The Ban Game

[Joreads]

I ban dramasnot6 because well I feel like doing it

[Silas Thorne]

I ban jo for not thinking up a good enough excuse to ban drama, even though her nickname tells me clearly in Australian English that drama isn't sex, which I know already. ;)

[PoeticPassions]

I ban Silas for already knowing too much... and for not knowing enough ;)

[Joreads]

I ban PoeticPassions for having such a cool avatar.

[sprinks]

I ban Jo for not sharing Rob Pattinson enough! :p :lol:

[Scheherazade]

I ban sprinks for going to bed so early! :p

[optimisticnad]

I ban Scheherzade for stealing avatar's and then 'hiding' it - now why does this sound like the infamous weapons of mass destruction? :lol:

[sprinks]

I ban optimisticnad for not banning Scher for banning me for such a reason! :p:lol:

(it's almost 11:40 pm!! :p)

[optimisticnad]

I ban Sprinks for not talking sense - Opti sense.

[Pensive]

I ban opti for not stealing an avatar on whats-supposed-to-be Steal An Avatar's Day! :D

[Scheherazade]

I ban Pensive for the very same reason she banned Sprinks for!

[Pensive]

I ban Scher for being the early bird! :p

[Scheherazade]

I ban Pensive for not being fast enough!

:D

[Scheherazade]

I ban myself for hanging around the Forum too much instead of doing chores!

[Pensive]

I ban Scher for not being able to be where she would like to be! :p

[jekan blazer]

Pensive is hereby banned for stealing the internet from bill gates

[maraki16]

i ban jekan because i want to. and because i can!

[sprinks]

Maraki is banned for posing as Libri! :p

[*Classic*Charm*]

I ban Sprinks for cheating her way to 5000 posts!! ;)

[NikolaiI]

I ban CC for spreading lies!!! :D:p

[LostPrincess13]

I ban Nikolai for having an avie that looks so familiar but I just can't quite put my finger on it...:D

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban LP for not stealing an avatar!

[NikolaiI]

I ban CC for not choosing between Past and Present :)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban Nik for thinking it senseless to ask forgiveness of birds! Th birds deserve respect too!:)

[Joreads]

I was going to ban charm and then I started to look at the avatar and lost track of my thoughts - well you are still banned Charm for making forget what I was going to ban you for:lol:

[NikolaiI]

I ban CC... no Joreads... no... yes... er, You are all banned! :)

[Joreads]

I ban CC... no Joreads... no... yes... er, You are all banned! :)

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

I am going to save the next person a lot of trouble. I am going to ban myself, in this case Joreads, and I am going to have and have a drink.:lol:

[sprinks]

I ban Jo for banning herself :p

[Nightshade]

I am banning sprinks for her own good, she needs to a) go to sleep and b) get her homework done :nod:

[NikolaiI]

I ban Nightshade for her audacity in coming to this thread expecting not to get banned. :lol:

[Chava]

I ban Nikolai for having surrendered and thus having joined the games section ;)

[NikolaiI]

I ban Chav for not knowing I used to come here.

[Chava]

I ban Nikolai for not telling me, so there!

[Pensive]

I ban Chava for not being All-Knowing! :p

[Chava]

I ban Pensive for not believing that Chava is omniscient

[Pensive]

I ban Chava for being sacrilegious! :D

[*Classic*Charm*]

I ban Pensy for never growing up :p

[Joreads]

I ban charm for giving Edward back!!

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban Jo for being confusing!:confused:

[PoeticPassions]

I ban Charm for being confused... and not knowing everything all the time!

[Joreads]

I ban Poetic for knowing that charm does not know everything.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban Jo because CLEARLY I know all:rolleyes::sick:

[Niamh]

I ban you al for stealing avatars!

[NikolaiI]

I ban Niamh for something... I will justify it later. :D

[rtc143]

i ban nikolaiI for not justifying the reasoning behind your ban...i'm very dissapointed.

[NikolaiI]

I ban rtc143 for having a rhyming name.

[rtc143]

i ban you for not enjoying my rhyming name :(

[NikolaiI]

I ban Rtc for not being able to decipher my unfathomable layers and moods. In other words I was just kidding :D

[optimisticnad]

NOt banning anyone, just want to see how my new avatar looks. :lol:

[PoeticPassions]

I ban opti for failing to ban someone in the ban thread!!! unacceptable ;)

(oh and nice new avatar :D)

[maraki16]

i ban poetic because....because we don't need to give explanations or have reasons for everything in this world!

[jhonerliz]

i ban maraki for being big (maraki means big in Filipino) :D

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban Jhon for calling Maraki big!! :eek:
Unless of course you're talking about her big heart ;)

[jekan blazer]

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"we ban you for bieng random, *Classic*Charm*"

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban Jekan for creeping me out...

[jekan blazer]

i ban classic for the hell of it!!!:p

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban jekan for running out of reasons to ban me!

[NikolaiI]

I ban Classic for being harsh wiht right angles and abbreviated daylight.

[Madhuri]

Ban Nik for having lost his hearing :p Who will listen to my songs now? :bawling:

[jekan blazer]

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[NikolaiI]

This is easy, I ban Jekan for hijacking.

[jekan blazer]

i ban NikolaiI for hating on my smiley!!!

[NikolaiI]

I ban Jekan for declining to ban, and then attempting to justify it.

[jekan blazer]

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[LadyW]

I ban Jekan because he'd have a disco if I died.

:p

[jekan blazer]

i ban ladyw for misunderstandsing me...

[LadyW]

i ban ladyw for misunderstandsing me...

I ban Jekan for thinking I misunderstood him.

[jekan blazer]

i ban myself for being confusing...

[mmaria]

I ban you to help you reach your goal.

[Niamh]

I ban you just because...

[kilted exile]

I ban Niamh for not coming up with a valid reason & because it's fun to ban a mod

[Niamh]

I ban you for being a wise guy! ;)

[Scheherazade]

I ban Niamh for not getting enough sleep these days.

[Niamh]

I ban scher for pointing things out to people who are half asleep. :p

[Silas Thorne]

I ban Niamh for drifting away from wakeness when the fountain of Guinness springs up nearby.

[Niamh]

I ban Silas for thinking of Guinness. :sick:

[Scheherazade]

I ban Niamh because I can.

[Madhuri]

:rolleyes:

I ban Scher for misusing her powers.

[GX4146]

i ban all the people here in litnet

[Sk8ynat]

I ban GX4146 for taking it too far.

[an7hrax]

i ban Sk8ynat for 1 charge of aggrivated assault, 1 charge of murder, 1 charge of rape, 1 charge of pillaging, 1 charge of being a forum troll

[Niamh]

I ban An7hrax for false accusations!

[an7hrax]

i ban Niamh for attempting to ban the king of the banstick

[Niamh]

I ban an7hrax for stealing the banstick! ;)

[an7hrax]

I ban Niamh with the ban sword ( beats the banstick)

[Niamh]

I ban An7hraz for being "in a House"

[an7hrax]

I ban Niamh for being wrong im not in a house im at work

[Niamh]

I ban An7hrax for being on the internet in work! tut tut

[an7hrax]

I ban Niamh for not being at work =)

[kiz_paws]

I ban An7hrax for being too witty for their own good

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban Kiz for venturing into the Games. Don't see you here often...

[kiz_paws]

I ban CC for being able to ride horses when I cannot due to intense allergy! :flare:

[*Classic*Charm*]

Ban Kiz's sinuses for that terrible allergy! :nod:

[jekan blazer]

i ban all non-fox creatures from psoting on this site!!!

[Pensive]

But you forget to ban this bluebirdy which later bans all foxy-creatures on litnet who try to win the majority against all the birdy creatures! :p

[jekan blazer]

ok i ban all humans from posting then and the blue birds get along with the white foxes!!!

[browneyedbailey]

i ban all dancing bananas. mwa ha ha ha haaaaa....

[Madhuri]

I ban Bailey for not liking this wonderful, beautiful, unique, dancing creature, a banana. :eek2: :D

[browneyedbailey]

I ban Madhuri for all of those smilies. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

[Scheherazade]

I ban BEB for having a nickname that is even longer than mine!

[kiz_paws]

I ban Scheherazade for not sharing her KitKats! ;)

[PoeticPassions]

I ban kiz for being greedy and wanting Scheherazade's kit kat!

[Scheherazade]

I ban Poetic for having passions.

[jekan blazer]

i ban Scheherazade for hating on passions's poetic passions!!!

[kiz_paws]

I hereby ban Jekan for thinking that everyone here looks yummy!

[jekan blazer]

i ban kiz paws for telling the truth!!!

[Madhuri]

I ban Jekan for posting threats in the Litnet Crush thread :D

[Scheherazade]

I ban Madhuri for owning beautiful saris.

[GX4146]

i ban the person above me because the person above me banned me last year

[kiz_paws]

I ban GX4146 because they got banned last year and are back to get banned by me now ;)

[Reccura]

I ban kiz paws for having such an adorable username! :P

[Scheherazade]

I ban Reccura for being the third.

[Madhuri]

I ban Scher for making just about any excuse to ban others...

[jekan blazer]

i ban maddie for being selfish!!!

[Niamh]

I ban Jekan for accusing Maddie of being selfish.

[Pensive]

I ban Niamh for not banning jekan on accusing Madhuri earlier! :p

[Niamh]

I ban pensive for being a smartie pants. :p

[Madhuri]

I ban Niamh because I haven't banned her yet :D

[Niamh]

I ban Maddie for having lovely bangles!

[papayahed]

I ban Niamh for being a mischievious wight.

[Niamh]

I ban Papayahed for her margarita addiction! :eek:

[Scheherazade]

I ban Niamh for not being addicted to Margaritas.

[papayahed]

I ban Scher for being able to see the back of her head.

[Scheherazade]

I ban Papaya for divulging top secret information on my visual abilities.

[papayahed]

I ban Scher for not realizing I have a big mouth and can't keep secrets.

[Scheherazade]

I ban Papaya for having a big mouth and being unable to keep secrets.

[Silas Thorne]

I ban Scheherezade for consistently being first. ;)

[Silas Thorne]

I got through! :)

[Scheherazade]

LOL IRL

I ban Silas for for not being the second!

[papayahed]

I ban Scher for just repeating what I said.

[Scheherazade]

I ban Papaya for not repeating what I said.

[Madhuri]

I ban Scher for simply repeating everything and not being original.

[Niamh]

I Ban Maddie for being smart with Scher. ;)

[Silas Thorne]

I ban Niamh for hiding behind long pointed fingers

[Niamh]

I ban Silas for getting to live in NZ!

[Scheherazade]

I ban Niamh for going to bed early tonight!

[Madhuri]

I ban Scher for trying to keep Niamh awake.

[Scheherazade]

I ban Madhuri for coming to the Forum just to ban me!

:D

[sprinks]

I ban Scher for promoting the Muppet weekend in her sig :p

[papayahed]

I ban sprinks for not promoting the muppets in her sig.

[Madhuri]

I ban Papaya for having a muppet in her avy before the muppet weekend.

[Silas Thorne]

I ban Madhuri who doesn't realise that the muppets control us all, and acknowledging their existence is a necessary step on the path to enlightenment. :)

[Madhuri]

I ban Silas for throwing all the big words and beng too philosophical for a muppet :p :D Muppet and enlightenment? :goof:

[Silas Thorne]

I ban Silas for saying the muppets can't be philosophical.
re philosophy, what could be more philosophical than the song 'It's not easy being green' ? ;)

and don't we all have an Animal side to our natures?

[Scheherazade]

I ban Silas for trying to wriggle his way out of the impending ban by posing philosophical questions.

[Silas Thorne]

I ban Scheherezade for...**** it...A NI MALL! :)

[Scheherazade]

I ban Silas for getting carried away with his Muppet personality.

[NikolaiI]

I ban Scheh for playing the Muppet Weekend Game too early.

[Madhuri]

I ban Nik for not eating sugary cakes :D

[symphony]

i ban Maddie for being obsessed to food! :p

[Scheherazade]

I ban Symphony for singing.

[Bakiryu]

i ban sher for being yellow....

[AdoreroDio]

I ban Bakiryu for not being random. (It's a terrible crime no to be...oh look a flying pig!)

[toni]

I ban AdoreroDio for choosing an incredibly cute kitten for an avatar.

[Scheherazade]

I ban Toni for not playing the Forum Games more often.

[Taliesin]

I ban Scher for sending me outrageous, unthinkable yet tempting offers via PM. Is this a way for a proper lady to behave? Especially one at your age?

[Scheherazade]

I ban Tal for not being "discreet" about the whole "affair"... (Thought we had agreed).

But come on, Tal... You know you want to.

[The Comedian]

I ban Scheherazade because this the only place I can do that. . . . at the moment, that is.

*aside and to himself* "one day. . .one day I'll have all the power. Then who'll be laughing? Me. That's who" ;)

[Sk8ynat]

I ban The Comedian for being a threat to our freedom to ban people in a humours and un-serious manner.

[shapeshifter_]

i ban Sk8 because he was the one above me :D

[Scheherazade]

I ban Shapeshifter for being so shifty.

[Shalot]

I ban Scher for not being where she would like to be. You're banned. Now go be where you want to be.

[Satan]

Banned for reminding me of the movie Down in the Valley. I'll never forgive that Manson creep for corrupting sweet ERW.

[aliengirl]

I ban Satan for being satanic.

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban aliengirl for not capitalizing her name...

[aliengirl]

I ban Bein for banning me (although he is a kind bishop.)

[Lacra]

I ban aliengirl for not being a human.

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban Lacra for not having a name that I understand...

[Haunted]

I ban Bien for running off to bake cakes

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban Haunted for not baking...

[Haunted]

I ban Bien for not smiling in his avatar

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban Haunted for banning me for not smiling....when I actually AM smiling....

[Haunted]

I ban Bien for smiling a little too much now

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban Haunted for never being satisfied...

[Haunted]

I ban Bien for picking on me

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban Haunted for going offline...

[Snowqueen]

I ban Bien for banning Haunted.

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban Snowqueen for freezing the lake

[aliengirl]

I ban Bein for not winning the avatar duel.:p

[Shalot]

I ban aliengirl for being an alien, you should be in space, not on literature forums. :alien:

[Haunted]

I ban Shalot for frying her brain with too much music

[aliengirl]

I ban Haunted for haunting lit-net.

[chrissy613]

I ban aliengirl because she was already banned!! lol

[BienvenuJDC]

I ban chrissy......well, just because I am Bien, and I can do what I want to...

[Scheherazade]

I ban Bien for thinking he can do whatever he wants to do.

[Calidore]

I ban Scheherazade because she finally forgot to end with a cliffhanger.

[papayahed]

I ban Calidore for being yin and yang. Pick a side man.

[Bleeding Pawn]

I ban papayahead for ..(i cant say that lest I be banned for it)

[Pompey Bum]

I ban Bleeding Pawn for being a nymhp-omaniac. :)