The New Alphabetical Story Game

[Scheherazade]

Since it has been some time since the other game, I will start a new one. The aim of the game is to write a story with each sentence begining with consequent letters of the alphabet.


After finishing my dinner, I turned the television on.

(next sentence should begin with letter B.)

[shortysweetp]

Before I went to bed, I visited this forum.

[Jay]

Certainly I forgot to do something before going to bed.

[Taliesin]

Does it really matter, whether i remember what i didn't do or not, for i visited the forum and thus nothing else matters?

[Bandini]

Existential ennui engulfed every extremity of my egregious ego. Entropy! :rage:

(Doesn't the smiley go?!)

[Scheherazade]

Forlornly, I lied in my bed.

[blp]

Great, I thought, now I can't even be honest in my own bed.

[papayahed]

Harry!! I yelled, don't forget to feed the fish, whew I remembered what I had forgotten, now I could sleep the sleep of the just..

[Bandini]

...Iguanas! I forget the Iguanas! And, ****, the fish - I only remembered to feed them, Ididn't actually do it, and I'm out of 'YummyFish' and I'm out of 'Iguanafull'...hey! Iguanas will thrive on all that Omega 3 - right kids?

[papayahed]

Jumpin' jehosaphats, I also forgot the Iguanas. That's it, in the morning I shall find new homes for all the animals.

[Scheherazade]

'Knight in shining armour, maybe, would come and find me then...' I thought.

[Jay]

Late, too late... the fish are gone, the Iguanas left as well... said something about an owner who rememberes to feed them, they were beastly to me anyway (hinty :p)

[kilted exile]

Maybe I'll get something more interesting from the pet store tomorrow, perhaps a nice python

[Scheherazade]

'Now, what would I name my python?', I wondered.

[baddad]

"Obey obligations of obsequious or obtuse obedience odiferious Mister python" ordered Omar.

[Snukes]

Perhaps Omar, with his clever commands and witty turns of phrase, would know just the right name for my python.

[baddad]

Quailing quoter quacks, "Quite a quandary quoting quiet questions. Python's name? QUIP"

[Scheherazade]

'Rather unusual name for a python, no doubt', I thought.

[papayahed]

Slithered the Python did, closer and closer to my neck.

[Snukes]

Too many people who keep pythons as pets have no idea how to wear them. I hope I am not one of those.

[Bandini]

"Unlikely! You are one of the best Python petters I have ever known - and you wear them well. A little old fashioned, but that's alright." Said Uncle Uriah, undulating his unctuous utterance. No one had noticed him until now.

[Scheherazade]

Very slowly I turned towards my uncle, whom I hadn't seen in two years, wondering what he was doing standing next to my bed and how he knew what I was thinking.

[Snukes]

"Wonderful news! Haven't you heard?" he boomed. "Passed my psychic exam today. Now back to your fascination with snakes..."

[Acidic dream]

"Xander," I said, "If you are considerably psychic then what is my Python's name?"

[Scheherazade]

'You know my name is not Xander,' said Uncle Uriah. ;)

[Acidic dream]

"Zoo's are fun you know, Uncle Uriah. Xander is what I call you behind your back," I settled down to sleep that fine night.

[Scheherazade]

And I could have slept through the night if it weren't for that...

[baddad]

....big blistering boo-boo bouncing bravely below Bob's brow.

[Scheherazade]

Curiousity got the better of me as I had to know who Bob was.

[Veritas]

Dimly remembering that I met Bob at the bar a few hours ago I talked myself into dozing off.

[baddad]

Eventually, every evening, envigorating ethereal escapes end, ermine eyes encounter equilibrium, equanimity. I awake.

[Scheherazade]

Failing to fall asleep again, I got up and decided to...

[baddad]

....gently germinate genderless germs generating germanium.

[Jay]

Humming silently (and off tune ;)) I proceeded down the hall because I remembered I wanted to...

[Scheherazade]

invite my friends for a dinner party on Saturday because...

[Rachy]

Justice must be done to their perfect....

[baddad]

...kale. Kaffee-klatch keeners know karma, kudo kismet. Knowledge.......

[amuse]

...loves luscious lollipops lollygagging lazily, languidly & laughingly.
:p

[Nightshade]

Maybe if I stoped thinking in aliteration I'd be able to sleep for once...

[Rachy]

Night can be so lonely when you can't sleep....

[Jay]

... over and over thinking about anything and nothing at the same time, unable to switch off and just sleep.

[Nightshade]

Periodically I see white rabbits who wave at me ...

[Jay]

... quietly hopping all around my room munching carrots.

[Molko]

Red, yellow, purple and blue rabbits - everywhere! everywhere!

[Jay]

Sadly enough, after having finished their carrots off, they all just disappeared, leaving me in the room to my thoughts, alone again.

[Molko]

Thinking, thinking, thinking....so many incoherent thoughts filtering through my mind. Without the bunnies, there's nothing to keep my mind occupied...

[Jay]

Until the miniature pink elephants came!

[Molko]

Very interesting... I thought to myself....Where are these weird animals coming from?

[Jay]

Wilderness? nah, can't be, they're too fantastic(al?) to be real, am I awake and seeing things or I'm asleep and dreaming about being awake and seeing things?

[Rachy]

Xcalibar then appears in front of my face. I know not what to do!

[Nightshade]

"Yes! touch the sword touch it I say" says the creepy witch from sleeping beauty...

[baddad]

..."Zee sword is zee tool for cutting zee apple" hissed the witch in her heavily accented English.

[snehil]

and everyone around looked....stunned...

[Nightshade]

but then a little voice piped up and shouted "catch theif!!!!"

[Bianca Fransen]

Catch theif? I want to act on all these strange encounters, but am frozen to the spot.. It seems my mind is playing tricks on me?

[Adelheid]

"Das is Good!" shouted the little voice again... it seemed to come from...

[baddad]

my shoe!! But how could that be??......

[adilyoussef]

"For that you have missed 'E' I shall punish you" said Albert to his little sister who was reading from her book some letters.

[papayahed]

Goodness sakes! Albert exclaimed. "E" is a very important letter, it's a vowel!!!

[NNoah3]

Hurry up! Albert said. We need to find the "E"; Where did you hide it?

[Nightshade]

"I did no such thing", each word was puncuated by a slap to the back of the head

[Adelheid]

Just as the 20th slap to the back of the head was about to occur, something unusual happened hat gave him a big fright...

[adilyoussef]

"Katty" he called out loud to the amazement of everybody witnesing.

[NNoah3]

Leonard thought, "I am going to lose her". Oh God!, I don't want to lose her....

[adilyoussef]

"My love...." he wrote in a piece of paper but he could not finish his thought for the idea of losing her clang to his mind.

[adilyoussef]

Never bother himself again, he through out the piece of paper in front of him and looked at the fire.

[adilyoussef]

On the far end of the table his sister still looking at her book trying to find the letter 'E'.

[Nightshade]

"Put down the book " Said the Masked letter holding a gun.

[NNoah3]

Quickly, repeated the masked letter, seeing that she do nothing staring at his brother...

[adilyoussef]

Raising his hand he pointed to the other side of the room with frightned eyes, and every one felowed his gaze with astonishment.

[NNoah3]

Suddenly, darkness filled the room and like a lightning crossing the sky, a bright light appeared...

[adilyoussef]

To every body's astonishment, the light came from the neighbour's chimney.

[GildedLily]

Unfortunately, their house was on fire.




"Engage" Jean Luc Picard

[adilyoussef]

Van Rimer, 34 year old, watched the house burning with a smile that caried all the agony of the world.

[NNoah3]

Why? He thought. He shook his head without understanding what went wrong...

[Riesa]

Zealously he shook out his last cigarette, then mused that he had just used his last match.

[rachel]

"All in a day's work" came a sinister whisper from somewhere in the bushes outside the now totally engaged house on fire...

[Weeping Willow]

But baby i love you! come on! Yes i **** her i **** her We ******! with you i made LOVE!

(Eddie murfey) :D

[Riesa]

"Cigarettes just kill you anyway," said the voice. He calmly stepped back into the shadows, as a couple of drunken teenagers stumbled by singing about love. ;)

[Pendragon]

"Depressed with certain defeat, they began making plans to strike their camp and disembark, when wiley Odyesseus, king of Ithaca, came up wuh a canny plan for a last-ditch effort."

Trojan Odyssey, Clive Cussler

[Samantha21]

"Else would a maiden blush bepaint my cheek
For that which thou hast heard me speak tonight.
Dost thou love me?
[Covers his lips with her fingers.]
O gentle Romeo,
If thou dost love, pronounce it faithfully;
Or if thou think'st I am too quickly won,
I'll frown and be perverse, and say thee Nay."

[Riesa]

"Forget that now, Odyesseus, we've got to make tracks." Odyesseus, simpering, pinched Clive on the cheek, then gaily skipped away into the night, beckoning Clive to follow.

[rachel]

"Go here do this, I am tired of your snivelling whiney personality. I think I shall skip my own direction sister and if you don't like it".....

[Whifflingpin]

Hark to my words, you may run in Xanadu like Alph the scared reiver.

[Riesa]

Insidious and close, the night mist muted the sudden red flare that lit up
Clive's sinister face, and wailing sirens shocked him into action...

[rachel]

just as he had determined in his heart to turn the other direction to avoid being seen, why he knew not, Ody came shrieking over to him , his face a frozen sculpture of horror. Look he cried look at the ungodly.......

[Riesa]

kitten! It must have mange, and fleas, too! What should we do?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Love it, clean it, and give it a bowl - preferably two stones' throws north of the fire!

[Whifflingpin]

Miouw, cried the kitten, if you throw stones at me I'll

[Riesa]

not only talk, I'll sing 'Requiem for Evita' too!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Only an eyewitness could believe any of this!

[classicsgirl]

pathetic it all seems but sadly true

[Mililalil XXIV]

Quite true, in fact!!!!!

[Riesa]

Right, now that we all agree...let's hightail it outta here, c'mon kitty, hop on my shoulders...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Sit right here!

[Pensive]

Talk to me!

[Whifflingpin]

Under the deodars they sat, deep in conversation, trimming their toenails, as only kittens and pensives can.

[Riesa]

"Very nice, I'm impressed," said Ody, "now let's go get some coffee and sardines, eh"?

[NNoah3]

Worried? No, I'm not worried. I'm just thinking How can I get there in short time and be punctual?

[Whifflingpin]

Xebecs are swift, so he hurried off to find a xebec. Meantime ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...young Master Gafford was out on patrol - citizen arrests and all that, you know!

[Riesa]

Zigzagging off, Master Gafford and the Xebecs whistled Dixie.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Additional was their sponsor!

[rachel]

but that was before Additional realized they were nothing more than mad hatters clothed in dusty respectability.

[jackyyyy]

Cheesed off by these disregards, ol' Conditional scootered to the next room to see if Additional was sitting by the window for him.

[Riesa]

Distressed by the wheezing noise the scooter was making, Additional screeched in his odd high pitched voice "oil those gears, you ol' nincompoop!"

[rachel]

Eventually life settled down and Additional and Conditional married and had little additions and were very very happy.

[Riesa]

Fortunately for the two of them, there were plenty of advantages to their philosophies of mediation, and this brought to them great buckets of small print to peruse while fishing.

[hera-on-earth]

"GIVE ME DAMN BREAK FROM THAT CRAZY PHILOSOPHY OF YOURS!!!!!", Additional shrieked into the ears of Condtional! After all, what can you expect after ten years of constant 'additionalizing' and perusing through the same philosophies at fishing?

[tn2743]

"Have it your way," Additional cried as he stormed out the door, "My lawyer will send you the divorce papers..."

[Mililalil XXIV]

..."I would love to co-author with you!"

[tn2743]

Just as Additional was finishing his sentence, Conditional rushed to the door and stood in his way, teary eyed, panting and whispering, "please, don't leave me. I love you."

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Kindly remove your sorry tears from my ankles, and let me hasten from this den of feet-wetting and ankle clamping and door-blocking and mismanagement of my time!" demanded Additional.

[Riesa]

"Laudanum!" thought Conditional. She stumbled to the garden that she and Additional had planted together, immersing herself in the brilliant hues of the beckoning poppies.

[tn2743]

"My Additional, my love, my life..." murmured Conditional, pressing the barrel of her husband's handgun that she had taken with her from the kitchen against her chest, "...at least I will end here, in our scarlet garden... you told me that its scarlet is for our love, and now without you, this scarlet can with my blood mingle." She fired.

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Noooooooooo!" resounded a cry.

[tn2743]

Onto her still body Additional collapsed, maintaining that aweful and agonising cry. He felt her tears still warm on his cheek, "...what have I done?"

[NNoah3]

Poor guy! She thought when she saw him crying.

[Riesa]

"Quirky, this handgun of his," she thought, "tends to go off without warning." Staring round-eyed at him, she whispered, "boo."

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Run", said something inside of Conditional, and she found herself saying it to Additional, the sponsor who had long ago invited her into his home with such high guarantees of marriage, wholesale, and last minute round tickets.

[tn2743]

So relieved, Additional smiled; but as he stood up, Conditional float above the ground reaching out her arms and whispering "boo" again. "ARGGGGGGGGG, ghost!" he screamed, running inside and squeezing himself under the tea table.

[Mililalil XXIV]

This was how they spent the whole night from one room to another!

[tn2743]

Unable to out run Condition's ghost or find a safe hiding place, Additional grabbed the phone book and tried to find the number for Ghost Busters...

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Vanity!", he was ever shouting, thinking it would scare his pursuing bride and put her cowl at bay.

[tn2743]

When this did not work, Additional tried to fight Conditional away with the phonebook, which did not have the number for Ghost Busters; but he fought in vain. When he finally gave up to exhaustion, the pale and emotionless ghost ate him.

[Pendragon]

And to add insult to injury, Conditional, the pale and emotionless ghost picked up the very phonebook he had just been attacked with, and dialed the Real Estate Agent to let her know the property was once more available.

[Riesa]

"Xanadu? Really, now," said the realtor, "I'm not the one you need to convince, my dear, leave the exaggeration for the potential buyers of your home. First thing I would suggest, though, if you want to get top dollar, is to clean up all the gore and get rid of the ghosts, then call me back and we'll chat, darling."

[tn2743]

"You are very brave my friend, refusing a ghost who just ate someone. And did you say get rid of the ghosts? Are you suggesting that ghosts are bad?" replied Conditional's ghost angrily.

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Zap me back, and hope to live!" she thought aloud!

[tn2743]

Amidst the quarrel, when Conditional's ghost was about to eat up the smuck realtor named Barry, in the corner of her eyes, through the kitchen window's opening looking into the backyard, flashed an image that caught her attention; it was of the poppy garden and its familiar hue.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Bent over the body she had left amidst the flowers, was a real, living Additional, trying to rouse her up from sleep, to come and meet a nice real estate agent that needed to look up a number under "X" and use their phone a moment.

[NNoah3]

Conditional's ghost found herself thinking about how could have happened. While she was seeing Additional making her call.

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Detectives are under 'D'", thought the ghostress. "Hmm......"

[tn2743]

"Every body, hands over your heads and kiss the floor, right now!!!" a SWAT team suddenly busted in, led by a feisty captain, "...madame, this is your last warning. Put down the phone book and step away from the ...half-a-body!"

[Mililalil XXIV]

Fear led them out, and the feared pursued them all the way.

[Adelheid]

Ghostress found the Detective Sherlock Holmes. Ah ha NOW we'll have some fun with that, she ripped out the address and disappeared....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...haunting the night with the same madness as the owl she had once dreamt she was, when she had fallen asleep in the poppy garden.

[Riesa]

Incoherent whispering is all that is left of her now, her once ghostly magic has faded with the passing seasons, though on certain moonlit summer nights, when the poppies bloom, one could swear the air is full of warm life, like the breath of the one she once adored.

[rachel]

Just a whisper though remains and then a dark cold wind blows and with it the memories and is replaced by wailing, sorrowful moaning in the tops of the trees that cause the magestic trees to tremble and the earth to sob in grief.

[Mililalil XXIV]

King of birds is he who listens all the night long, and in the morning he is departed with her song.

[Riesa]

Liaisons of beauty and rhythm's essence forever ringing in his ears eventually begin to grate as it's 'dum di dum' repeats until he wishes to cast off forever her hobbling tune.

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Make it stop", would say the poppies, and the wind would extend the symphonies to the disappearing North.

[myself]

"no problems happened today in school" i thought happily

[tn2743]

One fine morning, all creatures of the garden woke up to find that the sorrowful weeping had completely disappeared; all that remained in the golden sunshine were the convivial songs of little birds.

[Riesa]

Perhaps the trickle of tiny bird lullabies shall move future stone-hearted visitors.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Quitting these parts for a happy ending in the south, all birds will be rid of some ghosts.

[tn2743]

Residing in the secluded mountains of the South, the birds brought along their songs to give the ancient residents of these forests a new breath of fresh air.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Sitting, listening just beyond the northern border, were two ghosts, Depictional and Reflectional.

[tn2743]

These two happy lovers died from old age in each other's arms, and not horribly like Additional and Conditional; their story was quite a charming one.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Under the stars the birds and the poppies, all eventually have their auditions of life and chores and rest.

[tn2743]

Very promptly did the next morning come; all creatures gathered around Depictional as he continued telling his love story where they left of the night before: "...I met her, my beautiful Reflectional, on these same hills; she was picking flowers...red roses."

[Mililalil XXIV]

Whistling poproaches stopped breathing to listen and inscribe their memorial of this pair.

[tn2743]

"XII roses she picked," continued Depictional, "and she came to hand them to me; when suddenly a wicked witch came flying on an ugly old broom and stopped right between us..."

[Riesa]

"yesiree bob! It be the god's honest truthum, yessum it does." said the witch, as I stared and stared at her green hair..

[tn2743]

Zig-zagging across the sky for a moment, the witch snatched my love before I could figure out what she had said and flew away, laughing and shouting: "by noon tomorrow, bring me enough gold to tile the roof of my castle, and this maid of yours may live!"

[Pendragon]

Absentmindly scratching my head, I stared into the fire for a long time. Where the devil was I going to get that gold, and by noon tomorrow? Just then, from the blackness of the corner a voice said: "You called?" T'was the Devil himself! "Look, you got a problem, I can solve it--usual rates of course."
He buffed his fingernails and....

[Riesa]

before he knew it, the shine off of his fingernails was too much light for the devil, and he vanished in a puff of smoke.

[tn2743]

"Can I have a minute to discuss this with the other creatures of the forest?" I asked the Devil respectfully, for I did not want to offend him; he was my only hope of saving my love.

[Pendragon]

Daintily dusting off the dust from his sudden disappearance and reentry, he frowned. "Discuss? What is there to discuss, my little friend? You need gold, lots of it." He held out a manicured hand and an hourglass appeared in it. "And time is your enemy, not your friend. It's a simple enough arrangement, really." He sounded like a bored lawyer as he produced some papers...

[tn2743]

Everything he said was true, I did not have a choice. In fact I should be eternally thankful for his help; so I turned to him right then without talking to the others: "So be it! Give me enough gold to tile the roof of the witch's castle, get my Reflectional back here safely, and my soul is yours."

[RJbibliophil]

Frantically, my mind raced. Maybe there was another way. The devil could be pretty nasty when he chose to be. As soon as I was his slave, I would probably be a mere instrument of his evil ways. And yet, I needed his help. Maybe I could fool him...

[Nightshade]

Given the circumstances however this was a stupid idea because he found out and then there was hell to pay. Well lots more gold anyway.

[tn2743]

Having made me sign a deed for my soul, the Devil told me to begin my journey to the witch's castle; when I will arrive at noon the next day, he will tile its roof with gold, carry Reflectional back here, and we will make the fateful exchange. I immediately packed my bags and set off.

[Pendragon]

In my haste to get to the witch's castle, I remebered something: I hadn't even read that stupid paper! How did I know that The Devil had even put in there about the gold at all? There was a sudden "Bamf" and the old rascel was leaning agaist the next tree. "Don't be borring!" He sniffed, examining his fingernails again. "I may be The Prince of Darkness, but I keep my word." His face grew menacing then. "You just better keep yours!"

[tn2743]

"Just make sure she is safe, please, and I shall never doubt you" I said to him gently; "my word is as good as yours, great Prince." I turned and began my journey into the deep forest.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Keen-eyed, the party stopped to stare at the returning love dragging the witch by the hair, who said upon arrival, "My love, tell that devil to take his office recycling and go to hell! I took care of myself!"

[RJbibliophil]

Lovestruck once again at the sight of my beloved, I tore the papers from the devil and burned them as soon as possible. The flame turned blue and green with rage, but the contract was off. I was free! I immediately set about figuring out what to do with the witch.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Many rodents were fast about to lend their helpless paws.

[RJbibliophil]

never the less, it took a good hour to bury the evil witch deep within the earth.

[tn2743]

Of course, I was still amazed as to how my love managed to beat up the evil witch and save me a lot of gold... and my soul too. "How, deary?" I asked her.

[Pendragon]

"Pathetic creature she was!" My dear Reflectional replied. "She may have spent her time learning the Black Arts, but a broomstick can make a handy weapon for those as know how to use it! I knocked her into her own cauldron with hers, and no liquid is good for a witch.

"But, how did you come to get mixed up with that no-good, pompous Devil?"

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Quitted looking for good help is all!", he said with a sense of shame.

[tn2743]

"Rescuing you was the only objective of my life then, my love, for without you I would have prefered living in Hell anyway," I said to her; "so I made a rash decision; I'm so sorry."

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Saved by wife again", trumped the wife, giving the usual heroine smile!

[tn2743]

"The forest was back to normal and all creatures were happy. Refectional and I were married the next day, and we lived happily ever after." Depictional finished his story, turning to his wife and kissed her.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Under the bringle bushes to the left, a small fire, still unnoticed, was quietly astir!

[tn2743]

"Vengeance is mine this time, wretch!" A raucous voice came from a figure of the witch inside the flame, which had now stealthily surrounded everyone, "I will have my gold and, this time, your lives too!"

[Pendragon]

"Will you get a grip, it's over!" Reflectional screamed at the witch's image in the flame. The witch laughed. "Not this time, you poor fool! I am stronger than ever. I shall triumph--". But just then, it began to rain very hard, and the flames were put out. The witch gave a last wailing cry, and vanished forever!

[tn2743]

"X-men! They're here to save us!" Reflectional said to her husband. "Look honey, that was Storm's rain that killed the witch. Ooh, ooh, and that's Wolverine beating up the Devil over there by the big tree! Ooh, and..." "Good morning," said to them the deep voice of Professor X who has, from nowhere, appeared right in front of them.

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Yes, an' der be plennie more uh us da sbare," said the X-Reserves!

[tn2743]

Zoologists in Ohio have discovered a new species of bat today: They are seven feet wide and five feet long, and they survive by killing and sucking blood from large animals', including human's!

[Mililalil XXIV]

And the animals most owned by humans, which these bats most thirst for, is these bats!

[TBtheG]

Burt Reynolds advised me against confronting the avian devils.

[papayahed]

Coincidentaly, Burt said that he knew somebody that could help, for a fee of course. And gave me a card.

[Pendragon]

"Dracula and Brides, The Detective Company of the Undead". I read from the card. "Office hours: By appointment. After sundown only. Carfax Abbey." The hair stood errect on my head. Did ol' Burt really know what he was talking about? I needed a bat remover, not this supernatural ... thing!

[Regit]

Evening comes before I could return to his house and tell Burt off, and there are three giant bats hanging outside my door waiting for me to pop my head out; "I must get pass them" I thought, "I must warn Burt not to try and use magic tricks against these real and dangerous beasts and get himself killed."

[Mililalil XXIV]

Finally I saw my own unexpected dilemma - why hadn't I turned around sooner?

[TBtheG]

"Grandma will be dissappointed if I dont save Mr.Reynolds", I said to myself, suddenly the wall beside burst open, It was Burt Reynolds driving a semi in full bandit attire "get in" he shouted to me.

[cateye515]

Hurriedly, i ran to the rescue, only to find myself in peril.

[TBtheG]

I encountered another large bat, luckily Tony Danza was riding shotgun with a shotgun and blasted it away.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Jenny Craig had given him pointers, and he really made her proud.

[kathycf]

Kathy is my name, and posting in forums is my game....

[TBtheG]

Luckily, Lars Ulrich of Metallica appeared in a flash of light and transported Burt Reynolds, Tony Danza and I to a safe location at Will Smiths house.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Marlo Thomas and her pappa were there with party bells on their up-proud mugs.

[kathycf]

Nope, Marlo and pops were downtown, at a restaurant with rude people yakking on cellphones.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Only Phil Donahue ended up getting to the detination of the night of nights to end the ending of all nights of nights, before Tony and company could get in the front door.

[TBtheG]

Phil Donahue then quickly contracted ADD and ADHD from a toilet seat, four minutes later succumbing to his illness.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Quirinius showed up with the Muskateers and Robin lagging behind, and Tony Danza told them that Phil needed them to take him to emergency so that everyone else could stay and party.

[kathycf]

Ravishing was my appearence, and at the party I asked Tony Danza to dance. He declined.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Satisfied that he was just in his decision, everyone formed a circle around him and lifted him up on their shoulders to hail him their king!

[kathycf]

"Turniphead!" I called at the so called king "Your talk show stinks!" and they dropped him, realizing their unjust error and recognized their new queen.

[davoarid]

Unfortunately, I realized all too late that women quite simply lack the intellectual abilities to govern properly, so I gave the job to Quirinius and went back to reading "The Fountainhead."

[Mililalil XXIV]

Very good judgement, if you ask Tony Danza, who was never about to vote for himself, nor for a female that isn't thrilled about his talk show!

[kathycf]

Women, erm, what??

lack the intellectual abilities to govern properly
Pish posh! :lol:

[Mililalil XXIV]

Xavier's wife, Lolita, thought a little about it, then tightened her grip on Davoarid's neck-tie, saying over and over, "So, Davo! What's say men was called 'women', and women 'men'? Know what I be meanin'? Too bad you can't kick my shins back like I'm now back-kickin' yers!"

[kathycf]

You took the words right out of my mouth! ;)

[Mililalil XXIV]

Zoologicalities aside, dears, (bears, planktonites, rocs), Lolita stood over her prey like a mistress of all things fleeing.

[kathycf]

Alright! We are back to the beginning.

[Mililalil XXIV]

But the end, it seems, is straight ahead, as seen through Tony Danza's eyes!

[kathycf]

"Choke, damn you, choke" I yelled at Tony Danza, who was chewing an inordinately large wad of grape flavored bubble gum.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Danza turned with a jerk and spotted a Chatty Kathy hiding behind the medium-sized pile of firewood, nearby to the stack of truck tires, beside the pop machine, in front of the wide screen t.v., just beyond a ticket booth, which was blocking the bathroom.

[kathycf]

Evading Tony's glance, Chatty Kathy ducked behind Mililalil, who was hiding behind the ticket booth that blocked the bathroom.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Fear filled Mililalil, as he wondered what Kathy was doing behind his back - he couldn't even whisper to Tony for help.

[kathycf]

Giggling, she glued Mililalil's shoes to the floor...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Helping herself to the loose change that fell out of Mililalil's wallet while he thrashed in exasperation to free himself, Kathy drew Tony's attention to her jinglingness.

[kathycf]

"I say, miss, you are rather jingly" Tony said. Kathy's only answer was to pelt him with the huge and rather odd suppy of peanuts she found in Mililalil's wallet, along with the change.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Just then, as the ceiling began to drop particles all over the camoflauge drop-cloths, Bob Hope came crashing through the juke box in his Box Boy.

[kathycf]

"Kathy! My dear friend Kathy!" Bob exclaimed. "Hey Bob, whats new?" I said

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Lois Lewis is brain daft, but her feet are doing lots of thinking -- over there!"

[kathycf]

Mililalil, would you like a sandwich?

[Mililalil XXIV]

Only this thought kept reoccurring like a swan of brilliance in the night.

[fitzgolden]

Naturlich, the N was distraught at being left out :confused:

[kathycf]

Pippi Longstocking said "don't feel left out!"

[Mililalil XXIV]

Quickly the ten adventurers tried to revive the letter series in every lexicon, just to not have to stop using the sequence "K-L-M-O-N".

[kathycf]

"Really?!" Robin replied.

[Mililalil XXIV]

"Says 'K-L-M-N-O' here!", retorted the Green Arrow wannabe.

[kathycf]

"Truly tis" tittered Trudy... :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

Under the pop machine a squeeling sound began to commence!

[rabid reader]

Very scared was I when I discovered it to be a mouse

[Mililalil XXIV]

Wanda soon appeared, though - [who's Wanda?] -, and she opened her purse and let the rodent play with a chiwawa in there.

[Boogiie___x]

Xander hit the baseball out of the park while Yorkie screamed for him to go all the way home...?

[Mililalil XXIV]

You and I can remember all these things and laugh about them now, but who looks after Tony for Kathy?

[kathycf]

Zippy the Pinhead applied for the job, I think. Whether he gets hired or not is a different story...
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/Zippy.jpg

Zippee! Back to "A"!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Absolutely all we can say for sure, in this sordid tale, is that you, I, and Tony are in it.

[kathycf]

Banana Splits all around to celebrate? I hear Tony is buying.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Clear as the sound of a train whistle, the icecream man calls out to the Banana Vendor to rush to his assistance and help construct a dream desert without rubbish or deliciosity filters.

[kathycf]

Dream Dessert? Sounds delish!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Every one desrves a dream, you know!

[thingamajig]

Far, far away in fairyland everyone dreamt of having delicious banana splits!!!

[kathycf]

Golly, that sounds wonderful! Lets make some turnip flavored ice cream for AimusSage...

[kathycf]

How should I describe the letter "H" ?

[Mililalil XXIV]

I for one wouldn't say it begins with an "I"!

[rabid reader]

"Jog, just jog that I right outta your mind!"

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy started it!

[rabid reader]

Long ago Kathy went bald, thus she has a need to say I

[Mililalil XXIV]

Me? I knew Kathy with a full head of hair, both before and after impersonating an eagle.

[rabid reader]

Nope, balder then a babies bottom she is now.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Only in the movies, my dear R.R., only in the movies.

[rabid reader]

Putting his television remote back on the table the titles Kathy, Oh How She's Bald appear on the screen in front of him, Rated R it reads

[Mililalil XXIV]

Quit it with the baldness suggestions. That is unacceptable content for a young guy!