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wanderlust_ox
06-14-2005, 06:53 PM
What is composed of Argon Oxygen and Nitrogen and other trace molecules?

(wrestling seemes so "trashy" but I've been watching it for a while now, and theres something about it I can't get away from. I swear it's an addiction!)

yearbook

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 07:30 PM
What did I stumbled across in the mall?

(wrestling isn't really trashy but more violent than most things and there is an air to it that fans like)

question mark

wanderlust_ox
06-14-2005, 07:39 PM
what do you put at the end of a question?

(it is sort of trashy. I think is the passion of the fans, and how they are involved with the show. What is wrestling without the fans right?)

dirt

Bongitybongbong
06-14-2005, 07:49 PM
What do rednecks sleep on?

(wrestling is nothing without it's fans and passion is something that all fans have in sports but it's expressed much more in wrestling)

:banana:

mono
06-14-2005, 11:25 PM
No answer, bong? Oh well, I will continue from the last:

dirt
What precedes 'y' in referring to 80's hair bands? :lol:

Four peanuts, a maple leaf, and a Sharpie permanent marker.

wanderlust_ox
06-15-2005, 01:59 AM
What is in my purse? (actually, only one of those are in my purse. Can you guess which one?)

headless green army man.. toy.. thing.

Miss Darcy
06-15-2005, 05:24 AM
What did you say you found in your little brother's school bag?!

Carrots.

papayahed
06-15-2005, 10:07 AM
What kind of cake did Bugs Bunny have for dessert?


Mint Julip

Bongitybongbong
06-15-2005, 10:48 AM
What did I have have in my pocket for six weeks without noticing it?


No answer, bong? Oh well, I will continue from the last: no :banana: was the answer


Answer: cake

mono
06-15-2005, 11:19 AM
no :banana: was the answer
Oops, silly me. Sorry, bong. :p

-----

While making what did the baker salt for sugar?

A mysterious white powder.

wanderlust_ox
06-15-2005, 11:20 AM
what am I craving right now?

permutations

mono
06-15-2005, 11:25 AM
What mathematical process drives mono crazy?

Printed in ink.

wanderlust_ox
06-15-2005, 11:35 AM
what is this sheet infront of me printed in?
(I hate perms and combs too.. haha my math teacherh as a really corny joke about it.. but I won't share it)

wet naps.

Bongitybongbong
06-15-2005, 05:07 PM
........Why are you so happy?


September

NNoah3
06-15-2005, 05:29 PM
When are you going to meet her?

Tears in Heaven

mono
06-15-2005, 07:35 PM
Who can name one beautiful song by Eric Clapton?

Never.

Bongitybongbong
06-15-2005, 08:08 PM
What is life filled with?


moose

Émilie
06-15-2005, 08:20 PM
What is the name of the Canuck's farm team? (I'm sorry for anyone not familiar)

in love.

Bongitybongbong
06-15-2005, 08:23 PM
Where does everything feel right?

chocolate

wanderlust_ox
06-15-2005, 09:14 PM
........Why are you so happy?

uhh.. how did you get that from wet naps lol?


What is something I want to eat right now?

limits

Monica
06-16-2005, 10:13 AM
What are you afraid of the most?

my computer

Bongitybongbong
06-16-2005, 10:53 AM
uhh.. how did you get that from wet naps lol?
Don't ask.

What is filled with random images and weird document?

massacre

Monica
06-16-2005, 12:48 PM
What will happen tomorrow at my literary theory exam?


Muffins :D

Bongitybongbong
06-16-2005, 01:06 PM
What item is a sign that there is a God?

pen

Nightshade
06-16-2005, 01:10 PM
what is sharper than the sword??
Hope

papayahed
06-16-2005, 01:14 PM
What did I lose when I moved to Kansas?


Cheeseburger in Paradise

Bongitybongbong
06-16-2005, 01:18 PM
What is needed in the world?

hot salt

amuse
06-16-2005, 08:37 PM
what goes best with chilled peppers?

under the chair

mono
06-17-2005, 02:42 AM
Where does my cat oddly enjoy resting while I type away at the computer?

A partridge in a pear tree.

Loki
06-17-2005, 04:19 AM
What did your true [I always used to say "first" :p] love give to you on the....thirteenth day of Christmas?

You don't say!

Nightshade
06-17-2005, 07:58 AM
Wasnt it the first day??
Scream!

Bongitybongbong
06-17-2005, 10:13 AM
What was that horror movie's name?

invading

Nightshade
06-17-2005, 10:21 AM
What are those aliens doing???
sugar

Bongitybongbong
06-17-2005, 10:24 AM
What should i never have?

CSI

Nightshade
06-17-2005, 10:26 AM
What the best program on Tv ( thats imported frm the US, Hint it alo has the highest viewing numbers in the US)?
Miami spinoff

Bongitybongbong
06-17-2005, 10:27 AM
What doesn't deserve to live?

LA

Nightshade
06-17-2005, 10:42 AM
Oh where was the last episode of Csi based?
The orange man.

What doesn't deserve to live?

It isant as bad as Csi Ny !

Bongitybongbong
06-17-2005, 02:08 PM
CSI Miami is better than what spinoff?

muffins

mono
06-17-2005, 10:24 PM
What, sadly and stereotypically, follows 'raga' when describing the poor?

On Jeopardy!

Bongitybongbong
06-18-2005, 10:14 AM
Where can everyone watch others make big money quick?

cacti

Snukes
06-18-2005, 11:36 AM
What is the worst choice for a pillow while napping in the desert?

In an 80-ft canoe.

Koa
06-18-2005, 03:14 PM
So where is it that you were born?

Untidy.

mono
06-18-2005, 03:40 PM
What word best defines mono's bedroom?

With a microphone.

Bongitybongbong
06-18-2005, 05:28 PM
What I am most dangerous with (bad speaker/singer)?

Knights Templar

Snukes
06-19-2005, 09:55 AM
Oops. I posted in the wrong thread. Ummm... I suppose I should attempt to think of a question to redeem myself, even though I don't have one at all...

Who, along with the Freemasons, are frequently picked on when discussing conspiracy theories?

A purple hippopotamus.

Basil
06-19-2005, 02:17 PM
Who is Peter Potamus?

http://www.tvacres.com/images/peter_potamus_small.jpg

Signifying nothing

Scheherazade
06-19-2005, 02:39 PM
What was that photo signifying?

Mongoose.

Basil
06-19-2005, 02:46 PM
What is the sweetest and lovliest of all God's creatures and for which I possess an unspeakable affection?

Workers of the world, unite!

Scheherazade
06-19-2005, 02:49 PM
How was the union blessed?

Olive green.

Basil
06-19-2005, 02:53 PM
What color were the bridesmaids' dresses?

Khaki

Scheherazade
06-19-2005, 03:28 PM
What colour did the lucky couple wear at the ceremony?

Proletaria and bourgeois.

Basil
06-19-2005, 03:36 PM
What should be separated by the aisle?

porridge

Nightshade
06-19-2005, 04:11 PM
what came out of the magic pot?
Sunshine

wanderlust_ox
06-19-2005, 09:43 PM
what is a good source of Vit D?

exams

Bongitybongbong
06-20-2005, 05:06 PM
What is the one thing no amount of help can do any good for you?

acorns

mono
06-22-2005, 04:37 AM
What would never feel insulted by calling it 'nutty'?

While doing laundry.

Jay
06-22-2005, 06:19 AM
Darling, when did you remember it was our 5th anniversary? :p

I would prefer sleeping.

Bongitybongbong
06-22-2005, 10:12 AM
What does he like to do?

egg nog

Snukes
06-22-2005, 10:27 AM
Since you know the "advocaat" flavored candybar you bought probably will not taste like a lawyer, how else can that word be translated?

Only when it rains.

Bongitybongbong
06-22-2005, 09:27 PM
When does all the power go out?

Ateryu

mono
06-23-2005, 01:49 AM
What word can I only guess how to pronounce?

Inside the box.

papayahed
06-23-2005, 09:09 AM
Where was I thinking yesterday when I couldn't come up with a solution to my waste drum problem?

Telephone

Bongitybongbong
06-23-2005, 12:21 PM
What is the thing that Alexander Bell yelled into when acid hurt him?

computer

mono
06-23-2005, 03:15 PM
On average, what raises the common person's stress and blood pressure more than heavy traffic?

Randomness.

Bianca Fransen
06-23-2005, 05:06 PM
What is the state in which I have organized my wardrobe?

Lack of sleep

Koa
06-23-2005, 06:37 PM
What will most internet addicts die from?

Blinking

Miss Darcy
06-28-2005, 01:39 AM
Which activity is not seen in an owl? (well, not in most...if that's wrong, let me change it - it's not seen in the purple-spotted owl of west india :geek:)

In the dark.

kilted exile
06-28-2005, 11:15 AM
What am I constantly?

Tracey Emin

Koa
06-28-2005, 12:46 PM
Who's that? :D

I didn't do it.

Monica
06-28-2005, 01:20 PM
Why does this cat have 3 legs??? Who did it?

U2 :)

Koa
06-28-2005, 01:22 PM
What does Monica never fail to mention? ;)

That's impossible.

papayahed
06-28-2005, 01:23 PM
What did they say about the clandestine mission?


tofu

Koa
06-28-2005, 01:24 PM
What's For Dinner?

I dont want to go!

mono
06-28-2005, 03:16 PM
What first recorded words did a cat speak, when its owner prepared it for a visit to the vet? :D

Sleeping.

amuse
06-28-2005, 07:39 PM
Sleeping beauty was doing what in order to avoid marrying Lord Charming?

in the east.

mono
06-30-2005, 12:32 AM
This morning, and in every morning of my conceiving, where did the sun originate?

In the west. ;)

Miss Darcy
06-30-2005, 04:58 AM
In which Pole does Taliesin reside?

In the south. ;)

snehil
06-30-2005, 08:49 AM
where is the 'south' pole?
the limitless sky.

Koa
06-30-2005, 09:26 AM
Where will I fly someday?

Not again!

Bianca Fransen
06-30-2005, 10:34 AM
Can you take the garbage out?

Yes, please.

Koa
06-30-2005, 04:49 PM
Would you like me to bake a triple chocolate cake?

I'm wondering.

mono
06-30-2005, 06:53 PM
Should I or should I not try out a home-made parachute while skydiving? :D

Out of curiosity.

snehil
07-01-2005, 05:57 AM
why did Pandora behave like mono?
i knew it

Miss Darcy
07-03-2005, 10:38 PM
What did Pandora say in a despairing voice when she found herself at the bottom of a canyon with a medley broken bones? :D

I don't even know you.

mono
07-04-2005, 01:37 PM
What did the policeman say to the woman who cried for help at having her purse stolen? :D

A collection.

Bianca Fransen
07-04-2005, 03:02 PM
How could you describe the total of eight women that Henry the 8th had?

Death is the final answer.

Koa
07-04-2005, 05:47 PM
What's the meaning of 'life'?

Sleepless.

mono
07-04-2005, 07:27 PM
Chicago - windy; Portland - rainy; but what of Seattle? :p

Midnight.

Helga
07-05-2005, 07:21 AM
at what time did I finish working yesterday?

speakers

Koa
07-05-2005, 09:36 AM
What did I step on and break?

On your shoulder.

mono
07-05-2005, 06:25 PM
Where do an angel and devil (in a way, Freud's ego and id) often appear when someone comes to an ethical dilemma?

While talking on the telephone.

Émilie
07-05-2005, 09:54 PM
When do people often get on my nerves?

taking the metro.

Miss Darcy
07-07-2005, 12:10 AM
How will you get to the centre of Paris?

Forward, my heart, like a ship on the dawn-coloured sea.

Bianca Fransen
07-07-2005, 04:42 AM
What sounds like a wonderful quote that I cannot immediately place?

Follow that dream

mono
07-07-2005, 03:40 PM
What did one dream say to the other dream while dreaming of a dream in the past? :p

A leaf.

CheshireCat87
07-07-2005, 03:43 PM
somthing green that you use as toilet paper when you go camping and realize that you forgot to bring your cha cha cha charmin ;)

CheshireCat87
07-07-2005, 03:45 PM
oops i forgot to say an answer so here we go
~The ships hung in the sky much the same way as brick don't

amuse
07-07-2005, 04:22 PM
what did trot tell ozma and dorothy about sky isle?

blind umbrellas

CheshireCat87
07-07-2005, 04:26 PM
what disabled creature do u come in contact with every rainy day but never take pitty on

Elfaba

amuse
07-07-2005, 04:39 PM
what color green did the jealous girl turn?

seismic flashcards

CheshireCat87
07-07-2005, 05:20 PM
what do geology students use to study

papayahed
07-07-2005, 06:48 PM
hey CC, we need an answer

CheshireCat87
07-07-2005, 06:52 PM
oh yeah sorry :(

rakuraku dinokun

Koa
07-08-2005, 03:30 PM
How do you say 'hello' in Martian language? ;) :D

No.
:D

mono
07-08-2005, 03:44 PM
What did the stuntman last say before dying of a fall when asked, "You're wearing the safety cord, right?"

Coffee.

shortysweetp
07-08-2005, 04:17 PM
what does shortysweetp need every morning?

ahh at last.

Koa
07-08-2005, 04:22 PM
Hey, I finished to knit that sweater I started last winter... what do you think?

Not in that colour!

Bianca Fransen
07-08-2005, 04:52 PM
Will you go to that party wearing only these boots?

Under the teapot.

Koa
07-08-2005, 04:53 PM
Where the hell did I put my passport?

You'd better run now.

mono
07-09-2005, 04:25 PM
What did the lumberjack's assistant last hear as the tree fell?

On the radio.

Koa
07-09-2005, 05:53 PM
Hey were did you hear that Michael Jackson is innocent?

In the bathroom.

shortysweetp
07-09-2005, 09:40 PM
where did I leave my hairbrush?

oh no, not now.

Bianca Fransen
07-10-2005, 06:32 AM
I really, really want to give you this present.. :brow:

With my grandmother.

mono
07-11-2005, 02:02 AM
With whom did you attend the last heavy-metal concert?

Bees.

shortysweetp
07-11-2005, 02:32 AM
What does the book 'the secret life of bees' have nothing to do with?

spaghetti with turkey meatballs

Koa
07-11-2005, 12:01 PM
What did you order at the Turkish restaurant? ;)

Titanic.

Bianca Fransen
07-11-2005, 03:24 PM
What was the title of a movie that made me cry?

Angles

mono
07-12-2005, 01:04 AM
What part of geometry absolutely bores mono?

For safety.

shortysweetp
07-12-2005, 01:33 AM
mommy why do I have to sit in my carseat?

its for your own good.

Koa
07-12-2005, 08:13 AM
Now why am I tied to the chair and your throwing kitchen knives at me?
(damn I should stop reading American Psycho :eek:)

Cold.

Keltic Banshee
07-12-2005, 02:25 PM
How does this wee banshee feel deep inside?

Sleeping

mono
07-12-2005, 05:15 PM
Why did Endymion never notice Diana kissing him?

Between the pages.

Bianca Fransen
07-12-2005, 05:26 PM
Where did you put your toe just now?

On the telephone.

papayahed
07-14-2005, 01:58 PM
Where did I learn the news of the Buffett concert schedule?

Tequila shooters and a bottle of gin.

mono
07-14-2005, 02:55 PM
What did the partier report last seeing on his 21st birthday before fainting?

Socks and shoes.

shortysweetp
07-14-2005, 03:10 PM
what must I wear to go running?

Coca-Cola

Koa
07-14-2005, 03:47 PM
What do you need to add to wine to make calimocho, a popular spanish drink?

Scratch.

dejosc
07-14-2005, 04:20 PM
what shouldn't you do when you've chickenpox?

chavtastic

amuse
07-14-2005, 08:54 PM
i forget: that fantastic chauvanistic hunk, what do his female friends call him?

green sparrows

Miss Darcy
07-14-2005, 10:16 PM
What did you say you saw in that tree yesterday?!

Spa town.

mono
07-15-2005, 01:26 AM
Where would you find mono every evening when he wants to relax? :D

Allergies.

merrycollie
07-15-2005, 01:34 AM
What did the Dr. say you had , the day before you ended up in the hospital with pnemonia?

merrycollie
07-15-2005, 07:06 AM
Oops.... Bedbugs

GruesomeBugman
07-15-2005, 08:41 AM
what're more common than most people believe?

laser pointer.

merrycollie
07-15-2005, 09:26 AM
What is a 6 million dollar hunting dog called? Beanpole

mono
07-15-2005, 08:11 PM
What stands 6'5'' and weighs 130 lbs. other than a former classmate of mine? :lol:

Very cold.

merrycollie
07-16-2005, 02:42 AM
What does the Atlantic ocean feel like when you first jump in?............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ................................Very hot!

Miss Darcy
07-16-2005, 05:12 AM
What did the stove feel like when you touched it? :D

QUITE warm, thank you.

Bianca Fransen
07-16-2005, 08:23 AM
How do you like you're red wine?

Absolutely fascinating

Koa
07-16-2005, 11:48 AM
How do I look like? :D:D:D

With a knife.

mono
07-16-2005, 02:07 PM
With what did the surgeon incise after using all of the scalpels? :eek:

Planting seeds.

merrycollie
07-17-2005, 02:53 PM
What is another term for impregnation? looney

Bianca Fransen
07-19-2005, 04:04 PM
What is also associated with the word 'tunes'?

Music.

mono
07-19-2005, 06:10 PM
What did I mistake for noise when listening to a specific unenjoyable (to me) musical group recently?

In a nutshell.

Miss Darcy
07-20-2005, 03:42 AM
How does the title of the sequel to Stephen Hawking's A Brief History of Time describe the universe?

She was speaking Japanese. :confused:

Bianca Fransen
07-20-2005, 01:39 PM
Why did you fall at that woman's feet in awe?

Windmills.

mono
07-20-2005, 02:50 PM
What did the Jolly Green Giant use for a fan on hot days?

Buzzing.

shortysweetp
07-20-2005, 07:39 PM
what is that sound in my head after drinking coffee all night?

ouch that hurts

Miss Darcy
07-21-2005, 03:07 AM
What did the talking dog say when the girl stroked him?

Now this is simply ridiculous.

papayahed
07-21-2005, 02:16 PM
What did Ricky Ricardo say to Lucy after one of her hair-brained schemes was foiled?

Elvis

mono
07-21-2005, 03:42 PM
What did the elderly man with a pompadour at the record store insist on others calling him?

Cheese.

Bianca Fransen
07-21-2005, 04:53 PM
What do my feet smell like? :brow:

The dog.

amuse
07-21-2005, 05:54 PM
why are their sneakers yellow?

bow ties

shortysweetp
07-21-2005, 06:11 PM
what are those in your hair?

aspirin

mono
07-22-2005, 02:22 PM
What stands for acetylsalicylic acid and has the abbreviation of ASA, often getting confused with ibuprofen, acetaminophen, and naprosyn?

Guitar.

Bianca Fransen
07-22-2005, 02:30 PM
What does the boy in 'Johnny B. Goode' play?

Your smile.

shortysweetp
07-22-2005, 02:42 PM
what do he like best about you? :)

just read it to me.

Koa
07-22-2005, 04:35 PM
Hey have you read this article about how good cucumbers are for your skin?

A question mark

mono
07-22-2005, 05:29 PM
What does my head fill itself with, rather than confident period or exclamation marks?
(really :p)

Small feet.

shortysweetp
07-22-2005, 05:44 PM
what kind of feet do i have?

so sorry

mono
07-23-2005, 03:57 PM
What did the blind man say to the deaf man after bumping into him?

An ink pen, beer, and four combs.

Koa
07-24-2005, 11:19 AM
What does your bag for the camping contains?

I made it all by myself.

shortysweetp
07-24-2005, 12:29 PM
where did you get that pretty quilt?

noodles

Nightshade
07-24-2005, 12:55 PM
what was your cat called?

pickle

shortysweetp
07-24-2005, 12:59 PM
what is that weird looking green thing on my sandwich?

roasted red peppers

Nightshade
07-24-2005, 01:06 PM
what is my worst nightmare?

Prehaps

shortysweetp
07-24-2005, 01:11 PM
want to go play golf today?

no way

Koa
07-24-2005, 03:07 PM
Are you going to wash the dishes tonight?

Gasoline.

Bianca Fransen
07-24-2005, 05:45 PM
Before I make the same mistake again: what should I never use for my barbecue?

Pink.

shortysweetp
07-24-2005, 06:03 PM
what is one of my daughter's favorite color?

pina colada.

mono
07-25-2005, 12:20 AM
What tastes better as a drink than sounding as a song?
(you know, the Rupert Holmes song - "Escape: The Pina Colada Song"?) :p

Smileys.

Koa
07-25-2005, 01:41 PM
What can't I do without in any of my messages online?

Earrings

Nightshade
07-25-2005, 03:43 PM
What causes my ears to swell up (until they are nearly the size of umkins;))?

Sugar and computer chairs
:rolleyes:
:cold:
:crash:

Bianca Fransen
07-25-2005, 04:40 PM
What has the same effect on my figure? :blush:

Ponytail.

shortysweetp
07-25-2005, 07:28 PM
what do i almost always do with my long hair?

fishie cup

amuse
07-25-2005, 10:40 PM
what do cats like to drink from?

giggling conifers

shortysweetp
07-25-2005, 11:16 PM
what is that sound in the forest?

red herring

Nightshade
07-26-2005, 05:57 AM
What did anti-hunting people drag across the hunt to confuse dogs??

Olive Oil

shortysweetp
07-26-2005, 08:40 AM
what did I use to make my salad dressing?

goosebumps

Nightshade
07-26-2005, 11:04 AM
What do you get when Fairies dance on your grave in the moonlight?

Model major general.

shortysweetp
07-26-2005, 12:09 PM
What is that song from the operetta "The Pirates Penzance"?

jim beam

mono
07-26-2005, 04:44 PM
What tastes good one evening, but sounds horrible the next morning?

At the library.

Koa
07-26-2005, 05:10 PM
Where were you kicked out for screaming?

My brother.

Miss Darcy
07-27-2005, 02:43 AM
Who's that nice-looking guy over there, by the swimming pool?

I don't believe she is.

shortysweetp
07-27-2005, 11:04 AM
She is going to the mall today?

naked lunch

Bianca Fransen
07-27-2005, 01:56 PM
What sounds to me like something the naked chef would cook?

Sorbet.

mono
07-27-2005, 04:03 PM
What tastes better, in my opinion, and proves healthier, than ice-cream?

Not really.

amuse
07-27-2005, 04:52 PM
would you like to entertain us by swallowing flaming swords? :)

rose water and castor oil

mono
07-28-2005, 10:18 PM
What did the popular chef use as top-secret ingredients? :p

Grandfather clock.

Miss Darcy
07-31-2005, 06:16 AM
What keeps time and rids the word of anomaly? ;)

A stopwatch.

shortysweetp
07-31-2005, 09:55 AM
what else do you need for your first trial run?

broken pieces of glass

mono
07-31-2005, 01:57 PM
What did the commuter mistake for ice near his car without windows? :D

Ashes.

Miss Darcy
08-04-2005, 02:43 AM
What was the little girl called Ashella covered with? :D

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

GruesomeBugman
08-04-2005, 11:53 AM
What phrase holds very little meaning if you're riddled with disease?

The forest is a truly complex environment.

mono
08-04-2005, 08:46 PM
What phrase makes the city sound deceivingly simple?

A square egg.

Adelheid
08-05-2005, 03:40 AM
What was the special egg used, during Professor Splatz eggology lecture?

impertinent

mono
08-05-2005, 05:18 PM
What adjective best describes one of my cats every morning?

Conscious.

Bianca Fransen
08-05-2005, 05:49 PM
What is a terrible state to be in while undergoing an operation?

Smiling.

GruesomeBugman
08-05-2005, 08:27 PM
what's one of the most seemingly incosiderate courses of action for a funeral?

Vishnu

Loki
08-06-2005, 12:24 AM
What did you say the name of that newly-christened hot air balloon was? ;)

Ah. You're early. Come, there was something I wanted to discuss...

Bianca Fransen
08-06-2005, 11:47 AM
what's one of the most seemingly incosiderate courses of action for a funeral?

:eek: Oeps, and I have done so many times, I have to admit. Mostly after crying a lot, I have to smile a little too. So after my granddad's burial me and my sisters sang "Every sperm is sacred" from Monthy Python because there were more than a 100 grandchildren at his funeral. My granddad would have smiled too it he would have known we made a bit of fun. Even my father could smile with us.. so it was okay. A bit weird, but okay ;).


Ah. You're early. Come, there was something I wanted to discuss...
What is a reason to always avoid being early?

Responsibility

mono
08-06-2005, 02:43 PM
Unfortunately, what too often appears conjoined with privilege?

A coin.

GruesomeBugman
08-06-2005, 06:50 PM
:eek: Oeps, and I have done so many times, I have to admit. Mostly after crying a lot, I have to smile a little too. So after my granddad's burial me and my sisters sang "Every sperm is sacred" from Monthy Python because there were more than a 100 grandchildren at his funeral. My granddad would have smiled too it he would have known we made a bit of fun. Even my father could smile with us.. so it was okay. A bit weird, but okay ;).


well, the circumstances seem to contradict my opinion there =)

what's never enough or what you need?

california style

mono
08-07-2005, 02:13 PM
What style of guitar could I never manage to play, merely because of its odd appearance?

Milk and orange juice.

Loki
08-08-2005, 05:08 AM
What doesn't make the best combination? :D

Milking the cows.

mono
08-08-2005, 11:33 AM
What could have seemed Io's nightmare, after getting metamorphosed into a cow by Zeus, and led away by Hera?

The doorbell.

Taliesin
08-08-2005, 12:22 PM
What is most important in life?

Blue. No, wait....

shortysweetp
08-08-2005, 08:53 PM
what color would you like to paint the walls in your house?

oh no not that again!!!

mono
08-09-2005, 12:37 PM
What did a new-born child first say, just after being born?
(silly reincarnation joke I once heard :D)

Jeepers creepers.

AimusSage
08-09-2005, 01:15 PM
What is a boring horror flick that is not scary at all?

42

Loki
08-09-2005, 11:13 PM
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? :D

Om.

mono
08-11-2005, 04:19 PM
According to Sanskrit, what allegedly does the universe sound like, and, ironically, sounds much like the last name of the man who contributed much to acoustics?
(Georg Simon Ohm)

Brand new.

Loki
08-17-2005, 10:46 PM
How old was the automatic clitcherodisher Sammy purchased yesterday? ;)

[Side-note: Apparently the fundamental (first note of a harmonic series) note of the universe is a B flat sixty-seven octaves below middle C. :D Some guy did a research on it...really interesting.]

In the year 3003.

mono
08-18-2005, 02:59 PM
When perhaps will Schrödinger's cat reappear?

The spelling bee.

Loki
08-18-2005, 10:58 PM
Which one insect has always eluded me? :p

Cherry blossoms.

Adelheid
08-19-2005, 03:42 AM
What does 'Washington's spring' mean?

journal

mono
08-19-2005, 02:07 PM
What does one keep that others seem always to inevitably see?

Ouch!

Adelheid
08-22-2005, 09:59 AM
What do people say when they get bitten by a dog? (lightly)

reply

Quixotte
08-22-2005, 10:09 AM
What normally would follow a question?

piano

volvoreta
08-22-2005, 10:16 AM
What is Adelheid's avatar?

Fish

Taliesin
08-22-2005, 10:31 AM
What is an axolotl not?

Pain

mono
08-22-2005, 10:35 AM
What feeling feels worse emotional than physical?

Behind the door.

Loki
08-23-2005, 01:49 AM
What does one feel curious about after reading Miroslav Holub's poem, The Door?

Veritaserum. :D

mono
08-23-2005, 08:11 PM
Veritaserum. :D
:lol:
What sounds like something the Greek gods and goddesses would drink with their nectar and ambrosia?

An alternative route.

Adelheid
08-24-2005, 03:30 AM
When one route doesn't lead you to where you want to go, what do you try?

Wrapper

mono
08-24-2005, 03:56 PM
What occupation would probably involve the most paper-cuts? :eek2:

Rapper.

AimusSage
08-24-2005, 05:33 PM
What produces really obnoxious music? (according to me, no offense to rap fans, I do understand peoples taste can differ.)

Still Life

Adelheid
08-25-2005, 03:19 AM
What is another word one can use for a still born child?

green

mono
08-25-2005, 12:38 PM
What sounds "not easy to be," according to Kermit the Frog? :D

http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/kermit.gif

Orange.

AimusSage
08-25-2005, 01:29 PM
What colour does the dutch soccer team ,and coincidently also one of the best teams in the world, play in?

Red

Nightshade
08-25-2005, 01:37 PM
what color do I hate most?

Amphibion

AimusSage
08-25-2005, 01:41 PM
What is Kermit from the Muppets?

Fozzy

Nightshade
08-25-2005, 01:52 PM
WHose the bear with the friend living in his finger , on the muppets?

Spinach Icecream

Adelheid
08-26-2005, 03:40 AM
What flavoured Ice-Cream would Popeye choose for his nephews? ;)

quick

Nightshade
08-26-2005, 03:46 AM
what word do i assosiate with think?

Cats

NNoah3
08-26-2005, 06:52 PM
Which is the name of the musical that I liked very much?

Moon

adilyoussef
08-26-2005, 07:05 PM
What makes the nights so romantic?

music

mono
08-26-2005, 10:56 PM
What word derivative of the Greek Nine Muses can sound sweeter than any audible element, but can also sound worse developing deafness? :D

Simultaneously.

Loki
08-27-2005, 05:25 AM
How did the bud and the tree develop?

Cherry blossoms.

dejosc
08-27-2005, 12:48 PM
whats the name of the flowers on a cherry tree? :confused:

money

NNoah3
08-27-2005, 01:53 PM
By the lack of which I cannot travel as much as I want?

Ghost

dejosc
08-27-2005, 01:57 PM
what do many people find scary?

bread

NNoah3
08-27-2005, 02:05 PM
What the doctor forbade me to eat?

Soul

dejosc
08-27-2005, 02:08 PM
what part of us goes to heaven?(im an atheist by the way)

graphics card

NNoah3
08-27-2005, 02:30 PM
What does my company are involved in? (Nothing else came to my mind)

Diving

dejosc
08-27-2005, 02:50 PM
what do you get the bends doing?

Motorola

Loki
08-28-2005, 04:25 AM
No offence to anyone, but what is one of my least favourite mobile companies? (It's just the phones...I like the way they're small and all but the buttons are generally hard to press and the menus are hard to navigate through. Not like I've used any of the latest models or anything, they could have improved, but I still stick to my Nokia 3210.)

Never, ever, EVER!!!

Nightshade
08-28-2005, 06:01 AM
Have I ever taken an illegal drug?
(Loki: I love the motorolla adverts :D)

Ooooops

mono
08-28-2005, 03:03 PM
What did the colorblind hair-stylist exclaim after dying Paris Hilton's hair green, instead of blonde?

Good grief!

dejosc
08-28-2005, 06:41 PM
what exclaimation makes you sound the poshest lol?

scissors