Korova Milkbar (no girls allowed)

[OZEED]

he he he...I knew it.....

So what happens to 'United We Stand....' slogan..... now ;)

One of the gang members has already faltered.......OZ!!! Watch out for the others too...;) :banana:

On the contrary fair maddie I would have to agree with robin.
We certainly don't break ranks because of beautiful women, rather embrace and appreciate their beauty.;)

[RobinHood3000]

Special emphasis occurring, of course, on the "embrace," :brow: eh, Oz?

[Madhuri]

Yeah, why not... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What if the 'embrace' is repelled??? :D

[Sad Guy]

Yeah, why not... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What if the 'embrace' is repelled??? :D


the man would go back from the place he came from :D
and of course with a red face :D :D

[Virgil]

I think that the number of women posters in this thread bolster's Freud's theory about penis envy.


Wait till a beautiful girl drops by, and everyone will see how united all the men are.....

:lol: :lol: You guys are too much. I'm choking from laughing so much. I have trears rolling down my cheeks from the laughter. :lol: :lol:

This thread is hilarious!!

[OZEED]

Yeah, why not... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

What if the 'embrace' is repelled??? :D

alas that would be a loss(though certainly not mine);)

btw welcome sad guy

[Sad Guy]

alas that would be a loss(though certainly not mine);)

btw welcome sad guy


thanks a lot for welcoming me ,
sorry I didn't say hi ....

Big Hi to all :)

[Pendragon]

Do come in! Brandy? Cigar? Smoking Jacket? Have a seat, old chap, and regale us with your latest adventures. Always glad to welcome new members, aren't we, lads? A toast, gentlemen extraordinary, to our latest member: Cheers! Sad Guy? Oh my word, you must have had a bit of a bother. Don't keep us in the dark, my boy, what's your tale of woe? :)

[Nightshade]

Warning: if you know nothing about psychology, you will misinterpret this as a crass statement.

I think that the number of women posters in this thread bolster's Freud's theory about penis envy.

not really because its obvious that we are - for the most part enjoying ouraselves as who we are and are sneering/mocking/ getting the socks shocked off us by/at what we read. The other thing is in a place like this would someone with PE admit to being a girl of course not here where, to quote savage Garden-- I am anyone, I am anything I want to be could be ....and you wouldnt know the differance, would you?
the internet would possibley be the best outlet for PE.

Freud was an eijuit anyhow IMO.

[Scheherazade]

Warning: if you know nothing about psychology, you will misinterpret this as a crass statement.




I think that the number of women posters in this thread bolster's Freud's theory about penis envy.Hmmm...

The first post on 'Anyone for Coffee? (no boys allowed)' thread: 10-13-2006, 10:28 AM

The first post on 'Something for the guys(No girls)' thread: 10-13-2006, 01:15 PM

Who was envious of whom?

;)

[Shannanigan]

Hmmm...

The first post on 'Anyone for Coffee? (no boys allowed)' thread: 10-13-2006, 10:28 AM

The first post on 'Something for the guys(No girls)' thread: 10-13-2006, 01:15 PM

Who was envious of whom?

;)

Bwahahaha! "Right hook, left jab, DOWN FOR THE COUNT!!!"

sorry, got a little carried away there. I'm in a good mood today :D

[ShoutGrace]

Interesting feminist theory. Though the lady inventing it obviously did not take into the account the fact that it implies that women did not have a hand in creating civilisation...that women, basically, are people who simply bear offspring, the males of which go on to create beautiful arts, architecture, etc.

I found that theory (the one I posted) to be the most outrageous thing I've ever heard/read. ;)

Really though, seeing as how you've already surpassed her in logic, I think you should write a book like she did! :thumbs_up I'm very serious.


Honestly, it's silly on both sides. Being female is good, being male is good too (or so I would think).

Ah, glad you placed a qualifier at the end there! For .01 seconds I my head was spinning with possibilities. :D



Both sexes are important...besides, no female could bear a child without a male.

Yes, you've already identified something that Horney obviously didn't take into account! :D And it seems so obvious. :p


I had to do readings of feminist literature for my lit. studies course at uni - I never want to see a feminist again.

I empathize.

[OZEED]

Have you noticed how I tend not to get involved with frivolous banter with regards to the battle of the sexes.Seems a waste of energy.
my stand points is thus, rather hedonistic but has quite an appeal....

GIVE ME THE PLEASURES OF LIFE AND YOU CAN DISPERSE WITH THE NECESSITIES - OSCAR WILDE
after all I'm a lover not a fighter:ladysman:
Can I get an AMEN?

[toni]

Amen then, Oz...

[bluevictim]

burp.

hey

[Stanislaw]

Amen!:D :D

[Virgil]

Hmmm...

The first post on 'Anyone for Coffee? (no boys allowed)' thread: 10-13-2006, 10:28 AM

The first post on 'Something for the guys(No girls)' thread: 10-13-2006, 01:15 PM

Who was envious of whom?

;)

Yeah, but that doesn't answer the question of why so many girls come into this guy's thread. Perhaps it is penis envy. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Personally, I just think they can't resist our charms. :cool:

[miss tenderness]

:D:D:D
charm,eh!

[cuppajoe_9]

This could be the first instance of a sentence containg the term 'penis envy' being followed directly by a sentence containing the word 'charm'.

[Scheherazade]

Yeah, but that doesn't answer the question of why so many girls come into this guy's thread. Just another proof that girls are more comfortable with their gender identities than boys are.

We simply do not feel threatened to post in a place for boys and take part in their discussions!

I don't think girls have any kind of 'envy' but boys surely do have some kind of 'worry'.

:D

[Stanislaw]

Just another proof that girls are more comfortable with their gender identities than boys are.

We simply do not feel threatened to post in a place for boys and take part in their discussions!

I don't think girls have any kind of 'envy' but boys surely do have some kind of 'worry'.

:D

Maybe they just can't stand to be seperate from us?:D

[mir]

and just how many BOYS invaded the girls' thread?? we're just trying to save you from the awful realization of just how boring your lives our without us, Stanislaw! :D

[blacksheep]

Perhaps it is penis envy. :D


out of all the lies i shall tell on the internet, i swear, this is not one of them... i can't imagine how anyone, from either sex, can be envious of that. holy beano i know so many people (so many being three) that have suffered major injuries on that thing. getting it caught in a fence and torn apart while skateboarding, falling onto the frame of a bike while mountain biking, and somehow hurting it while bmx biking. can't say that they are the smartest people with penises out there but still... excruciating pain. (imagine getting stitches on your penis. all thee of them did... how embarrasing!)

...and this thread goes silent after that graphic description.

mir, you are wrong. Everyone (including girls) is boring. the only thing mildly exciting about life is... PARMESAN CHEESE!!! (something that i ate 0.25 of a pound today... in the past hour...)

[RobinHood3000]

Natural selection at work, what can I say? Although they do have my sincere pity.

[blacksheep]

Natural selection at work, what can I say? Although they do have my sincere pity.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
do you mind being quoted on that?

well, actually, im not going to blame it on their stupidity. I can see how it would happen during mountain biking. i used to mountain bike a fair bit before my bike got stolen and if i had a horizontal bar on my frame, the same thing would have happened to me several times. but i dont. i also know how to bail out and really jump off of a moving bike fast. (so many cool stories. each scar on my leg has its own story. scars are tattoos with better stories.) the skateboarding guy... i dunno. he's usually smarter than that. he's only 14 so hopefully he'd grow to be less clumsy. bmx biking... its been my dream to do that. i dont see how he could have injured his penis bmx biking though. its relatively safe if you've got a helmet and random joint protecting stuff. your not far from the ground and they are usually small bikes and very easy to control.

[RobinHood3000]

Agreed on the scars. :cool: Lucky us, we have that extra bar on our bikes...eeeesh.

[OZEED]

Agreed on the scars. :cool: Lucky us, we have that extra bar on our bikes...eeeesh.
AWE!!! dude, don't remind me. those horizontal bars are a killer *cringe*:sick:

[miss tenderness]

Well if you girls wouldn't invade and let us talk about our pocket knives and smoking jackets....:lol:


I called for huge boycott for this thread, I did n't post for like 2 pages! but I can't keep myself away from the festival going on here!! girls couldn't hold themselves away from you ,guys!:alien: :crash: truth! truth!

now our thread is sinking!!:( I must addmit !

Ozeed is just a dangerous gangester and leader! he keeps this thread moving up! we have got to use the thread technique! allure him ,gals >>drag him to our thread and make use of his slogans and ideas!

Kathy is my nominee to do this job! as she has the sexiest avy on the Lit NET:D

[RobinHood3000]

Kathy is my nominee to do this job! as she has the sexiest avy on the Lit NET:DI dunno, Claire Danes isn't bad looking, but the day Elizabeth decides to use her allure in any way less than genuine is the day I go bald, a fistful at a time.

Besides, Taleen, your avatar is rather alluring in its own way, as well.

[OZEED]

I called for huge boycott for this thread, I did n't post for like 2 pages! but I can't keep myself away from the festival going on here!! girls couldn't hold themselves away from you ,guys!:alien: :crash: truth! truth!

now our thread is sinking!!:( I must addmit !

Ozeed is just a dangerous gangester and leader! he keeps this thread moving up! we have got to use the thread technique! allure him ,gals >>drag him to our thread and make use of his slogans and ideas!

Kathy is my nominee to do this job! as she has the sexiest avy on the Lit NET:D

dangerous??? Never! *reaches for her hand while bowing knee*:blush:

Oh bother, I seemed to have built up quite a reputation around here...:eek:

[miss tenderness]

what I see,Oz is :the thread sleeps>>>the wicked me says:yah ,sure! men thread.

and then you come with a new slogans and shirts!Gosh>>>stop that, we gals can't help but comment on anything new,thus,ur thread fires up again>>thanks to us;)

[OZEED]

Good gentlemen gather hither, we shall hence forth prescribe to a set of FUNdamental values.

Value no.1 - Work hard, play harder!

in light of this auspicious occasion, we are having a BRAAI(as we call it in South Africa) or a BARBEQUE if you like......:banana: :banana: :banana:

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n212/ozeed/nieuwvennep20barbeque.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n212/ozeed/braai.jpg

whooooaaaaa!!!!
keep those FUNdamental values coming chaps...

[Virgil]

I called for huge boycott for this thread, I did n't post for like 2 pages! but I can't keep myself away from the festival going on here!! girls couldn't hold themselves away from you ,guys!:alien: :crash: truth! truth!

now our thread is sinking!!:( I must addmit !


:lol: That girls thread is SOOOOO boring. Where would you girls be without us guys? Talking about your nails and shampoo? :D

[Shannanigan]

:lol: That girls thread is SOOOOO boring. Where would you girls be without us guys? Talking about your nails and shampoo? :D

No, our heels conversation got along just fine in THIS thread, and you guys has such lovely contributions ;)

[mir]

despite the fact of its constant interruption by "penis envy" . . . :p

[ElizabethSewall]

I dunno, Claire Danes isn't bad looking, but the day Elizabeth decides to use her allure in any way less than genuine is the day I go bald, a fistful at a time.Aww... :blush: :blush:
Maybe I should try to exercise that power! :brow:

I let you the choice of my new avatar, Milord. Would you send one to me by pm? I trust your judgement.

[miss tenderness]

Hi ,Eliza:)

how are you? have y graduated or not yet?

we really missed you around:)

[Virgil]

No, our heels conversation got along just fine in THIS thread, and you guys has such lovely contributions ;)

hahaha. I just noticed they are talking about shaving body hair over there. :lol: :lol:

[Pendragon]

OZEED, my dear fellow, you know that I prefer my steak on the rare side! You overcooked it again! How does one manage to overcook an entire side of beef? Good thing I had Excalibur to cut it with, when the flesh is overdone, it can become tough! Did Tal send over more Mead? On with the feast! :D

[Arethusa]

More than values, you boys need to remember the:

MAN LAWS!!!!

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

(c) After wrecking your boss' car.

(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

5: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

6: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

7: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

8: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have satisfied her carnally. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

11: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

12: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

14: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

15: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

16: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding pending your response.

17: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

19: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to make love to her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

20: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey love, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

We've all heard about people having guts or cojones. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"COJONES" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the rear and having the cojones to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood, LTD

[Stanislaw]

Who leaked those most sacred unwritten laws?:D

[Virgil]

6: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
I particularly like this one.

[kathycf]

Kathy is my nominee to do this job! as she has the sexiest avy on the Lit NET:D
:blush: Now, that isn't true and I really like your new avy, miss T. :)


I dunno, Claire Danes isn't bad looking, but the day Elizabeth decides to use her allure in any way less than genuine is the day I go bald, a fistful at a time.

Besides, Taleen, your avatar is rather alluring in its own way, as well.

ER?? I am not genuine? :confused: :confused: :confused:

[AimusSage]

:blush: Now, that isn't true and I really like your new avy, miss T. :)



ER?? I am not genuine? :confused: :confused: :confused:
I happen to think your current avatar looks delicious and very much edible. :p

[kathycf]

I happen to think your current avatar looks delicious and very much edible. :p

doh! I was going for the opposite of alluring! Should have known you would like Turnip, Aim. :lol:

[Nightshade]

well you do have a nice smile :rolleyes:

[kathycf]

Is there an anti-kathy movement I am not aware of?

[AimusSage]

doh! I was going for the opposite of alluring! Should have known you would like Turnip, Aim. :lol:
I think you choose it because you knew I would like it. Very considerate of you. :D

[kathycf]

I think you choose it because you knew I would like it. Very considerate of you. :D

Yes, thank you. I guess I won't have a turnip, so here she is for you in all her glory. :lol:

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/turnip-1.jpg

[miss tenderness]

I still think that Kathy is the prettiest avy owner!

[kathycf]

I still think that Kathy is the prettiest avy owner!

You are a sweetie, miss T. Thanks.
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/hug.gif

[bluevictim]

Value no.1 - Work hard,
Yes, of course!
http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/homer/27.jpg

play harder!

Yep, that too!
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/Picture%20378.jpg

[OZEED]

More than values, you boys need to remember the:

MAN LAWS!!!!

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:

(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.

(b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.

(c) After wrecking your boss' car.

(d) One hour, 12 minutes, 37 seconds into "The Crying Game".

(e) When she is using her teeth.

3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

5: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's choice.

6: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

7: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

8: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have satisfied her carnally. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

9: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... and it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

10: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

11: Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

12: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

14: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

15: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

16: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding pending your response.

17: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:

(a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!

(b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!

(c) Another set and we can hit the showers!

18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

19: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to make love to her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

20: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" have carnal, drunken monkey love, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was occurs.

We've all heard about people having guts or cojones. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"COJONES" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the rear and having the cojones to say, "You're next!"

We hope this clears up any confusion,

The International Council of Manhood, LTD


Welcome brother, for this you get a cold one.... heads up:thumbs_up

[RobinHood3000]

Cheers, mate!

Aww, Kathy, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that! Your avatars have always been lovely to look at, and you have always been lovely to talk to. Flirting is simply one of the many talents you've become famous for here, particularly in this thread, is all.

[Vada Dagon]

On a bit of a serious note, a friend and chatted about the following over the weekend and I'm curious to get the perspective of some other guys.
I grew up without a dad, a reality in many homes today. I've come to learn that there are certain things in a young mans life that he can only learn from another man.
Camping in the bush,learning to ride a bike, fishing and scratching for worms are in my opinion important factors that sets a platform for later years in a mans life.
Do I feel at a disadvantage? I would have to say yes, but hats off to my mom I think she did an awesome job as a single parent.I've turned out fairly whole I'd like to think.
Having said all of the above I've come to learn(believe me I've had to learn this) that masculinity has more to do with how you think and what you have in your heart than the size of your biceps.

OK. I officially love this Forum now. Anyway. To answer your question. You are right. I lived with my mother since the age of eleven and from before that I can tell you what I learned from my dad.

(True Story)
Picture an eleven year old walking down the beach with his father. The father clears his throat and the son looks up at his father. Without looking at this son the father proceeds into a one way conversation with his son. "Son you are old enough now to hear this". The son now is intrigued and continues to look at his father with interest who keeps avoiding his gaze. "You are old enough to get girls pregnant now, or soon. Aheem. So, don't." The son is now perplexed as to the meaning of the conversation? Unable to even formulate a word the son continues to stare at his father in confusion. The father now stops and turns to his son and continues "But if you do! Make sure they don't know where you live".
"What?" is all the son can manage to respond. So the father continues walking down the beach and the son rushes to catch up. His father a few more steps and then adds "That's all you need to know about sex". It then dawn on the son that this was suppose to be the talk on the Bird and the Bees. The facts of life were summarized into one sentence and a fragment.

So everything I learned about sex, girls, and everything else came from all my older friends. Male friends of course, but that is not to say that I was not influenced by being raised by a single mother. I see the world differently than most American males and yet still love women. Do I sometimes display my machismo in ways that women do not understand? Sure, I do. However, that didn't stop me from feeling I had missed out on something in my life.

Because of that when I was 18 I decided that I needed a right of passage because I lacked a father. My choice of right of passage was to carve a cross on my left arm with a razor blade. The Girls in the group would probably find that silly and attrocious at the same time.

So where's the Guiness? I want a pint and a Medium Rare Stake with fries please.

[RobinHood3000]

What are you askin' us fer??? You're a real man; if you wanna steak, go shoot it yourself. And it better be a fast-moving target!!

[optimisticnad]

iv just updated myself on this thread. only one word comes to mind: rubbish! did someone forget to take the garbage out this week? :-) And boys, really, im too much of a lady to describe to the ladies the state of the bathroom in here! who forgot to flush the loo?

[Stanislaw]

hmm, a cold one...you know the other day I was at a friends house helping them move some stuff...and the one that was offered (the only type of one available at his pad) was scarcely a one at all...since it was neither cold, nor cool...but warm...and as we all know a one that is warm is scarcely a one at all...

here is strongbads proof for such:

the oneitude of a one is directly proportional to the oneitude of the one.

so...suffice to say we did not drink the one untill it had sat in the freezer for several minutes...much to the confusion of my pals GF. Quite obviously she had never taken advanced Oktober fest Vektor Kalkulus. :D :D

[kathycf]

Looks like there will be some of this going on in this thread....
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/eatdrink047.gif

Cheers, mate!

Aww, Kathy, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that! Your avatars have always been lovely to look at, and you have always been lovely to talk to. Flirting is simply one of the many talents you've become famous for here, particularly in this thread, is all.


No worries, Robin. Thanks.:)
*edit* Now, I am not that much of a flirt....really. ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Mm-hmm, suuure...

Pirate queen.

[Arethusa]

I particularly like this one.

Being a fan of Limoncello as opposed to Budweiser, it makes sense that you would, Virgil. :lol:

Sorry Ozeed, I'm a sistah, not a brother, the avi's a pic of my boyfriend Prometheus sunbathing under a tree full of buzzards. I just dressed up as a waiter at the last meeting and stole the minutes.

[shinigami]

Hm... how interesting... beer or coffee.... Disgusting beer or wonderful aromatic coffee? Coffee anyday fellas'

:)

[kathycf]

Mm-hmm, suuure...

Pirate queen.
Hmmm...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/smileyquestion.gif

Now how does that old proverb (http://www.bartleby.com/59/3/peoplewholiv.html) go? Something about glass houses and throwing stones....:p ;)

[RobinHood3000]

Who’s complaining? ;)

[Pendragon]

Don't know who came up with THIS Man Law: 18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

But as all true men know, it violates male bathroom etiquette. To explain, let's take the following scenario: We have a typical public Loo, which has 5 urinals along the wall. Man A enters to find an empty Loo. He will invariably choose either urinal 1 or 5, probably 5 as it is furtherest from the door. Man B comes in, sees man A, and goes to urinal 1. No thinking required, he wants as much space as possible between him and man A. Man C enters, sees the other two, and freezes, but goes to urinal 3. At least he has a buffer zone of a urinal on each side. Man D enters, and if the stall isn't occupied, that is where he is headed! If there's someone in the stall, he will exit, and go out behind the building if necessary. You men are all nodding while the ladies think I'm crazy. :D

[RobinHood3000]

And that is precisely how it goes. It's worked fine for ages.

Corollary: When on a camping trip, never urinate on the same tree/shrub/bush as another man unless all of the other trees/shrubs/bushes in the forest are occupied. If by happenstance they ARE all occupied, find a tree and urinate on the other side, never the same side or on a neighboring side.

[kathycf]

Don't know who came up with THIS Man Law: 18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

But as all true men know, it violates male bathroom etiquette. To explain, let's take the following scenario: We have a typical public Loo, which has 5 urinals along the wall. Man A enters to find an empty Loo. He will invariably choose either urinal 1 or 5, probably 5 as it is furtherest from the door. Man B comes in, sees man A, and goes to urinal 1. No thinking required, he wants as much space as possible between him and man A. Man C enters, sees the other two, and freezes, but goes to urinal 3. At least he has a buffer zone of a urinal on each side. Man D enters, and if the stall isn't occupied, that is where he is headed! If there's someone in the stall, he will exit, and go out behind the building if necessary. You men are all nodding while the ladies think I'm crazy. :D

You men are all nodding while the ladies think I'm crazy
:nod: :nod: :nod: :nod: :lol:
Hi Pen! :wave:

[Virgil]

Being a fan of Limoncello as opposed to Budweiser, it makes sense that you would, Virgil. :lol:


Thanks Arethusa. I don't think I've seen you around recently. You still remember about the Limoncello! :) Have you tried it yet?

[Nightshade]

well I guess it makes a wierd kind of sense...
wait the stall you mmean mens toilets only have one stall ...........
:eek2:

[Koa]

is there a woman who has never wished to be a man in urinating situations in particularly nasty places? :P

mmm limoncello...where? :D

[Virgil]

mmm limoncello...where? :D

Koa, I was referring to my poem I posted, titled, "limoncello." If you haven't read it, you can check it out here:http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17437&highlight=limoncello
Let me know what you think. And it is nice to drink. I think I'll go get a little glass right now.

[bluevictim]

is there a woman who has never wished to be a man in urinating situations in particularly nasty places? :PIt is certainly convenient to be a man when you're in the woods. However, some public women's restrooms are downright luxurious. When I was an undergrad, I knew someone who would take her exams in the restroom in the engineering building. I don't blame her, either. The women's restroom had a room with couches, sofas, mirrors, and tables seperate from the room where the stalls were. It was like a women-only private lounge.

[Virgil]

It is certainly convenient to be a man when you're in the woods. However, some public women's restrooms are downright luxurious. When I was an undergrad, I knew someone who would take her exams in the restroom in the engineering building. I don't blame her, either. The women's restroom had a room with couches, sofas, mirrors, and tables seperate from the room where the stalls were. It was like a women-only private lounge.

Good point Blue. I had to close my building at work once and had to check that all the windows were closed. After knocking on the women's room door to make sure no one was there, I entered and was shocked to find couches and tables. And it seemed so much cleaner than a men's room. Not only do we get nothing but we're a bunch of slobs.;)

[bluevictim]

And it seemed so much cleaner than a men's room. Not only do we get nothing but we're a bunch of slobs.;)... and don't get me started on the public humiliation that I suppose few women will ever face: the trough.

[Virgil]

... and don't get me started on the public humiliation that I suppose few women will ever face: the trough.

Do you live in England, Blue? I found those things quite common there. For the most part, rare in the US.

[bluevictim]

Yes, it's rare in the US (I've only encountered it at ballparks), but still all too common!

[Arethusa]

Thanks Arethusa. I don't think I've seen you around recently. You still remember about the Limoncello! :) Have you tried it yet?

I've been lurking but really busy. The novel got finished and I found a small agency to take it after only the eighth rejection letter! I didn't think of it but it would have been a cool idea to celebrate with limoncello. Since it was unexpected and no one had a chance to get to Trader Joe's, I think we celebrated with Ripple...or Night Train...or cooking sherry...or something equally ghetto. If it actually gets picked up by a publisher, I'd like to say I had my first glass on the beach in Naples or Brindi or maybe even toasting the Great One's tomb! Did you ever get to read Horace's Trek to Brundisium?

By the way, we need couches in our restrooms. By the time we finally get to one, we're so exhausted and light headed from holding it in for so long, a little nap is needed in order to regain our equilibrium. Everyone knows that a woman cannot go outside unless the proper conditions are present. There must be a bush of the proper height to width ratio, traffic and weather conditions must be optimal, and the proper downhill grade is a must, especially if we're wearing our strappy shoes. Most important of all, there must be something at hand that's more absorbant than a Big Mac wrapper, preferably something two-ply. However, your handkerchief will do in a pinch.

[Virgil]

I've been lurking but really busy. The novel got finished and I found a small agency to take it after only the eighth rejection letter! I didn't think of it but it would have been a cool idea to celebrate with limoncello. Since it was unexpected and no one had a chance to get to Trader Joe's, I think we celebrated with Ripple...or Night Train...or cooking sherry...or something equally ghetto. If it actually gets picked up by a publisher, I'd like to say I had my first glass on the beach in Naples or Brindi or maybe even toasting the Great One's tomb! Did you ever get to read Horace's Trek to Brundisium?

No, I haven't come across it in a book store. And my reading list is very long as it is. I will get to it one day.

Congratulations on your book. When it gets published please let us know here at lit net. We might actually go out and buy up all the editions.

[Pendragon]

well I guess it makes a wierd kind of sense...
wait the stall you mmean mens toilets only have one stall ...........
:eek2:A good many only have one, the one they are required by law to have for handicapped access. I guess they think that they have to have that one, and if it is occupied, you can wait! Some have two, the aforementioned and a regular one. But you won't see five guys at that wall of urinals unless something very drastic happens, and then they will appear to all be fascinated by the small square of paint in front of their nose. Zombies would show more life. No one dares look around. :lol:

[Shalot]

Don't know who came up with THIS Man Law: 18: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

But as all true men know, it violates male bathroom etiquette. To explain, let's take the following scenario: We have a typical public Loo, which has 5 urinals along the wall. Man A enters to find an empty Loo. He will invariably choose either urinal 1 or 5, probably 5 as it is furtherest from the door. Man B comes in, sees man A, and goes to urinal 1. No thinking required, he wants as much space as possible between him and man A. Man C enters, sees the other two, and freezes, but goes to urinal 3. At least he has a buffer zone of a urinal on each side. Man D enters, and if the stall isn't occupied, that is where he is headed! If there's someone in the stall, he will exit, and go out behind the building if necessary. You men are all nodding while the ladies think I'm crazy. :D

My husband tells me that proper etiquette is to leave one stall between you and someone else when taking a dump as well.

[kilted exile]

My husband tells me that proper etiquette is to leave one stall between you and someone else when taking a dump as well.

Proper yes, but completely unworkable: I am unaware of any public washroom that has more than 2 stalls.

This discussion reminds me of when I used to work as the "maintenance man" at MacDonald's. The urinals had an auto-rinse part, so every 1/2 hour water would rinse them clean. Some bright spark decided to block the drain holes with straws, as a result the urinal would overflow. Apparently this came under my job description, so I spent the day removing straws and other "junk" from the U-bend. The funny thing is that was not the worst thing I had to do during my time working there

[OZEED]

OK. I officially love this Forum now. Anyway. To answer your question. You are right. I lived with my mother since the age of eleven and from before that I can tell you what I learned from my dad.

(True Story)
Picture an eleven year old walking down the beach with his father. The father clears his throat and the son looks up at his father. Without looking at this son the father proceeds into a one way conversation with his son. "Son you are old enough now to hear this". The son now is intrigued and continues to look at his father with interest who keeps avoiding his gaze. "You are old enough to get girls pregnant now, or soon. Aheem. So, don't." The son is now perplexed as to the meaning of the conversation? Unable to even formulate a word the son continues to stare at his father in confusion. The father now stops and turns to his son and continues "But if you do! Make sure they don't know where you live".
"What?" is all the son can manage to respond. So the father continues walking down the beach and the son rushes to catch up. His father a few more steps and then adds "That's all you need to know about sex". It then dawn on the son that this was suppose to be the talk on the Bird and the Bees. The facts of life were summarized into one sentence and a fragment.

So everything I learned about sex, girls, and everything else came from all my older friends. Male friends of course, but that is not to say that I was not influenced by being raised by a single mother. I see the world differently than most American males and yet still love women. Do I sometimes display my machismo in ways that women do not understand? Sure, I do. However, that didn't stop me from feeling I had missed out on something in my life.

Because of that when I was 18 I decided that I needed a right of passage because I lacked a father. My choice of right of passage was to carve a cross on my left arm with a razor blade. The Girls in the group would probably find that silly and attrocious at the same time.

So where's the Guiness? I want a pint and a Medium Rare Stake with fries please.

I'm sure we can all relate to your story Mr Dagon, I can remember when my mother first spoke to me about sex, she was red in the face, shame she really tried to be a mom and a dad to me.
I am really looking forward to be a dad myself one day, I can wait to do the stuff with my son(or daughter) that I missed out on.It blows my mind!

[higley]

OZEED, I shall be merciless when I eventually have kids. :) I will do the same to them as my parents did (and still do) to me, and embarrass them because it's fun to see 'em squirm. :lol:

[OZEED]

Sorry Ozeed, I'm a sistah, not a brother, the avi's a pic of my boyfriend Prometheus sunbathing under a tree full of buzzards. I just dressed up as a waiter at the last meeting and stole the minutes.[/QUOTE]

In that case, I beg a thousand pardons dear lady.
I did think that it was a bit brave that a guys has a picture of a naked guy as his avy.:lol:

[Arethusa]

In that case, I beg a thousand pardons dear lady.
I did think that it was a bit brave that a guys has a picture of a naked guy as his avy.:lol:


No problem, happens all the time. I was lying on my back once and my husband mistook me for my brother. :lol:

[Nightshade]

... and don't get me started on the public humiliation that I suppose few women will ever face: the trough.

a what???


:confused:

[Arethusa]

a what???


:confused:

I wondered about that too, Nightshade. Maybe he means the salad bar :p

[shinigami]

Still don't get it...

[Virgil]

A trough is a big communal toilet that men urinate into at the same time. It seems to be common in English men's rooms. We can do that standing up.

Quick story. When I was in London a few years ago, and I was at a pub, I had to go to the bathroom. I walked in and didn't see a urinal. But there was this wall that ran water down slowly and emptied into a gutter-like trough. It looked sort of strange to me so I decided I would just use a stall toilet. As I started walking towards it, another fellow walked in, a Londoner. I asked him why that wall was dripping water. I guess he heard my American accent, and said, "You must be a bloody Yank. This is how we pee over here. Come up against the wall and i'll show you." So we both peed up against the water dripping wall. :lol: Nice fellow, but I kind of like a little privacy when I pass bodily functions.

[shinigami]

Okay.... that is disgusting.. I mean, urinals are bad enough guys... In our school, you can SMELL the difference between the bathrooms.. Even if you're 5 meters away from the closed bathroom... I wonder why men have a bad habit of bot flushing... Anyone care to enlighten me?

[mir]

'cause they're guys . . . ?

[Virgil]

Okay.... that is disgusting.. I mean, urinals are bad enough guys... In our school, you can SMELL the difference between the bathrooms.. Even if you're 5 meters away from the closed bathroom... I wonder why men have a bad habit of bot flushing... Anyone care to enlighten me?

Well, I know we're not as fastidious, but that smell at your school is not typical. We're not that bad. It must be the particular guys at your school.

[Arethusa]

Ever been in a women's public "toilet" in China? You have to hover, squat, balance and let go all at the same time. Gives a whole new meaning to multi-tasking.

[Bluebiird]

A truely charming topic guys :rolleyes:
Yes, another girl has invaded your thread :lol: though some people seem to assume I'm male even though I've stated that I'm female in my profile. It must be the dragon. Anyway.
All of you girls here that long to urinate like a man, listen up.
Via a television program on the BBC, by the name of Dragon's Den (series 1) has seen the revolutionary new urinating gadget for women. At theh end of Dragon's Den series 2, inventions of te previous year were reviewed, to see how far they'd got.
This little item, konwn as the She wee I believe, or something similar to that, allows women to urinate standing up, and is sold on the net.
So ladies, now you know. Another thing that men take pride in can be achieved by us too. Hooray! :lol:

Hey, double posting. That's rare for me :D
Hey, guys, would you ever consider changing your name to
The Powerful Men Society?
I'd have suggested it for you sooner, but I was busy with other things.

[Pendragon]

Okay.... that is disgusting.. I mean, urinals are bad enough guys... In our school, you can SMELL the difference between the bathrooms.. Even if you're 5 meters away from the closed bathroom... I wonder why men have a bad habit of bot flushing... Anyone care to enlighten me?I know, I am always after my teenage sons for not flushing. But maybe you can tell me, (I worked as a part-time janitor through high-school), why girls toss tampons up and stick them to the ceiling where the janitor has to scrape them off? I'm not lying about this at all. And worse, but I don't wish to make anyone sick. And Virgil, that trough is something I refuse to use unless I am the only one in the restroom! :) :D

[Madhuri]

Hey, double posting. That's rare for me :D
Hey, guys, would you ever consider changing your name to
The Powerful Men Society?
I'd have suggested it for you sooner, but I was busy with other things.

They can also prefix 'Supposedly' to -- Powerful Men Society :p :lol:

[Arethusa]

I know, I am always after my teenage sons for not flushing. But maybe you can tell me, (I worked as a part-time janitor through high-school), why girls toss tampons up and stick them to the ceiling where the janitor has to scrape them off? I'm not lying about this at all. And worse, but I don't wish to make anyone sick. And Virgil, that trough is something I refuse to use unless I am the only one in the restroom! :) :D

Must have been the boys sneaking in to play a prank. Us delicate little flowers would never do something so vile.

*scratches, swigs beer, belches* :D

[Virgil]

And Virgil, that trough is something I refuse to use unless I am the only one in the restroom! :) :D

I know. Me too. :sick:

[Nightshade]

Ever been in a women's public "toilet" in China? You have to hover, squat, balance and let go all at the same time. Gives a whole new meaning to multi-tasking.

I like to think of it this way.... at least your not sitting on somthing that you dont know how long it been since it was cleaned:sick:

[Stanislaw]

I hate it when the urinals are not spaced well...like in cheap theatres where thers is about 15 urinals to a 16 foot stretch of wall...and the bull sticks out like a good foot from the wall...its like peeing naked in the middle of a room...and then at a theatre some guy always brings is young daughter in to use the facilities...there should be a law against that!

[Arethusa]

I like to think of it this way.... at least your not sitting on somthing that you dont know how long it been since it was cleaned:sick:

True, they're definately one up on us in the hygiene department. My problem was more of a, oh please, I can't even walk and chew gum at the same time, issue.

[Scheherazade]

Hmm... The talk in the Boys thread has found itself to the 'toilet', has it?

I will take the shoes and low calory food talk over this on any day!

:D

[OZEED]

Gentlemen, in an effort to show our feminine side and to prove that we can look good while reading Oscar Wilde we will be taking questions relating to appropriate dress codes and general style question.
Can we drink to that?

[Virgil]

Hmm... The talk in the Boys thread has found itself to the 'toilet', has it?

I will take the shoes and low calory food talk over this on any day!

:D

At least we're not talking about "riding the crimson wave". :D


Gentlemen, in an effort to show our feminine side and to prove that we can look good while reading Oscar Wilde we will be taking questions relating to appropreate dress codes and general style question.
Can we drink to that?

Sure. I'll drink to that. I'll drink to anything. :)

[Shannanigan]

Awww, the boys wanna show their feminine side? How sweet!

I'm curious now...how fool-proof is the "pick up girls by getting caught reading literature in public" scheme?

[shinigami]

Actually, it's a real good way to pick up girls... But I want to know, what is man's vision of "improper attire" and of course give the situation...

Like, I wouldn't wear 3/4 pants with leather shoes anyday or I wouldn't wear a tubetop anyway NEAR school [and in it of course]...

[Shannanigan]

Guys, may I have a say? Ahem...

I despise those leather slipper shoes! You know, the ones with no laces, they just slip on? How lazy are you? lol, sorry, had to get that out. A friend of mine wears them everyday and I think they look so silly...like he is perpetually picking up his newspaper from off of the driveway, lmao.

Mind you, they are okay around the house...but you have no chance in hell of getting my number if you are wearing them outside :lol:

[Pendragon]

Proper attire, eh? As I have said elsewhere, I'm the type that would probably look sloppy in a tailor-made suit! Seriously, though, I like to wear Western styled shirts (though I must get them in the "Big and Tall" section of the shop, because I was raised to always keep my shirt tucked into my pants. I wear Dockers and comfortable shoes with socks that match the pants. I wear what they call "comfort fit" pants. They call them this because they have elastic in the side that enable them to stretch just a bit. It's better than calling them "Pants for the man who is too vain to admit he needs a larger size!" As Dave Barry said about Dockers: "They are called that because it isn't polite to say 'Pants for the bigger-butted man!'":lol:

[Virgil]

I was raised to always keep my shirt tucked into my pants.

I wear it that way too. I can't stand the sloopy look that is popular these days, not tucking in shirts and pants that have a crotch down to mid thighs. Uggghhh. And I would never wear baggy pants, even in jeans. And absolutely never low wearing pants that expose your backside. How deplorabale. :sick:

[Shannanigan]

Gosh, I never thought it was difficult for men to find a preferred fit! I guess I never thought they would care :p ;) I have trouble finding "women's jeans" that aren't wide on top and just big enough for your foot to get through on the bottom...I guess that's too cowgirl-style for me. I like a good straight leg, or a slight flare (bell bottoms? lol). Hmmm...oops, I'm in the guys thread again! :eek:

[Virgil]

Hmmm...oops, I'm in the guys thread again! :eek:

That's OK. I've considered you an honorary guy. :D Based on some of the things you've said here. :p

[Shannanigan]

That's OK. I've considered you an honorary guy. :D Based on some of the things you've said here. :p

woohoo! (~puts on honorary smoking jacket, ties the sash extra tight so the waistline can be seen~) lol :p

[Arethusa]

If you guys really want to show your feminine side, flush and put the seat down. As for man fashion, I miss men's hinies. Men in 501 button flies...any man in 501's, barefoot and in 501's, with a shirt that actually fits and doesn't make them look like a five year old playing dress up...or better yet, no shirt. A man in 501's, barefoot, no shirt, commando, grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Sorry, I was having a moment. :blush:

[Virgil]

If you guys really want to show your feminine side, flush and put the seat down.

Is that all. i thought I would have to put on lipstick and a dress. ;)

[Shannanigan]

I just went in the bathroom and found the toilet seat up. What did I do? Dun dun duuuunnnn...I put it down! Gasp!

Honestly, I'm not bothered by it, and don't understand why other women are. I heard that it's because women just run into the bathroom and sit down without looking...really? That's just weird. I would think that the women who are so insistent that the seat be left down would be the same women who would check to see if there were any...erm...leakage (?) on the seat. I'd much rather put the seat down than have to wipe off any of that! :eek2:

[optimisticnad]

Hello. *very meekly*

I'll get straight to the point: need to get drunk and forget the day iv had! Lots of drinking going on here. So....:blush: can i be a guy for one evening? :p Wel fart and swear and grunt and scratch arm pits and leave toilet seats up and....anything you want. :lol:

But two promises please:

1. When I get on the poker table and start.....:blush: ....stripping someone must stop me.

2. Whem Im really drunk that Im making passes at any of you guys, oz, virg, amius, robin,kilted, i dont care who you are, if im making a pass at you it means im drunk! and so call me a taxi, send a sober sensilbe girl (or guy, but only if no girls available) with me and make sure i get home tucked in bed safely with water and painkiller right next to me. oh and something to vomit in. thanks!

so lets parrtayyy. (home style).

[grace86]

Sweetie I think you have a bad idea here! Better make sure one of the girls can take you home if you insist on staying!

[bluevictim]

I just went in the bathroom and found the toilet seat up. What did I do? Dun dun duuuunnnn...I put it down!I've always wondered why men don't complain about women leaving the toilet seat down. I guess we're just too lazy.

1. When I get on the poker table and start..... ....stripping someone must stop me.Don't count on that when you're among guys.

[Shannanigan]

lol opti...here, I'm an "honorary guy" here, I'll be your designated driver as long as you're mine when I need a night like this! :p

[Nightshade]

hey girls I dont drink so how about I'm designated driver???
:D

[RobinHood3000]

woohoo! (~puts on honorary smoking jacket, ties the sash extra tight so the waistline can be seen~) lol :p:eek:

We need a list of women who can feel free to enter the Guys' Thread...anytime. :brow:


1. When I get on the poker table and start.....:blush: ....stripping someone must stop me.

2. Whem Im really drunk that Im making passes at any of you guys, oz, virg, amius, robin,kilted, i dont care who you are, if im making a pass at you it means im drunk! and so call me a taxi, send a sober sensilbe girl (or guy, but only if no girls available) with me and make sure i get home tucked in bed safely with water and painkiller right next to me. oh and something to vomit in. thanks! 1. Oh, of course!! Why would we do otherwise? ~checks batteries on his video camera~

2. Erm...if you wake up with dollar bills tucked into your clothing, ignore them. Gentlemen, shall we draw straws to see who accompanies optimistic home?

[toni]

Add me then!

[shinigami]

Haha, me as well if you please robin dear...

Well, strip poker is a game we've played.. even at school.... But no woman has gone farther than unbuttoning her buttons and losing her skirt [ of course if she wore shorts]

Or even strip jack... [ jack and poy...] Men however have gone as far as being topless and pantless... [ if they were wearing boxers] Yes, we were like I dunno... 2nd year... but this was during camp... When nobody gives a damn!!! Long live roughing it outdoors and shooting birds from the sky, defeathering them and cleaning their guts out...

And beer!!! Lots and lots of beer!!

[OZEED]

Actually, it's a real good way to pick up girls... But I want to know, what is man's vision of "improper attire" and of course give the situation...

Like, I wouldn't wear 3/4 pants with leather shoes anyday or I wouldn't wear a tubetop anyway NEAR school [and in it of course]...

prime example with be, it would be highly improper for your boyfriend to wear his dodgy track pants if he is going to meet your dad.
or a cotton summer suit to a black tie evening, highly improper!

[mir]

opti - pass the beer! :D

[Madhuri]

hey girls I dont drink so how about I'm designated driver???
:D

I will be worried about Opti in this case. :D Have you cleared your driving test, Night? :eek2:

[Shannanigan]

Well, with so many non-drinkers about (who hopefully have driver's licences), perhaps I shall indulge in a little drink myself...

pass the pitcher boys!!! :D

[Pendragon]

I just went in the bathroom and found the toilet seat up. What did I do? Dun dun duuuunnnn...I put it down! Gasp!

Honestly, I'm not bothered by it, and don't understand why other women are. I heard that it's because women just run into the bathroom and sit down without looking...really? That's just weird. I would think that the women who are so insistent that the seat be left down would be the same women who would check to see if there were any...erm...leakage (?) on the seat. I'd much rather put the seat down than have to wipe off any of that! :eek2:Thank you, Shan! Thanks what I've been saying for years! "Look, you fuss if I don't raise the seat and piddle on it, so if it is up, don't yell and tell me it's up, just push it back down! I mean, if I can raise it effortlessly to do my little job, you can surely put it back down with equal ease to do yours. And if you are in the habit of sitting down before you look to see if it's safe to sit, maybe we've discovered the problem, and sweetheart, it has nothing to do with the position of the seat on the toilet. You are careless! No court would ever convict me! (Unless, Judge and jury were all females, of course! Then I might get hanged, drawn, and quartered!) ;) :p

[Nightshade]

I will be worried about Opti in this case. :D Have you cleared your driving test, Night? :eek2:

kill joy :p

[Stanislaw]

:eek:

We need a list of women who can feel free to enter the Guys' Thread...anytime. :brow:

1. Oh, of course!! Why would we do otherwise? ~checks batteries on his video camera~

2. Erm...if you wake up with dollar bills tucked into your clothing, ignore them. Gentlemen, shall we draw straws to see who accompanies optimistic home?


1. but of course...*checks wallet for money*

2. :D ...nuff said...but o course one must be honourable too.:D

[Virgil]

Just occurred to me: Are these two threads another version of the Amazons versus the Dastardlies?

[Shannanigan]

i have yet to partake in the amazon-dastardlies war (braces for ensuing shock, outrage, and rallies from both sides)

[RobinHood3000]

Ensuing shock, outrage, and rallying: ...meh.

Doesn't gravity mean that technically, it takes far less effort to put the toilet seat DOWN as opposed to UP?

[AimusSage]

I like to defy gravity by leaving the seat up. :)

However, I usually put the seat down after using the bathroom, I am, afterall, quite civilized and can understand the extreme difficulty the fairer sex has with putting the seat down on their own. :p

[kathycf]

I like to defy gravity by leaving the seat up. :)

However, I usually put the seat down after using the bathroom, I am, afterall, quite civilized and can understand the extreme difficulty the fairer sex has with putting the seat down on their own. :p

Indeed. Don't you realize the seat has cooties on it? :rolleyes: :p

[optimisticnad]

All this fuss about me getting drunk! Ud think iv never done it before (i havent).

Right! Who was my driver? Who took me home last night? I ask because in the morning I woke up to find......cliffhanger.......ul have to check the girls site....actually it only makes sense to put it up here....when i woke up at home I found this on the floor, its a mans boxers. not mine! so i wonder whose it is..........
please que here to try on and if it fits......well........


http://www.mentaljokes.com/images/boxers_funny.jpg


:eek:

We need a list of women who can feel free to enter the Guys' Thread...anytime. :brow:

1. Oh, of course!! Why would we do otherwise? ~checks batteries on his video camera~

2. Erm...if you wake up with dollar bills tucked into your clothing, ignore them. Gentlemen, shall we draw straws to see who accompanies optimistic home?


aw, so you made a video? can you tell me what I got up to....:blush: and maybe you can shed light on who took me home cos I woke up to find some awful shorty thing. lol. so who drew the short straw?

i woke up with lots and lots of dollar bills. so thanks everyone. I wonder what I did to earn all that money.....*deep contemplation*. Oh! Did i get on stage and crack some jokes?

[mir]

of . . . COURSE you did, opti . . . *palms money from selling video camera to Robin* :lol:

[Nightshade]

Darn I knew I should have swiped the money when I took her home, fuel expensis an'all:brow:

[kathycf]

Would any of the guys wear Stewie Griffin boxer shorts? :brow:

[OZEED]

tisk tisk!! I have a sense of taste, mines says "horny little devil":ladysman: :brow:

[Shannanigan]

Hmmm...I have Spongebob, Simpsons, and Tony the Tiger boxers...I guess Stewie wouldn't be out of my league :p

[Pendragon]

Indeed. Don't you realize the seat has cooties on it? :rolleyes: :pCooties, eh? From our fingers, used to put the seat up and/or down? Hummmm. And after a feminine derrière touches the seat, you don't think we should wipe it off before we touch it to avoid some serious COOTIES? :p

[miss tenderness]

Hello...



:lol:

[Shannanigan]

................You Didn't See Anything! ....................

:eek: Pendragon? You?......she?......really? :p


Cooties, eh? From our fingers, used to put the seat up and/or down? Hummmm. And after a feminine derrière touches the seat, you don't think we should wipe it off before we touch it to avoid some serious COOTIES? :p

Feminie derriers are as cootie-free and precious as babies' bottoms! Besides, it's YOUR choice whether or not you wipe off the seat before you touch it! :lol:

I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"

[Pendragon]

:eek: Pendragon? You?......she?......really? :p




I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"To the first inquiry: No, I double posted, and was having a laugh, and forgot about the post above me! :blush: :blush:

To the second: No. You expect us to raise the seat if it is down, so if you find it up, a simple move will put it down. Women expect equality with a man-- is this not so? Welcome to equality, baby! ;)

[Virgil]

:eek: Pendragon? You?......she?......really? :p

I propose that we hold a debate to decide once and for all! Moot: "Should men be required to put the seat down after use of the toilet?"

Why don't you create a poll, Shan? I don't tink men should be forced to put it down. But it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Doesn't mean I always do. :D

[Scheherazade]

http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s31/smilies-28004.png

[Arethusa]

Is that all. i thought I would have to put on lipstick and a dress. ;)

Don't forget your strappy shoes :p

[Shannanigan]

Why don't you create a poll, Shan? I don't tink men should be forced to put it down. But it is a gentlemanly thing to do. Doesn't mean I always do. :D

Ooohh..perhaps I should create my first litnet poll :D

[OZEED]

I really don't have a problem, with lifting the seat up and then setting it down when I'm finished.
But I have a huge problem with toilet doors, lots of guys just dont wash their hands when they're done.:sick: :sick: :sick:

[RobinHood3000]

I always put the cover down pre-flush. That way, nothing gets tossed back at me, and either sex must do roughly the same lifting.

[toni]

Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it. :)


To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:

1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life! :) :)

[Virgil]

Very Good, Oz and Robin. the girls-I mean women will love you for it. :)


To the girls-
If you still got the guys-not-putting-down-the-seat- Here is a useful, mischievous little trick:

1. Get some Cling foil- (that's the clear one),
2. Put the toilet seat up and place the cling foil over the bowl.
3. Put the seat down
4.And then you wait for the guy to pee and he will have the biggest splash of his life! :) :)

Yeah, but if some girl sat down and didn't see the the plasitc, she would have an even bigger splash, right back at her bottom. :lol:

[mir]

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:

[kathycf]

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:

It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:p

[Virgil]

It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:p

Oh I do the dishes better than my wife.

[AimusSage]

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:
Talk about creating a boring world!

I would hate to control women, what they can and can't do, I like people with a free will, and the courage to use it.

Servitude serves no one.

[OZEED]

wow . . .this is a lovely conversation. :p

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome. of course, that's only MY opinion. :lol:

Well, your opinion certainly has its appeal *hehehehe* ;) ;)
Ooops, sorry did that come out *loosens collar*

[toni]

Hiya Oz! I wanna ask you something... Do you know what the word "Yowzah" means? I've seen it posted a couple of times, I dont know what it means!

[OZEED]

It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:p

Did someone say whips and chains?? :blush: wwwwhipppisssssh

yowzer
Part of Speech: interjection
Definition: an exclamation of delight or approval; also called yowzah

Yeah you got me, I have a dictionary as a bookmark.
taking about dictionaries, please tell me I'm not the only one here who has a dictionary in the toilet

[toni]

Yowzah!!! I get it now....thanks, bro.:)

And, why would anyone keep a dictionary in the toilet? Do you do your reading there? *wonders*

[Madhuri]

I respect books and take them as a source of knowledge. Books have a special place in my life, similar to the distinction that is given to faith or God. So, taking them at such places for reading :sick: will be like dis-respecting something that you look-up to.

[Virgil]

I must admit, I keep magazines in the bathroom for reading. But a dictionary?

[OZEED]

I respect books and take them as a source of knowledge. Books have a special place in my life, similar to the distinction that is given to faith or God. So, taking them at such places for reading :sick: will be like dis-respecting something that you look-up to.

hmmm, thats very interesting Maddie.


I must admit, I keep magazines in the bathroom for reading. But a dictionary?

I guess, I really love learning new words and I learn the most when I'm relaxed.:lol:
Sssshish, guess I'm the only one around here.

[Madhuri]

hmmm, thats very interesting Maddie.

It could be that the system of washrooms in India is very different, if you know what I mean, it just doesnt seem appropriate.

[mir]

Talk about creating a boring world!

I would hate to control women, what they can and can't do, I like people with a free will, and the courage to use it.

Servitude serves no one.

Dear Ozeed and Aimus - i think you're slightly misinterpreting me. i said that all MEN should be under the control of WOMEN. :D

[ennison]

Dictionary in the toilet? Come on pal Andrex must be cheaper.

[AimusSage]

Dear Ozeed and Aimus - i think you're slightly misinterpreting me. i said that all MEN should be under the control of WOMEN. :D
Which is boring. :D

[RobinHood3000]

It seems like a good idea on the surface, but how can we women get the men to do dishes correctly? Whips and chains seems so harsh....and a little naughty.:pDon't forget the verbal threats ending with "mummy" and the bite-size dessert foods.

[kathycf]

Did someone say whips and chains?? :blush: wwwwhipppisssssh

Don't forget the verbal threats ending with "mummy" and the bite-size dessert foods.

Now this seems intriguing....;)

[RobinHood3000]

Care to join us, kathy dear?

[kathycf]

Care to join us, kathy dear?

Isn't it past your bedtime, young man?! :lol: :p

*edit* do the bite size desserts include brownies or mini chocolate chip cookies?

[RobinHood3000]

~French accent~ But, of cawrse...also cherries, strawberries, and whipped cream :brow:...

[kathycf]

"Le wow"! :D

[OZEED]

Oh, and dont forget the latex!

[Pendragon]

Oh I do the dishes better than my wife.I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SleepyWitch]

hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
*pretending to be a guy* :)

[Virgil]

hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
*pretending to be a guy* :)

Scratching what? :confused: :eek: :lol:

Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here. :D


I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose? :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: Well, we still split it. I may do it better, but she does it faster.

[SleepyWitch]

Scratching what? :confused: :eek: :lol:

Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here. :D

armpits???

[trismegistus]

personally, i think all men should be under total control of women and attentive to their every need, because we're all just so awesome.
Control? If he is attentive to a woman's every need, the man will be carrying the whip.

[Stanislaw]

I can tell that my buddy Virgil has no Native American blood. White Man speak with forked tougue! If man do better job at dishes than wife, than wife no do dishes, husband always have to do job! What size ring Virgil have in nose? :lol:

:D :lol: heh...:D :D (that made me laugh at work...and now my office buddy think's I'm a nut:D )


hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*
ye wunna ave a spar fag on ye, wudja? Is there any more beer?
*pretending to be a guy* :)

Say...where's the new guy from? :D ...want some more beer pal?:D :D

[Schokokeks]

hohoho, hey missy how about us? *burp* *scratching balls*

Bäääääääh, Sleepy, really ! :rolleyes:
Though resemblance to reality can't be utterly denied, I admit :D

[Idril]

Oh, and dont forget the latex!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: No, you don't want to forget that! ;)

[kathycf]

Scratching what? :confused: :eek: :lol:

Hey I seen women scratch areas which I wouldn't mention here. :D

A lady would scratch her nose in private. :p ( I think....)

[Madhuri]

dirty talks again...:rolleyes: guys can never change.....:rolleyes:

[kathycf]

Scratching one's self isn't dirty. Don't you ever get mosquito bites? Sooo, anyway, what happened to all the guys in smoking jackets suavely sipping martinis? ;)

[RobinHood3000]

We're still here, just a little tipsy and prone to flashing people out the window through our smoking jackets. But very suavely. :cool:

[kathycf]

Flashing? In a smoking jacket? Somehow I always picture a long dirty grey trenchcoat as the garment of choice for flashers. But then I suppose if it is done suavely, then smoking jacket would be the way to go. (True story...my sister was flashed by an old guy at the library once and she yelled at him...it wasn't very suave of him in the least.)

[Virgil]

Now that we've had our drinks guys, I think it's time we put up some expressos.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Herve-Libaud/Caffe-Expresso-Print-C11793440.jpeg

[OZEED]

Now that we've had our drinks guys, I think it's time we put up some expressos.

http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Herve-Libaud/Caffe-Expresso-Print-C11793440.jpeg

You took the words, right outta my mouth Virg. Good on you mate!
A double espresso for me please sir, minus the biscoti

[RobinHood3000]

Coffee's not my thing, nor is tea, oddly enough. Perhaps a spot of fruit juice...

[kilted exile]

I'll take the coffee but I shouldn't participate in the flashing: people might get jealous........;)

[RobinHood3000]

What, at the size of your rifle? Or, as Bugs Bunny would call it, your "elephant gun"? If you're kilted, flashing should be just as easy or easier than for anyone else here.

[Virgil]

Wait! How did we get from coffee to flashing? :lol: :lol: Robin and Kilt can go somewhere and compare the sizes of the insturments. :)

[Shannanigan]

Ooooyyyy...flashing, hehe....

last halloween my boyfriend wore a pair of nude-colored spandex shorts under a bathrobe and just ran around a huge outdoor halloween party "flashing" people, lol....

Fruit Juice, Robin? C'mon over to Tickles Dockside Pub on St. Thomas, we got some of the best homemade fruit punch around...we even put passion fruit juice and guava juice in it! :D

[OZEED]

Wait! How did we get from coffee to flashing? :lol: :lol: Robin and Kilt can go somewhere and compare the sizes of the insturments. :)

'INSTURMENTS' is that the latest name for it. :lol: :lol: :lol:
what about "flashing device" :D :D :D

[mir]

i think i nees some more coffee for this conversation. :p

[Pendragon]

I don't know how this got to "flashing", but I have to tell this story. My Senior Year in school, I knew my usual job would never cover all my expenses. Fortunately, there was a new burger joint opening in town, and I was hired there to run the back line, making burgers and "supervising" others. One night in November, a girl from the drive-through window came to the back and got me, and she couldn't even talk for a minute. Then she said "She ain't got no clothes on!" I dashed to the window to see a green car pulling away. It seems he pulled up to the window and stepped out of the car naked! It's cold here in November! The idiot came back twice more! I had his licence number and called the cops. He should have froze certain important parts of his anatomy off that night! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[kathycf]

Oi...I have heard an expression that it "takes all kinds" but... Actually, flashers are disturbing, but are almost never a physical threat.


Gosh, and Kilted said the women were resorting to quizzes to make conversation. Guys, go take a quiz! :p

[Madhuri]

I hate to admit my ignorance, but even after all this long conversation I cant make out whats flashing...:p

[kathycf]

Are you sure you really want to know, Maddie? :lol:

[Madhuri]

I dont know....:confused: By your post it seems as if the meaning is somewhat obscene....:confused:

I think I should look up the dictionay first....

[kathycf]

Well, it is typically a psychological problem. It doesn't mean that the person who compulsively flashes is by definition bad, but they are disturbed, and usually quite childish. Of course there are people who are just exhibitionists also.

[Virgil]

I don't know how this got to "flashing", but I have to tell this story. My Senior Year in school, I knew my usual job would never cover all my expenses. Fortunately, there was a new burger joint opening in town, and I was hired there to run the back line, making burgers and "supervising" others. One night in November, a girl from the drive-through window came to the back and got me, and she couldn't even talk for a minute. Then she said "She ain't got no clothes on!" I dashed to the window to see a green car pulling away. It seems he pulled up to the window and stepped out of the car naked! It's cold here in November! The idiot came back twice more! I had his licence number and called the cops. He should have froze certain important parts of his anatomy off that night! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: What people will do.


'INSTURMENTS' is that the latest name for it.
what about "flashing device"
"Instruments" is my name, not necessarily the latest term. :D


I hate to admit my ignorance, but even after all this long conversation I cant make out whats flashing...:p

Are you asking what the term "flashing" means? It means exposing one's self, you know, the private areas. :blush: I am really blushing as I write that. ;)

[higley]

I remember in highschool, we had one of those lockdowns one day. We all thought it was another drill, but they kept us in our dark classrooms for about forty minutes and we were all wondering what was going on.

Apparently, there had been reportings of a streaker. :lol:

[Virgil]

I remember in highschool, we had one of those lockdowns one day. We all thought it was another drill, but they kept us in our dark classrooms for about forty minutes and we were all wondering what was going on.

Apparently, there had been reportings of a streaker. :lol:
Kept you in the dark for forty minutes? The streaker could have jump on one of you girls. :lol:

[Madhuri]

Are you asking what the term "flashing" means? It means exposing one's self, you know, the private areas. :blush: I am really blushing as I write that. ;)

:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

[kathycf]

ok, I am stepping in here with a carefully considered quiz for the booklovers male or female (Hmm, I wonder if there are any booklovers here? :p :p )
No more flashing talk!

The book quiz (http://bluepyramid.org/ia/bquiz.htm)
This was my result:

You're Watership Down!
Though many think of you as a bit young, even childish, you're actually incredibly deep and complex. You show people the need to rethink their assumptions, and confront them on everything from how they think to where they build their houses. You might be one of the greatest people of all time. You'd be recognized as such if you weren't always talking about talking rabbits.

[Madhuri]

http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tltwatwcsl.jpg

You're The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe!
by C.S. Lewis


You were just looking for some decent clothes when everything changed quite dramatically. For the better or for the worse, it is still hard to tell. Now it seems like winter will never end and you feel cursed. Soon there will be an epic struggle between two forces in your life and you are very concerned about a betrayal that could turn the balance. If this makes it sound like you're re-enacting Christian theological events, that may or may not be coincidence. When in doubt, put your trust in zoo animals.

[Nightshade]

Oh my flashers?? :cold: Ive never seeen/met one of those I hope I never do ...and in a library:eek2: .....its bad enough having to deal with the 'starers' and the "I cant afford to go to the adult shop can you get me a list of gay books" and the worst bit is they are leaning all confindencial over the conter and leering at you( which kind of brings the whole gayness into question you know?) I dont know whats wrong with men....
mind you the only way Ive found to deal with it isif any of that type of wierdo comes in is get under the desk where they cant see me and let one of the older people deal with it. :sick:

[kathycf]

I dont know whats wrong with men....
Something to do with that pesky "Y" chromosome, I think. ;)
*runs and hides from the derisive responses from the men*

Ok, I didn't mean our awesome Litnet guys! :D

[Virgil]

Wait a minute, there have been femal streakers too. Not as a many, I admit, but it's not soley men.

[kathycf]

Female streakers? Don't they have names like " Sindee Shakes" and dance around on a stage wearing inordinately high heels? :p

Nah, Virgil. I didn't mean by my comment that men were the only streakers, but more a comment in a general sense. Like "Oh dear, what is with men?!" Sort of like when guys say, "Women, what is up with them?!" (that is, if guys really do say things like that...):)

[cuppajoe_9]

Sort of like when guys say, "Women, what is up with them?!" (that is, if guys really do say things like that...):)They usually go subject verb object, not object subject verb, but yeah, they do occasionally say things like that.

[OZEED]

So are we gonna see anyone STREAK or what?;)

[Nightshade]

well there is streakers and then there are flashers .... thinks about a newspaper article from a couple of years ...ago..

[Madhuri]

Boys, this could be your fate....:D


Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please?

Old Man: Certainly not.

Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to lose,if you tell me the time?

Old Man: Yes, I may lose something if I tell you the time.

Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how?

Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address.

Young Man: Quite possible.

Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again.This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.?

Young Man: Possible

Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you & you will admire my daughter.

Young Man: Smiles. ;)

Old Man: Now onwards you will try to meet my daughter again and again. You will offer her to go out for a movie together and a date with you.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: My daughter may start liking you and start waiting for you. After meeting regularly you will fall in love with her and propose her for marriage.

Young Man: Smiles

Old Man: One day both of you will come to me and tell me about your love and ask for my permission.

Young Man: Oh Yes! And smiles

Old Man: (Angrily) Young man, I will never marry my daughter to a person like you who does not even own a watch.

[Virgil]

Wait. :eek: Oh my, a female streaker :eek2:


http://sokrates.webblogg.se/images/melissapic2_1141719495.jpg


:lol: :lol:

[OZEED]

Oh my! What nice...........ankles she has.:lol: ;) :blush: :thumbs_up

[Shannanigan]

Hey! Take down that picture of me! (looks side to side, scuttles off to hide)

[Pendragon]

The ah, lady in the photo seems to have come to a revealing moment in her life... :p


Talk about missing things, the quiz results are in:

<p><img src="http://bluepyramid.org/ia/tggfsf.jpg"><br>
<font face="Georgia, Georgia Ref, Book Antiqua, Garamond" size="5">
You're <i>The Great Gatsby</i>!<br>
<font size="4">by F. Scott Fitzgerald</font><br>
<i><font size="3">Having grown up in immense wealth and privilege, the world is truly at
your doorstep. Instead of reveling in this life of luxury, however, you spend most of
your time mooning over a failed romance. The object of your affection is all but
worthless--a frivolous liar--but it matters not to you. You can paint any image of the
past you want and make it seem real. If you were a color of fishing boat light, you
would be green.</font><br>

Only this line You can paint any image of the
past you want and make it seem real. is anywhere near correct. I grew up in extreme poverty, have no failed romance, my wife is the soul of honesty, and I despise the color green! :p

[RobinHood3000]

Shann!! :eek: I thought that was saved just for me!! :flare:

[kilted exile]

I remember watching that Tennis match Krajicek vs Washington Wimbledon Mens Singles Final (1995 - I think)

[OZEED]

YESSSSS! first hand info, ah er er um, so tell us did she really have nice:brow: :brow: :brow: ........ankles??

[RobinHood3000]

Furthermore, do we have photographs?

[AimusSage]

I remember watching that Tennis match Krajicek vs Washington Wimbledon Mens Singles Final (1995 - I think)

1996 actually :D Small detail.

Wonderful list, starting with 1993: Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Krajicek, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras.

[kilted exile]

YESSSSS! first hand info, ah er er um, so tell us did she really have nice:brow: :brow: :brow: ........ankles??

Nice enough I suppose. If memory serves me correctly (which it often doesnt)she went on to show her ankles off on Page 3 of various British Tabloids ;)


Furthermore, do we have photographs?

Sure Virgil just posted one :p


1996 actually :D Small detail.

Wonderful list, starting with 1993: Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Krajicek, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras, Sampras.

Yes that was some run by Sampras, but better him than that idiot Henman.


The funniest thing about that incident was the way the players just stopped and watched her running past.

[RobinHood3000]

And they're both smiling. Wonder why.

[Shannanigan]

Shann!! :eek: I thought that was saved just for me!! :flare:

I don't know how he got it I swear! He must be on facebook or something! :lol:

[OZEED]

THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY GENTLEMEN

THE OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS WISH LIST

Take a hint ladies

Well, it goes without saying that we, gentlemen have the Christmas gifts sorted out.
I thought that we should lend the ladies a hand, take a hint ladies. No socks or polyester ties please.

1. Louis Vuitton calf skin driving gloves
2. A box of Cuban Cigars
3. A bottle of vintage Red Wine/Brandy/Port/Whiskey
4. A Mont Blanc - STAR WALKER
5. A silver letter opener

Any suggestions Gentlemen?
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n212/ozeed/hole.jpg

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n212/ozeed/28_2.jpg

[RobinHood3000]

Star Wars official, metal-handled light-up prop lightsabers?

[SleepyWitch]

wuzz oop mates? seen any hot floozies around?
*pretending to be a guy again*

cool driving gloves, Ozeed. can i have them for Xmas?

[OZEED]

wuzz oop mates? seen any hot floozies around?
*pretending to be a guy again*

cool driving gloves, Ozeed. can i have them for Xmas?

Tisk Tisk! Gentlemen never refer to ladies as "floozies"

*10points to the boys*

[SleepyWitch]

hey, I said *pretending to be a guy again*, NOT pretending to be a gentleman

[Virgil]

Hi Sleepy, I've read the first act of A&C. How far have you gotten?

[dramasnot6]

Ok...this thread is too entertaining to pass up not being a part of! Am i welcome? or should i get freudian on y'all and pretend to be male?

[SleepyWitch]

Hi Sleepy, I've read the first act of A&C. How far have you gotten?

erhem, well. let's say I've written the first 15 pages of a long short story. Check the A&C thread :) will get started on it a.s.a.p., but not sure when the "p" will be exactly. SORRY:bawling:

[Virgil]

Ok...this thread is too entertaining to pass up not being a part of! Am i welcome? or should i get freudian on y'all and pretend to be male?

It hasn't stopped any of the other girls from invading our territory. :flare:


Only kidding. :D

[dramasnot6]

*steps nervously into thread* huh..huh...hi:wave:

[mir]

yo! :D wanna beer?

hmm . . . don't think i make a very good guy. :(

[Virgil]

yo! :D wanna beer?

hmm . . . don't think i make a very good guy. :(

No, most guys are not cute. ;) But I'll never pass on a beer. I'll take one. :D

[Shannanigan]

Me, too, please...my vodka redbull is getting kinda low...

[mir]

*burp*

oh my, excuse ME! :lol:

[Scheherazade]

*burp*

oh my, excuse ME! :lol:*with an exaggerated male voice*

Good one, mate!

[kilted exile]

*burp*

oh my, excuse ME! :lol:

Ok,you've almost got it but you need to extend so you can recite the entire alpahabet during the burp

[Nightshade]

I Used to be able to get to m ....oha and do the vowels. And 'row your boat'

[Schokokeks]

I Used to be able to get to m ....oha and do the vowels. And 'row your boat'
Wow, quite something ;). How about a band ? :p

[SleepyWitch]

or a burping contest?

[Virgil]

*burp*

oh my, excuse ME! :lol:

Hey burbing is not just a male thing. My wife burbs with the best of them. However, she only does it in front of me. I think women are just shy about letting themselves free in public. *scratches armpit, gorilla-like* :D