Litnet Crushes

[AmericanEagle]

Did anyone besides Maryd guess who mine is?

I already know who it is.

[soundofmusic]

:bawling:
Did anyone besides Maryd guess who mine is?

Jethro, how could you...:nono:

"And all because of the man who got away...no more his eager call, the writings on the wall....:nonod:

[BienvenuJDC]

:bawling:

Jethro, how could you...:nono:

"And all because of the man who got away...no more his eager call, the writings on the wall....:nonod:

How could I what? Be human?

[Heathcliff]

I have a crush on...Did I say "Logos" already? If I did, I have a crush on...Classic Charm! :D
Yay!! Someone said something!!
Congrats Neo, you shall go down in the hall of fame.


Did anyone besides Maryd guess who mine is?
Well, I live with her, but I'm only guessing and I'm not going to research.

Everyone should just come clean.

[BienvenuJDC]

Yay!! Someone said something!!
Congrats Neo, you shall go down in the hall of fame.



And yours is?

[Heathcliff]

And yours is?
Aha. Nope. My mummy is here. That and apart from it being nobody's business and I'd have to ask them first if they want to be put on my list, I was still in nappies nine years ago, I'm only a baby.

[soundofmusic]

How could I what? Be human?

:nonod:think of all the poor women crying now that you've given yourself to only one; Now take Neo for instance, he is dedicated to the happiness of so many women:banana::banana:

[Heathcliff]

:nonod:think of all the poor women crying now that you've given yourself to only one; Now take Neo for instance, he is dedicated to the happiness of so many women:banana::banana:
Great it is only a crush then. Hilarious.
Soundofmusic? Do you have a crush?

[AmericanEagle]

:nonod:think of all the poor women crying now that you've given yourself to only one; Now take Neo for instance, he is dedicated to the happiness of so many women:banana::banana:

Nah, I think Bien has more than one.

[Maryd.]

Nah, I think Bien has more than one.

Yes Angel, so do I!

[soundofmusic]

Great it is only a crush then. Hilarious.
Soundofmusic? Do you have a crush?

No, I admire several folks on the site; but Sounds loves the men in novels and movies that never disappoints:nopity:

[Maximilianus]

No, I admire several folks on the site; but Sounds loves the men in novels and movies that never disappoints:nopity:

Such men are quite unreal. Surely that's why they become lovable :p ;) I've come to conclude that the real man nearest to a perfect novel/movie character would be.... ME!!!! :goof: :lol:

[soundofmusic]

Such men are quite unreal. Surely that's why they become lovable :p ;) I've come to conclude that the real man nearest to a perfect novel/movie character would be.... ME!!!! :goof: :lol:

Ah, yes, my love; but you are take...soundos life story:bawling:

I've had a television crush for many years, he is utterly captivating in his movie and television roles; but I recently realized that all of that beautiful hair is several pieces taped over a bald head, he wears a hearing aide, has a glass eye and probably false teeth. He is very big into health food; so soundo would not want to spend much time with him when his digestive juices start trickling...Ah, but does it matter; Sounds can always see him at his best in the movies and her dreams:ladysman:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

:skep:Man, you are such a player; why don't you just mention the women on the site you don't have a crush on: Sound of Music,.....
:coolgleamA:

Well, you know what my motto is...Don't hate or discriminate, just appreciate. It's all good. :D

By the way, you're one of my crushes too.:blush: You're soooo cool and smart.:D


Yay!! Someone said something!!
Congrats Neo, you shall go down in the hall of fame.


Thank you, kindly, dear.:)

[hoope]

No, I admire several folks on the site; but Sounds loves the men in novels and movies that never disappoints:nopity:

I agree soundofmusic ! i use to have crush on Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre and Mr.Darcy from Pride and Prejudice ..hehehehe:smile5:
Coz its always as u said they r so perfect & they dnt disappoint u !

[Maximilianus]

Ah, yes, my love; but you are take...soundos life story:bawling:
Really? By who? Pray tell, who told you she's my owner? :goof: :lol:


I've had a television crush for many years, he is utterly captivating in his movie and television roles; but I recently realized that all of that beautiful hair is several pieces taped over a bald head, he wears a hearing aide, has a glass eye and probably false teeth. He is very big into health food; so soundo would not want to spend much time with him when his digestive juices start trickling...Ah, but does it matter; Sounds can always see him at his best in the movies and her dreams:ladysman:
Is he a Frankenstein clone? http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/scratch_one-s_head.gif ....... :goof: http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/derisive.gif


I agree soundofmusic ! i use to have crush on Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre and Mr.Darcy from Pride and Prejudice ..hehehehe:smile5:
Coz its always as u said they r so perfect & they dnt disappoint u !
I seem not to disappoint either. I've been called adorable, intelligent, flawless, sweet and alike praising terms... though the person speaking up may be rather... subjective :goof: :lol:

[grace86]

I had no idea this thread was still around :eek2: haha I think it was ages ago last time I frequented this conversation!! You guys crack me up!

[soundofmusic]

I agree soundofmusic ! i use to have crush on Mr. Rochester from Jane Eyre and Mr.Darcy from Pride and Prejudice ..hehehehe:smile5:
Coz its always as u said they r so perfect & they dnt disappoint u !

:drool5: Oh God, yeah, I was so hooked on Mr Rochester and all those mind games (I loved we he did the gypsy number) and the misunderstood Mr. Darcy...ah; but yes, much better in books.


Really? By who? Pray tell, who told you she's my owner? :goof: :lol:
Is he a Frankenstein clone? http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/scratch_one-s_head.gif ....... :goof: http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/derisive.gif
I seem not to disappoint either. I've been called adorable, intelligent, flawless, sweet and alike praising terms... though the person speaking up may be rather... subjective :goof: :lol:
:svengo: Sorry Max, I assummed your lady love would own your soul too:angel:
He may be a Frankenstein clone at that; he's a huge fellow :drool5:
Perhaps you should fedex a pic and references to my Florida address:lol:


I had no idea this thread was still around :eek2: haha I think it was ages ago last time I frequented this conversation!! You guys crack me up!

Well, join in Grace; tell us all your steamy stories...we won't tell a soul:lurk5:

[Maximilianus]

I had no idea this thread was still around :eek2: haha I think it was ages ago last time I frequented this conversation!! You guys crack me up!
At your service http://smiles.kolobok.us/personal/hi.gif... come anytime you want.... some of us are determined to keep this thread alive


:svengo: Sorry Max, I assumed your lady love would own your soul too:angel:
Of course she does, but I'm not telling her yet. It's better to keep her in a bit of a mystery... to increase her interest http://smiles.kolobok.us/rpg/elf.gif http://smiles.kolobok.us/remake/spiteful.gif http://smiles.kolobok.us/remake/wink.gif


Perhaps you should fedex a pic and references to my Florida address:lol:
If I had such an address ... oh, this young fellow looks like a postman: http://smiles.kolobok.us/personal/pogranichnik.gif ..... http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/derisive.gif



Well, join in Grace; tell us all your steamy stories...we won't tell a soul:lurk5:
Yes, Grace, come back and tell us who has you http://smiles.kolobok.us/light_skin/man_in_love.gif and even :drool5: or maybe :svengo: ....... :D

[stephofthenight]

Steph has multiple crushes :D

[soundofmusic]

Thank you, Steph, it's nice to see all of our handsome and beautiful friends on litnet:seeya:

[Maximilianus]

Steph has multiple crushes :D
And they are...

[Heathcliff]

Ooh, ooh. Do tell.

I need to narrow it down, my mum finally said I could say. I have... Um... I've narrowed it down to seven.

Three favourites.
Two others I like.
Two more for fun.

I like everyone.
Only I'm not going to reveal them.
My mummy won't let me do that.

[Maximilianus]

Tell the mum to pay a blind eye :p :D

[Heathcliff]

Yer, sure.

I tell my mummy though, of course. Even though she won't tell me mine.

I chose seven of them. I mean, that is pretty much everyone, isn't it?

[Maximilianus]

Yep, seven is quite a number. Maybe you need a bit more refinement :p

[Heathcliff]

Nope. I don't want to upset anyone so I guess I'll have to like everyone. Besides, it won't be taken as seriously. Better, seeing as it is all a bit of a joke anyway to me.

[Maximilianus]

Okay, as you wish. A gentleman must not insist :)

[Heathcliff]

Ahh. Yer.

I likey everyone.

Besides, before I'd say who they are I'd have to ask them first. Odd, aren't I?

[Maryd.]

Tell the mum to pay a blind eye :p :D

MAX! Mum never has a blind eye... She watches intensely in the background.:nono:

[Maximilianus]

Ahh. Yer.

I likey everyone.

Besides, before I'd say who they are I'd have to ask them first. Odd, aren't I?
Not odd at all :thumbsup: Just well educated like an :angel:


MAX! Mum never has a blind eye... She watches intensely in the background.:nono:
That's a good mum :nod: :thumbsup:

[hoope]

:drool5: Oh God, yeah, I was so hooked on Mr Rochester and all those mind games (I loved we he did the gypsy number) and the misunderstood Mr. Darcy...ah; but yes, much better in books.


Yea ! i always wondered how come ppl in books are so perfect ... an how its hard to love someone in real life..!
Is love that complicated ????:confused5:

[Maryd.]

Yea ! i always wondered how come ppl in books are so perfect ... an how its hard to love someone in real life..!
Is love that complicated ????:confused5:

Yes my dear... One can never really love, unless one learns to love unconditionally and that is the hardest kind of love.:angel:

[soundofmusic]

Yea ! i always wondered how come ppl in books are so perfect ... an how its hard to love someone in real life..!
Is love that complicated ????:confused5:

I think it's easier to love the characters in books and movies because the entire story takes place, in our time, over a very short period. Jane Eyres jealousy is a few chapters before her reward. She leaves Rochester for a few chapters; but gains the love of a handsome man, a lovely family and money. She then comes home to a man who is now dependent on her...

Of course, Mr Rochester never has gas, doesn't need assistance to the bathroom, doesn't miss the toilet, isn't awkward in his manly duties, doesn't have girls phone numbers in his wallet, doesn't receive phone calls in the middle of the night....:beatdeadhorse5:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Eh, love is both complicated and simple at the same time. Find the truth amidst all the confusion and lies and you'll see.

[hoope]

hehehehe... i will try searching for a guy like him.... when i ws reading it.. i kept in my mind that i wanted to marry a guy who's in mid 30 or older .. :p



Yes my dear... One can never really love, unless one learns to love unconditionally and that is the hardest kind of love
Oh Mary ! iwill keep that alwaysin my mind


Eh, love is both complicated and simple at the same time. Find the truth amidst all the confusion and lies and you'll see

Neo ! its much easy to say .. sometimes .. but life is harder than that !

[AimusSage]

I so have a crush on someone, it's the green that gets me . :D

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Neo ! its much easy to say .. sometimes .. but life is harder than that !

Eh, I know. That's why it's both easy and complicated at the same time.:D


I so have a crush on someone, it's the green that gets me . :D

Wow! Sweet! It's the pink that gets me.:angel:

[Niamh]

I so have a crush on someone, it's the green that gets me . :D

you mean you have a crush on yourself? ;) (joke!!!!! *hides*)

[AimusSage]

you mean you have a crush on yourself? ;) (joke!!!!! *hides*)
Green is good :D I am the most green person in the universe, but no, it's not me :)

Little green men are everywhere. :lol:

[Niamh]

Green is good :D I am the most green person in the universe, but no, it's not me :)

Little green men are everywhere. :lol:

damn! And i really thought i'd guessed it that time! lol!

and yes... yes they are! :D

[soundofmusic]

hehehehe... i will try searching for a guy like him.... when i ws reading it.. i kept in my mind that i wanted to marry a guy who's in mid 30 or older .. :p



Well, if you chose to go that route, get a doctors guaranty that his teeth, brain, heart and uh:ihih: will all work for the next...however long you intend to keep him.

I think unconditional love is something we are obligated to have for anyone we procreate; it's an accident that we sometimes catch it (like the flu) for a romantic partner. :svengo:

[AimusSage]

damn! And i really thought i'd guessed it that time! lol!

and yes... yes they are! :D

Martians, they never give up, that is why I love them so much.

Isn't it the rule that people get three guesses?

[Niamh]

yes but i need to research and think it through before i use up my last two. :p

[BienvenuJDC]

MAX! Mum never has a blind eye... She watches intensely in the background.:nono:

That's what makes mum such a wise and wonderful mum...when my daughter starts getting on the internet...I will be sitting on her lap.

[AimusSage]

damn! And i really thought i'd guessed it that time! lol!

and yes... yes they are! :D
Here is a hint: The person is as far as I know, completely human. :conehead:

[soundofmusic]

Green is good :D I am the most green person in the universe, but no, it's not me :)

Little green men are everywhere. :lol:

Is he a green intellectual, youthful and sprightly;)

[BienvenuJDC]

Here is a hint: The person is as far as I know, completely human. :conehead:

A human...here on LitNet?

[Niamh]

Here is a hint: The person is as far as I know, completely human. :conehead:


A human...here on LitNet?

never!!!!

[AimusSage]

Is he a green intellectual, youthful and sprightly;)
Not a he., and the other things, yes that describes me. :lol: (somewhat anyway, I am very, very old)


A human...here on LitNet?
Are there other beings on the litnet besides humans? I was not aware, please introduce me to these non humans, I would love to meet them.

[soundofmusic]

Not a he., and the other things, yes that describes me. :lol: (somewhat anyway, I am very, very old)
Are there other beings on the litnet besides humans? I was not aware, please introduce me to these non humans, I would love to meet them.

Oh my, well is she green colored, like that hot lady dragon on Beowulf:drool5:

or does she have a green fungus:sick: or a green thumb :thumbsup: or is she

into ecology and going green:gnorsi:

[Heathcliff]

Not odd at all :thumbsup: Just well educated like an :angel:

Thanks.
Of course I only speak to three or four people on litnet, so it isn't very much.
You can guess if you like. :P

I must know AimusSage's... Yes, we must all know...
Ahh, so she's green. That does a lot of good.

Mine are lighter, cooler colours for the most part.

Wait - I've got another one - eight now.

Four faves, two others, then two more.

[Maryd.]

Wait - I've got another one - eight now.

Four faves, two others, then two more.

Young lady do you wish to be grounded.:seeya:

[stephofthenight]

Young lady do you wish to be grounded.:seeya:

Ah, how refreshing. You two keep me entertained. :rofl:

[BienvenuJDC]

I so have a crush on someone, it's the green that gets me . :D

It's not easy being green...
http://www.pacificink.com/images/blog/kermit-the-frog.jpg


Thanks.
Of course I only speak to three or four people on litnet, so it isn't very much.
You can guess if you like. :P

I must know AimusSage's... Yes, we must all know...
Ahh, so she's green. That does a lot of good.

Mine are lighter, cooler colours for the most part.

Wait - I've got another one - eight now.

Four faves, two others, then two more.

You must give hints...

[Niamh]

It's not easy being green...
http://www.pacificink.com/images/blog/kermit-the-frog.jpg

:brow:

[Maximilianus]

Eh, love is both complicated and simple at the same time. Find the truth amidst all the confusion and lies and you'll see.
How profound Neo, totally agreed http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_handshake.gif


Young lady do you wish to be grounded.:seeya:


Ah, how refreshing. You two keep me entertained. :rofl:
Yes, mum-daughter talks are refreshing http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_fan.gif

[grace86]

At your service http://smiles.kolobok.us/personal/hi.gif... come anytime you want.... some of us are determined to keep this thread alive

Yes, Grace, come back and tell us who has you http://smiles.kolobok.us/light_skin/man_in_love.gif and even :drool5: or maybe :svengo: ....... :D


You guys are so funny. I love the new smilies! Well I can't possibly tell you who my litnet crush currently is, seeing as I don't have one..or at least..I haven't been frequenting the pages having those sneaky and chemical conversations with any charming young man recently. Guess I need someone charming to sweep me off my litnet feet! :angel:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Thanks.
Of course I only speak to three or four people on litnet, so it isn't very much.
You can guess if you like. :P

I must know AimusSage's... Yes, we must all know...
Ahh, so she's green. That does a lot of good.

Mine are lighter, cooler colours for the most part.

Wait - I've got another one - eight now.

Four faves, two others, then two more.

Oh, my...Busy little bee, ain't 'cha? ;)


Ah, how refreshing. You two keep me entertained. :rofl:

It's all entertainment. Or is it?:eek2:

[soundofmusic]

It's not easy being green...
http://www.pacificink.com/images/blog/kermit-the-frog.jpg

You must give hints...

Oh, I love Kermit; I've always identified with Miss Piggy:piggy:


You guys are so funny. I love the new smilies! Well I can't possibly tell you who my litnet crush currently is, seeing as I don't have one..or at least..I haven't been frequenting the pages having those sneaky and chemical conversations with any charming young man recently. Guess I need someone charming to sweep me off my litnet feet! :angel:

Well, you must tell us of your non-Lit net crushes...I'm sure in time one of the guys here will begin to grow on you. It's so much easier when you're just dealing with minds and avatars...:wink5:

[grace86]

Well, you must tell us of your non-Lit net crushes...I'm sure in time one of the guys here will begin to grow on you. It's so much easier when you're just dealing with minds and avatars...:wink5:

Haha my "non-Litnet" crushes, like real life? Well...I'm sure my love life on Litnet will be a whole lot less messy. Real life is interesting, as I am sure all our love lives are! I've been told I should write a book. Whatcha wanna know??

[soundofmusic]

Haha my "non-Litnet" crushes, like real life? Well...I'm sure my love life on Litnet will be a whole lot less messy. Real life is interesting, as I am sure all our love lives are! I've been told I should write a book. Whatcha wanna know??

Oh goody, all the messy details:bigear: Any sad presents, or ex's, or excesses:drool5:

[Maryd.]

Have them... Ain't gonna tell... Hahahaha

[AmericanEagle]

Have them... Ain't gonna tell... Hahahaha

You're no fun. :(

[Maryd.]

You're no fun. :(

Fun, you know what is fun? Watching everyone here ask about the other's crushes, but not revealing theirs... Now that is fun. You already know my dilema, I have the capacity to "overlove" (It's a new word I have added to my very own dictionary) and there isn't enough room here, on this page to put down all my crushes. Hahahahaha...

I know I am :out: but what to do?

[BienvenuJDC]

You're no fun. :(

So...are YOU going to tell?

[AmericanEagle]

So...are YOU going to tell?

Do you think I have a Litnet crush?

[BienvenuJDC]

Do you think I have a Litnet crush?

To be blunt...yes

Are you saying that you don't?

[AmericanEagle]

To be blunt...yes

Who do you think it is?


Are you saying that you don't?

I never said I didn't have one.

[BienvenuJDC]

Who do you think it is?


I bet his name isn't defined with just three letters...

[AmericanEagle]

I bet his name isn't defined with just three letters...

Tell me you did not just say that.

[BienvenuJDC]

Tell me you did not just say that.

:goof:

[AmericanEagle]

:goof:

Now what is that supposed to mean?

[BienvenuJDC]

Now what is that supposed to mean?

I'm not a mean person...

[AmericanEagle]

I'm not a mean person...

I never thought you were a mean person...

Well, my crush's name doesn't have just three letters. Or does it?

[BienvenuJDC]

I bet his name is Phil...isn't it?

[soundofmusic]

Fun, you know what is fun? Watching everyone here ask about the other's crushes, but not revealing theirs... Now that is fun. You already know my dilema, I have the capacity to "overlove" (It's a new word I have added to my very own dictionary) and there isn't enough room here, on this page to put down all my crushes. Hahahahaha...

I know I am :out: but what to do?

Overlove, I like that word. I don't overlove, I just become psychotic:banghead: :rant: :crazy::ack2:

But now it's okay, Yeah, I'm a cougar, Hear me roar....:lol:


I never thought you were a mean person...

Well, my crush's name doesn't have just three letters. Or does it?

Um, I take you for a person who likes the intellectual, artistic sort...brilliant and debonaire...

[BienvenuJDC]

Overlove, I like that word. I don't overlove, I just become psychotic:banghead: :rant: :crazy::ack2:

But now it's okay, Yeah, I'm a cougar, Hear me roar....:lol:

http://www.bergoiata.org/fe/nature01/nature%27s_window_csg001_cougar.jpg

:eek2::goof:

[Heathcliff]

Such a pretty animal...

Mum, stephofthenight, BienvenuJDC, Maximilianus, Neo_Sephiroth, I'm not going to fess up.

I may gave some hints, but even if you guess it right, I'm not going to tell you.

Erm... Anyone have any questions?
I guess, whatever I said before. Most of them are sort of blue or greyish with I think two being the exception. Yea, that is it for now.

Of course my mummy won't ground me... What can you ground me from?
I must know my mother's though.

[soundofmusic]

Now that is a married cougar if I ever saw one. Look at that deep contentment in her eyes...no lust to sharpen her gaze. And she's very lean, you can tell she gives her mate all the nice fat bits of meat....

Now this cougar...she's ready to pounce and well nourished from years of enjoying the fat of the lamb..:smilielol5:

[Maryd.]

I never thought you were a mean person...

Well, my crush's name doesn't have just three letters. Or does it?

Hey dear, only you and I know who your crush is and we will be buried with it my friend... Mwah to you.


Of course my mummy won't ground me... What can you ground me from?
I must know my mother's though.

Hmmmm.....:smash::smash:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Overlove, I like that word. I don't overlove, I just become psychotic:banghead: :rant: :crazy::ack2:

But now it's okay, Yeah, I'm a cougar, Hear me roar....:lol:

...Whoa...:goof:

[grace86]

"Overlove" now that's a term that will probably fit within my own dictionary! But perhaps it's not overlove that is a problem. Some of ya'll know that I'm a Christian...so I guess my godly love for people has had a tendency a number of times to give certain young fellows the wrong impression. Call me a nice girl I guess.

But as to actual relationships and or love interests, I guess I am counting down near having them all. One serious relationship I was cheated on like, five times. Next serious relationship I was engaged for two years and called it off. The third never turned into an "official" relationship...but guys are dumb like that because it was a relationship nonetheless. That one was kind of romantic - waiting a year for a godly led Prince Charming who plays the guitar, running off to far away countries...then to be dropped on the head. Then, later, again I was a bit emotionally used by another young fellow. And currently...the new prospect is a dear friend in the military I've known since childhood. He's coming home on leave from Iraq...and there goes another blistering Nicholas Sparks novel.....


So. In real life...that's my love life in a nutshell. But we all have some of those stories right?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...yes, we do...

Don't you all wish that love was easy?

[Maryd.]

Mums the word! On relationships for me... They are tedious and annoying. Everyone wants to be loved and needs to be loved, but foolishly we are all forgetting about the unconditional kind. This is where relationships get tested. That is my theory on love and why love fails. Because one or the other or both, cannot or will not love unconditionally.

[BienvenuJDC]

Mums the word! On relationships for me... They are tedious and annoying. Everyone wants to be loved and needs to be loved, but foolishly we are all forgetting about the unconditional kind. This is where relationships get tested. That is my theory on love and why love fails. Because one or the other or both, cannot or will not love unconditionally.

Amen...a big 10-4...whoo-hoo...:thumbsup:

[Maryd.]

Amen...a big 10-4...whoo-hoo...:thumbsup:

So gald we agree Bien.

[grace86]

I've heard it explained that to unconditionally love someone is a choice. Hmm...

[grace86]

Perhaps I should make a choice to have a litnet crush! :goof:

[Maryd.]

Perhaps I should make a choice to have a litnet crush! :goof:

Good idea, you will definetly be in an unconditional relationship as one knows the person through verbal interaction and not physical.

[BienvenuJDC]

Unconditional love is not something that you "fall into", it is an action that one makes a commitment to another. Although it is difficult to do for another that does not reciprocate, sometimes you just have to wait until the other is receptive. However, it is possible to maintain that love.

[grace86]

Good idea, you will definetly be in an unconditional relationship as one knows the person through verbal interaction and not physical.

Hahaha now I just gotta find a nice chap. He should be handsome, intellectual, he should love to read...all sorts of literature - fictional and philosophy, maybe some history... (muahaha) and not be too young, nor too old....anyone know someone? :D

:blush5:

[Maryd.]

Hahaha now I just gotta find a nice chap. He should be handsome, intellectual, he should love to read...all sorts of literature - fictional and philosophy, maybe some history... (muahaha) and not be too young, nor too old....anyone know someone? :D

:blush5:

Ah er... B... Oops... I won't mention names. :angel:

[grace86]

Ah er... B... Oops... I won't mention names. :angel:

Ah Maryd dear you have to!! How else shall I participate in LitNet crushes unless I get a little help...seeing as how I frequent the forum so little!! How shall I ever meet him? ;) :angel:

[Maryd.]

Well all I will say, is that there is a fellow who has been on this thread recently and fits your criteria... Hahahaha, criteria.... Hahahaha. Sorry... I got lost there.

[grace86]

Well all I will say, is that there is a fellow who has been on this thread recently and fits your criteria... Hahahaha, criteria.... Hahahaha. Sorry... I got lost there.

He hasn't to have commented first on this page has he? Hmmmm???

[Maryd.]

Hmmmmm, back at you dear. Maybe, maybe not. Oieew, I am so naughty.

[grace86]

Hmmmmm, back at you dear. Maybe, maybe not. Oieew, I am so naughty.

Haha that makes me laugh! You should be a litnet matchmaker

[Maryd.]

Yes, yes, I could do that... No wait, I would probably match up the same gender by accident. You know, with all that unconditional love... I wouldn't bother to find out their genders. Hahaha.

[BienvenuJDC]

Does anyone here think that I'm not reading all of this?

[Maryd.]

Does anyone here think that I'm not reading all of this?

You love the attention...

[soundofmusic]

"Overlove" now that's a term that will probably fit within my own dictionary! But perhaps it's not overlove that is a problem. Some of ya'll know that I'm a Christian...so I guess my godly love for people has had a tendency a number of times to give certain young fellows the wrong impression. Call me a nice girl I guess.

But as to actual relationships and or love interests, I guess I am counting down near having them all. One serious relationship I was cheated on like, five times. Next serious relationship I was engaged for two years and called it off. The third never turned into an "official" relationship...but guys are dumb like that because it was a relationship nonetheless. That one was kind of romantic - waiting a year for a godly led Prince Charming who plays the guitar, running off to far away countries...then to be dropped on the head. Then, later, again I was a bit emotionally used by another young fellow. And currently...the new prospect is a dear friend in the military I've known since childhood. He's coming home on leave from Iraq...and there goes another blistering Nicholas Sparks novel.....
So. In real life...that's my love life in a nutshell. But we all have some of those stories right?

Is it my imagination; or are Christian relationships more complicated than others. It's like one of the couple thinks, "Wooo, I guess if I'm a Christian the marriage thing is for real...
I was married to a Christian, the first year was okay; after that, everyday he told me he didn't want to be married. :dupe: Finally, 71/2 years later, I said, "Guess What, I'm giving you what you want" He was shocked, "But we don't believe in divorce unless.....:seeya:


Yes...yes, we do...
Don't you all wish that love was easy?
I've made a new rule, Jethro, from now on, Love is going to be easy or I'm not letting it in the house:lol:


Mums the word! On relationships for me... They are tedious and annoying. Everyone wants to be loved and needs to be loved, but foolishly we are all forgetting about the unconditional kind. This is where relationships get tested. That is my theory on love and why love fails. Because one or the other or both, cannot or will not love unconditionally.

It would really help if people would like us for who we are when they first get into a relationship instead of saying, "He'd be great if I could get him away from his friends" "Boy, you'd look so hot if you lost 10 pounds"


Well all I will say, is that there is a fellow who has been on this thread recently and fits your criteria... Hahahaha, criteria.... Hahahaha. Sorry... I got lost there.

He is perfect; maybe we can clone him:ladysman:

[BienvenuJDC]

He is perfect; maybe we can clone him:ladysman:

There's a perfect man? Yeah...and I'm Spiderman...

[Heathcliff]

Mums the word! On relationships for me... They are tedious and annoying. Everyone wants to be loved and needs to be loved, but foolishly we are all forgetting about the unconditional kind. This is where relationships get tested. That is my theory on love and why love fails. Because one or the other or both, cannot or will not love unconditionally.
Mother-child.


There's a perfect man? Yeah...and I'm Spiderman...

Are you Spiderman? That would be impressive.

I think love is an illusion entirely and a practical waste of time. Then again if you ask me when I'm in a good mood, I'd probably change my mind.
My theory is that is is total rubbish, but total rubbish could be magical in the eye of the beholder. Without 100% honesty from the time it begins, it will keel over.

Good thing all of this is only crushes. So much easier.

[soundofmusic]

There's a perfect man? Yeah...and I'm Spiderman...

My gosh, he is perfect and he can leap tall buildings and kiss you upsidedown out of windows...:brow:

[BienvenuJDC]

My gosh, he is perfect and he can leap tall buildings and kiss you upsidedown out of windows...:brow:

Am I being patronized? You know...it's not easy being a super hero...I don't know if I want any part of it.

:hat: Maybe a Dr Suess character...

[Nax]

C <3 H

JuniperWoolf

[Heathcliff]

C <3 H

JuniperWoolf

Hi5!!

Now that is the sort of honesty I like!!

[Maryd.]

Am I being patronized? You know...it's not easy being a super hero...I don't know if I want any part of it.

:hat: Maybe a Dr Suess character...

No dear, we all love you... Mwah to you.

[Heathcliff]

No dear, we all love you... Mwah to you.

Agreed!!

[soundofmusic]

Am I being patronized? You know...it's not easy being a super hero...I don't know if I want any part of it.

:hat: Maybe a Dr Suess character...

I'd never patronize you; but you do know we ladies have a tendency to see our men in the guises that stimulate our imaginations...

The Cat in the Hat...hum, doesn't he vacuum? No, but he screws up all the time, I've already lived that fantasy with my first husband.:lol:

[BienvenuJDC]

I cannot deny that I love the attention...but I must be who I am...

And I'm pretty sure that I am not Spiderman...
I never was one of those player types. I had a very good friend who was a player...he's still single and 'playing'. I guess one must define that...because I guess we all are 'playing' on here.

[Heathcliff]

I cannot deny that I love the attention...but I must be who I am...

And I'm pretty sure that I am not Spiderman...
I never was one of those player types. I had a very good friend who was a player...he's still single and 'playing'. I guess one must define that...because I guess we all are 'playing' on here.
Spiderman wasn't a player.
He liked one girl and she just kept on messing with his head by going out with all of those other guys.
Or maybe that is just my opinion.

True... It is a game.
And it is Valentines Day!!
We should celebrate why I was woken up before midday on a weekend by text messages!!

[BienvenuJDC]

Spiderman wasn't a player.
He liked one girl and she just kept on messing with his head by going out with all of those other guys.
Or maybe that is just my opinion.

True... It is a game.
And it is Valentines Day!!
We should celebrate why I was woken up before midday on a weekend by text messages!!

Maybe I'm more like Spiderman than I thought...
Although he has special abilities, he's still just human. And although many love Spiderman, he catches more flack than he gets credit for doing good...and he can never seem to get ahead.

[Heathcliff]

Maybe I'm more like Spiderman than I thought...
Although he has special abilities, he's still just human. And although many love Spiderman, he catches more flack than he gets credit for doing good...and he can never seem to get ahead.
Yea. He's also a little kid.

And he needs to get a better apartment.

[soundofmusic]

I cannot deny that I love the attention...but I must be who I am...

And I'm pretty sure that I am not Spiderman...
I never was one of those player types. I had a very good friend who was a player...he's still single and 'playing'. I guess one must define that...because I guess we all are 'playing' on here.

Well, you're probably so secure in yourself you don't need to be a player:ladysman: I became a player when I lost my baby fat and got that "glow" teens get somewhere between 12 and 15. I had 3 boyfriends at a time; mostly because I always assumed 2 would leave. One day they all showed up at once...Well, anyway, I stopped being a player and got married.
Then, for the next several years, I just dreamed about being a player...


Spiderman wasn't a player.
He liked one girl and she just kept on messing with his head by going out with all of those other guys.
Or maybe that is just my opinion.

True... It is a game.
And it is Valentines Day!!
We should celebrate why I was woken up before midday on a weekend by text messages!!
Yes, Happy Valentines Day everyone. Which reminds me, Heathcliff, you haven't given us any more clues on who the lucky lad is...

[Maryd.]

...Yes, Happy Valentines Day everyone. Which reminds me, Heathcliff, you haven't given us any more clues on who the lucky lad is...


And she won't if I have anything to do with it!!

[soundofmusic]

And she won't if I have anything to do with it!!

Gosh, mom, and I found two of the most adorable candidates...and they're already friends....:idea:

[Maryd.]

Gosh, mom, and I found two of the most adorable candidates...and they're already friends....:idea:

That's ok soundofmusic... I know it's all in fun. I just wanted to see what kind of response I would get from you - sorry. It is my wicked sense of humour. :ciappa:

[soundofmusic]

That's ok soundofmusic... I know it's all in fun. I just wanted to see what kind of response I would get from you - sorry. It is my wicked sense of humour. :ciappa:

You have a lovely sense of humor. Did you get flowers and chocolate for Valentines? I stayed in my house and watched "A Woman Scorned"...No really, I don't know why, I always like to watch the Betty Broderick story on Valentines; it's kind of like A Wonderful Life on Christmas...

[BienvenuJDC]

Yea. He's also a little kid.

And he needs to get a better apartment.

(clears throat) ...a little kid? Youthful I could say...sure, but YOU are calling him a little kid? ok....we'll go with that...

[soundofmusic]

(clears throat) ...a little kid? Youthful I could say...sure, but YOU are calling him a little kid? ok....we'll go with that...

Well, his voice is still high...maybe it's the costume:smilielol5:

[BienvenuJDC]

Spiderman doesn't have a voice...not the real Spiderman that is...

He's always been the silent type...:skep:

...and that is why I am going to just be silent from now on...

I can get this type of ill treatment anywhere you know.:incazzato:

[soundofmusic]

Spiderman doesn't have a voice...not the real Spiderman that is...

He's always been the silent type...:skep:

...and that is why I am going to just be silent from now on...

I can get this type of ill treatment anywhere you know.:incazzato:

:banghead: You're right, Spriderman doesn't have a voice...I was thinking of Toby McGuire...It's an easy mistake to make:nod:

[Heathcliff]

Spiderman is a little kid. I mean, he's just out of high school, only a baby really.

I suppose I can't talk though. Still, I call everyone a kid. Particularily those 'spider' types who bounce off walls in the way three year olds do after having too much sugar.

Bien, you can't be silent. Why would you be? "With great power comes great responsibility." You are responsible of unleashing your crushes!!

[AmericanEagle]

Bien, you can't be silent. Why would you be? "With great power comes great responsibility." You are responsible of unleashing your crushes!!

That's right. He still hasn't revealed his crushes.

[BienvenuJDC]

But I have only one...and to my crush I have revealed...

[AmericanEagle]

But I have only one...and to my crush I have revealed...

Heathcliff, Mary, and I all think that you have more than one. And I believe that we are right.

[Heathcliff]

I think there is only one.
Only until Bien admits it, I won't entirely be satisfied.

Wait - if other people suspect there is more than one... I guess I do to.

Also mine has changed.
Four I really like.
Three I nicely like.
One other because.

[soundofmusic]

I don't know, Jethro seems like the kind of man who once having the right women they will grow old together and die in each others arms...

But what of you other 3, we are concentrating on Jethro, who of course deserves are utmost attention; but Mary, AE and Heathcliff, I'm waiting for a few little crumbs of info:drool5:
I alas am old and must depend on others romances, books and television to increase my endorphines...:sad:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

I alas am old and must depend on others romances, books and television to increase my endorphines...:sad:

Nah...You ain't old...Just well aged.:bday_2::lol: I'm just joshing 'ya, dear!:D

[grace86]

Awe gee...I really hate not having internet at home right now...I miss all the fun conversation! And I just saw Spiderman 2 this weekend!! So I could have joined in the patronizing!! Just playing!

I think it was soundofmusic who quoted me earlier on Christian relationships being more complicated than others...(I'm too busy to look back)..I'm not sure they're more complicated...just rather interesting. I would say to myself, "man it's hard to find a good guy in the world in general, now he's gotta be Christian and love God, which limits it. But then, not everyone who is a Christian is meant for me to be with..." and then I think "Man, this seems impossible!" and then it's like God tells me, "Of course it's supposed to seem impossible, there's only one person out there who is meant to be your life partner!"

Just a bit of humor. You can take it or leave it. I've just had some interesting things go on in my life. And...not all of the aforementioned were when I was Christian, and not all of them were Christian guys. Hahah.

[soundofmusic]

Nah...You ain't old...Just well aged.:bday_2::lol: I'm just joshing 'ya, dear!:D

:iagree: I like that, well aged, like a good wine or Michelle Pheiffer...I'll accept that:ladysman:


Awe gee...I really hate not having internet at home right now...I miss all the fun conversation! And I just saw Spiderman 2 this weekend!! So I could have joined in the patronizing!! Just playing!

I think it was soundofmusic who quoted me earlier on Christian relationships being more complicated than others...(I'm too busy to look back)..I'm not sure they're more complicated...just rather interesting. I would say to myself, "man it's hard to find a good guy in the world in general, now he's gotta be Christian and love God, which limits it. But then, not everyone who is a Christian is meant for me to be with..." and then I think "Man, this seems impossible!" and then it's like God tells me, "Of course it's supposed to seem impossible, there's only one person out there who is meant to be your life partner!"

Just a bit of humor. You can take it or leave it. I've just had some interesting things go on in my life. And...not all of the aforementioned were when I was Christian, and not all of them were Christian guys. Hahah.

We wish you could be with us more also, and Neo too. I don't know, I always meet the wolves in Christian clothes.:reddevil:
I just met a nice fellow at my daughters school; my daughter mentioned that in class he said he was on medication so that he wouldn't kill his children.:yikes:


But I have only one...and to my crush I have revealed...
Well, you could reveal to us what you revealed to her...:drool5:

[BienvenuJDC]

Well, you could reveal to us what you revealed to her...:drool5:

I would, but she prefers that I not...so there it remains... :yawnb:

[JuniperWoolf]

C <3 H

JuniperWoolf

Hahaa, suckeeeer!


...


*exasperated sigh* Yeah, I love you too.

[1n50mn14]

My grannie once gave me a book about Christian dating, stating that I MUST NOT EVER DATE anybody who was not Christian, or was a smoker! Hahaha. Hahahaha... *ahem* Who on Lit-Net fits the bill? We should do coffee and forge a false relationship so that the old biddy leaves me lots in her will.

*Ahem*

[soundofmusic]

I would, but she prefers that I not...so there it remains... :yawnb:
:toetap05:Vell, Ve shall have to put our famous tracking devices on your computer; nobody can escape the "gossiping granny interogation league:boxing_smiley: (Just Kidding):yawnb:


Hahaa, suckeeeer!


...


*exasperated sigh* Yeah, I love you too.

Isn't it romantic, requited love:hurray:


My grannie once gave me a book about Christian dating, stating that I MUST NOT EVER DATE anybody who was not Christian, or was a smoker! Hahaha. Hahahaha... *ahem* Who on Lit-Net fits the bill? We should do coffee and forge a false relationship so that the old biddy leaves me lots in her will.

*Ahem*

Well, I actually think there are quite a few Christians who probably don't smoke, we just have to go kidnap them from the religious threads:iagree:
Did your granny say it was okay if they are gay, christian and didn't smoke...:idea:

[BienvenuJDC]

Who on Lit-Net fits the bill? We should do coffee and forge a false relationship so that the old biddy leaves me lots in her will.

*Ahem*

Is there a cut in it for me? :yawnb:
I don't drink if it means a larger sum...

[soundofmusic]

Is there a cut in it for me? :yawnb:
I don't drink if it means a larger sum...

All right, Jethro:hurray: How do you feel about cougars with broken down houses that need their lawns mowed and their hoopty cars repaired:nopity:

[BienvenuJDC]

Hmmm....sorry...I can only build boats in basements...

[Heathcliff]

Yes, Happy Valentines Day everyone. Which reminds me, Heathcliff, you haven't given us any more clues on who the lucky lad is...
Lucky lad? Hahahaha.
Not likely. Pretty much every boy within an 100,000 metre radius of me is still wearing nappies, crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in their mouth.

Eh, my crushes, well, the top four anyway, are rather young. Wait... Depends what you think is young. Younger than my parents anyway.
The rest of them, I wouldn't have a clue. :ciappa:

[Niamh]

Haha that makes me laugh! You should be a litnet matchmaker

you wanna matchmaker? Litnets finest is Pensive. :p

[grace86]

you wanna matchmaker? Litnets finest is Pensive. :p

I wonder where Pensy is off to :) Well for LitNet sake the poor chap wouldn't have to be Christian! A good nice, tall, dark, handsome and literary type would be just fine for me on LitNet..perhaps that's too much to ask ;) ?

Hahah don't tell me I have as much trouble finding a LitNet crush as I do in real life hmm?

[Niamh]

I wonder where Pensy is off to :) Well for LitNet sake the poor chap wouldn't have to be Christian! A good nice, tall, dark, handsome and literary type would be just fine for me on LitNet..perhaps that's too much to ask ;) ?

Hahah don't tell me I have as much trouble finding a LitNet crush as I do in real life hmm?

I think she is in her final year of Secondary School. Lots of studying!

I think there are plenty of young men on litnet that fit that criteria. There might even be one or two christian lads floating about somewhere in the depts of the forum!

Aww dont put yourself down Gracie! (hug)

[Idril]

My grannie once gave me a book about Christian dating, stating that I MUST NOT EVER DATE anybody who was not Christian, or was a smoker! Hahaha. Hahahaha...

When I was in my early twenties and started dating the bouncer from a bar we went to, my dad sent me a poster with a picture of Jesus and the caption, "You won't find God's gift to women in a bar." :lol: It was a bit of a joke but yet he was definitely making a point. The guy was Christian though, in fact, he was even Lutheran which is at the top of my Dad's wishlist so I don't know what he was complaining about. :rolleyes:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Dude! Have you seen 'em dating ads on Facebook? 'Em Christian girls knows how to have fun. Not to mention, dress.:D

[*Classic*Charm*]

My grannie once gave me a book about Christian dating, stating that I MUST NOT EVER DATE anybody who was not Christian, or was a smoker! Hahaha. Hahahaha... *ahem* Who on Lit-Net fits the bill? We should do coffee and forge a false relationship so that the old biddy leaves me lots in her will.

*Ahem*

Hey Beccs, I'm Catholic in theory, and I don't smoke. Whadda you say? :ihih: Hey, and just to throw her off the scent, in Europe my name is a male name! She need never know the truth...

[skib]

Lucky lad? Hahahaha.
Not likely. Pretty much every boy within an 100,000 metre radius of me is still wearing nappies, crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in their mouth.

Eh, my crushes, well, the top four anyway, are rather young. Wait... Depends what you think is young. Younger than my parents anyway.
The rest of them, I wouldn't have a clue. :ciappa:

Wait a minute . . . whats wrong with crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in your mouth?:confused::confused5:

[*Classic*Charm*]

Wait a minute . . . whats wrong with crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in your mouth?:confused::confused5:

Skib, what did I tell you about putting dirty objects into your mouth in your blog about being sick? I thought we had this conversation! *sigh*

[skib]

Skib, what did I tell you about putting dirty objects into your mouth in your blog about being sick? I thought we had this conversation! *sigh*

oh yeah . . . sorry about that . . .:ack2:
I love all those new smilies, btw!

[*Classic*Charm*]

oh yeah . . . sorry about that . . .:ack2:
I love all those new smilies, btw!

hahahaha how very graphic of you. ;)

edit: since when does the winky smilie blow a kiss!?!

[skib]

I dunno. but apparently now it does.

[*Classic*Charm*]

I dunno. but apparently now it does.

Well, don't go getting any ideas. Damn, I would use this winky face again, but that would be counter-productive, no?

[BienvenuJDC]

Well, don't go getting any ideas. Damn, I would use this winky face again, but that would be counter-productive, no?

Classic...you could try this one...
:puke:

or send another message with the combo of these two...
;):ciappa: (wait...that might be just as counter-productive)

[skib]

Well, don't go getting any ideas. Damn, I would use this winky face again, but that would be counter-productive, no?

Ideas? Like, an idea to go get something to eat? I have no idea what you're implying here. winky face; no creepy blowing of kisses

[soundofmusic]

:reddevil: :yesnod: :wink5: :blush5: :cool: :cheers2: :iagree:
You guys are bloody brilliant; I'm at a lose for words.

[Heathcliff]

Wait a minute . . . whats wrong with crawling on the floor and putting dirty objects in your mouth?:confused::confused5:

I like boys like that on Sundays.
On Mondays they have to drive race cars.
On Tuesdays they need pink hair.
On Wednesdays they have to learn how to grow wings and fly.
On Thursdays they must be really short.
On Fridays they have to turn green.
On Saturdays they need to send 1,000 word emails.

If ANYONE can do all of that, THEN they pass.

Otherwise, they are all crushes.
May as well unleash on of the top four, seeing as I already told him. One of my top four is OrphanPip.

Eh, one down, seven more to go.

One other of the seven know, but I'm going to leave it at that for now.

[OrphanPip]

Yay, top four!

It's like making the podium at the Olympics.

[skib]

I like boys like that on Sundays.
On Mondays they have to drive race cars.
On Tuesdays they need pink hair.
On Wednesdays they have to learn how to grow wings and fly.
On Thursdays they must be really short.
On Fridays they have to turn green.
On Saturdays they need to send 1,000 word emails.

If ANYONE can do all of that, THEN they pass.

Otherwise, they are all crushes.
May as well unleash on of the top four, seeing as I already told him. One of my top four is OrphanPip.

Eh, one down, seven more to go.

One other of the seven know, but I'm going to leave it at that for now.

whoa . . . that's a lot of versatility. versatility is good, right?

[grace86]

I hate those facebook ads that advertise Christian dating...haha they can be pretty bad!

I like Heathcliff's versatility...I don't think it's a bad thing!

[JuniperWoolf]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.

Wooot!! It's all coming out now!

[Niamh]

Hey Beccs, I'm Catholic in theory, and I don't smoke. Whadda you say? :ihih: Hey, and just to throw her off the scent, in Europe my name is a male name! She need never know the truth...

Your name is also a female name too.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Your name is also a female name too.

Ssshhhhh Niamhie, I'm trying to hook Becca up with a grand inheritance!
:wink5:

[Basil]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.
That's very nice of you to say, Juniper; I'm really flattered. I wish I could repay you the compliment and tell you I have a crush on you, too. But I can't, because I DON'T like you. I don't like you AT ALL. Here's why:

Over the years, I've developed crushes on a few of the female posters here at litnet (hey, I've been here a long time, a man gets lonely amongst all these games and discussions :wink5:). But every time I've developed an admiration for someone here, something very curious happens:

She disappears.

Vanishes. *poof*….gone without a trace. And before you think that they were fleeing in horror at the gruesome prospect of being Basil's object of affection, you should know that I never told any of them I had a crush. Never mentioned it. Nor did I start acting creepy towards them (well, no more creepy than the sort of constant rate of creepiness I project towards everyone). Heck, I barely talked to these women. No, somehow I "crushed" these ladies out of litnet existence by simply having a festering fondness towards them in my heart; just thinking it made it so. Sure, it's possible they just stopped coming to the forum; maybe real world concerns caught up with them. But what if it's something more sinister, more Twilight Zone-y? Those girls could be orbiting Pluto in the fourth dimension right now for all I know.

So you see the terrible burden I'm under? Any wayward affectionate thought on my part could have devastating consequences. Children could lose their mothers. Parents could lose their daughters. And it would all be my fault.

So in closing, I would like to reiterate: JuniperWoolf, I don't think you're smart, clever, or funny. Your posts are nothing special. You mean nothing to me. And there may another poster or two whom I hold in the same level of disdain as I do you. And whom I DEFINITELY don't have a crush on.

[soundofmusic]

That's very nice of you to say, Juniper; I'm really flattered. I wish I could repay you the compliment and tell you I have a crush on you, too. But I can't, because I DON'T like you. I don't like you AT ALL. Here's why:

Over the years, I've developed crushes on a few of the female posters here at litnet (hey, I've been here a long time, a man gets lonely amongst all these games and discussions :wink5:). But every time I've developed an admiration for someone here, something very curious happens:

She disappears.

Vanishes. *poof*….gone without a trace. And before you think that they were fleeing in horror at the gruesome prospect of being Basil's object of affection, you should know that I never told any of them I had a crush. Never mentioned it. Nor did I start acting creepy towards them (well, no more creepy than the sort of constant rate of creepiness I project towards everyone). Heck, I barely talked to these women. No, somehow I "crushed" these ladies out of litnet existence by simply having a festering fondness towards them in my heart; just thinking it made it so. Sure, it's possible they just stopped coming to the forum; maybe real world concerns caught up with them. But what if it's something more sinister, more Twilight Zone-y? Those girls could be orbiting Pluto in the fourth dimension right now for all I know.

So you see the terrible burden I'm under? Any wayward affectionate thought on my part could have devastating consequences. Children could lose their mothers. Parents could lose their daughters. And it would all be my fault.

So in closing, I would like to reiterate: JuniperWoolf, I don't think you're smart, clever, or funny. Your posts are nothing special. You mean nothing to me. And there may another poster or two whom I hold in the same level of disdain as I do you. And whom I DEFINITELY don't have a crush on.

Ah, he's using the old "if I don't want this, I'll get it" :coolgleamA: I've used that myself, you have a 50% chance of success:leaving:

[1n50mn14]

C*C, I'll take you up on that, :lol:

Bien, it doesn't mean a larger sum, I'd need a drinking partner for after those torturous suppers luncheons after church on Sunday, hahaha.

[*Classic*Charm*]

C*C, I'll take you up on that, :lol:

Bien, it doesn't mean a larger sum, I'd need a drinking partner for after those torturous suppers luncheons after church on Sunday, hahaha.

You can even tell her I'm going to be a doctor :D Doesn't that sort of thing impress elders?

p.s. While it may not seem like it, I'm also a valiant drinking partner :cheers2:

[JuniperWoolf]

That's very nice of you to say, Juniper; I'm really flattered. I wish I could repay you the compliment and tell you I have a crush on you, too. But I can't, because I DON'T like you. I don't like you AT ALL. Here's why:

Over the years, I've developed crushes on a few of the female posters here at litnet (hey, I've been here a long time, a man gets lonely amongst all these games and discussions :wink5:). But every time I've developed an admiration for someone here, something very curious happens:

She disappears.

Vanishes. *poof*….gone without a trace. And before you think that they were fleeing in horror at the gruesome prospect of being Basil's object of affection, you should know that I never told any of them I had a crush. Never mentioned it. Nor did I start acting creepy towards them (well, no more creepy than the sort of constant rate of creepiness I project towards everyone). Heck, I barely talked to these women. No, somehow I "crushed" these ladies out of litnet existence by simply having a festering fondness towards them in my heart; just thinking it made it so. Sure, it's possible they just stopped coming to the forum; maybe real world concerns caught up with them. But what if it's something more sinister, more Twilight Zone-y? Those girls could be orbiting Pluto in the fourth dimension right now for all I know.

So you see the terrible burden I'm under? Any wayward affectionate thought on my part could have devastating consequences. Children could lose their mothers. Parents could lose their daughters. And it would all be my fault.

So in closing, I would like to reiterate: JuniperWoolf, I don't think you're smart, clever, or funny. Your posts are nothing special. You mean nothing to me. And there may another poster or two whom I hold in the same level of disdain as I do you. And whom I DEFINITELY don't have a crush on.

Haha, I sincerely thank you for sparing me the horror of your affection. :wink5: My future children and I appreciate it.

[skib]

Alright, I'll pick some crushes. Hmmm.... I favor Skib because he likes awesome things and Basil because he consistantly makes me laugh.

Oh goodness! :blush5: I'm flattered! And truthfully blushing . . .

[BienvenuJDC]

Bien, it doesn't mean a larger sum, I'd need a drinking partner for after those torturous suppers luncheons after church on Sunday, hahaha.

But if your drinking partner doesn't drink...that means you can drink twice as much...

[Heathcliff]

Yay, top four!

It's like making the podium at the Olympics.

Ahh, of course, angel. At the moment you are number one. :wink5: The other ones haven't been online for a while. This was a random decision after seeing your picture in the Photoalbum thread, originally, 'yay! Someone moderately young!' And your life story is very interesting.

Actually, you are somehow moved into your own category. You get to be very special. :ladysman:
One very special.
Three special.
Three nice people.
One nice.


whoa . . . that's a lot of versatility. versatility is good, right?
Eh, apparently so.

Only now I've got to unleash the others, although I must inform them first. Ahh, so busy... :coolgleamA:

[Heathcliff]

Update:
One very special.
Two special.
Three nice people.
Two nice.
I'm sorry, only you never talk to me.

Wait - other update:
One very special.
Two special.
Four nice people.
Two nice.

Is anyone going to guess, or ask questions?

[JuniperWoolf]

Is anyone going to guess, or ask questions?

Hmm... I think that you have a crush on Daniel. I'm going to say that he's prolly your "one special."

[DanielBenoit]

Update:
One very special.
Two special.
Three nice people.
Two nice.
I'm sorry, only you never talk to me.

Wait - other update:
One very special.
Two special.
Four nice people.
Two nice.

Is anyone going to guess, or ask questions?

Ummm, ummm, ummm, oh idk. Tis confuzling. . . . :shocked:


Hmm... I think that you have a crush on Daniel. I'm going to say that he's prolly your "one special."

:eek5: Somebody crushes me?!?!?

[Heathcliff]

Ummm, ummm, ummm, oh idk. Tis confuzling. . . . :shocked:

Someone demoted, someone added.

On second thoughts, the demoted will be premoted a little. ;)

One very special.
Two special.
Five nice people.
One nice.

[OrphanPip]

Yay, now it's like I got the gold!

Apart from my youth, other great qualities I have include: skin, eyes, no missing fingers or limbs, a full head of hair, and the ability to read.

[Heathcliff]

Yay, now it's like I got the gold!

Apart from my youth, other great qualities I have include: skin, eyes, no missing fingers or limbs, a full head of hair, and the ability to read.

Yes, yes. And pinchable cheeks.

Yea, I like people with skin. And eyes, eyes are pretty useful. ;)

[DanielBenoit]

Hey not only do I have pinchable cheeks, but I'm on my way to growing a Nietzschean moustache. . . .

http://pagesperso-orange.fr/chabrieres/halloffame/img/nietzsche.jpg

.. . . . . almost there.


Oh wait, those are outdated right? :p

[Heathcliff]

Hey not only do I have pinchable cheeks, but I'm on my way to growing a Nietzschean moustache. . . .

.. . . . . almost there.


Oh wait, those are outdated right? :p

Hehehe...

And you do have very pinchable cheeks too.

Promotion:
One very special.
One almost there!!
Two special.
Four very nice.
One nice.

Yea, one of them is the squishy DB.

[OrphanPip]

Uh oh, looks like Daniel's going to steal my position on the podium.

[Heathcliff]

Hehehe... I wonder...
Nah, nobody can be replaced. It'd have to be a draw.

But you are both so pinchable.

In all reality though, I've got a thing for fingers and hands. They can say so much about a person.

[OrphanPip]

In all reality though, I've got a thing for fingers and hands. They can say so much about a person.

Yes, it's important to choose a man who is prudent around power tools.

[DanielBenoit]

In all reality though, I've got a thing for fingers and hands. They can say so much about a person.

Competition!

Hear ye all! Show off your hands to Heathcliff and see who she choses as her man!

Here are mine (http://www.mathacademy.com/pr/minitext/escher/drawing_hands.gif) :p

[Heathcliff]

Yes, it's important to choose a man who is prudent around power tools.
Power tools, eh? I like to use power tools. But not the really loud ones.

I compare that little bump on their index finger on the hand they write with. That little bump you get from holding a pen. ;)


Competition!

Hear ye all! Show off your hands to Heathcliff and see who she choses as her man!

Here are mine (http://www.mathacademy.com/pr/minitext/escher/drawing_hands.gif) :p
No bumpy thing?

Ahh... Nicen anyway. ;)

[soundofmusic]

Yes, it's important to choose a man who is prudent around power tools.

So, you read, write and use power tools :party: Where's this picture Heathcliff was refering to; I'm only seeing the hot mr bowie...you know, I think he is the only man I've ever seen that looks equally good in plain clothes or drag...well, Dustin Hoffman is a close second.

My, My, Heathcliff has so many men fighting for her affections; we must get a few young ladies in here to even out the numbers:grouphug:

[OrphanPip]

There's nothing special about the way I look haha.

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=835502&postcount=4544

Edit: I think Tim Curry takes the sexy in drag cake ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enr4W6FsSpk

[DanielBenoit]

There's nothing special about the way I look haha.

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=835502&postcount=4544

Well I must admit that the guy in the second picture with the hazel eyes (is he that one guy you mentioned in your blog?) is as cute as hell.


Edit: I think Tim Curry takes the sexy in drag cake ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enr4W6FsSpk

I can't believe that I still have not seen this movie. . .. . :brickwall


So, you read, write and use power tools :party: Where's this picture Heathcliff was refering to; I'm only seeing the hot my bowie...you know, I think he is the only man I've ever seen that looks equally good in plain clothes or drag...well, Dustin Hoffman is a close second.


Oh Tootsie was such a great movie. Mrs.Doubtfire was bull compared to it. Hoffman looks good in drag? Not to my eyes, hehehe.

[OrphanPip]

Ya, that's my ex from a year back, I think that picture was taken around this time last year.

Edit: May will mark our one year break up anniversary! One whole year of singleness...

[soundofmusic]

:devil::ladysman::svengo:
You can even tell her I'm going to be a doctor :D Doesn't that sort of thing impress elders?
p.s. While it may not seem like it, I'm also a valiant drinking partner :cheers2:

I'm impressed, anyone who can study premed, stay on a horse and drink has my vote:eek2:

Hehehe...

And you do have very pinchable cheeks too.


I note that all current contenders for your affections have 4 pinchable cheeks:ciappa:; though young, you are a great connoisseur of the best of maledom, my hat is off to you:yawnb:

Yes, I like the long thin aristocratic hands; I've just found that the hands aren't always attached to aristocrats :conehead:


There's nothing special about the way I look haha.

Lordy, those eyes, those lips, that peachy skin; if I were 30 years younger, I'd be looking to change those bad boy ways of yours:devil::ladysman::brow:

[OrphanPip]

Lordy, those eyes, those lips, that peachy skin; if I were 30 years younger, I'd be looking to change those bad boy ways of yours:devil::ladysman::brow:

If Demi Moore can do it, you can too ;)

Compliments are going to get to my head, although I don't think I'm much of a bad boy.

[Satan]

Then start working on it, lad. Nothing wrong with being bad. ;)

[krisgil_aguila]

i'm single,
hihihi!

[DanielBenoit]

Then start working on it, lad. Nothing wrong with being bad. ;)

So says Satan! Ahahaahahaha. Dude you rock!

[OrphanPip]

It's never a bad idea to take advice from Satan.

[Satan]

So says Satan! Ahahaahahaha. Dude you rock!

And yet what would he do without bright young men like yourself! The devil sends his regards. :devil:

[Maryd.]

Satan, be careful dear, you are on the linent crush thread... Be weary. Someone might thing that Satan might just have a sentimental bone in his body... (Just kidding my good sir)

[Satan]

Oh, but I do! :wink5:

[Maryd.]

Oh, but I do! :wink5:

I know you do, sweety. You really are an :angel:

[BienvenuJDC]

I know you do, sweety. You really are an :angel:

You mean like this?
http://enreal.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fallen_angel.jpg

[Maryd.]

You mean like this?
http://enreal.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fallen_angel.jpg

Well, at least he works out.

[BienvenuJDC]

I kinda thought you would focus on that part.... :lol:
...and not I can't make him stand...

[Maryd.]

Hahahaha.

[soundofmusic]

If Demi Moore can do it, you can too ;)
Compliments are going to get to my head, although I don't think I'm much of a bad boy.
I'll start my work out today and say, in 10 years I'll have a Demi-goddess body; If my arthritis isn't too bad by then, I'll hook you up:drool5:


Then start working on it, lad. Nothing wrong with being bad. ;)

Yes, SoM likes the bad boys; the badder the better:brow:

i'm single,
hihihi!

Welcome, join the party, take a refreshment or two:party:

So says Satan! Ahahaahahaha. Dude you rock!

I'll bet Daniel is a bad boy; what was that quote on the bottom of your page...hum, :blush5:

It's never a bad idea to take advice from Satan.

Ah, :cheers2: Let's all drink to human fraility...then, I'll save a seat for you at the confessional:icon_bs:


You mean like this?
http://enreal.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fallen_angel.jpg

Gorgeous picture, Jethro, where'd you find it?

[Heathcliff]

My, My, Heathcliff has so many men fighting for her affections; we must get a few young ladies in here to even out the numbers:grouphug:
Consider me open-minded. ;)


There's nothing special about the way I look haha.

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=835502&postcount=4544

Edit: I think Tim Curry takes the sexy in drag cake ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enr4W6FsSpk
And remember, I likied you from that point on, after seeing your picture.
I thought that guy in the picture next to you was your brother or cousin or something, you look so alike.

Haven't seen Rocky Horror, not yet. Only I've seen that clip countless times.:eek2:
Eh, and I think that's pretty cool.


Well I must admit that the guy in the second picture with the hazel eyes (is he that one guy you mentioned in your blog?) is as cute as hell.
:rolleyes:
Yea, he is, I guess. Hi5 Pip!! :party:

We must all listen to Satan sometimes. We know he's a softy. ;)

[DanielBenoit]

I'll bet Daniel is a bad boy; what was that quote on the bottom of your page...hum, :blush5:


What, the Bhavagad Gita quote?

Me, bad?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/de/Bad_cat_hides_lolcat.png/300px-Bad_cat_hides_lolcat.png

[Heathcliff]

What, the Bhavagad Gita quote?

Me, bad?


http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/de/Bad_cat_hides_lolcat.png

Yesh, yesh. You are a very naughty boy.

[Satan]

We must all listen to Satan sometimes. We know he's a softy. ;)

What? WHAT? :toetap05:

Alright! Anything for sweet girls. :nopity:

[Heathcliff]

What? WHAT? :toetap05:

Alright! Anything for sweet girls. :nopity:
But you are, angel, sweetheart, baby-face, darling, all of those adorably wonderful things.

Yay!!

You are my other other crush:
One very special.
One almost there!!
Two special. - Satan, you're somewhere here.
Four very nice.
One nice.

[Satan]

Two special. - Satan, you're somewhere here.
Is that a privilege or an invitation to slavery? :lol:

[Heathcliff]

Is that a privilege or an invitation to slavery? :lol:
Eh, either way.

Pip and DB have learnt it is that easy to get a promotion.

I think everybody I talk to is on the list actually. So I guess the privilege is a little minimal. :lol:

[soundofmusic]

What, the Bhavagad Gita quote?

Me, bad?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/de/Bad_cat_hides_lolcat.png/300px-Bad_cat_hides_lolcat.png

Adorable picture, Daniel. I was talking about tongues that grow, and flowers and birds and bees and Georgia O'Keefe....:shocked:

[Heathcliff]

I think that is why Daniel is high up on my list. He has an adorable sense of humour when it comes to cats.

[DanielBenoit]

I think that is why Daniel is high up on my list. He has an adorable sense of humour when it comes to cats.

http://encefalus.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/happy_lolcat.jpg

[Heathcliff]

Cute!!! Ehh.. You officially share the podium.
I can imagine you smiling like that.
Such a pinchable cat...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/387667598_ea86c93d81.jpg
And it has a goatee...
Ahh... I like your ones better. You seem to get the cutest.

[soundofmusic]

Cute!!! Ehh.. You officially share the podium.
I can imagine you smiling like that.
Such a pinchable cat...
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/160/387667598_ea86c93d81.jpg
And it has a goatee...
Ahh... I like your ones better. You seem to get the cutest.

Love the cats, and that is a great bubble bath picture. That's what we're missing, bubble bath pictures. I loved those bubble bath scenes in the Harry Potter Goblet of Fire...How about it folks, any very discrete bubble bath pics....

[Nax]

for being a thread about litnet crushes, this thread has absolutely nothing to do with anything from what i can see.

why hasnt it been shut down for spamming lol

[OrphanPip]

The cats are pretty off topic, but other than the last couple post it's been about crushes. lol

[DanielBenoit]

Ehhh, my infiltration of lolcats into the thread has initiated a movement from within to close it :eek:

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

Alright, back to crushes :p

Idk, I had some little crushes but then I lost my list. Hehehee. Though I do have a few minor ones here and there.

Anyway, this topic has been discussed before, as I'm pretty sure everyone can figure out who my crush is. . . . .

[soundofmusic]

Love the cats, and that is a great bubble bath picture. That's what we're missing, bubble bath pictures. I loved those bubble bath scenes in the Harry Potter Goblet of Fire...How about it folks, any very discrete bubble bath pics....


for being a thread about litnet crushes, this thread has absolutely nothing to do with anything from what i can see.

why hasnt it been shut down for spamming lol

Not at all:spam:; though I'm still alittle confused about what a disgusting crushed meat product made of gelatonous organ meats and fat have to do with the litnet crush thread...Well, unless it's a pun about big girls:piggy:


The cats are pretty off topic, but other than the last couple post it's been about crushes. lol

I still think the idea of a head and neck shot of a litnet crush with photoshopped bubbles would be devine:coolgleamA:


Ehhh, my infiltration of lolcats into the thread has initiated a movement from within to close it :eek:

http://scienceblogs.com/clock/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

Alright, back to crushes :p

Idk, I had some little crushes but then I lost my list. Hehehee. Though I do have a few minor ones here and there.

Anyway, this topic has been discussed before, as I'm pretty sure everyone can figure out who my crush is. . . . .

I think the cats are a nice addition, Daniel. Besides, my cats are all howling up a storm outside; so love is in the air baby...not just on one thread.

I have no idea who your crush is, do tell.....

[DanielBenoit]

I have no idea who your crush is, do tell.....

Well I'll just have those who don't know guess :p

Last time I brought this up, I got an overwhelming response of people saying "yeah it's pretty obvious", lol.

[Nax]

I can probably guess

Whoever solves pi first gets her!

[Heathcliff]

Eh, we figured out Dainel's.
I didn't know he posted it on here but, no kidding, I got it.

I likey the kitties... I likey them. We are all lolcats? If you say so.

[Heathcliff]

I'm going to stop ranking people. It is too hard. And I forget who is who.

I forgot to mention, I told my darling Maxi that he was another of my crushes.

I've unleashed four of them. Is my podium getting too crowded?

[OrphanPip]

I'm going to stop ranking people. It is too hard. And I forget who is who.

I forgot to mention, I told my darling Maxi that he was another of my crushes.

I've unleashed four of them. Is my podium getting too crowded?

I can just start pushing people off if it gets too crowded up there. I'm older and hopefully stronger *flex*.

[DanielBenoit]

I can just start pushing people off if it gets too crowded up there. I'm older and hopefully stronger *flex*.

Ohhh no you don't! :boxing_smiley:

[Heathcliff]

Hehe...

Remember, DB likes... and Pip doesn't like girls.

Aw...

But I love everybody!! :D

[OrphanPip]

Hehe...

Remember, DB likes... and Pip doesn't like girls.


Well I was trying to avoid jokes about being in a tight place filled with boys. :party:

[Heathcliff]

Well I was trying to avoid jokes about being in a tight place filled with boys. :party:

Look on the bright side. ;)

[DanielBenoit]

Hehe...

Remember, DB likes...

She's online right now, but is invisible and is probably amongst us, watching. . . .:eek2:

[Heathcliff]

She's online right now, but is invisible and is probably amongst us, watching. . . .:eek2:

No kidding. Only I wonder who her's are...

Remind me never to tell you a secret, you couldn't keep it. :lol:

[toni]

*.* I see you

[DanielBenoit]

*.* I see you

:willy_nilly:

She hath emerged! :mad5:

[Heathcliff]

:willy_nilly:

She hath emerged! :mad5:

Look on the bright side. :D :D :D
:party:

Oh yea, and I forgot. Lokasenna. :D

[DanielBenoit]

Look on the bright side. :D :D :D
:party:

Heyy that flame face was not meant to express my anger, but rather to illustrate our devil-kitty's ascendence from the flames of hell :p

We are glad to be in the devil's, ahem, I mean Toni's presence :p <3

[Heathcliff]

Heyy that flame face was not meant to express my anger, but rather to illustrate our devil-kitty's ascendence from the flames of hell :p

We are glad to be in the devil's, ahem, I mean Toni's presence :p <3

:lol:

Everyone is a kitty to you...

:lol:

And Toni, love your new avi. :D

[DanielBenoit]

:lol:

Everyone is a kitty to you...


No, no, she seriously is a cat. She'll admit it herself :p

[Heathcliff]

Hehe...

I can't help but wonder, why isn't Lokasenna online... Ahh...

Hey DB
http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=795&pictureid=6235
Best I can come up with.

[toni]

No, no, she seriously is a cat. She'll admit it herself :p

Absolute truth.


Hehe...

I can't help but wonder, why isn't Lokesanna online... Ahh...

I can't help but wonder, why Gothman and Mathor aren't online.
But William is, so that is fine with me. ;)

[DanielBenoit]

Absolute truth.


Meow.



I can't help but wonder, why Gothman and Mathor aren't online.
But William is, so that is fine with me. ;)

Awww. Thine presence always brings joy to mine heart. (Yeah, I've been reading too many Shakespearean sonnets :p:shocked:)

[Heathcliff]

Absolute truth.



I can't help but wonder, why Gothman and Mathor aren't online.
But William is, so that is fine with me. ;)

They your other crushes?
Eh, or maybe I'm the only one who chooses many because everyone is nice to me... Everyone is nice to everyone. I think it is the convenience of at least one of them being online. ;)

Ew, you guys are getting all soppy and nice... Ew... Yucky!! I'm a 13yrld somewhere in there.

[Lokasenna]

Hehe...

I can't help but wonder, why isn't Lokasenna online... Ahh...

Aw, that's sweet!

I may not have much time for posting, but I've always got an eye on LitNet!

[soundofmusic]

Well I'll just have those who don't know guess :p
Last time I brought this up, I got an overwhelming response of people saying "yeah it's pretty obvious", lol.

No, my dear, you are a complete mystery to me.
Actually, I have found this thread very enlightening. Until recently, I wasn't even sure who was male, female, who was on the fence and who was in the closet....Actually, I still don't know...

I can just start pushing people off if it gets too crowded up there. I'm older and hopefully stronger *flex*.

Oh yes, work those muscles...."Body, Body, can't you feel my body...Everyone wants to be a macho man...I loved that song...

Well I was trying to avoid jokes about being in a tight place filled with boys. :party:

Well, I don't think of that as a joke; that is my fantasy....well, as long as their is a/c and they have all taken showers...


Meow.

Awww. Thine presence always brings joy to mine heart. (Yeah, I've been reading too many Shakespearean sonnets :p:shocked:)

That is so sweet and romantic; this thread is starting to work out just like a Jane Austen book...well, with a few modern or Byronic twists...

[Heathcliff]

Aw, that's sweet!

I may not have much time for posting, but I've always got an eye on LitNet!

Hehe. Good.

Of course you are... one, two... three... SIXTH to the podium. Wait - yea, I'm sure that is it... Of course it is getting very cramped there...:crazy:

Awww. Thine presence always brings joy to mine heart. (Yeah, I've been reading too many Shakespearean sonnets :p:shocked:)
:puke:

[toni]

Hey, nobody argues with Shakespeare. :p

[Heathcliff]

Hey, nobody argues with Shakespeare. :p
Nah. Shakespeare is cool.
Only people being nice to each other makes me think yuck...

Now, to all those I crush on:
:lurk5:
:hat:
:banana:
:troll:
:santasmil
:party::party::party:
:nopity:
:auto:
:driving:
My idea of nice stuff.

I'm a 13yrld at heart.

[BienvenuJDC]

...and a 13 y/o in reality too...

But you are right...all of those things are nice.

It is amazing the distances that crushes take you around the world...and who you may meet in the adventures...

[Heathcliff]

...and a 13 y/o in reality too...
Yes, yes. Of course. Age is a number that dictates my whole life.
Only my brain is about to explode out of my skull with all of these dreams, ideas, fantasies. Eh, such is. Well most of my crushes are young.

Oh, and Bien, you are one of them. Welcome to a very cramped podium.

[Heathcliff]

And I've seen a picture of Maxi. He's pinchable too. :D

Only I couldn't cleary see his hands... I haven't seen any hands! :(

[1n50mn14]

.....