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Heathcliff
02-15-2010, 05:53 AM
Can't half imagine why.

Would you learn to fly if you had the physical ability to?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 11:33 AM
I would

If you were a vampire, would you change into a bat?

Haunted
02-15-2010, 11:47 AM
no, more fun staying as a vampire....

If you were a bat, would you prefer the woods or someone's attic?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 11:48 AM
The attic...

If you were an attic, what would you do if there was a bat in you?

Haunted
02-15-2010, 11:53 AM
yikes...I'll get the house cat

If you were a garage, what would be inside there?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 11:56 AM
An old car from the 1940s, dust, cobwebs, and an old bicycle from the 1930s.

If you were an era, which one would it be?

hoope
02-15-2010, 12:11 PM
i guess 1880s

Same ?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 12:13 PM
The 1940s

If you were one particular item from your preferred decade, what would you be?

papayahed
02-15-2010, 12:54 PM
A speakeasy


If you were a cartoon character who would you be?

Paris
02-15-2010, 01:14 PM
Stitch..from Lilo and stitch (because he is so misunderstood)..(my avatar)

If you were a superhero..what superpower would you posses and why?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 01:26 PM
A speakeasy

Wow...I like...

I would be one who could bend time...it would never be too late...

Same?

Paris
02-15-2010, 02:10 PM
I'd be ''the multiplyer''..ther would be loads of me...I could be in 3 places at once..or 5 or 10..I'd educate myself in 3 lecturers at once..while watching 2 movies at once..working 4 jobs..dating 2 people at once..woops..not really hahahaha...

Which season are you and why?

hoope
02-15-2010, 03:29 PM
Autumn coz i was born in . and coz of the beautiful scene of the leaves falling down makes me feel like the new one would be just as better as it was.. New beginning :)


Same ques.?

The Comedian
02-15-2010, 03:37 PM
Winter: because I'm dark, cold, and numb.

Let's go classic: If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 04:05 PM
A coat tree...

If you were a toy, what kind of toy would you be?

Maryd.
02-15-2010, 04:10 PM
A rattle, because I make such a racket.

Same question?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 04:17 PM
I would be a rubik's cube

If you were a child sent to the principal's office, what did you do to get sent there?

The Comedian
02-15-2010, 04:21 PM
Probably being a wise ***; either that or swearing. I'm not sure which.

If your life were a book, what would the title be?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 04:22 PM
Definitely Les Miserables....:lol:

If you were a teacher, what would you teach?

Maryd.
02-15-2010, 04:24 PM
I have answered this question once before and my answer has changed... Love, because it has the power to make us happy and yet challenged at the same time.

If you were a ball, which game would you be?

The Comedian
02-15-2010, 04:25 PM
This class: Why I'm right and why people who think like me are also right: how to be open-minded like me in modern society. That would be a fun class to teach. Imagine the discussion!

EDIT: Mary -- I'd be a screwball (a nasty pitch in baseball).


If you were a dinner fork, how many tines would you have?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 04:45 PM
Five...I like to out-do others...

If you were a spoon, how would you be different from other spoons?

hoope
02-15-2010, 04:46 PM
I guess i would like to have a weird look ..hehehe:D

If u were a car which one would u be ?

Satan
02-15-2010, 04:58 PM
Umm... a Dodge Challenger.

If you had the choice of saving one person in the wake of apocalypse, who would that be?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 05:04 PM
myself...for I will be able to save none other...each will have to save theirself

If you were a trend setter, what new trend would you set?

Maryd.
02-15-2010, 06:11 PM
Hot red pants and shirt and shoes and hair and lips and everything red. Yeah!

If you were an animal, which would it be?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 06:16 PM
A cardinal (just to keep up with the trendsetter)

If you were a blogger, what would be the title of your next blog?

papayahed
02-15-2010, 06:16 PM
Crap, late again.

Animal: A cheetah, I've always wanted to run fast.

Blog: Giiirrrrrllllll, he said what??

If you were a light bulb what wattage would you be?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 06:17 PM
10 watts...

If you were a blogger, what would be the title of your next blog?

Satan
02-15-2010, 06:23 PM
Nothingness

If you were a marine, would you invade Pandora?

BienvenuJDC
02-15-2010, 06:31 PM
No....the only thing left is 'hope'...gotta' invade everywhere else..

If you were Pandora, would you attempt to collect all of the escapees?

Lacra
02-16-2010, 03:20 AM
Emmm,nope I would be satisfied with hope only...

If you were Zeus you would love only Hera?

BienvenuJDC
02-16-2010, 03:22 AM
hmmm...I don't really know.

If you were any Greek god/hero, which one would it be?

JuniperWoolf
02-17-2010, 04:10 PM
Artemis.

If you were Medea, how would you have gotten revenge on Jason?

Lacra
02-18-2010, 09:05 PM
No pasional revenge but I would forget him for ever.

If you were a children book what book would you be?

Silas Thorne
02-18-2010, 09:09 PM
Where the Wild Things Are

If you were a flame, how hot would you burn?

Heathcliff
02-19-2010, 05:05 AM
Up to 1,500 degrees C. Because.

If you were a type of chair, which?

Lacra
02-19-2010, 05:57 PM
wooden chair, hehehhehe (old fashion )

If you were a city which one would you be and where located?

Heathcliff
02-19-2010, 07:41 PM
Victoria, capital city of Seychelles. Need a change of place.

If you were a CSI, what would your field be?

BienvenuJDC
02-26-2010, 12:51 AM
I would quit CSI for an NCIS job

If you were one of the NCIS characters, which one would you be?
(No need to ask me...)

hoope
02-26-2010, 03:58 PM
Kate Todd- Sasha Alexander :)

If you were an ER character which would u be ?

papayahed
02-26-2010, 07:16 PM
The chick that married Cloony


If you were a jello flavor which would you be?

Heathcliff
02-26-2010, 07:17 PM
Green. I don't know what flavour it is supposed to be, but green-coloured at least.

If you were jello, where would you be?

BienvenuJDC
02-26-2010, 07:19 PM
In the fridge

If you were an aircraft of some sort, what kind would you be?

Heathcliff
02-26-2010, 07:20 PM
Remote control aeroplane, a blue one preferably.

If you were an aeropplane, where would you be?

BienvenuJDC
02-26-2010, 07:22 PM
Crashed in a meadow

If you were a three year old, where would you be right now?

Heathcliff
02-26-2010, 07:23 PM
In front of the television or in my parent's bed.

You?

BienvenuJDC
02-26-2010, 07:26 PM
Sitting on my mother's lap listening to a story

If you were a mother/father of a three year old, what would you be doing?

Heathcliff
02-26-2010, 07:28 PM
Arguing with a kindergarten teacher on the phone because they probably want my son/daughter to buy a laptop. Whilst making two cups of watered down cordial and a Nutella sandwich.

You?
Even though that is a ridiculous question as your girls are close to that age and you'd probably doing what you're doing now.

BienvenuJDC
02-26-2010, 07:31 PM
um...three year olds aren't even close to kindergarten yet...(maybe 5-6 y/o)...

Trying to get them to eat something....well...that's good for them at least...

If you were a chicken trying to escape a WWII chicken coup, how would you get free?

Heathcliff
02-26-2010, 07:35 PM
Pretend to have a disease of some sort. Make all of the other chickens scared of me so the people who would otherwise eat me probably wouldn't want to. And why feed a diseased chicken, they'd hopefully free me.

I was in kindergarten and 2 1/2.

If you were a kindergarten teacher, would you accept a 2 1/2 yrld?

BienvenuJDC
02-26-2010, 07:40 PM
No....here that is called preschool. Our kindergarten has a curriculum far to advanced for a 2 1/2 y/o.

If you were a college professor, would you accept anyone younger than 17 in your classes?

Heathcliff
02-26-2010, 07:43 PM
Yes. I know how I'd feel in their situation. As long as they have proven through previous schooling that they are capable.

Our kindergarten curriculum was painting, learning how to pour our own drinks and they read us stories. I was bored out of my brains by the time I was old enough to go to school at four.

If you were a kindergarten teacher in Australia, would you make it more challenging?

Lacra
02-27-2010, 03:37 PM
Yes, sure I will do. I have already designed a curriculum for an international KG here in Cairo - the children are doing great!

Let's suppose that you are a library. Which book is your best one?

Satan
02-27-2010, 03:49 PM
I have yet to read Marcel Proust's works. So that would be it.

If you were a fighter jet, which one would that be?

Scheherazade
02-27-2010, 05:35 PM
The one that fights least. :p

If you were a month, which one would you be?

Satan
02-27-2010, 05:41 PM
Ninth. It delivers.

If you were a bird, which species would you be?

Scheherazade
02-27-2010, 05:43 PM
A turkey.

If you were a prime number, which one would you be?

Satan
02-27-2010, 05:46 PM
Thirteen. Polanski likes it too.

If you were a book, would you be hardcover or paperback?

JuniperWoolf
02-27-2010, 06:38 PM
Paperback. I'm flexible.

If you were a disney princess, which would you be and why?

Scheherazade
02-27-2010, 06:49 PM
The one from "The Princess and the Frog" (I don't need to explain why, do I? :rolleyes: )

If you were a boardgame, which one would you be?

Heathcliff
02-27-2010, 08:06 PM
Hashami Shogi.

If you were a card game, which?

Nax
03-01-2010, 01:04 AM
card tower building! because im studying architecture:D


If you were a superhero, wat would your power be?

Maryd.
03-01-2010, 01:09 AM
To de-dumb people... And I don't even care if de-dumb isn't even a word... I just want to see everyone, dumber than me for a change!

If you were the wind, which litnetter would you blow down?

DanielBenoit
03-01-2010, 01:15 AM
Toni, so that I can blow her towards Green Bay :p

If you were music, what type would you be?

Nax
03-01-2010, 02:22 AM
ROCK! because I love it, and I rock

If you were an instrument wat would u be?

Pessimistix
03-01-2010, 08:12 AM
A guitar, specifically a Les Paul with great, stonking humbuckers!! I'd look rock n' roll even before you plugged me in!!

If you were a force of nature, which would you be?

Scheherazade
03-01-2010, 08:46 PM
Blizzard.

If you were a type of bread, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
03-01-2010, 08:58 PM
Amish Cinnamon Bread

If you were an ingredient, what ingredient for what dish would you be?

papayahed
03-01-2010, 09:48 PM
Frank's Hot Sauce and I'd be some boneless buffalo chicken wings.


If you were a pair of shoes which would you be?

BibliophileTRJ
03-02-2010, 12:59 AM
http://girlfromthehills.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ruby-slippers-wizard-of-oz.jpg


If you were a part of the human anatomy, which body part would you be?

BienvenuJDC
03-02-2010, 01:00 AM
A brain

If you were a Seuss character, which one would you be?

BibliophileTRJ
03-02-2010, 01:15 AM
The evil Dr. Terwilliker from "The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T."

The idea of holding 500 boys hostage and making them practice piano 24 hours a day 7 days a week amuses me!

If you were a candy, what sweet treat would you be?

BienvenuJDC
03-02-2010, 01:22 AM
A Jolly Rancher...(I'd be happy and have my own horses)

If you were living in the old west, what type of individual would you be (i.e. rancher, farmer, Bostonian, gun slinger)?

papayahed
03-02-2010, 10:30 PM
A saloon owner or whore.


If you were an Olympic sport which would you be?

BienvenuJDC
03-02-2010, 10:31 PM
Cake decorating...

If you were a cake, how would you be decorated?

Maryd.
03-03-2010, 12:39 AM
With popping Candy.

If you were Thing 2, what would you do to become thing 1?

BienvenuJDC
03-03-2010, 12:54 AM
I wouldn't have the desire to become Thing 1...

If you were Thing 1, where did you get your hair done?

BienvenuJDC
03-07-2010, 11:30 PM
Okay....since there are no takers on that one...

If you were a claymation character, which one would you be?

Jackiemaggio
03-13-2010, 03:58 AM
Gromit!

If you were forced to either listen to Justin Bieber or the Jonas Brothers for the rest of your life who would you choose?

BienvenuJDC
03-14-2010, 02:39 AM
Jonas...I actually like them

If you were Gromit, what would you help Wallace (the inventor) make next?

Heathcliff
03-15-2010, 02:08 AM
Automatic cheese-cutter.

If you were a cardboard box, what would be inside?
(I'd be a red button.)

Mariner
03-15-2010, 02:24 AM
An alligator (we've shipped them at my work)

If you were a superhero, which one would you be?

Heathcliff
03-15-2010, 02:26 AM
Uh... Batman. So intelligent... And rich.

If you were a superhero, who?

aliengirl
03-15-2010, 02:28 PM
Spiderman. (I used to play the game so well.)

If you were a disney character, which one would you be?

BienvenuJDC
03-15-2010, 03:21 PM
I would say that it would be Phineas from the new show Phineas and Ferb...

If you were a teen actor who worked for Disney, which one would you be?

papayahed
03-15-2010, 03:23 PM
Annette Funicello


If you were a lake which would you be?

BienvenuJDC
03-15-2010, 06:49 PM
Loch Ness

If you were any fictional character, who would be your best fictional friend?

aliengirl
03-19-2010, 02:23 PM
Dr. Watson.

If you were a fiction writer, who would be you?

BienvenuJDC
03-20-2010, 03:33 PM
I am a fiction writer....just not published...

If you wrote about a particular character, what would his/her name be?

aliengirl
03-27-2010, 02:52 PM
I have not decide the first name yet but the surname would be ...Feathertouch.

If you were left alone at home while your family is away, how would you spend your time?

papayahed
03-27-2010, 10:53 PM
erm same as I do now.


If you were a porn star what would your name be?

JuniperWoolf
03-28-2010, 03:22 AM
Haha, my buddy actually came up with porn names for all of our friends. Try not to blush, now... mine was "Carmen Cream."

If you were a woodland critter, what would you be (and what would you eat)?

papayahed
03-29-2010, 01:10 PM
hahaha great name!

I would be a racoon and I would eat everything.

If you were an MP3 player what musical group/artist would you always skip?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 01:47 PM
Korn


If you were a pious sage, what would be your greatest good?

BienvenuJDC
03-29-2010, 01:54 PM
Bringing a smile to people's faces...

If you were a dog, what would be your favorite scent?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 01:58 PM
Something I used to inhale everyday prior to joining the army.

If you lived on a mountain with no books or electronics, what would you do for fun?

aliengirl
03-29-2010, 02:29 PM
Gaze at clouds during days and during nights at stars.

If you were a detective from a fiction, what would be your name?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 02:34 PM
Too easy. Porfiry Petrovich

If you were a farmer in fiction, who would you be?

BienvenuJDC
03-29-2010, 02:39 PM
James Lockehart, Private Eye

I'd be Farmer Joe Sodcutter

If you lived in the Hundred Acre Wood (with Winnie the Pooh), what kind of character would you be...and what would your name be (not one of the real characters)?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 02:45 PM
I'd like to think I'd be Owl's cousin Pidgeon who like Owl tells stories about all the things I've seen and teaches the others how to get along well in life.

If you were a book what would you be called?

BienvenuJDC
03-29-2010, 02:55 PM
Read Me

If you were a cross between an animal and a type of car, what would you be...and what would people call you?

aliengirl
03-29-2010, 02:55 PM
For Oniw17 - Good question but very difficult to name a single one.Hmm... Maybe "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory".

For Bien - StreetHawk (A hawk and a BMW)

If you were a child in a fiction, what would be your name?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 03:31 PM
Colin Craven believe it or not


If you were a fish what color would you be

aliengirl
03-29-2010, 03:58 PM
Blue and yellow.

If you were a bird what would you be and of which color?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 04:04 PM
I would be a falcon, small, quick, and deadly. brown and white of course.

If you were an author, what emotion would your writing characterise?

BienvenuJDC
03-29-2010, 04:07 PM
An author does not characterize just one emotion...but a myriad of emotions, and a variety of feelings and senses...

If you were one of the characters in one of my stories, what emotion would you want me to focus on?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 04:11 PM
dream-like euphoria coupled with earth-shattering dispair

If you were a character in a book, what emotion would you likely bring to the reader?

aliengirl
03-29-2010, 04:18 PM
I would like to see a gentle smile on the face of the reader. (But it depends upon writer after all.)

If you were a singer which type of song would you choose?

BienvenuJDC
03-29-2010, 04:19 PM
Compassion

aliengirl: jazz

If you were an egg how would you be colored?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 04:22 PM
Normally I'd say some other color, but right now my mind is fixed on the color of a deep violet


If you were a vegetable how would you taste?

BienvenuJDC
03-29-2010, 04:26 PM
I'd use my tongue...

If you were a cartoon mouse, which one would you be?

Oniw17
03-29-2010, 04:28 PM
That's clever

I'd be Jerry



If you were a cartoon cat...

JuniperWoolf
04-01-2010, 01:20 AM
That white kitten from the Aristocats (not the mom, the baby).

How about if you were a cartoon dog?

BienvenuJDC
04-01-2010, 01:41 AM
Hong Kong Phooey

If you were a movie, what would you be about?

JuniperWoolf
04-01-2010, 01:43 AM
I'd be a supernatural ballet film called "Black Swan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_swan_theory)."

If you were a glass figurine, what would you be and what kind of person would own you?

BienvenuJDC
04-01-2010, 01:52 AM
A cat...and a Crooked Magician (you have to read The Patchwork Girl of Oz to understand)

If you lived in Oz, what would you be like?

JuniperWoolf
04-01-2010, 01:54 AM
I'd be the Good Witch of the North.

If you were a stuffed animal, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
04-01-2010, 01:58 AM
Glinda...good choice

A dog with red terry cloth ears...the one that I loved as a child (and still have)

Same ??

JuniperWoolf
04-01-2010, 02:08 AM
A really ragged old beaver, Dave's favorite from his first round of hospital trips.

If you were a scent, which would you be (and would you be natural or synthetic)?

BienvenuJDC
04-01-2010, 02:09 AM
Always natural....burning wood on a campfire

If you were something cooking on that campfire, what would you be?

Jazz_
04-01-2010, 03:09 AM
Damper (mmm... damper)

If you were a hat, what kind would you be?

snowdrop17
04-01-2010, 05:29 AM
A Panama hat.

If you were a tree, which one would you be?

Jazz_
04-01-2010, 08:07 AM
A Eucalyptus

If you were the moon, how full would you be?

aliengirl
04-01-2010, 02:37 PM
The full moon of 14th day.

If you were cell phone, which one would you be?

Haunted
04-01-2010, 02:49 PM
iPhone

if you were a ringtone, which one would you be?

BienvenuJDC
04-01-2010, 05:10 PM
A tune by Evanescense in the Soundtrack to DareDevil My Immortal

If you were a magic act, what would you be?

Haunted
04-01-2010, 06:52 PM
I would disappear before a puff of smoke

if you were a piece of string, what would you be tied up with?

BienvenuJDC
04-01-2010, 10:02 PM
I'd be tied to a bell on a ship...

If you were a dragon, who would be your keeper?

kingoflombards
04-03-2010, 11:44 PM
I would be my keeper.

If you were a college professor, what would(do, to those profs. put there!) you teach

snowdrop17
04-05-2010, 06:05 AM
Applied Linguistics.

If you were an ocean, which one would you be?

Heathcliff
04-06-2010, 01:21 AM
Northern Atlantic. No particular reason.

If you were a series of unfortunate events, who would your victim be?

snowdrop17
04-06-2010, 04:03 PM
Neither you nor your mom, so don't worry dear.

If you were a movie, who would be your lead actor (male/female)?

kiz_paws
04-06-2010, 07:48 PM
I'll go with Jack Nicholson, one never knows ...

If you were an ornament, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
04-07-2010, 12:57 AM
(a lawn ornament) and I'd be a fountain...

If you were a Disney character (other than Mickey Mouse), which one would you be?

Jazz_
04-07-2010, 12:58 AM
Baloo :D

If you were a novel, what genre would you belong to?

BienvenuJDC
04-07-2010, 01:05 AM
Mystery

If you were a character in a mystery, what would your name be?

Jazz_
04-07-2010, 01:15 AM
Hercule Poirot

If you were a murder in a mystery novel, what would be your weapon of choice?

BienvenuJDC
04-07-2010, 01:16 AM
Dry ice

If you were a victim, what motive would be used against you?

Jazz_
04-07-2010, 01:30 AM
Sheer rage and frustration

If you were a detective, what would be your opening question for a witness?

BienvenuJDC
04-07-2010, 01:32 AM
Why are you wearing a tutu in broad daylight in middle of the street?

If you were wearing a tutu in broad daylight in middle of the street, what would your answer be?

Jazz_
04-07-2010, 01:34 AM
My alternate personality must have taken over again - I blacked out.

If you were a tutu - what colour would you be?

BienvenuJDC
04-07-2010, 01:40 AM
Black (or slate gray)

If you were the brother to the person in the tutu, how would you explain it?

Jazz_
04-07-2010, 02:15 AM
He's gay - deal with it ;)

If you were a pair of shoes, what kind would you be?

Scheherazade
04-07-2010, 03:35 AM
Gladiator sandals, probably.

If you were a profession, which one would you be?

The Comedian
04-07-2010, 03:03 PM
A juggler. . .cue the circus music!

If you were an bodily injury, which would you be?

JuniperWoolf
04-07-2010, 04:05 PM
Broken knuckles.

If you were a fish stuck in the suction-y filter thing of your tank, what would you do?

BienvenuJDC
04-07-2010, 05:02 PM
Die

If you were a season (in a particular area of the world), what season and in what location?

Jazz_
04-07-2010, 11:37 PM
Winter in London

If you were a city, what would your main attraction be?

Scheherazade
04-09-2010, 09:01 PM
A zoo.

If you were a lie, who would tell you and would you be about?

BienvenuJDC
04-09-2010, 09:16 PM
"Everything will be okay!" ...from a rescuer about concerning catastrophic events

If you were a mad scientist, what would your scheme be?

papayahed
04-09-2010, 09:48 PM
Colony on Mars


If you were a housplant who's house would you be in?

BienvenuJDC
04-09-2010, 09:53 PM
Not mine (or else I would be dead)

If you were a child, what would your favorite activity be?

Jazz_
04-10-2010, 06:54 AM
Fingerpainting

If you were a type of meat, what kind would you be?

BienvenuJDC
04-11-2010, 12:45 AM
Pork chops

If you were an actor/actress, what kind of movie/play would you star in?

Heathcliff
04-11-2010, 02:09 AM
That guy with the pearly-white smile in those romance comedies.

If you we a vegetable, what colour would you be?

papayahed
04-11-2010, 09:21 AM
Green

If you were a bar(pub) what would be your name?

Heathcliff
04-12-2010, 06:17 AM
The Korky Keg.

If you were a type of drinking glass, which type would you be?

kingoflombards
04-13-2010, 12:01 AM
A mug.


If you were angry, how would you deal with it?

BienvenuJDC
04-13-2010, 12:04 AM
let the water roll off my back...Like a duck

If you were a mouse, what would you crave?

kingoflombards
04-13-2010, 12:05 AM
Silence.




If you were a character from a book, who would you most likely be?

JuniperWoolf
04-14-2010, 09:46 PM
Abby Holland.

Same?

Satan
04-14-2010, 09:52 PM
Meursault

Good question. The same?

Heathcliff
04-25-2010, 04:37 AM
Heathcliff.
(No duh.)

Same?

lostworld
04-27-2010, 08:37 PM
Faye - Secret Circle

If you were a flower what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
04-27-2010, 09:18 PM
Midnight Blue Lobelia

If you were a character from an 80s TV show, which one would you be?

zanna
04-28-2010, 10:51 AM
Grover, from Sesame Street, because I'm always wanting to do cool, superhero-y things, but I'm too clumsy to actually pull them off.

If you were a party decoration, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
04-28-2010, 11:15 AM
confetti (because I am use to being thrown around and walked on)

If you were a puppeteer, what masterpiece of a character would you create?

Indyben
05-03-2010, 06:01 AM
I would create DERPY! the hero of DERPSVILLE!

If you were a Jedi Knight/Sith Lord what would you call yourself and who would you kill first?

BienvenuJDC
05-03-2010, 10:57 AM
I would be Master Jethro Yoda Windu...and I wouldn't want to set out to kill anyone...but I would defend the oppressed, and I would kill to do so.

If you were a Sith, would you be the Master, or the apprentice, and what would your name be?

applepie
05-03-2010, 01:30 PM
I would be the grudging apprentice Darth Irata

If you were a famous magician, who would you be and what is your act?

The Comedian
05-06-2010, 10:51 AM
Turning my coffee cup into 10,000 shares of Apple Computer. That would be sweet!

If you were a bad haircut, what would you look like?

Scheherazade
05-06-2010, 10:12 PM
Probably a bob wishing to be like this:

http://www.latesthairstyle.net/img/bob_hairstyle3.jpg


But in all likelyhood end up looking like this:

http://lanneuworld.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/curly_bob_haircut.jpg

(Hair, not the ladies in the pictures).


If you were a Beatles song, which one would you be?

Maryd.
05-11-2010, 08:49 PM
Let it be!

If you were a book, what one would you be and why?

papayahed
05-11-2010, 10:29 PM
A dictionary because I'd have all the other books in me.

If you were an old movie which would you be?

motherhubbard
05-11-2010, 10:49 PM
The Wizard of Oz There's no place like home :)

If you were an equation what would equal?

Maryd.
05-11-2010, 11:53 PM
2... You do the math...

If were a country, which one would you be?

Nikhar
05-12-2010, 08:29 AM
India, for obvious reasons. ;)

If you were a dog, which breed would you be?

Maryd.
05-12-2010, 08:32 AM
Sorry to my avatar, but I would not be a cavialier... I would be a Golden Retriever... I love the them thehy are so obedient and active. I need my daily walk.

If you were a subject at shcool, which one would you be?

Nikhar
05-12-2010, 08:33 AM
Computers! Yay, I love it soooooo much. :D

If you were a quote, which one would you be?

Maryd.
05-12-2010, 08:47 AM
The one I use.

If you were a motorvehicle, what type would you be?

BienvenuJDC
05-12-2010, 08:55 AM
A Fire Rescue...whenever it's in use, it's there to help

If you were a field of crops, what would you be?

Maryd.
05-12-2010, 09:47 AM
Sugar Cane.

If you were a helicopter, where would you fly too?

BienvenuJDC
05-12-2010, 10:42 AM
Through the canyons...

If you were a hobbit, what would your name be?

Maryd.
05-12-2010, 05:20 PM
Tiny. (Sorry I'm vertically challenged)

If you were poplular personallity, who would you be?

Heathcliff
05-12-2010, 09:08 PM
"A woman is like a teabag; you never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water." - Elanor Roosevelt.

Same.

BienvenuJDC
05-12-2010, 09:19 PM
James Stewart

If you were a fictional character, who would it be?

Heathcliff
05-12-2010, 09:36 PM
Heathcliff.

If you were a penguin, where would you fly?

Maryd.
05-12-2010, 10:04 PM
Ah, do they fly... To a secret destination...

If you were a circus performer, who would you be?

BienvenuJDC
05-12-2010, 11:23 PM
Tightrope walker pushing a wheel barrel across the rope......with you in it...

If you were in that wheel barrel, what would you do?

Maryd.
05-13-2010, 05:59 AM
Pray that you are a good tight rope walker.

If you were me (an editor), would you send your own work off to another editor to edit, for you?

papayahed
05-13-2010, 09:54 PM
Yes

If you were a soda pop what flavor would you be?

The Comedian
05-13-2010, 10:00 PM
Grape

If you were a booger, would you be in a tissue or on your finger?

papayahed
05-13-2010, 10:05 PM
finger

If you were a perfume which brand would you be?

BienvenuJDC
05-13-2010, 10:09 PM
Eau de Toilette (it just sounds funny)

If you were a famous wizard, who would you be?

The Comedian
05-14-2010, 03:17 PM
Rasputin

If you were a word, which would you be?

BienvenuJDC
05-14-2010, 03:29 PM
Me

If you were a famous General, who would you be fighting for?

Delta40
05-14-2010, 04:29 PM
human rights

if you were an accountant who would be your favourite client?

BienvenuJDC
05-15-2010, 11:32 PM
no one...(I am an accountant...and I don't want to keep anyone's books)

If you were a comic artists, what would you draw?

papayahed
05-16-2010, 10:22 AM
Peanuts

If you were a song which would you be?

Maryd.
05-17-2010, 10:55 PM
Girls just Want to Have Fun by Cindy Lauper

If you were a rose, which colour would you be?

BienvenuJDC
05-17-2010, 11:24 PM
Purple

If you were a child star, which one would you be?

Maryd.
05-18-2010, 01:44 AM
Michael Jackson.

If you were a pop singer, which one would you be?

stephofthenight
05-18-2010, 02:46 AM
orianti

if you where a fairy which would you be

Maryd.
05-18-2010, 02:48 AM
Um, don't know many fairies... probably Tinkerbell.

If you were a country, which one would you be?

stephofthenight
05-18-2010, 02:55 AM
Argentina.....

if you where a president where would you rule?

Maryd.
05-18-2010, 03:04 AM
My own land... Even though we don't have presidents, I would like to stay here.

If you were a sport which one would you be?

stephofthenight
05-18-2010, 05:39 PM
cheerleading...

if you where one of the seven wonders what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
05-18-2010, 05:44 PM
The pyramids...full of traps

If you were one of those traps, what would you be?

snape
05-22-2010, 06:53 AM
I would be a hole dug into the ground, then hidden to camoflouge into the contrast of the floor.

if you were a hole in the ground, who would you like to trap.

Jesterhead
05-22-2010, 06:59 AM
http://photo.vixdata.com/data/media/photo/medium/2e2/2e20ebf6-3660-466a-ad63-83f4b2435da3.jpg these two idiots.. and I mean forever.

If you were a philosophical quote which one would you be?

Heathcliff
05-22-2010, 08:24 AM
"I think therefore I am." - Des Cartes.

Maryd.
05-22-2010, 05:43 PM
If you were a dog, which breed would you be?

papayahed
05-22-2010, 05:56 PM
Beagle

If you were a star Wars character which would you be?

Scheherazade
05-22-2010, 06:06 PM
R2-D2, of course!

If you were a birthday gift for a man, what would you be?

BienvenuJDC
05-22-2010, 06:40 PM
A new pocket knife (not Swiss Army...just simple and reliable)

If you were a pocket knife, what would you look like?

papayahed
05-22-2010, 07:21 PM
Pink and I'd definately have a corkscrew.

If you were an Amercian professional baseball team which would you be?

Jesterhead
05-23-2010, 04:00 AM
New York Yankees

If you were an NFL team which one would you be?

kiz_paws
05-23-2010, 11:13 PM
New Orleans Saints

If you were a costume, describe yourself...

BienvenuJDC
05-23-2010, 11:42 PM
Brown leather jacket, khaki pants, tan shirt, brown leather shoes, brown leather belt, fedora, whip and revolver...

If you were wearing that costume, what would you be doing next?

papayahed
05-24-2010, 01:28 AM
Not snake wrangling.


If you were a couch what fabric would you be made of?

Heathcliff
06-03-2010, 04:37 AM
Cream leather. Yea!

If you were shoes, what type?

Haunted
06-03-2010, 10:48 AM
over-the-knee stiletto boots

if you were a pair of slippers, what do you look like?

BienvenuJDC
06-03-2010, 11:04 AM
Ratty and worn

If you were breakfast, what would you be?

aliengirl
06-03-2010, 02:31 PM
Mango or strawberry milk shake

If you were a book which one would you be?

BienvenuJDC
06-03-2010, 11:42 PM
um....uh...Les Miserables :rolleyes:

If you were a facial expression, which one would it be?

Maximilianus
06-04-2010, 02:05 AM
Disillusion, maybe, or perhaps an expression of wonder, depending on particular mood.

If you were a method to repel uncertainty, which would you be?

Beautifull
06-04-2010, 02:51 PM
Confidence?...Idk.

If you were a musical instrument, which would you be?

BienvenuJDC
06-04-2010, 02:53 PM
The bongos...

If you were a character in Alice in Wonderland, who would you be?

aliengirl
06-04-2010, 02:54 PM
Beautifull: A harp.

Bien: Alice

If you were a character in the Three Musketeers, who would you be?

Maximilianus
06-04-2010, 05:16 PM
Anyone but Richelieu. Such a mean fellow :nono:

If you were a character in Arthurian legends, who would you be?

Jazz_
06-04-2010, 11:59 PM
Not sure, maybe the Lady of the Lake?

If you were an item of clothing, what would you be?

Maximilianus
06-05-2010, 12:34 AM
Probably a Texan hat, though I could be anything I guess... except for socks... just in case... :p

If you were a sailing ship, which type would you like to be?

Nikhar
06-05-2010, 12:41 AM
Probably a Texan hat, though I could be anything I guess... except for socks... just in case... :p

If you were a sailing ship, which type would you like to be?

Here, this looks magnificient

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d8/Colombian_Training_Ship_ARC_%22Gloria%22.jpg/400px-Colombian_Training_Ship_ARC_%22Gloria%22.jpg

If you were a operating system, which one would you be?

BienvenuJDC
06-05-2010, 12:47 AM
DOS (yeah, I'm that simple)

If you were a donut, what kind would you be?

Beautifull
06-05-2010, 12:55 AM
the ones with the sprinkled thingies on it. I'm so colorful!

If you were a flower, what type would you be?

Jazz_
06-05-2010, 12:58 AM
A Gerbera

If you were a horse, what kind would you be? (breed and/or racing/working/etc)

Maximilianus
06-05-2010, 01:01 AM
A wild Mustang :nod:

If you were a queen/king, which country would you like to rule?

Beautifull
06-05-2010, 01:02 AM
Jazz:A Stallion(even if I am a girl). I want to be only ridden and only who I choose.

Max:ummm...SOme unknown land...I think.

If you were a bird, which would you be?

Jazz_
06-05-2010, 01:04 AM
A Sparrow

If you were a season, which one would you be?

Beautifull
06-05-2010, 01:04 AM
Fall.

If you were a sport, whick would you be?

Maximilianus
06-05-2010, 01:06 AM
No one.

If you were snow, where would you like to fall?

Jazz_
06-05-2010, 01:09 AM
On a beautiful mountain...

If you were a tree, what kind would you be?

Beautifull
06-05-2010, 01:10 AM
MAx:In the forest. It's beautifull when the forest is white.

JAzz:umm.. weeping willow

If you were a alarm clock, what kind of noise would you make?

Jazz_
06-05-2010, 01:12 AM
Brrrring!!!

If you were a car, would you be sporty or practical?

Maximilianus
06-05-2010, 01:24 AM
Practical :nod:

If you were a truck, would you be a Mack or a Scania?

Jazz_
06-05-2010, 01:30 AM
Mack

If you were a motorbike, what kind would you be?

Maximilianus
06-05-2010, 01:34 AM
The world's fastest Indian :)

If you were an aircraft, would you be a fighter or a civilian one?

Beautifull
06-05-2010, 01:36 AM
civilian.

If you were a article of clothing, what would you be?

Jazz_
06-05-2010, 01:37 AM
A warm scarf

If you were a hunter, what would be your prey?