The New Alphabetical Story Game

[rabid reader]

Rabid Reader contiues to chew his popcorn slowly as Mililali XXIV continues to rant about bald woman, "Shhhh, I'm watching for swear words!" he scolds.

[kathycf]

"Shush" Susan said, stridently.

[rabid reader]

The television was suddenly struck by a smooth alitteration.

[kathycf]

Usually, that is the case with televisions.


Putting his television remote back on the table the titles Kathy, Oh How She's Bald appear on the screen in front of him, Rated R it reads
I thought I sued to have that story banned! *calls attorney*

[Mililalil XXIV]

Verily, verily, and more than purely possibly, I - line!

[rabid reader]

"Why, oh why do you tease me with such intelligence, when forth I know you are just a screen and those people just electrons." RR yells at his television.

[kathycf]

Xena warrior princess strolled into the room, waving a chakram.

[rabid reader]

"You!" Rabid yells, as he charges her wielding ab empty bag of potateo chips, "Aylililililil".

[kathycf]

Zing! The sound of a chakram whacking a head.

[rabid reader]

"Ah," Rabid says well on the ground recuperating and rubbing his head, "I really thought I had you there... too bad."

[kathycf]

"Banana Split?" offered Xena, in an attempt to make up to RR for whacking his head.

[rabid reader]

Curiously enough RR took the banana and eat it, which surprise sceintist since couch potateos usally never eat fruit. "Very wel" they began to say behind a two-way mirror, "Very Well."

[Mililalil XXIV]

Donuts were on the list, but now turnips.

[kathycf]

EEeewwww,I think I prefer doughnuts over turnips, thank you very much. I will leave the turnips to Aimus. :D

[RJbibliophil]

"Food should be appropriately distributed, do you not agree?" remarked Xena.

[kathycf]

Gabrielle answered "Sure, why not? As long as I get doughnuts! "

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Here, Gabrielle," offered the server of un-nutted dough rings.

[kathycf]

"Indeed" snorted Xena, "Gabrielle gets all the best dough based pastries."

[kathycf]

Jeez, what happened to the Alphabet game?

[Susan Sonnen]

"Kinda bit the dust, it seems," said Gabrielle through bites of dough based pastries.

[keizi]

'please sir that all cant be my name' said the python to Omar

[keizi]

'Pliz sir is all that my name?' the python asked omar

[bouquin]

"Kinda bit the dust, it seems," said Gabrielle through bites of dough based pastries.



"Let's revive it then," suggested Xena.

[islandclimber]

"maybe if we eat more oranges, we'll have enough energy!" responded nacho.

[naomi moon]

No, I refuse to tell his secrets.

[rachel_bookworm]

Only a person like you would say that!

[Sarasvati21]

Perhaps that is because I am the only decent Secret Keeper in this region.

[islandclimber]

well at least I am really good at gossiping!!!! so there!!!

[naomi moon]

Xena!! It's too late, you can't help him.

[2and2make4]

you can't seriously think that, now can you?

[Ydfkdy]

:lol:Zepplin has come to save the day, "let's go to the zoo..."

[Silas Thorne]

Adam looked for apples that weren't bitter to bite.

[maraki16]

because he likes sweets and he hardly finds apples that are sweet enough for him.

[LostPrincess13]

Craving for something that would satisfy his hunger, he went to the orchard just outside of town.

[PabloQ]

"Damn", he said as he bit not only into the bitterest apple of all time, but half of a worm.

[ashley_bergman]

Even Johnny from down the road can find decent apples, but not me.

[JackieGinger]

Fee-fi-fo-fum, if only I could learn from Johnny, the Englishman. :D

[neilgee]

Go will I around the quiet orchard, you won't be disturbed and I won't be tortured

[Heathcliff]

Have mercy on us both, the terrors will come to all otherwise.

[neilgee]

I have an idea that new ambitions with all their attendant terrors will arrive

[Maryd.]

Just as soon as the sun sets

[neilgee]

Kick-starting our souls with adrenalin, new ambitions are here.

[Maryd.]

Listen and wait patiently for the **** to crow

[neilgee]

My riches rise as my reputation stalls, the people I run with have alot of balls.

[NewY0rkGiRl4eVa]

Nothing That i can do to help you out ...

[neilgee]

Ooh Doctor! Is there no help at all? Was my rise into riches a death-sentence then?

[Maryd.]

Probably, though, if you took more care of your heart you wouldn't have arrived to this state.

[Heathcliff]

Question is, what am I supposed to do about it now?

[neilgee]

Ruin may be the only cure for all this high living, abit less take abit more giving lol

[Heathcliff]

Seems rather profitable.

[Maryd.]

Time to make a change.

[JackieGinger]

Undoubtedly it is, but how could I make the first step?!

[Maryd.]

Very interesting question...

[Heathcliff]

What a shame it is, to hide from your dreams.

[Maryd.]

Xenophobia, could be the cause of your anxiety.

[neilgee]

You can't possibly know that, in my dream I saw a winged bat

[Maryd.]

Zodiacs and dreams, that is all you talk about.

[neilgee]

Aah no! It can't be true, for all I think about is you

[Heathcliff]

Being constantly in someone's thoughts willmake you sneeze.

[Maryd.]

Call her before midnight and win her heart.

[neilgee]

Date each other for a year and see if it ends in tears

[Maryd.]

Even if it does, it is better to have loved and lost than to, not have loved at all...

[neilgee]

For there is no love that's bad news unless it gets its wired fused

[Maryd.]

Given a moment in time, one can change their mind.

[neilgee]

Hale and healthy are that pair
They don't drink and will not swear

[Maryd.]

Instead they steal and fight, alas to be caught in the middle of the night.

[neilgee]

Joyous world and unbridled night, fearful hearts are dynamite

[Maryd.]

Kind thoughts migrate, to be specific, they retaliate.

[neilgee]

Love in complete control, bobbing and weaving with a body roll

[Maryd.]

Make love not war, affairs of the heart are not poor.

[neilgee]

No moaning oafs or tardy toffs, the cauterwauling's got to stop

[Maryd.]

On top of the mountain there's a clear view, it's the beginning of something bold and new.

[Heathcliff]

People look down on that sort of shouting.

[neilgee]

Quietly cools the snow-clad mountain, how late it is...

[Maryd.]

Reach for the stars, do not fear time.

[Heathcliff]

See those children still caterwauling.

[neilgee]

Take them for a picnic and relax, don't panic...

[Maryd.]

Understand their need to explore.

[Heathcliff]

Vigorous excercise should help to burn off all of that energy.

[neilgee]

When we've finished eating we can all build sand-castles

[Maryd.]

Xenophobic, I advise against it.

[neilgee]

You're giving me advice? Ah, if only xenophobia were my only vice

[Maryd.]

Zany as you are, I envy you.

[neilgee]

Alphabets in endless loop, I think I'll try some alphabet soup

[Maryd.]

Better get it right, or we will get into a grammar fight.

[neilgee]

Carping over commas? I'm afraid I dinnae wanna

[as my Scottish friends would say]

[Maryd.]

Dealing in issues of literature, grammar is - but an english fixture.

[neilgee]

English is so gallant and in-demand, spoken softly in accents it soothes the mind

[Maryd.]

Fearless we are at the common sounds, of earthmoving poets and writers alike.

[neilgee]

Going through words like a machine gone bezerk until I realise this is never going to work

[Maryd.]

Having read and re-read, I am almost at the end of my teather.

[neilgee]

I slow my pace down like a feather falling in slow motion

[Maryd.]

Jealousy exists within my heart, for thee, with a peaceful mind.

[neilgee]

Kindly retract your jealousy, dear, for twas a play on words and means nothing, I fear

[Maryd.]

Leave my heart and enter my head, for only you know the truth.

[neilgee]

My God! How do I get in there? Is there a door, & where will I sit? Is there a chair?

[Maryd.]

No, you must enter through the sixth sense.

[neilgee]

Oh I see, well that's easy, I'll switch my other five off and commune with the sixth, cough

[Maryd.]

Perfect, now enter slowly, you mustn't do any damage as I need my brains... (:lol::lol:)

[neilgee]

Quite tidy in here, isn't it? I can't find the settee! Where do I sit?

[Maryd.]

Really my good man, it is an honour to enter, one must stand for respect.

[neilgee]

Sitting down is my usual thing [so lazy], but for you I'll stand just so, ting-a-ling [you amaze me]

[Maryd.]

Today you witness the truth with your own blue eyes and thus will broaden your heart.

[neilgee]

Utterly broadened: my heart and brain; so collides does our loss and our gain

[Maryd.]

Visual reality is to the mind, but virtual reality is true to one's heart.

[neilgee]

World is reality and the world is our brain, ours to lose, regain again

[Maryd.]

(Why do I always get stuck with the X?:rolleyes:)

X marks the spot, so it seems.

[neilgee]

Yes 26 letters devoured in pairs

[Maryd.]

Zero, is all I have come up with for the next sentence.

[Heathcliff]

A new alphabet begins and as a story unfolds.

[Maryd.]

Before your loyal eyes, you only see what you want...

[aliengirl]

Can you describe the wonders you are watching?

[millymichaelson]

Description seems impossible, words don't accompany such wonders.

[Maryd.]

Every time I wake up I wake up to the wonders of the world

[aliengirl]

Far away the horizon is lit up with a crimson light...

[Maryd.]

Glowing so admirably in your blue eyes.

[snowdrop17]

Hey, what a lovely morning!

[Maryd.]

Is this the time to mention...

[aliengirl]

Just what I've been keeping, locked in my heart....

[BienvenuJDC]

Kept for the special individual seeking...

[snowdrop17]

Love, but unsuccessfully...

[Maryd.]

Moaning to deaf ears.

[neilgee]

Never knowing the turmoil within...

[janesmith]

Or am I just deceiving myself?

[Maryd.]

Who knows? But I must make a decision and it must be tonight, by the...

[neilgee]

I think it's supposed to be P, Mary, then Q :lol:

People kid themselves all the time...

[Maryd.]

(Sorry... Too many wines)

Quick let them hide in shame.

[neilgee]

Respiring at a rapid rate

[Maryd.]

Sending stupid messages to one another.

[BienvenuJDC]

Totally tanked on tequila, the barmaid tripped.

[Maryd.]

Under a coconut tree and a number of coconuts landed on the head of a handsome Englishman, knocking him out cold.

[Jazz_]

Very soon after obtaining this violent blow to the head, the vivacious Englishman regained his vigor and ventured to walk on.

[Maryd.]

Weak and angry, he came across a large mountain...

[Jazz_]

Xyloid objects lay at the base among strange Xanthic rocks, and he walked closer to see what they were.

[Maryd.]

Young children lined up in a row, from tallest to youngest... They were sweet, adorable and...

[dafydd manton]

zoologically flawed. Each had a green

[Jazz_]

Apron on so that they were allowed to...

[de Renal]

Bake the cake without asking if there's sugar in the cupboard, and of course...

[dafydd manton]

coming up to the carnival the cupboard was

[de Renal]

donated to the siamese sisters who were attached to eachother with the head and, being disabled to have a normal kitchen, wanted to...

[dafydd manton]

effect a cure that would enable

[de Renal]

furious powers of the universe to put a spell on them and disengage their joints into

[dafydd manton]

great, gelatinous lumps of

[de Renal]

hiddeous, mashy substance which was, after the impact, leaking down the walls, colouring them purple and black, smelling of..

[dafydd manton]

iodine, well known for it's properties as

[de Renal]

justified medicine to heal the open chest wounds which appeared after the carnival left and

[dafydd manton]

kept going on the open roda, till it reached

[de Renal]

liverpool, and stopped for a rest in the abandoned factory full of

[dafydd manton]

mangled machinery, which had once been used in the manufacture of

[de Renal]

napalm and radioactive weapon, which caused highest mortal rates in Europe ever since

[dafydd manton]

Oliver Cromwell, although he thought that napalm was

[de Renal]

used for ladies makeup after wild parties thrown by the most important person of that time who

[Maryd.]

used for ladies makeup after wild parties thrown by the most important person of that time who

Dear renal, you missed the letters p-t... Ah well never mind, I start where you left off.

very kindly shared here make up tips with all male politicians in office.

[neilgee]

why they did this was a mystery because

[dafydd manton]

Xantippe, the wife of Socrates had suggested

[de Renal]

Dear renal, you missed the letters p-t... Ah well never mind, I start where you left off.

very kindly shared here make up tips with all male politicians in office.

Aaargh, I beg your pardons - this heat burnt my brains!
:mad5:
Thanks!

... yawning, in order to fix the problems which started to occupy the minds of the greatest

[dafydd manton]

zoologists the world had ever seen.

[Maryd.]

Asking himself, 'why on earth was there an elephant in his mother-in law's lounge room?'

[de Renal]

Because, every time he looked around himself, he saw his reflection in mirrors, ceilings, floors, even on the tapestries hanging on the walls, picturing horses, dogs and people hunting foxes and having fun while doing it; he realized that eventually he would have to quit the habit of...

[dafydd manton]

coming home and gawping mindlessly around the

[de Renal]

dark, round table, which reminded him of the times when he could come home, sit in his armchair, light his pipe and feel the tobacco's strong aroma filling his nostrils and making his brains softly numb, distorting the images of the day into

[dafydd manton]

ethereal images, that intertwined, ebbing and flowing like...

[de Renal]

feathers through the air, gently and slowly falling on the carpet, covering it like smooth, silky blanket and tickling his feet until he

[dafydd manton]

grew tired of the sensation and

[de Renal]

hearing the sounds from the basement, went down to check if anyone was there, holding the knife in one hand and a hat in the other, nervously pulling the

[dafydd manton]

irritating strands of hair from his eyes. Suddenly, in the corner,..

[de Renal]

just when he was about to attack, he spotted a giant, hairy spider, winking with eyelashes and asking him in a sweet, sweet tone of voice: "Honey, is this the way to Disneyland? Would you care joining me for a ride"?, and moving the hips so sternly that the only thing he could do was to

[EJMathews]

Kick it away, screaming, "is it on me, is it on me?" Unfortunately, all this noise and action

[Maryd.]

Led the army to believe there was a battle on and so they sent in their troops... But who knew they would...

[ReadingElmo]

much illprepared for duty. They were without proper training and the laundry seargent had washed all their underthings in.....

[Maryd.]

Nectarine juice, so soldiers couldn't run. They were forced to take their underclothing off and run...

[Jazz_]

Over the over-sized oval shaped hill, where they found...

[kiki1982]

Possibly it is no very great surprise, but they found the top of the hill and below it a great, green, sunny valley.

[Jazz_]

Quite unsurprised by the hill, they decided to...

[XaSp18]

Run to the nearest river and enjoyed the view.

[Bleeding Pawn]

Being so occupied in enjoying the view, they forgot why they were here in the first place. So,with a heavy heart, they retraced back there steps to the top of the hill and then.....

[OnePlus]

Suddenly they fell down the hill, rolling over and over and over during long minutes without control, finally ending with a big splash both submerged in the river...

[XaSp18]

Trying to get up from the big fall, they eventually pulled each other down.

[OnePlus]

Under the water they discovered something incredible...

[XaSp18]

Victoriously, they managed to find a golden treasure chest

[OnePlus]

What is this? they asked to each other at the same time, unnecessarily because they already knew the answer...

[XaSp18]

"Xylophone?" one of them asked but the other one shook his head.

[OnePlus]

Years going to concerts and you don't distinguish a xylophone from a marimba...

[Calidore]

"Zounds! You'd think I'd know that by now."

[Bleeding Pawn]

But one of them knew that they were all wrong, the truth was that none....

[Calidore]

...could play any instrument worth a damn anyway.

[Bleeding Pawn]

and here they were, thinking they created a masterpiece of a symphony out of sonnet.

[Calidore]

Drying off, they examined the rest of the chest's contents.

[kiz_paws]

Evidently there were emeralds, each encased in gold

[cacian]

for a while everything looked tempting

[tailor STATELY]

Gadzooks, a hidden compartment !!!






thinking of dafy & Maryd

[cacian]

handle with care!!

[kiz_paws]

Ideally all chests have hidden compartments, but the question was.....

[tailor STATELY]

... just what could be more valuable to the original owner than what was already found ?

[Danik 2016]

Locked in one of the chests there was...

[tailor STATELY]

... oops, missed K... continuing where you left off...

magnificence - the lost Florentine Diamond, fully intact !

[Danik 2016]

Sorry!:blush:
Not believing my eyes...

[tailor STATELY]

overlooking the fact that I was holding my breath from astonishment I staggered...

[cacian]

perhaps it was too much to bear all at once :svengo:

[tailor STATELY]

Questioning my good luck I carefully cradled the gem in my right hand...

[cacian]

remembering not to drop it !!!!!:aureola:

[kiz_paws]

Shoot! There it streams, lost in the symmetry of …..

[tailor STATELY]

trancey emanations from the gem I found my consciousness perceiving another world or dimension in which I had entered leaving the river and treasure chest behind, but still in possession of the gem.

[kiz_paws]

Under the rainbow I felt myself floating and floating, useless under the spell of the gem.

[tailor STATELY]

Vaguely, ever so vaguely, I became aware of other beings cautiously approaching me and they...

[cacian]

wilfully somehow slowly disappeared out of view....

[tailor STATELY]

Xenophobia was the last thing on my mind as I watched their diaphanous clad forms finally vanish.

[kiz_paws]

Yesterday seemed far away, and yet, as I struggled against the power of the gem, I caught sight of

[Danik 2016]

Zero zomboruks,zodiacal zebras, zombie-like Zoe.

[kiz_paws]

Alas, the zodiacal zebras all commenced braying all at once and.....

[Danik 2016]

...braved the bees, bears and boars that appeared in the horizon.

[tailor STATELY]

Carefully, I oriented my gaze to the gem to offset my vertigo and tried to gain a modicum of self control as I...

[kiz_paws]

Dug a hole in the dirt to trip up the massive stampede of zebras, bees, bears and boars.....

[tailor STATELY]

effectively forestalling my imminent demise from the onslaught.

[kiz_paws]

Falling faster and faster, the herd of foolish animals faded into the pit prepared for them and I could then forage....

[tailor STATELY]

guided purely by intuition in what was rapidly becoming twilight.

[kiz_paws]

Heading forward, hearing the hideous din of the trapped beasts, I hopped over branches, clutching the gem.

[tailor STATELY]

I wandered through what could best be compared to sweet smelling sword ferns and moss searching for shelter.

[kiz_paws]

Just as I found my oasis......

[tailor STATELY]

keenly aware of my vulnerability I...

[kiz_paws]

leaped over a large lantern, which was lit, and

[tailor STATELY]

made myself at home sitting on a pile of supple skins nearby.

[kiz_paws]

Nothing could disturb my sleep,

[tailor STATELY]

Off I slumbered into the "night", unaware I was no longer alone.

[kiz_paws]

Prodding me gently with its head, I awoke to a pretty pony perched beside me.

[tailor STATELY]

Quickly coming to my senses I surveyed the rest of my surroundings.

[kiz_paws]

Realizing the pony was gentle, I hopped on his back and rode.....

[tailor STATELY]

sauntering through the surreal landscape that lay before us we made good progress toward what looked like a village in the distance.

[kiz_paws]

The timid pony made his way toward the settlement.

[tailor STATELY]

Undaunted, I urged the pony forward and we entered an enclave where delightsome smells emanated from - accentuating my hunger.

[kiz_paws]

Very cautiously, I veered little pony a little closer,

[tailor STATELY]

when a clamoring of bells filled the air startling the pony into rearing and spilling me into the lane with my gem skittering past my immediate grasp.

[kiz_paws]

X-ray vision is what I required, to find that precious gem …

[tailor STATELY]

Yielding to my inner anguish I yelled aloud - instantly regretting doing so.

[kiz_paws]

Zen... I need to practice self control, as a herd of dreadful yaks rushed forth, making the search for the precious gem all the more difficult.

[tailor STATELY]

An abattoir for yaks (and who knows what else) is what I had chanced upon. Now centered, I returned to the task of locating the gem.

[kiz_paws]

Behold! Beautiful gem just ahead, but bearded yaks butted front and back...

[tailor STATELY]

Carefully, not wishing to hurt the doomed infernal beasts, I careened toward the gem as best I could.