Litnet Crushes

[Heathcliff]

Hey, uh, Lit-Net- how do you go about getting somebody's age and marital status without straight up asking, 'Hey did, I see you don't wear a wedding ring? How old are you? Nice shoes. Let's do coffee!'
Straight up ask. You'll get a yes or no answer even if you beat around the bush.

I should make a new list of litnet crushes.
I'm too me to pick only one, so I'll bring it down to six.
Anyone ready to start guessing?

[Maryd.]

Straight up ask. You'll get a yes or no answer even if you beat around the bush.

I should make a new list of litnet crushes.
I'm too me to pick only one, so I'll bring it down to six.
Anyone ready to start guessing?

(Just remember mother's watching!!)

[BienvenuJDC]

Oh, and Bien, you are one of them. Welcome to a very cramped podium.

And that is good news for one...if I am right...

[Maryd.]

And that is good news for one...if I am right...

You're always right Bien, you have a sixth sense for everything.:angel:

[BienvenuJDC]

You're always right Bien, you have a sixth sense for everything.:angel:

How did you know?
http://www.mikescandywrappers.com/comics/iseedumb.jpg

[Maryd.]

Ok Bien, now you're scaring me...
(shiver)

[Heathcliff]

Hrmmm...

I've got a litnet crush...

And rather than seven or eight and an awfully cramped podium.

Any guesses?

[Maryd.]

Ar er... Who?

[Heathcliff]

Hrmm....


Well... They have two eyes...

[Indyben]

Lol so does my litnet crush. They also have...a nose.

[Heathcliff]

Hmmm...

Mine has a nose...

Do they have a mouth?

[Indyben]

I'm not sure but mine does. And some hair as well.

[Heathcliff]

Two arms and two legs?

Hey... ARE YOU STEALING MY CRUSH?! :lol:

[Indyben]

It would appear dear Heathcliff that you are stealing my crush. Either that or... hmmm...

[Heathcliff]

You're being a dirty rotten crush stealer!!

Hmph!!

[Maryd.]

Hey maybe I have both your crushes.... Hahahahah.

(What I can't have a crush?)

[Indyben]

No you're quite entitled to a Crush :P I'm not a crush stealer. Wah.

[Heathcliff]

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=855&pictureid=7050

My crush and me...

Did you stealeth them?

[Maryd.]

Ok, so you crush has been revealed... Now be good children... Else mamma gonna get cross!

[Indyben]

I'll be good, I'll be good!

[Maryd.]

I know, you are good peoples.:angel:

[Maximilianus]

Some two people are apparently having a crush of their own :p :D

[Maryd.]

Yes Maxi, they also attend the same school... (Mum states, as she grows, three more grey hair)

[Indyben]

Nothing to worry about :) I'll be well behaved.

[Maryd.]

Good lad.

[Heathcliff]

:angel:

I'll be good.

:angel:

[Maryd.]

:angel:

I'll be good.

:angel:

Good chickie...

[Indyben]

Lol chickie.

[Heathcliff]

I ish chickie.

Anyone else have crushes?

[Indyben]

lol chickie you ish :P

[dafydd manton]

Bit too old for that now, plus very happily married, but what on earth did THAT mean?

[Maryd.]

Bit too old for that now, plus very happily married, but what on earth did THAT mean?

Hey there sir, young Heathcliff is my off-line daughter and young Indyben is her off-line beau... And this 'ish' thing... I am still trying to work out... Go figure!

[dafydd manton]

Aaah! Got you! Now all is clear. If only I were 35 years younger, I might understand some of this!

[Indyben]

"ish" is how lolcats say "is"

[Maryd.]

"ish" is how lolcats say "is"

What is a lolcat????

[Maximilianus]

Uh huh!! http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/yes2.gif
I found what lolcat is :D

lolcat (plural lolcats)


(Internet, neologism) An image macro of, usually, a kitten or a cat with a humorous caption.
(uncountable) (Internet, neologism) The deliberately misspelled and grammatically quirky form of English associated with such images' captions.


Sorry I had to appeal to the Wiktionary for help, but I didn't know what a lolcat is either, and I am too curious :p

[OrphanPip]

What is a lolcat????

Pictures of cats with humourous captions.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

[Maryd.]

Uh huh!! http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/yes2.gif
I found what lolcat is :D

lolcat (plural lolcats)


(Internet, neologism) An image macro of, usually, a kitten or a cat with a humorous caption.
(uncountable) (Internet, neologism) The deliberately misspelled and grammatically quirky form of English associated with such images' captions.


Sorry I had to appeal to the Wiktionary for help, but I didn't know what a lolcat is either, and I am too curious :p




Pictures of cats with humourous captions.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/



Hey thanks guys, I feel like I'm in school here.:crazy:

[Maximilianus]

Hey thanks guys, I feel like I'm in school here.:crazy:
Welcome, Mary. I'm at school too, somehow, always learning something new. One can never stop :nod:

[Indyben]

THERE'S A PERSON ON EARTH WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A LOLCAT IS!!!? *shock, horror, gasp*

[Heathcliff]

I didn't know until... Erm... A few months ago.

I are lolcat.

[dafydd manton]

Now I feel like a Lolfool

[Niamh]

Pictures of cats with humourous captions.

http://icanhascheezburger.com/

That must be where Admin got Serious Cat from. :nod:

[Indyben]

i lurve lolcats.

[Heathcliff]

I have a crush on a kitty...
:)

[Indyben]

I have a crush on a lolkitty

[dafydd manton]

I asked a cat to come down the pub with me once. it said "Me? 'Ow?"

[Heathcliff]

I are crush on kitty-eye.


I asked a cat to come down the pub with me once. it said "Me? 'Ow?"
Hahaha ha- ha- ha-

Yea, they are the sorts of jokes that my dad makes. :crazy:

[dafydd manton]

That's quite probably because your Dad and I are of the same vintage, and once you get to a certain age, you get this immutable desire to tell really bad jokes, or make shocking puns that nobody else understands. It's my poor wife you have to feel sorry for!

[Maryd.]

Well, ok then we feel sorry for her.

[Indyben]

yes, yes we do

[Heathcliff]

I like the jokes that only my dad makes.

I make them too and he laughs.

:D

[Indyben]

We can all have happy laff times!
:lol:

[dafydd manton]

Laugh and the world laughs with you - cry, and your mascara runs!

[Indyben]

Good thing I don't wear Mascara lol

[Heathcliff]

Hrm... I've never had mascara run before, only eyeliner. Depends.

I miss my crush. :(

[Scheherazade]

Good thing I don't wear Mascara lolWell, they say there is a first time for everything...

If you ask Dafydd nicely, he wouldn't mind sharing his with you, I am sure.

[Heathcliff]

Good thing I don't wear Mascara lol

You're going to wake up one morning with a full makeover. :nod:
You'll be very pretty, I assure you.

[Indyben]

...What have I gotten myself into?

[Heathcliff]

Oh, don't worry.
You can take the makeup off soon afterwards.
Actually... I'll have to put it on you when you're awake, otherwise I can't get the eye makeup to look pretty.
:)

[Maryd.]

I worry about you two...

[Heathcliff]

mwahahahahaha!!

[Indyben]

I worry about you two...

You worry about the both of us? Worry about me! I'm the one stuck with her lol. Aw just kidding, LOVE YA HEATH!!!!

[Heathcliff]

-Growls-

-Pulls out mascara from back pocket and stares at you fiendishly-

[Indyben]

*backs off worriedly*

[The Comedian]

An embarrassing admission: I always liked reading the stuff that would show up in this thread.

[Maximilianus]

Here is where much began like a life ago.

[stephofthenight]

wow- no thats not a tear in my eye...its just runny mascara :(

I had almost forgotten this thread :-( Max you are right, this thread started a lot... miss you lots more.

[Revolte]

I have this huge crush on myself, does that count? Some times I sing songs to myself while I wash the dishes, and dance with myself when I clean the house. I mean, that's pretty much all that relationships are right? Cleaning and dancing.

[Vonny]

My brother and I grew up having these cleaning and dancing parties! I recognize that. You reminded me that I need to start dancing more when I clean now!

Hey, wolf... I thought I saw a predator. Maybe I was wrong. You surprised me and I freaked out a little bit. Anyway, it occurred to me that someone's behavior could come across as bizarre when they can't really say what they feel. It's too bad that society makes things so difficult for many people. But it's okay for you to have a crush too.

[BienvenuJDC]

You know...when you have a crush online, it's easy to know it's just a crush. But when you begin to have feelings for someone that you see everyday, when does it cross over from being a crush to love...(and what is love anyway)?

[Maximilianus]

The above comments made me ponder about wolves and their predation habits. I understand, as far as my humble knowledge involves, that wolves only prey on the meals they are going to set on their table. I never heard of a wolf preying on their seemingly fine women, so if I had to be a predator, I suppose that being a wolf would be among the most decent choices. On the other hand, a man predator seems to be luckier than a wolf predator. They treat their seemingly fine women as garbage, and even so, they get laid whenever they want, whereas a wolf seems to need to undergo a few tests before being actually regarded as a good catch. Yet we still call ourselves a superior species. Isn't nature curious? I think it is.

A piece of advice to those who have crushes, and especially something way beyond a crush: TRY TO REMAIN AS SILENT AS POSSIBLE. If you talk about it in the open range, the vultures will take you for a piece of tasty dead meat.

And If I don't remember wrongly, I used to talk in plenty about these subjects on this and other threads, which had a few consequences I wasn't expecting. Maybe I should have never posted them. I should have been as smart as my counterpart was in matters of discretion. I wasn't. Dead wrong.



You know...when you have a crush online, it's easy to know it's just a crush.
Not always that easy, not even when it seems to be. All things and persons shapeshift. It's the highest skill.


(...) what is love anyway?
Depends. For some it's a teasing game, for others it's a chance to get serious, for others it's a mixture of both, and for others it means nothing. You choose your seat.

[Maximilianus]

I had almost forgotten this thread
I hadn't.

[Vonny]

Bienvenu, I like your biography. You must have your own definition of love.

What is love? I used to think that love was unconditional, which meant you stayed with a person regardless. My definition has changed though. Love is something that makes you feel better - on all levels. If it makes you feel worse about yourself or weakens you, it is not love.

Max, I don't understand, but your message makes me feel uneasy.

For the record, I haven't had a crush. Only admiration.

[Revolte]

My brother and I grew up having these cleaning and dancing parties! I recognize that. You reminded me that I need to start dancing more when I clean now!

Hey, wolf... I thought I saw a predator. Maybe I was wrong. You surprised me and I freaked out a little bit. Anyway, it occurred to me that someone's behavior could come across as bizarre when they can't really say what they feel. It's too bad that society makes things so difficult for many people. But it's okay for you to have a crush too.

I think it's more bizarre if someone does say what they feel. Considering you have to pretty much B.S. you're way through survival. Lets face it, if you have rent to pay or a kid to take care off, and your boss tells you off, most people are gonna keep their traps shut. That's the general attitude this world thrives on.

Also, I'm about as predatory as a mouse. I can't even touch meat, let alone eat it. I don't believe in any use of force, in your everyday situation, and I aint that creepy.

But I can be a bit of a creeper, given a Four Loko and some mickeys, plus Facebook, but I just love the feel of the chase, the 'prize' does nothing for me.

[Vonny]

Revolte, Thanks for letting me know more about you.

I agree completely about having to b.s. through survival.

I don't eat meat either.

The forum is a very weird experience, this illusory world. It's very difficult to anticipate what's coming next. But I'm getting a crash course in forum usage now.

"given a Four Loko and some mickeys" ...I have no idea what that means.

When I said, "I thought I saw a predator," I didn't mean to judge you, necessarily. It's just that I have a habit of always asking, "What is that?" Especially if I'm surprised by something. I guess it stems from a past trauma of mine. And you did seem a little different to me. I mean, in fact, you are different from anyone I know... (that's not to be taken in a bad way.)

The other thing is that I realize that things I say come out very differently to strangers, in type. If I said this to people I know, they would not hear an intensity that strangers hear. So this is a very odd and interesting experience.

[Revolte]

Revolte, Thanks for letting me know more about you.

I agree completely about having to b.s. through survival.

I don't eat meat either.

The forum is a very weird experience, this illusory world. It's very difficult to anticipate what's coming next. But I'm getting a crash course in forum usage now.

"given a Four Loko and some mickeys" ...I have no idea what that means.

When I said, "I thought I saw a predator," I didn't mean to judge you, necessarily. It's just that I have a habit of always asking, "What is that?" Especially if I'm surprised by something. I guess it stems from a past trauma of mine. And you did seem a little different to me. I mean, in fact, you are different from anyone I know... (that's not to be taken in a bad way.)

The other thing is that I realize that things I say come out very differently to strangers, in type. If I said this to people I know, they would not hear an intensity that strangers hear. So this is a very odd and interesting experience.

Ah mickeys and four lokos are malt drinks, sometimes when I'm bored and have no desire to be productive I have a couple drinks and go online attempting to flirt with people who I know won't stand me. I'm bad like that I guess.


I like the way you think.

[Maximilianus]

Max, I don't understand, but your message makes me feel uneasy
I often have that effect.


What is love? I used to think that love was unconditional, which meant you stayed with a person regardless. My definition has changed though. Love is something that makes you feel better - on all levels. If it makes you feel worse about yourself or weakens you, it is not love.
Same I said, but in different terms, and hence agreed.

[tonywalt]

Bump: Sylvia Plath (ok, she could be moody at times, but that New England thing she had was hot)