How many Human Viruses do you have?

[den]

Click on this link:

http://totl.net/VirusScanner/?

click on `open scanner in' ...

click on the images you recognise etc...

These are the known viruses I'm infected with :lol:



Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]

Cthulhu (70%)
Read some Enid Blyton.

Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Politics (80%)
Stop caring!

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (78%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Prog Rock (80%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

[emily655321]

Hehehe. :D

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
("Grow...own...pot." Got it.)

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
(No! 'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds! Kallisti, Eris!)

Politics
Stop caring!
(Your mother's a hamster.)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
(Thank's for the info, Juliet.)

Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
(No, sandalwood smells like cat piss. Have a dragon's blood.)

Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
(You're saying the electoral college isn't a conspiracy?)

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
(Yes, Master Cheney...must consume...must stimulate economy...oil revenues will trickle down....)

Macintosh
Use a mouse with more than one button.
(Hah! Nevah!)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
(It's not Pokemon that make me suffer, it's those damn little kids with the trading cards!)

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
(Umm, can I pick another country?)

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
(:lol: You're right, religion does make me suffer!)

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
(Just wait til Betterman comes and squishes your little fly butt flat.)

Computer Games (90%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
(Oh I don't participate, I like to watch. ;))

[evulik]

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
[did this happen because I know the way Pikachu looks like? I was an aupair for one year, what do you think I was watching? of course I still remember the way pikachu looks like :D ]


TotL
Go read Brunching


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
[I do not eat junk food... :bawling: I swear]


British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
[something positive and it is not HIV :D ]

Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
[investment over... ;) ]

Politics
Stop caring!
[love it]

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
[I do know it, tell it my boyfriend :D ]

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (60%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
[ I love Dilbert and Scott Adams, gives me a good laught aaaaaah]

Southampton (85%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
[would like to know where that is]

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.

Conspiracy Theory (97%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

[simon]

Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics (70%)
Stop caring!


Conspiracy Theory (60%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (70%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Hey I don't actaully suffer from any viruses, but I don't use a mac.

[verybaddmom]

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
Politics (80%)
Stop caring!
Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

hmmmm.... interesting
i reserve further judgement for when i have more time

[simon]

I agree that patchouli smells like cat piss, it's odour is most unpleasant.

[Koa]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
That's quite true... I hate to CONSUME!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
:eek:

British (70%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.
YAY!!! I KNOW I'M BRITISH INSIDE!!!

Free BSD (90%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
eh? :confused:

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!


Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
Oh no dear, that's not me!


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Eheh...

[amuse]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle. :(

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat] :) teehee

Politics (95%) [wow!]
Stop caring! :p

Hippyism (65%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss. :D

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[papayahed]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.


Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.


Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

[Isagel]

Got some of the usual ones - but a couple of new ones:
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
(I guess some habits just die hard. My hair isn´t black anymore! )

Gaming
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.
(darn! I only have D10)




Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
(What´s the Incredible String Band?)

[Jay]

Junkfood
Religion
Sci-fi - Stop wearing the stick-on ears
Windows - Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck. As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Free BSD
Politics
Discordia
British
Environmentalism

Might suffer from
Linux (93%)- Install the latest version of Miscrosoft Windows. Learn to love it.
Industrial (80%) - Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band (NO WAY lol)
Brand Names (60%)
X11 (90%) - I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Conspiracy theory (95%)
Hyppyism (80%) - Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
Masintosh (60%)
Cars (75%)- There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

[Koa]

Isagel I envy you! I want to be goth too ;) My hair is still black :D

[Stanislaw]

Human Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Politics
Stop caring!


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]


Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.


Windows (75%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.


Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[crisaor]

Apparently, I suffer from the Linux virus. I'm probably a pasive carrier, since I've never used it (yet). I do hate Microsoft though.
Anyway, I admit these ones:
Politics
Environmentalism
British (not the country, but the music)

Even so, anyone who advises me to "Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle" isn't that much worthy of respect.

[emily655321]

Hehe they're being ironic, though. Anyone who knows about hotdogs without buns on Fridays (eg. Discordia) isn't going to advise one to consume and give up patchouli. They might say "stop caring!" but not in reference to politics -- most of the Discordians I've met are quite political. (I was a member of "The Cult of Eris" Discordian message board in Junior High. ;))

[crisaor]

Cult of Eris? I would have never thought that someone would start a cult based on her. Do you know how much problems she caused the ancient world? :argue:

[emily655321]

LOL yup. It's more like a parody of a cult, celebrating silliness and chaos. Over the years members have created more and more specific (fake) rules and doctrines and songs and symbols to go along with it (like eating hotdogs without buns on Friday, because so many real religions prohibit certain meat, or meat-eating on certain days), but it's all just a game. :thumbs_up :D

[crisaor]

Are there any other similar cults? (i.e. that "worship" other greek gods)

[emily655321]

Not that I know of. Want to start one? :p

[crisaor]

Thanks. But I think I'll pass. ;)

[subterranean]

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
---> GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THIS VIRUS
Goth
Grow up. Let your roots grow out. Listen to Britney.
--->GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THIS VIRUS
Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
--->GOT NO PROBLEM WITH THIS VIRUS
British
No need for cure. Benign virus.
----> WELL.... :brow:
Discordia
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
---> :goof:
Industrial
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.
----> EXCUSE ME..?!
Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
---> I'LL GIVE IT A TRY
Free BSD
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
---> :rolleyes:
Politics
Stop caring!
---> NO WAY JOSE
Computer Games
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
---> OK.. :thumbs_up
Conspiracy Theory
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
---> ACTUALLY I DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THIS
Prog Rock
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
---> SPEAK FOR YOURSELF
Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
----> NO COMMENT

Viruses you might suffer from:

since these all are just "might" , i dont want to give comment on them..

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (95%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

Hippyism (73%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

[subterranean]

Even so, anyone who advises me to "Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle" isn't that much worthy of respect.


Indeed... :thumbs_up

[Lily Adams]

*takes scanner*

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ohmigosh! THEY PUT "BOB" IN THERE! ROTFLOL!!! *clicks that one* Church of SubGenius. <3 <3 <3 I love parody religions. Especially that one. Praise "Bob"! :p Down with pinks!

This is what I have:



Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
(Well, I did grow up in the '90s. XD)


Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
(I...try...to eat healthy foods. Sometimes. :p)


Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
(But I'm an agnostic! I think it's because I clicked "Bob" and the Menorah and some other stuff.)


Politics
Stop caring!
(But...! I like being interested in politics. I need to know what's going on.)


Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
(OKAY THIS IS NOT MY FAULT!!! This stuff is jammed into my brain even though I don't want it there! D: )


Hippyism
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
(Whaaaaaa? D: Peace is good! But I know the world's limits. We can't love everybody. Wars are sometimes necessary, I'm afraid.)


Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
(SHUT UP. It may be easier, but it hurts! *is a really ardent environmentalist*)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80&#37;)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.


USA (70%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
(NUH-UH. I love the U.S.A. <3 But I must admit I am a bit of an Anglophile.)


Amiga (90%)
Gnome is better than workbench. BEOS is better than Amiga OS. The TV Modulator was a pain in the arse and an EXTERNAL power pack? I ask you. And it didn't have a built in MIDI port like some of its rivals.


Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
(Hahahaha.)


Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.
(Hahahaha. That is weird. Didn't think I'd get this one. I bet it had something to do with clicking on "Bob" again.)


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
(NO. *hisses*)


Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
(They are. :( QUESTION AUTHORITY. Especially now!)


Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
(But...I do! D: I don't have a Mac...but I kinda want one to be honest. :D )



...I took it again and got Sci-fi. "Stop wearing the stick-on ears". :lol: I'm not THAT kind of a sci-fi nerd. Got British, too. :D "No need for cure. Benign virus." Obviously a very biased test. :lol:

[Hyacinth42]

Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

TotL
Go read Brunching

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

BBCB
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

British
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Japan
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Southampton
Move to the Isle of Wight.

Politics
Stop caring!

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Viruses you might suffer from:
Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.

Gaming (70%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go out and do something with your life.

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.




*sigh* I have all these computer things and have only heard of a few of them in passing... This is what I get for having parents who are both computer programmers....

[Shalot]

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

(actually I don't suffer from this. I happen to try to eat organically but it is very expensive and nearly impossible unless you shop at an organic grocery store because most every product in a typical grocery store, such as Kroger, including bread and excluding fresh meat, vegetables and some dairy, contains high-fructose corn syrup). I know the McDonalds and KFC symbol because I live in America and we have one of these in most every area that contains a store of any sort)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Politics (90&#37;)
Stop caring!
(I could actually give a crap)

Brand Names (65%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
(again, I am from America and from a very early age, I was indoctrinated with the belief that name-brands do in fact mean something, even though I buy generic whenever possible, and I think it's stupid to pay more than about 20 bucks for a purse. You won't see me carrying a purse that says "Coach" or "Dooney and Burke" or whatever. And I do go to malls, and that's why I know these brands exist, but I only go to the mall to get haircuts and to get lotion at the Bath and Body Works Sale. So There)


Hippyism (70%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
(If the patchouli is blended properly, then it smells quite nice, actually...)



Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
(okay, I am getting tired of arguing with this quiz)

Conspiracy Theory (70%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

[motherhubbard]

Viruses you suffer from:

Religion
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)


Politics
Stop caring!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Junkfood (80%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.


Sci-fi (70%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.


Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.


Hippyism (70%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.


Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.


Conspiracy Theory (80%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.


Environmentalism (63%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.


Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

[Video Drone]

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
[Digimon forever... ... ...]

Linux
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
[Yea... Windows XP here and I'm not budging]

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
[Real food doesn't exist unless you grew it in your yard and I don't have one]

Windows
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
[no thanks]

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
[? how is that a bad thing? ]

Viruses you might suffer from:

USA (60&#37;)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
[hey, shouldn't this be USSR?]

Free BSD (80%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at the zoo.
[been there, seen that, not my thing]

Japan (90%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.
[...?]

Politics (95%)
Stop caring!
[...?]

Brand Names (75%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
[meh]

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.
[need at least 90% there]

Conspiracy Theory (62%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
[it is scary]

Hippyism (80%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.
[?]

Macintosh (60%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
[there is lmb, rmb, mlb, and two side buttons on my mouse]

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.
[What is your problem with Pink Floyd, seriously? It's psycho/space rock, not prog rock, anyway]

I didn't like this test. It doesn't consider the fact that knowledge of something is power...

[symphony]

Human Virus Scanner

The virus that have infected you will be show here along with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
None!
Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80&#37;)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

British (60%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Southampton (70%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.

BBCB (70%)
CTRL-Break, and get a real computer. Repeat: "Mode 7 was not a good thing."

Discordia (60%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on a friday.

Brand Names (70%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Ultima (90%)
If you find one tell us.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.

:D

[applepie]

I'm not suffering from too much:D
Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Stuff I may suffer from:

Pokemon (60%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.

Industrial (70%)
Everyone likes folk. No, really. Maybe you should listen to the Incredible String Band.

Japan (60%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics (80%)
Stop caring!

British (75%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Cars (75%)
There just hunks of metal which go real fast. Ride a bike through London at rush hour.

I was actually surprised by brand names. I don't own much of anything brand named and I could care about it even less. I think it has something to do with all the brand research for my school.

[SleepyWitch]

Viruses you suffer from:

Sci-fi
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.

Politics
Stop caring!

Viruses you might suffer from:

Linux (80%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn to love it.
don't know the first thing about Linux :( wish I did :) the chameleon is cute, though

Junkfood (60%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
LIAR!



Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to CD's they don't crackle.

Southampton (69%)
Move to the Isle of Wight.
???

[kilted exile]

Viruses you suffer from:

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.
(Anyone who doesnt get a high percentage of these is walking around with their eyes closed, the commercial brainwashing is everywhere)

Politics
Stop caring!
(Just as soon as they stop messing things up)

Environmentalism
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.
(Well, it is what I went to college for)

Football
Do something unhealthy and indoors, away from the Bears.
(Too many panini sticker albums as a kid)

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (90%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)
(A good thing to be aware of - whether you follow one or not)

Sci-fi (60%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
(Dont know how this came up, is it as simple as recognising one star trek badge?)

Brand Names (80%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
(yep, but seeing them on all the walking billboards sure makes them recognisable)

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Conspiracy Theory (95%)
Face it, the elected government is in control. Actually that's quite scary.
(nah, whats scary is that elections give the remote possibility that someone like ME could be in control:p )

British (85%)
No need for cure. Benign virus.

Hippyism (78%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and patchouli smells like cat piss.