mean "ox" as in the animal. Haha, hurray I'm an ox.)

Bongitybongbong
06-13-2005, 07:53 PM
Who's not on Kane's "happy" list?

Chris Masters

(Yeah I want to know who's drafted, and I just use a sort part of the person's name.)

wanderlust_ox
06-13-2005, 10:30 PM
Who is stupid and should have been beaten up by Sgt. Slaughter?

Ric Flair

mono
06-14-2005, 02:18 AM
What name did I last look up on google.com? :D

On TV.

wanderlust_ox
06-14-2005, 10:10 AM
Where did I last see Batista?
(really ric flair? are you a wrestling fan too?)

pretty

Jay
06-14-2005, 01:10 PM
What did you say she looked like?

What question can't you answer positively without lying?

And isn't Ric Flair a bit too old to be still wrestling? And is he still bleached? lol

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 01:29 PM
What abreviation do I hate so bad? (lol)

(Flair just sort of goes down to the ring and screws people over now. And he is bleached.)

water

mono
06-14-2005, 01:48 PM
(really ric flair? are you a wrestling fan too?)
No, I had never known the name, and wondered who you talked about. :D

What ironically, eventually, caused the professional swimmer's death?

Yesterday, involving two mice.

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 01:50 PM
What did Mr. Slave do recently?

children

Jay
06-14-2005, 01:50 PM
hehe, edit :p

Who broke out of the jail again?

Anytime.

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 01:52 PM
What's your favorite memory?

home

Jay
06-14-2005, 02:25 PM
Where did you get lost?

Why me?

mono
06-14-2005, 02:26 PM
What did Jay, Bong, Monica, and I ask simultaneously in frustration while playing the 'Word Association Game'?

Very carefully.

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 02:26 PM
What is self pity's main question?

fire

Monica
06-14-2005, 02:29 PM
What's in hell?

Everything.

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 02:31 PM
What am I?

earth

Jay
06-14-2005, 02:33 PM
Where am I? :p

Not here.

Monica
06-14-2005, 02:34 PM
Where is he? :brow:

:banana:

Jay
06-14-2005, 02:35 PM
Whom did you fall in love with? :p

Dance macabre (I think... well it's a d... something :p)

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 02:39 PM
What is going to bring us off topic again?

air