Meanings of words

[Whifflingpin]

Something that should have been holated, as in "If yu ment holated wy didnt yu say holated?"

globule

[Pendragon]

globule Noise made by a turkey that stutters http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/serenity/turkey.gif


rampart

[BibliophileTRJ]

rampart = The excessive force used when "Tab A" does't easily fit into "Slot B"

Liquor

[LPRox015]

Liquor = A drink that clouds judgement and slows your brain down.

Fantasy

[Riesa]

fantasy ~ thoughts that cloud judgement and slow your brain down, but speed up your pulse.

Convey

[zanna]

Convey: the act of transporting useless stuff from one place to another.

pronunciation.

(this one has always cracked me up, because it looks like pro nuns are in the CIA-tion . . . . that's how I was taught to spell it . . .)

[Pendragon]

pronunciation Apparently, a group in favor of nuns "sea-ateing", or having seafood for evening meals.

Pronoun

[zanna]

A Noun that's made it in the big-time . . . we should have semi-pronouns . . . that'd be funny :)

Gor-tex (that weather-proof stuff)

[ennison]

Gor-tex - village idiot Southern style

IMMACULATE

[Pendragon]

IMMACULATE Eubonic for "count", used thus. "Immaculate yo got bout two seconds to shaddup, ************!"

Frogger

[Pendragon]

Frogger In the Southern USA, one who hunts frogs for their legs, considered a delicacy.


dipwad

[Kelly_Sprout]

dipwad: a torn-up tee-shirt stuffed into the tube where the oil dipstick used to be before you "borrowed" it to be a makeshift radio antenna

appropos

[Pendragon]

appropos Redneck for ask: "Appropos we'uns get hitched, Maybelle."

Slacker

[seasong]

someone who sits at the computer wasting time rather than being productive, in short, me.

mass

[zanna]

mass: noun
1. someone's bottom
2. related to the weigh of an object; "That's massive!"

[Pendragon]

related To late to go back and leave the word you forgot to leave for the next person... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/c085.gif


Mousey

[kathycf]

Mousey:
Noun- A war cry of a little known tribe of self effacing men and women, shouted as they rush into battle, ballpoint pens held aloft.

"To arms, lads and lassies...Mousey!!!!"

Coddled

[The Bookinator]

A New Yorker's way of saying curdled.

"Aw, darn. The milks gone sour and coddled!"

[zanna]

Lol, Pen -- that's what I get for not thinking . . . :idea: Kathy, funny! I prefer yelling "Leeeeeerrrrrroyyyy Jennnnnkinnnnns!" long and loud, myself. If that isn't intimidating, I don't know what is. :D
Bookinator, what am I supposed to do? Improv:

sour: adj
1: what acids taste like
2: the expression on one's face after tasting said acid

next: stilted

[Pendragon]

stilted What the Cockney said about the Leaning Tower of Pisa "Blimey! 'S'titled!"


Forfeit

[The Bookinator]

oops sorry! Kinda forgot the word... >.< (D'oh!)

forfeit
a quadraped

That horse has forfeit!

confuddled

[Shalot]

confuddled --- an adjective used to describe an inept and confused thief

amnesia

[kathycf]

amnesia
An slangy expression of extreme agreement.

"Do you kids want to get a pizza? Amnesia!!!"

splatter

[kathycf]

Kathy, funny! I prefer yelling "Leeeeeerrrrrroyyyy Jennnnnkinnnnns!" long and loud, myself. If that isn't intimidating, I don't know what is. :D
Oh, I am going to have to keep that one in mind. :lol:

And yes, splatter is still the next word...:D

[The Bookinator]

splatter

what happens to your bladder when you hold it too long. (Ew... >.<)

next word: fantasmagorical

[Pendragon]

fantasmagorical Discriptive of the Anime craze http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/dbz/dragonball-2.gif


SPOO!

[The Bookinator]

I loooove anime! ^_^

SPOO!

Ron's preferred spelling of S.P.E.W. (Y'know, Harry Potter. *gonk*>.< I'm such a nerd... I love it!!^_^)

Hmm...

Coca-Pepsi...

[Pendragon]

CO-PEP, for that refreshing caffine high! :lol:

coffee mixed with tea

PS: SPOO is Oops spelled backwards! :lol: It's what you say when someone has had one too many "oops" around you! (From Beetle Bailey by Mort Walker)

http://www.gibraltarplastic.com/Beetle%20Bailey%20Topper.jpg

[Pendragon]

Eye-Popper!


the sort of dreamy eyed expresion that tells a teacher that the student's mind is deffinately 1.) Not on the lecture. and 2.) Possibly not even in the classroom... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Pinnochio.gif

[The Bookinator]

*is enlightened* Next word is spud gnome. You forgot to add a new one Pen...

The word gnome is so amusing to me... dunno why it just looks funny.... Hee, hee... :lol:

[Pendragon]

*is enlightened* Next word is . You forgot to add a new one Pen...

The word gnome is so amusing to me... dunno why it just looks funny.... Hee, hee... :lol:
The reason being, Book, old chap, that I thought I was in the definitions thread! SPOO!

spud gnome A little guy who recognizes the subtle differences between kinds of patatos...

Fifedom

[Pendragon]

Fifedom A punishment in hell reserved for all those grade-school teachers who thought it amusing to try to teach kids to play a recorder-- they are forced to listen to the practice the parents had to put up with, every off-key, spine-tingling, ear-spliting note for eternity! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/hysterical.gif

Logogram

[Riesa]

logogram: a telegram sent to logos.

dizzy

[Whifflingpin]

dizzy - A daisy that has just found out how fast the world is moving through space.

cyclops

[Pendragon]

Cyclops A horse named "Cy" threw a shoe... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/savlour.gif



Serpentine

[Janine]

Serpentine is snakelike and slivers.


Independent

[Pendragon]

Independent Tax Term: A dependent who actually lives in your house, as opposed to the kid at collage you still claim as a dependent.


Valet

[Janine]

hired person who does things for you, like brings you your clothes, etc.

tornado

[Pendragon]

Tornado I have it on good authority that this was the name of Zorro's horse...

Bewitch

Un, Janine, we try to make the definitions as weird as possible... not strickly dictionary definitions... ;)

[Janine]

Betwitch - if you begin it with a capital letter, it must be the nickname of a person or story, such as short for "Bewitched" - the TV show. If there is no capital, then it is something one person does to another person to mesmerize them or captivate their attention.


....well something like that....

[The Bookinator]

snickle

[Kelly_Sprout]

snickle: a collection of small coins, silvery-grey in color, worth about 2 cents. My father used to say, "If I had a nickle for every time I heard that, I'd have a snickle by now!"

New word: candidate

[Matrim Cuathon]

a person eligible for some position or honor.

new word: capitulation

[Shalot]

new word: capitulation

1. the act of putting excessive emphasis on words in sentence or paragraph using capital letters of the alphabet in a misguided attempt to convey urgency or importance; often used in conjunction with multiple punctuation marks, such as the exclamtion point or question mark.

new word: dabble

[Pendragon]

dabble derived from a description of drops of paint splattering—to insert ones nose in matters that do not concern one, to get involved in things best left alone, to get into the wrong place at the wrong time…

Belabor

[Kelly_Sprout]

belabor: (n) A critical and uncomplimentary review of the People's Choice Award winner at the 2006 Toranto Film Festival, Bella.
(adj) To call something belaboric is to describe something likeable, funny, or attractive as it's opposite. ex: the belaboric painting, "Christ in the Storm on the Lake of Galilee", hung in grotesque dominance over the foyer's entry into the chapel."

New word: domicile

[Pendragon]

domicile [A ratonominer, which is a compound word made piecemeal of two dissimilar words]to be very ignorant, i.e., "dumb as an icicle"


mercenary

[littlewing53]

mercenary. a lost, wondering soleless shoe.

hound dog

[Pendragon]

hound dog To stalk a canine for nefarious purposes http://www.techhelpers.net/e4u/animal/1118.gif


carnivore

[Kelly_Sprout]

carnivore:A loud, raucaus festival with lots of music and brightly colored costumes where all the grass-eaters dress up like wolves and lions and engage in drunken debauchery while all the meat-eaters display various parts of their anatomy in the hopes of collecting beads and everyone has a great time.


New Word: illustrous

[littlewing53]

illustrous: the kings new clothes

doyen

[Pendragon]

doyenv. and n., interrogative to inquire. "Doyen have some spare change, buddy?"

Rebeldom

[Kelly_Sprout]

Rebeldom (n) New Toll Land. The name of Chicago after they finish their traffic management program of converting every city street to toll roads. Lit. "Rebuilt Bell Kingdom"


gelatinous

[Pendragon]

gelatinous decriptive of the state of a movie-star's hair, which can deflect bullets


road kill

[littlewing53]

road kill. breakfast of champions, often referred to as armadillo jerky.

[Pendragon]

Since Littlewing didn't leave a word I choose armadillo

armadillo Possum on the half-shell

Possum

[Shalot]

Possum: Singular form of the word posse, referring to a loner/loser/wannabe who wants to be cool and dresses in hip-hop attire, even though she/he can't quite pull it off and desperately wants to be part of the posse...



Next word: addict

[Pendragon]

addict disavow: "Addict do it, and I'll blow into yer lie det'hic'ter t'prove it!"


Vole

[quasimodo1]

any change that is not depressing response to life, a definition

[Pendragon]

As our bell-ringer also forgot to leave a word, (those bells at Notre Dame probably messed with his mind!) I choose definition

definition any word that can have a multiplicity of meanings depending on who you are, where you are, your current mood, the time of the month, etc. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/mugshot.gif

Chit-chat

[Riesa]

chit-chat
a useless form of conversation that generally pervades phone conversations.


collaboration

[littlewing53]

collaboration..beanie and cecil, there is no other...

hypnotic

[Pendragon]

hypnotic Type of exaggerated walk practiced by some women which causes their hips to sway like a pendulum, riveting every male eye to them.

Suave

[littlewing53]

suave is michael keaton dressed as batmanin that batman car...yeah baby


humdinger

[Shalot]

A humdinger is a bell that you ring when you want service at a hotel or diner. The twist is that instead of a ding, you get a hum when you press it. And this hum doesn't usually alert the owner to your presence, and that results in slow service. What a humdinger.....:rolleyes:

Next word: banshee

[Pendragon]

banshee n

1.) an Irish spirit that wails when someone in a family clan is due to die

2.) the screech of a woman whose husband has had too much of any type of liquid spirits, which indicate HE may be about to die!


Overstuffed

[littlewing53]

overstuffed...twiggy on a bad hair day

skipping....

[Pendragon]

skipping.... Here in my mountains: skillful in driving a vehicle over washboard roads

Punk

[Shalot]

Punk is definitely not Hot Topic :)

Next word: polyurethane

[Pendragon]

Flamboyant A Male of the species Formicae who wears Zoot-suits
Dayspring

[Shalot]

Flamboyant A Male of the species Formicae who wears Zoot-suits
Dayspring

Alrighty then....

Dayspring: Oh, come, Thou Dayspring from on high,
And cheer us by Thy drawing nigh;
Disperse the gloomy clouds of night
And death's dark shadows put to flight :D

Next word: nigh

[Pendragon]

nigh sound uttered by a very lazy horse http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/LazyHorse.jpg

Waterfall

[optimisticnad]

waterfall: when water trips and falls.

lazy

[Pendragon]

lazy To put the last letter of the alphabet down softly...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/black_eye.gif

Downsize

[littlewing53]

downsize..visualization term for analyzing the appropriate direction one should take in determining if a 35 foot wave is too big a risk to ride and win the million dollar internationally world surfer contest

[littlewing53]

oops next word...happiness

[Pendragon]

happiness A reliable source states that "Happiness is bliss" whatever that means... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/smug.gif

Dogleg

[BibliophileTRJ]

Dogleg - The tastiest part of the dog

Mutter

[littlewing53]

mutter - something parrots do while they perch on yr shoulder

placebo

[Shalot]

Dogleg - The tastiest part of the dog



:lol:

Placebo: something doctors use to play a mean trick onpeople who just want some drugs

Next Word: hack

[Pendragon]

hack Nickname of the guy you take your computer to when you're really desperate to have it fixed! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/muede/d015.gif

Blog

[Shalot]

Currently, a blog is short for "weblog" or "web log." But, before the entire world became acquainted with the World Wide Web, a blog was another word for "big log."

(he he he...good choice for a word there, Pendragon)

brainwashing

[Pendragon]

brainwashing The certain way to rid one's self of a dirty mind http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/bw.gif


Hypocrite

[miss tenderness]

Brainwashing: a trick that only fools its doers!


Humanity?

[Shalot]

humanity --- sometimes the most inhumane bunch on the planet

business

[Riesa]

business ~ having bus-like qualities.

haphazard

[Pendragon]

haphazard Redneck: to give aid to a neighbor named Hazard. "Ah ain't drin binkin' ole lady! Ah'd been home on time, but ah had to hap'Hazard git his durn pigs out'n th' roan agin!"

Homeopathic

[mazz]

Positive-
to be cause over life.

effusive

[Pendragon]

effusive hard to catch while being easy to track due to emmissions of foul odor

windlass

[littlewing53]

windlass - the flying nun .. aka gidget

butternut

[Pendragon]

butternut To put margarine on an misfit, a dallop on a dolt, flatter a fool, ennoble an idiot

odemeter

[andave_ya]

odemeter ~ something that rates odes to things/people/places

recessive

[littlewing53]

Paris Hilton's latest escapade

seafarer

[Pendragon]

seafarer A person with excellent eyesight, such that he or she can even see things which are not visibly there...

sightseer

[RobinHood3000]

Sightseer - An oculist.

Conquer

[cuppajoe_9]

Conquer - a weapon employed by the ancient Romans, consisting of a frying-pan affixed to a spear handle, used in the surpression of native uprisings. Julius Ceasar was known to have conquered so many of the Gauls that agricultural production dropped signifigantly due to rampant and severe headaches.

Prithee.

[Shalot]

Prithee is what comes out of the mouth of people who have a special kind of speech impediment.

My whath a prithee dress you're wearing....

Next word: suburbia

[Pendragon]

suburbia A mysterious place that lies on the edges of cities where people move to get away from city crime and where organized crime moves to get away from the heat and to set up meth labs

backwoods

[Shalot]

backwoods are those woods where dualing banjos play when you walk through them while trying to get to the meth lab.


Tweak.....

[Pendragon]

Tweak Redneck , n, v, sick. "Dang, Ole Woman, I'da gone t'work but I'm t'weak t' move."


Bass

[cuppajoe_9]

Bass n.
1. A species of fish.
2. A singer specializing in lower vocal ranges.
3. A species of fish which sings in the lower vocal ranges.

Sonnet

[Shalot]

A sonnet is the new,word for the oh-so-fashionable sunbonnet that all the teenage girls are buying at Hot Topic (yeah right)..... A sonnet is a shortend version of the word sunbonnet, as a blog is the shortened version of the web log.


curmudgeon.

[Pendragon]

curmudgeon large, mangey half-starved dog with rabies used by fudal lords to gaurd the dungeon...

Jackanapes

[kathycf]

Jackanapes:
A mythical beast, thought to be distantly related to the jackofalltrades.


Fumble

[cuppajoe_9]

Fumble:
The surname of the butler in any of several desperately unfunny late 18th and early 19th centruy stage comedies (c.f. The School for Scandal).

Squelch

[Pendragon]

Squelch a really desperate attempt not to "break wind" during an important event, such as your marriage, meeting your new boss, a church service, etc.

golddigger

[kathycf]

Golddigger:

A true optimist, always looking to find gold in the muddiest of situations.

Frothy

[littlewing53]

one of those lightweight, make you giddy, surreal dreams had during an afternoon nap out on the veranda watching the day pass by

entrepreneur

[BibliophileTRJ]

entrepreneur - The restaurant employee that arranges all the parts of your dinner on your plate so that they look just right.... also known as Entre Preener


Flatulence = ?

[Shalot]

Squelch a really desperate attempt not to "break wind" during an important event, such as your marriage, meeting your new boss, a church service, etc.




:lol:

[Shalot]

Flatulence = ?

Period of discomfort usually following the consumption of milk or beans or other irritants. It is marked by cramps, hallucinations usually involving an invisible duck under the chair or a special kind of barking spider, and squelching to no avail. Often, this condition is brought on by stress and riding in cars for long periods of time with people you don't know. It usually doesn't occur when you're home alone.

Next: array

[srpbritlit]

An Impressive display
Next word: ?interpretation?

[kathycf]

interpretation

A particularly colorful explective, which has fallen out of use in recent years.

"You get your interpretation butt over here right now, young lady!"

"I can't stand Bob, he is such an interpretation jerk."


phalanx

[Pendragon]

phalanx what phloors are made of


metabolic

[The Bookinator]

The medical term for a foot condition many ancient soccer players had before officials later changed the material of the balls from iron to leather.

benefactor

[Dante Wodehouse]

A has been mathematician. They are known for their tendancy of sparking suicide among bartenders.

Coleslaw

[Pendragon]

Coleslaw The slaw ain't heated... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Grouch.gif



clapper

[littlewing53]

a person who spent one too many evenings at mustang ranch

restrain

[Shalot]

res-train: a type of new restaurant involving a train. The unfortunate naming of the enterprise was, in part, responsible for it never really catching on.

Spudoinkle

[Pendragon]

Spudoinkle The act of dropping a peeled potato into boiling water while on KP. You ex-service men know just what I mean. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Vetern.gif


hypercritic

[kathycf]

Hypercritic:
Otherwise known as Mr Blackwell of "ten worst dressed women of the year" fame.

Schmoozed




a person who spent one too many evenings at mustang ranch


It took me a second to get this one....:lol:

[Adolescent09]

schmoozed--to drink chocolate shakes while snoozing

Barcdiedbooze?

[Pendragon]

Barcdiedbooze That cheap liquor the bar sells as "aged Scotch", because they pour it into the same “old” bottle to serve it…


coincident

[kathycf]

Coincident:
The original name of Captain Nemo's ship in 20000 Leagues under the Sea.



Floozy

[Dante Wodehouse]

An unfortunate, but mercifully rare, side effect of influenza that causes an allergy to Puffs.

Litotes

[Pendragon]

Litotes Your metatarsal bones may be on fire

Peewee

[littlewing53]

a clone who was found wanting in a restroom in a far far away glaxay

ironic

[kathycf]

Ironic:

A spiffy new talking appliance which explains the difference between irony and sarcasm while making your clothing free of wrinkles.
See also Ironic board as an accesory to the Ironic.

Beguiling

[Pendragon]

Beguiling The art of stealing honey from bees http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Stinger.gif


forescore

[littlewing53]

a hail mary play involving 4 participants

invisible

[Pendragon]

invisible able to see http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/N.jpg



benign

[Shalot]

invisible able to see http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/N.jpg



benign

Well, my baby, she used to be eight but now, she benign.

Epsom

[Pendragon]

Epsom A little. You almost have to be redneck to get this: "Jeet yet?" "Epsom." http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/BonApitite.gif

folderol

[littlewing53]

originating term from the alice in wonderland series created by the chershire cat

pickled

[kathycf]

pickled:
A colloquial term used to describe an attractive potential mate.

"Did you guys see Lisa? She is pickled!"


Gelatinous

[littlewing53]

a feeling on the tip of my finger when i see a slimy, icky, goopy, gooey, tastee, tiny, titillating, ittee, bittee piece of grub

windsong

[Pendragon]

windsong One like "American Pie" were the verses go on and on until you get to where you want to scream "Make your point, McLean!" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/GuitarMan.gif


doppleganger

[Adolescent09]

doppleganger-- when dappled tree sunlight turns into darkness it becomes doppled and when it blackens is gangs in the darkness

whittlehanger

[littlewing53]

a young adventurous talented boy with his daddy's gift of a pocket knife sitting on the edge

belly up

[Pendragon]

Belly Up How those of us whose "six-pack" has become a "keg" are forced to lie on the beech...

Stone's throw

[BibliophileTRJ]

Belly Up How those of us whose "six-pack" has become a "keg" are forced to lie on the beech...

Stone's throw

Pen,

Do as I do, think of your belly as a "protective covering" for your rock hard abs. ;)

*****************

Stone's throw = The result of Mr. Phillips' (of NBC's "Dateline") binge drinking.

Plagarism

[markymark]

borrowing someones work but "forgetting" to tell them..........oops

[Shalot]

so, I am confused and I am not sure which word I was supposed to define because I am not sure if marky mark defined stones throw and threw out a new one (oops) so I am just going to define "stone's throw"

Stones throw: means no distance at all (because stones don't have arms and can't throw anything)

Next word: solidify

[Pendragon]

solidify That which beer tends to do in a human stomach



borrowing

[Nightshade]

Keeping somthing until someone asks for it back.


formal

[kathycf]

Formal:

A greedy young child name Malcom's exclamation when seeing items in stores
*eyes candy and balloons* "Formal??!" (for mal)

Yep that definition totally sucks. :(

Next word: Replicate

[Shalot]

Replicate: to repeat your previous placation.

capitulate

[Basil]

capitulate: to capitalize a word after the proper time for doing so has already passed

assonance

[Pendragon]

assonance To break wind loudly and with echoes :blush: :blush: :blush:

farthing

[kathycf]

Farthing:
See previous definition of "assonance". :p

fortitude

[Pendragon]

fortitude A fortified encampment at some God-forsaken place called "Itude".

Offing

[RobinHood3000]

The opposite of "awning."


Care

[Pendragon]

Care I'm going to stop the jokes here for once:

Care is to have deep feelings for someone that go beyond normal boundaries and will make you want to reach out to them when they are hurting, to share their sorrows and their joys, to go the extra mile just to see them smile. Care doesn't exclude because of race, gender, or sexual-orientation, religious boundaries do not block it, National Laws would not tear it down. Care would go where others might say never, risk it all, just for a friend, even for a stranger. That is the true meaning of care. And the world doesn't have enough of it... sadly...


Poltergeist

[Shalot]

windsong One like "American Pie" were the verses go on and on until you get to where you want to scream "Make your point, McLean!" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/GuitarMan.gif


doppleganger

Seriously! I always wondered why American Pie was such a great song. It went on for-darned-EVER! (yeah, I am not playing the game, but this is too true not to acknowledge with a comment).

[CountingSheep]

Care

Poltergeist

An assumed **** disturbing "ghost" used to define the unexplained.

Democracy

[Shalot]

Democracy: A herd of sheep

next word: bibliobibuli

[Pendragon]

bibliobibuli gibberish spouted to a moterist to an officer of the law which is supposed to assure said officer that the moterist is not driving drunk

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Glug.gif

cliffhanger

[kathycf]

Cliffhanger
Some dude named Cliff who needs to get a life.

Fructose.

[littlewing53]

a quartet of toes singing accapella (sp?)

eternity

[Shalot]

eternity - the essence of the neverending

minimum

[Pendragon]

minimum mamma was "vertically challanged" http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/d020.gif


fullfledged

[Shalot]

Full Fledged - refers to a fledging vampire who has consumed enough to blood to qualify him/her as a pure-blooded vampire (?) think about teenagers reaching adulthood ~ the chronological age differs from person to person based on a lot of factors.....


next word: mislead

[kathycf]

mislead:
A term from the 1930's and 40's when gangsters known as Mugsy and Bugsy threatened to fill each other full of lead, but missed. In other words, Mugsy was a chump who mislead, see?
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/gangster.gif

next word stodgy

[quasimodo1]

Dear Shalot: mislead= a woman who follows as in g. stienem

[Pendragon]

Stodgy A soggy stogie http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/cigar.gif


spendthrift An oxeymoron, much like the one who didn't post fast enough! Kathy has the next word... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/coyote.gif

[kathycf]

spendthrift
n. a collective or quantitative noun for items.
"I say, that's a whole spendthrift of cola!"

Next word
Whimsical

[Pendragon]

Whimsical A drunk who manages to be endearing at the same time as he or she is a pain in the posterior! Those "Bambi eyes" get to you... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Pink_Panther.gif


Obnoxious

[Shalot]

Obnoxious: a former co-worker who thought she was more important than she actually was. She got laid off when the company made cut-backs and no one was sorry to see her go. Her boss said, "Now someone else has "Hannah problems." (her name wasn't really Hannah but just in case she ever comes here she might recognize her name, seeing as how it's weird and she is the only person I've ever known with that name.)

Next word: crotchulism

[kathycf]

crotchulism:
What happened when I was tempted to make a joke that would get me instantly banned. :p

Algorithim.

[aeroport]

Algorithm - n: a mannerism suggestive of "former next president of the United States" Al Gore; often spoken with a slight lisp

Generalization

[Pendragon]

Generalization a term that describes armed conflict from the time of rocks and clubs until the present day-- weapons change, people do not.

fermentation

[Pendragon]

fermentation "Did I forget to say", thus: "Yew might have better luck eff'n ya bait yer hook, fermentation thet?"

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Catfish.gif

culture

[Pendragon]

culture Minimize, thus: "As the market is not in your favor, I'd advive you to culture losses and get out now!" http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Bond.gif


filibuster

[kathycf]

filibuster:

A term from the (American) Old West. Similiar to a "horse whisperer", but refers to one who taunts or mocks (busts on) young female horses (fillies).

Haughty

[Pendragon]

Haughty Should, used thus. "Hank needn't take thet! Haughty tell hiz ole lady off!"

Common

[Pendragon]

Common Demand: "Common down to jail, Ralph, tell it t'the Judge!"

Lackney

[kathycf]

Lackney:

Meaning silly or absurd. "Sue, don't put a bowling pin on your head, that's just lackney!"

Gurgle

[GrayFoxDown]

Gurgle: A flood of incomprehensibility. ( It's all a "gurgle" to me.)

Caveat...

[Shalot]

caveat: a type of sub standard hors devours served in placed of caviar by the nouveau riche

(how many spelling errors were there in that?)


Next word: gruesome

[ennison]

living on porridge he gruesome.

Concertina

[Pendragon]

Concertina Of intrest to: thus:

One lad from Hibernia,
Said to his surgeon, "Goldurnya!
"Whan ye operate on me middle,
"Gang sure ye dinnae fiddle
"Whae things that dinnae concertina!"


Ragtime

[Pendragon]

Ragtime That magical moment when "clothing" becomes "furniture polishers".

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Mr.gif


Species

[kathycf]

Species:

A call of the extremely rare and nocturnal specinitoria bird. It is believed that if you hear the call of this bird, you will die in in 3 days.


superstition ...

[CaptureLife]

Superstition: the act of doing something (though often for some unknown reason) to avoid fate's choking hands

roundabout...

[Pendragon]

roundabout... A place between "Somewhere" and "Yonder" as in "Abner? Yeah, I seen 'im lurking roundabout there."

Foolish

[Shalot]

foolish - adjective used to describe the new bio-fuels they are selling alongside gas in the states. It's fuelish, you see.

stubble

[Pendragon]

stubble How the intoxicated moterist explained his inability to walk a straight line to the cops: "I ain't dren binking, off'cer, I gotta bad leg, an' I stubble when I walk!"


Forescore

[RobinHood3000]

Forescore - The sadistic notation of how frequently one hits someone else in the fairway.

Snickers

[kathycf]

Snickers: the unwelcome result of squashing oneself into clothing from 15 pounds ago and modeling in front of one's "friends".



Festival

[farnoosh]

festival;somewhere that is boaring .boaring.

death

[Pendragon]

Death Something that is a byproduct of life. That's true. Living will kill you...


Grim Reaper

[Pendragon]

Grim Reaper The one who takes what cannot be returned and makes all men truly equal

Negatron

[AARONDISNEY]

NEGATRON - A robot specifically programmed to devalue the meaning of anything it hears.


VENTURE

[Shalot]

a venture is a timid person's idea of an adventure. They're not brave enough to go all the way, so they take timid, no-risk baby steps. They approach the edge of the cliff while wearing a protective harness.

RESTRAINT

[Dori]

The act of restraining. In other words, lazyness.

Enigma.

[spa girl]

enigma - a mystery wrapped in a riddle


Melancholy

[RobinHood3000]

When the director of Passion of the Christ goes walking with his long-haired dog.

Lugubrious

[PrinceMyshkin]

The oldest son of Angelina and Giovanni Gubrious.

Saturnalia

[spa girl]

What happens to you if you cross against the light in front of a speeding Saturn.

Obscene.

[PrinceMyshkin]

What happens to you if you cross against the light in front of a speeding Saturn.

Obscene.

Sighting of a visitor from the Planet of Ob

Vituperation

[Pendragon]

Vituperation Vitrolic language-- has been known to turn the air blue

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/RoadRage.gif

Semisolid

[PrinceMyshkin]

Semisolid

Semi Solid: Ethnic pronounciation of Sammy Solid, 1st cousin of Hemmy Sphere

Sarsaparilla

[Pendragon]

Sarsaparilla Beast somewhat like a Sasquatch but more related to gorillas

Verbose

[Haven]

Loud, noisy talks too much with lots of unecessary words.



pernicious

[Shalot]

Pernicious: adjective that best describes the stereotypical blonde, middle-aged, divorced, man-hungry, high-heels wearing, pick-up truck driving, cigarette smoking, bullying, backstabbing, low-level female office worker

oops next word: effusive

[PrinceMyshkin]

Pernicious: adjective that best describes the stereotypical blonde, middle-aged, divorced, man-hungry, high-heels wearing, pick-up truck driving, cigarette smoking, bullying, backstabbing, low-level female office worker

oops next word: effusive

'Scuse me: the word was "pernicious," not "dream-boat!

"Effusive": expression of contempt for Usive.

preternatural

[Shalot]

'Scuse me: the word was "pernicious," not "dream-boat!

"Effusive": expression of contempt for Usive.

preternatural

Well, I don't want to define your word Prince but this woman needs a man in the worst way. She's on eHarmony or Matchmaker I think if you want to hunt her down...

:D

Next word is still: Preternatural

[Pendragon]

Preternatural unable to be be explained by conventional means. Thus according to science, impossible to exist. According to anyone whom has had a preternatural experience of any kind, you couldn't convince them it didn't happen if God himself told them it didn't. (see. Supernatural, paranormal, etc.)

Ghost

[Haven]

One whose soul is not a rest and haunts the place where once they lived. Ghost can also mean hard to see or something slight. Like ghost of a smile.



next: fractious

[Haven]

Fractious: Pain in the bloody neck... :)


next word: saviour

[PrinceMyshkin]

Fractious: Pain in the bloody neck... :)


next word: saviour

Ah yes, sort of like "Sauve qui peut," or "I'm all right, Jack - save your own a*s*s

next word: imperturbable

[Pendragon]

imperturbable Lacking the ability to be perturbed. Lackadaisical. Who gives a rat's...


lophophore

[Pendragon]

lophophore A golfer who has shot below par on the first four holes...

plethora

[aeroport]

Plethora - Anagram cleverly devised by dental engineers for their next top secret project: "The Oral P" toothbrush.

Beflounced

[kiz_paws]

The dance the honey bee does before it makes its selection..

Next word: serendipity

[Shalot]

Serendippity: Just me and my good friend named dippity.

Next word: nubbin

[Pendragon]

nubbin An indication that Ben can't. "Nubbin, I dun think so. Yew set foot out'n t'trailer t'nite and ah bash yer head!"

Forasmuch

[quasimodo1]

To kiz-paws: on the meaning of serendipity...It's like things are going badly, you need a part or a solution and contrary to Murphy's Rules, the needed item appears and makes you feel serene for two minutes.

[PrinceMyshkin]

Also found in the song by George & Ira Gershwin:


Oh, I got plenty o nubbin'
An' nubbin's plenty for me...

deleterious

[quasimodo1]

deleterious: what happens to your database when you delete something serious. Here's an easy one...anthropromorphism

[Pendragon]

anthropromorphism n. used with God or gods. The act of attributing human forms or qualities to an entities which are not human, like the ones who pass over previously posted words as if they were some sort of god…

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/NOD.gif


now once more the word is:
Forasmuch

[quasimodo1]

Dear Pen, You must know my messianic complex is well in check. I don't mean to pass over things but really, there's quite alot of activiity here. Hell, I could spend an hour a day just following your postings. Honestly, no disrespect, at all. signed, the non-deity.

[kiz_paws]

Forasmuch is an elite spread that is placed delicately atop only the finest roses. This type of mulch is extremely difficult to come by.

Innocuous?

[Orpheus]

Harmless.

Courage.

[Pendragon]

Courage See, Quasi's reply to my barb above. (Apologies, Quasi!)

Infrared

[AARONDISNEY]

Okay this may be stupid but...
INFRA according to the dictionary is a prefix meaning "Below"
and of course red is a color which can exhibit itself in many different shades.
I'm going to think Baseball on this one and consider that "INFRARED" is referring to anything that is BELOW the REDS which can only mean that........

INFRARED means PITTSBURGH PIRATES

(I told you it was gonna be stupid)



next word...........BREAKDANCING

[kiz_paws]

The act of snapping one's limbs in the attempt to look cool on the dance floor.... :lol:

oblivious...

[Pendragon]

oblivious... Totally unaware that one has managed to hit a faux pas to end all faux pas


in flagrante delicto

[PrinceMyshkin]

Flagrante, whom I had the pleasure to meet shortly after she came here from Andalusia, with her see-through blouses and her long flaring skirts, was someone I dearly loved to be with or alongside of but most of all wanted to be in!

(Of course the phrase means to be caught in the act, what Shakespeare I believe referred to as the beast with two backs and others have called the act of darkness, and of which Somerset Maugham once wrote (approximately) that "the position is ridiculous, the pleasure momentary and the cost enormous". See also Sonnet CXXIX, "Th'expense of spirit in a waste of shame..."

Marsupial

[Pendragon]

Marsupial Proper name for an extinct species, fossor upial, discovered somewhere on the planet Mars by one of Earth's probes. The discovery is highly classified. In fact, you should not be reading this.

Probable Cause

[stephofthenight]

WASNT ME!!! oops sorry.

probable cause would be to search someone becuase it is resonable. and they have made it a possibility that they are hiding something therforth meaning you had a decent reason...

random

[kiz_paws]

RANDOM is the fine art of blurting whatever comes to mind, whenever said thought actually comes to mind, no matter what the occasion.

DISCOMBOBULATE?

[Pendragon]

DISCOMBOBULATE To dispose of a composer named Bob.

(I had to really watch myself. You see, there are these very annoying TV comercials for certain, ah products, that feature a weird grinning man named "Bob" and a LOT of sexual inuendo.)

Trial by jury

[optimisticnad]

trial by jury - you sob your heart and life story, hoping they will buy it.

lax

[AARONDISNEY]

LAX - the first occurrence of your life in which you allowed your muscles to loosen and your mind to unwind. Every time you do this afterwards, your are only doing what you've already done before, hence, the prefix- "RE"....RELAX.


WARLOCK

[Pendragon]

WARLOCK The engine that keeps battles going long after any issue or need has either died or been forgotten

Lawyer

[kiz_paws]

Lawyer ... the lofty way of pronouncing LIAR ... but I never said this, mind you... :p

quagmire

[rabid reader]

A fuzzy situation-- e.g death match for a ham sandwich, when involved one finds themselves in a quagmire.

enigma

[kiz_paws]

Igma ... an ancient polar elf, popular once in the 1930's, but now that movies, tv and dvd's have made their presence, the Igma is now enigma forgotten...

ambidextrous?

[rabid reader]

when one can use both hands to drink ;)

swimmingly

[Pendragon]

swimmingly used to describe how beautiful the girls on the beach look, usually based on how little she has on, i.e., "swimmingly beautiful!"

downwind

[kiz_paws]

A girl named Lee (or was it a boy named Lee) ... no matter -- went swimming one day. A swimmingLEE .... (no applause please) :sick:

Next woid: animations

[rabid reader]

the name of the country the animaniacs field too after Warner Brothers began a company ethnic cleansing.

Lifts

[Pendragon]

Lifts Boards of encouagement placed by friends across the Slough of Despond...

(Thanks, Friends!) http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/liebe/d035.gif


Beguile

[kiz_paws]

What one Canadian said to the other when viewing the Isle of Man for the first time...

ballyhoo?

[Pendragon]

ballyhoo What one drunken Cockney said to the other on finding out t'other name was William " Bally 'oo?"

Forecaster

[kiz_paws]

Forecaster -- this is the position in Golf where there actually is a rhyme and reason as to where that ball shall be sent to. Shouting FORE never hurts, either... :p

innocuous

[Pendragon]

innocuous Within the borders of Nocuous, a rather dull, insipid place

Corpulent

[kiz_paws]

Corpulent: A form of speech that got slurred terribly when a non-civilian had a few too many, er, beverages, and tried to tell one of his buddies where the Corporal went...

Decompose?

[barbara0207]

Decompose

Destroying your own composition because you found out it's a pain in the ears.

Vaudeville