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Ryan Dollard
08-28-2005, 07:02 PM
Well..... yeah, I mean the design's essentially sound - that's the good news; I'm fairly certain that this bridge could withstand the 14.4 million Newtons fairly comfortably. What I'm not so sure about is how you're going to shape the steel in this section here and.... yeah, this section here. You're going to need a lot of force to cut those 20-metre striations and I was just wondering - which tool did you intend to use for this?
Don't you ever, ever, EVER ask me to do that again - it's not fair on the children, it's not fair on me, and it's not fair on the wheelchair manufacturer.
dejosc
08-28-2005, 07:15 PM
Will you take Grandad out again?
If ive said it once ill say it again no i wont go to the gay bar with you!
Ryan Dollard
08-28-2005, 08:23 PM
But that was yesterday and you were all emotional because the "cream" curtains you ordered from the catalogue turned out to be ivory. I bet if I asked you again now you'd come with me. Bruce? Oh Brucey. Brucey, honey, will you come downtown to the Meat Factory with me? I know a certain Brucey-woosy that the bartender said was cute... don't look at me like that, biatch, you were the one that suggested we take him home! Bruce, Randy's here - are you coming or not?
It was quite simple really - I just filled it with slurry and left it for a few days. Bosh.
How could that inaccessible smell have come from your bedroom? :eek:
Beneath the computer desk.
Ryan Dollard
08-30-2005, 12:47 PM
From where is coming, er, how you say in English.... inaccessible.... smell? Yes? Inaccessible? From where is coming inaccessible smell?
It was probably only a dingo.
Adelheid
08-31-2005, 05:24 AM
I wonder what made that creepy howling noise the campers heard last night in the valleys?
Before noon, I shall quit. :D
What did the cubicle-bound employee say every day of his dead-end job?
Two large cats.
What does my friend own?
It was probably only an Eudromia elegans. :p
Nightshade
09-01-2005, 02:42 AM
What was it that Loki said that really confused me.
YIkes!!
What did the astounded old man yell before his heart attack during his surprise birthday party?
The piano.
Adelheid
09-03-2005, 08:53 AM
For which instrument did Frederick Chopin write almost exclusively for?
Underlined
What style do I type in right now, that a former writing professor of mine would detest?
(she often claimed that words, with or without underlining, boldfaced, or italics, have the same emphasis)
Powerful.
Adelheid
09-04-2005, 09:05 AM
What is one of the words used to describe God?
Omnipotent
What adjective can apply to any Supreme Being, but also, unfortunately, to certain politicians? :eek:
In the spotlight.
Where was the fat lady located during her performance? :lol:
Bananas.
Adelheid
09-05-2005, 03:44 AM
What do Monkeys like to eat? And what do I like to have in my oats? :D
What question did Adelheid ask after asking what Monkeys like to eat? ;)
Eggs.
Nightshade
09-05-2005, 04:09 AM
Whta did I not get for breakfast this morning due to this forum addiction?
Calliloni
What is absolutely one of my favourite foods?
Unbirthdays for everyone!
Nightshade
09-05-2005, 04:18 AM
What am I celebrationg throughout the month of september?
Mad Hatter
Adelheid
09-05-2005, 04:20 AM
lol... so absentminded! Sorry Loki. ;)
What purport does one gather after reading Nightshade's signature?
Nightshade
09-05-2005, 04:23 AM
HUh not answering/asking in the thread but are you insinoating that I am the mad hatter Adelheid?
What did Nightshade say in post #522? - I think she was referring to Mono's post in "The Person Above Me" in which he associated the Unbirthday with something that might be celebrated in Alice's Wonderland. Correct me if I'm wrong, Adelheid.
Tea leaves.
Adelheid
09-05-2005, 04:47 AM
LoL.... no Nightshade! sorry... :blush: I totally forgot. Right I'd better answer this.*makes a note*
As to Loki, no she's referring to me not answer or asking any question. She succeeded in making me laugh though. :lol:
Umm.... What is inside a tea bag? ;)
And to compensate for my lousy unanswer:
Mad Hatter. :D
Who did I always call my favorite character of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, merely because of his goofy wit, top hat, suit, and 10/9's fraction note?
Black-and-white.
Adelheid
09-07-2005, 05:00 AM
What was the original colour of photos before colours were invented? :D
Suite
What did, one of my favorite composers, Johann Sebastian Bach write four of, the third of which I call my favorite?
Behind the curtain.
Where did you hide my bike?
Right in the eye.
Rachy
09-07-2005, 05:11 PM
Where did he poke you?
My thumb.
What did you display casually when he asked you, "Is all going well?" ;)
Lost in space.
What could someone say happened to a few of the satellites sent out by NASA, which, strangely, still send some incredible photographs now and then?
Occasionally.
When do you brush your teeth, Thomas?
The Man with Seven Tentacles
volvoreta
09-15-2005, 07:42 AM
What do you call a donkopus with an arm missing?
The knowledge
What will someday cure influenza and the common cold (along with cancer and AIDS/HIV)?
The tallest heights.
Chava
09-18-2005, 04:11 PM
What are most astounding and utterly mesmerising and overwhelmingly terrifying.
Blue Fish
What completes the title of a popuar children's book by Dr. Seuss, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish? :D
Tomorrow.
shortysweetp
09-18-2005, 08:20 PM
When must I write my paper on "The Ice Chronicles" for my environmental science class?
little men
Miss Darcy
09-18-2005, 10:34 PM
What is the name of one of the sequels to L.M. Alcott's Little Women?
Rice is nice.
shortysweetp
09-18-2005, 11:42 PM
what you like for dinner?
yellow polka dots.
What was the purple carrot spotted with? :D
Child of Many Blessings.
volvoreta
09-19-2005, 04:31 AM
Another name for Cinderella?
the deep blue sea
What makes me think of the Mediterannean?
The Spirit Trio
volvoreta
09-19-2005, 04:41 AM
Who on earth are they?
a speaker
What was making the most horrible and distasteful noise right next to my ear?
The DJ
What did the hearing-impaired man say he worked as in earlier years? :D
Rhyme.
Chava
09-19-2005, 03:11 PM
What are those tell-tale combinations that hint at a lyrist?
You're a Poet, and you know it.
shortysweetp
09-19-2005, 09:30 PM
what did someone say to mono?
purple people eater
Chava
09-20-2005, 11:57 AM
The greatest song for all nine year olds!!!!! (?) (so great)
The one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater
What lyrics will now remain my head for the rest of the day? :rolleyes:
(my father had an oldies music anthology, and this song I remember specifically through childhood - good grief :D)
Mochi.
subterranean
09-21-2005, 07:43 PM
What's making me confuse early in the morning?
This thread
What area of the forum do members seem most witty?
Autumn.
shortysweetp
09-22-2005, 03:16 PM
what season do i love the colors of and am looking forward to?
pumpkin bread.
Chava
09-23-2005, 05:17 PM
What have i not yet tasted?
Injustice
What would Friedrich Nietzsche, perhaps, compare to insanity as "in individuals . . . something rare - but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs . . . the rule"? :D
Cold weather.
shortysweetp
09-24-2005, 01:39 PM
what am i looking forward to this winter (other than the holidays)?
library book sale
What do I look forward to during every event? :brow:
Gray and white.
What colour are the newspapers in Neverland? :D
All in black.
Pendragon
10-24-2005, 08:36 AM
How does The Shadow dress?
red and gold
Reichenbach
10-24-2005, 05:14 PM
What colours are the royal mail?
Scotland Yard
Pendragon
10-24-2005, 05:56 PM
For whom did Inspector Lestrade work?
Transylvania
Adelheid
10-26-2005, 03:35 AM
What is the name of one of the piano pieces that Frank Hutchens wrote?
Guess
What did Angela tell Joanna when the latter asked who she was crushing on? ;) http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/302.gif http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/643.gif
Prankster.
B-Mental
10-26-2005, 04:26 AM
What is the name of the next reality TV show?
The Aleutian Islands
el01ks
10-26-2005, 06:10 AM
What chain of islands has 57 volcanoes?
Bourbon
melrosie69
10-26-2005, 10:34 AM
what will I drink at mardis gras?
Buffalo
Anon22
10-26-2005, 02:47 PM
what will I drink at mardis gras?
Buffalo
Which animal did Jimmy see?
because he wasn't a chicken
Pendragon
10-27-2005, 09:19 AM
Why did the 'possum cross the road? :lol: :lol: http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/522.gif
on the half-shell ;)
Miss Darcy
11-12-2005, 04:51 AM
Where did you find that strange half-pattern?
Where there are dragons. :p
Pendragon
11-12-2005, 10:43 AM
Where does Pendragon claim to be from? :lol: :p
Oh my, that's so elegant!
Miss Darcy
11-15-2005, 04:17 AM
What did someone just say about Miss Darcy's avatar? :p
[IMPRO:] The Dragon in the Lake
Bongitybongbong
11-15-2005, 07:37 AM
Why is the laking boiling?
oatmeal
Adelheid
11-16-2005, 06:09 AM
What do I eat for breakfast every morning? :sick:
Merriam-Webster's Thesaurus :D
Pendragon
11-16-2005, 08:09 AM
Where could I find another word for "Roget"?
Evolution
Bongitybongbong
11-16-2005, 08:54 PM
What was banned from schools for a good hundred years?
war
Miss Darcy
11-16-2005, 09:16 PM
What is another name for mass murder?
Peace
Outlander
11-17-2005, 06:57 AM
What is an unacknowledged result of mass murder?
Pestiferous
mirou
11-17-2005, 07:37 AM
what's our purpose in life?
peace
Kaltrina
11-17-2005, 07:44 AM
What is the most welcome thing after a hard day of work?
clouds
Themis
11-17-2005, 08:17 AM
What's up in the sky when the sun isn't shining?
Books.
Kaltrina
11-17-2005, 08:23 AM
what do we all love reading?
window
Themis
11-17-2005, 08:35 AM
What is hidden behind curtains?
Fog.
Kaltrina
11-17-2005, 08:37 AM
what makes me sleep all day? :lol:
mug
Pendragon
11-17-2005, 10:18 AM
What holds my morning cup of java? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/drink/trink01.gif
holy
Bongitybongbong
11-17-2005, 06:16 PM
What has started many mass murders? (holy as in religion)
soldiers
Pendragon
11-17-2005, 09:53 PM
What do many countries seem to think of as "collateral damage" in time of war? http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1369.gif
nightmare
Adelheid
11-18-2005, 05:40 AM
What do you term dreams in where there is no rest, only terror and sweat?
cloudy
Kaltrina
11-18-2005, 06:49 AM
was it a sunny weather or cloudy?
snow
Miss Darcy
11-19-2005, 02:44 AM
What is the pure form of crystallized water that is so brilliantly white, so beautifully freezing to touch, and so wonderful to ski on? ;)
The Swiss Alps.
Pendragon
11-19-2005, 08:48 AM
Where does Adelheid reside? :wave:
shocking :eek2:
Miss Darcy
01-13-2006, 10:17 PM
What word would you use to describe the behaviour of a philanderer?
"She's a real estate agent."
Scheherazade
01-16-2006, 05:41 PM
What does Lester's wife do in the movie 'American Beauty'?
Green apples.
Miss Darcy
01-16-2006, 09:04 PM
What precious fruit were the musicians offered before the concert? :D
Cabbage leaves
samercury
01-16-2006, 10:12 PM
What is >that< strange rabbit's favorite food?
Pillow
Miss Darcy
01-16-2006, 10:21 PM
What did Peter receive across the face at a sleepover? :D
Hot chilli.
Riesa
01-16-2006, 10:32 PM
What is delicious on a cold winter's night?
Feet
samercury
01-16-2006, 10:45 PM
What are carriers of hope?
Bird
Eva Marina
01-16-2006, 11:38 PM
What is caged but sings?
Music
Miss Darcy
01-17-2006, 02:48 AM
What comes close to expressing the inexpressible? :D
North and South
Kaltrina
01-17-2006, 08:09 AM
Which are other two earth poles except West and East? :)
Ship
RobinHood3000
01-17-2006, 06:15 PM
(Technically, West and East aren't poles...)
What does UPS do?
Water
Pendragon
01-17-2006, 08:53 PM
3/5 of the world's surface, made for man, who has no gills.
Dope
Miss Darcy
01-17-2006, 09:33 PM
What did Murugan sneeringly call the moksha-medicine in Huxley's Island?
Victory
Pendragon
01-18-2006, 09:01 AM
What does the winning side in a battle call said battle?
History
Eva Marina
01-18-2006, 09:15 PM
What is timeless and yet full of time?
Laughter
Miss Darcy
01-18-2006, 09:21 PM
What cures all, if only for a moment?
'We're waiting for Augustine.'
Pendragon
01-21-2006, 11:04 AM
What the monks in St. Augustine's original monastery must have said many times at the supper table, perhaps?
"Doc, I have a ringing in my ears and a bad back!"
RobinHood3000
01-21-2006, 12:22 PM
What a telephone booth says to his physician after Clark Kent pays a visit.
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year at college."
Miss Darcy
01-23-2006, 01:12 AM
What did the academic equestrian say when his horse's sprained leg finally healed enough to race again?
Sacred silence.
Eva Marina
01-23-2006, 07:33 AM
What fills many places of reverence?
Mirror
Pendragon
01-23-2006, 07:44 AM
What makes me see what I would rather not?
fool
Eva Marina
01-24-2006, 10:25 PM
What is that which we are reminded of every April 1st?
Tuesday
Pendragon
01-25-2006, 10:56 AM
On what day of the week do we actually begin our work week, Monday being wasted on thoughts of the previous weekend?
landlord
Chava
01-26-2006, 01:49 PM
who feels favourably about the outsider?
music
Pendragon
01-27-2006, 08:33 AM
music When well played, it can sooth the savage beast. If ill played, it can create one.
hilarity
RobinHood3000
01-30-2006, 10:23 PM
What should be the ultimate goal of any self-respecting jokester?
White-out.
Pendragon
01-31-2006, 09:24 AM
What did typists use to correct mistakes before the computer age?
grave's end
bouquin
02-15-2008, 09:05 AM
What is the title of Elaine Mercado's book about a hunted house?
orange pekoe.
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