Meanings of words

[adilyoussef]

A qualifying adj. used for what is not in our taste.

Love

[subterranean]

Love: An incurable disease


Hate

[Pendragon]

Hate A darkness that is empty of all feeling that make one human


Despot

[Shalot]

a mean SOB

JavaScript

[Pendragon]

JavaScript Elaborately engraved directions to the nearest Starbucks http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/nahrung/a045.gif


HTML

[Shalot]

HTML: The building blocks of the internet


Amino Acids

[Pendragon]

Amino Acids Gangsta describing how he got the third-degree burns on his arms: "'Em mean ol' acids!"


Funk

[Shalot]

Funk - that odor which emanates from truckers waiting in line at the pay shower at the travel center

[subterranean]

Shalot, you forgot the next word ;)


Narrow:

[ShoutGrace]

Narrow: The breadth of the time interval that I will have available to me as "free" in the coming months.



Occupied

[AimusSage]

occupied means the door to the restroom will be locked from the inside.

restroom

[ShoutGrace]

Restroom - that magical place which is never available when most needed!



Available

[AimusSage]

available greatly prefered over unavailable, hearing this word can be reason for a sigh of relief when scarcity is commonplace.

scarcity

[ShoutGrace]

Scarcity - The noun which best represents my general brain activity at the moment.


Brain

[AimusSage]

brain
A form of sustenance.

"Hmmmm, brains", a phrase commonly uttered by zombies. the variation "Hurrrrrghh, brains" also exists.

Zombie

[ShoutGrace]

brain
A form of sustenance.

"Hmmmm, brains", a phrase commonly uttered by zombies. the variation "Hurrrrrghh, brains" also exists.

Thats exactly why I chose the word "brain!" I was hoping for a response like that. :D :thumbs_up

Hmmmm, zombie - A very real entity that is characteristically denied as existing by the "powers that be" but has been properly understood and marvelled at by some of the smarter members of the human race, most of whom spend a great deal of time on the LitNet.


Human

[AimusSage]

Human - a species of mamals with (usually) quite sizable brains, therefore considered as a delicacy by zombies worldwide.

Delicasy

[ShoutGrace]

Delicacy - that expensive item on the appetizer menu that I can never afford to buy.


Expensive

[AimusSage]

expensive an adjective for something women always seem to want, and men often end up paying for.

Woman

[ShoutGrace]

Woman - That which is usually misrepresented as being at once both necessary and extraneous (when they are most obviously either one or the other).


Necessary

[AimusSage]

Necessary and adjective that naturally preceeds the word Turnip in many good recipes.

Recipe

[ShoutGrace]

Recipe - a meaningless jumble of unintelligible jargon (uh, I don't cook :D).



Jargon

[AimusSage]

Jargon Although often considered to be gibberish, jargon can be a great help to those in a particular trade that wish to keep their trade secrets to themselves.
example: Doctors often enjoy speaking in jargon to scare their patients into expensive operations.

patient

[ShoutGrace]

Patient - That thing that I find hard to be when considering all the work that I have to do in the next few weeks.


Work

[adilyoussef]

Work: what you seek after graduating, what is obliguatory before marriage, and what you can't do without these days.

Job

[ShoutGrace]

Job - something your significant other confers on you when they are annoyed / tired.


Annoyed

[adilyoussef]

Annoyed one might be if alone he is
Annoyed one can be if his beloved he miss

Tired

[Pendragon]

Tired Equiped with wheels

Lackluster

[Kelly_Sprout]

Lackluster: faux pearls

aorta

[subterranean]

Aorta: that pipe hole in your heart...


password

[ShoutGrace]

Password - The thing you forget and have to go through all kinds of troubles to retrieve.



Forget

[subterranean]

Forget: not remembering your own name

Remember

[ShoutGrace]

Remember - something you try to do but never can when taking a test.



Test

[subterranean]

Test: something made to make you feel better when you managed to pass it.

Better

[Kaltrina]

when something has improved or is improving...


secret

[AimusSage]

Secret Something people always stress to never tell, but everyone always end up knowing.

stress

[subterranean]

Stress: Can not decide between pink or purple


Purple

[Weeping Willow]

Purple - the color of jimi hendrix's haze.

Turtle -

[AimusSage]

turtle A shield with legs and a head.
band

[Pendragon]

band A group of people apparently playing random chords on various instruments while a lead "singer" howls unintelligibly into a microphone. It is so loud no one can tell anyhow. But, Dude, they rock!!!

Jammin'

[subterranean]

Jammin: joining together...playing


Record

[ShoutGrace]

Record - that thing which is your favorite piece of music, only to be "borrowed" by someone near to you - forever.


Forever

[subterranean]

Forever: the most common word for lovers in love


Lovers

[ShoutGrace]

Lovers - people who cannot make up their minds!



make-up

[subterranean]

Make-up: When I don't like how I look in the mirror

Mirror

[Kelly_Sprout]

Mirror: The way folks in Loovull pronounce "Meteor"

stratosphere

[Pendragon]

stratosphere What the hillbilly in geometry class said when he first saw a globe: "Hey, 'stratosphere? We been studyin' spheres! Hot dawg!"

Gourmet

[Kelly_Sprout]

Gourmet: French for "little gore". From Middle French, meaning, "Eeew! I'm not eating THAT!"


Plaited

[Shalot]

Plaited: Crossed or woven

sensation

[Pendragon]

Sensation At least two critics agreed that [insert name of movie, song, play, book, etc.] didn't suck

Box Office Smash

[AimusSage]

box office smash - A film that, when shown in a cinema, makes a man come buy that smashes the cinema's box office with a big hammer and steals all the money made from the movie tickets.

ticket

[kathycf]

ticket:
The female counterpart of the cartoon character The Tick.

Flunky

[Shalot]

Flunky: a starving intern or a recent college graduate (preferably one who majored in English of Philosophy or some other liberal arts degree that has no practical application in the real world).

exacerbate

[Kelly_Sprout]

exacerbate: n. One who dreams. (literally, "To cease to not think"). From cerba- "to think", from which we also get cerebrum. ("acerbate" is one who does not think).


exegesis

[Pendragon]

exegesis trashing someone's writings or holy text by thinking you know more about it than they do because you once flipped through it while waiting for an airplane...

Cynic

[subterranean]

Cynic: negatively thinking


Vitamin

[Pendragon]

Vitamin Men who are still vital as opposed to those who are, say deceased...

RIP

[Kelly_Sprout]

RIP: The sound of the zipper of life, closing.


pragmatic

[Shalot]

Pragmatic: Callously logical

End User

[subterranean]

End User: The real target.
Funny to read this term as I'm a super user for this new applied system in our company and one of my main objectives is to train the end users :D


Target

[Shalot]

Target: an easy mark --- one who can be duped easily for monetary gain

football

[subterranean]

Football: 22 people having fun with a ball...and got paid for it!!!!

Discovery

[Shalot]

channel..........

[subterranean]

Shalot, this is not the Words Association Game thread
:D

Channel: When you don't feel like watching cartoon, you just switch it.


Bottle

[Nightshade]

bottle: something that water comes outof


dawn

[Shalot]

Aw crap, there I go posting in the wrong thread again.

What I meant to do was define discovery and then post a new word for you to define. What we have here is an End User error. The End User is apparently unable to multi-task and view multiple threads. Perhaps I should stick with one activity at a time :)

Dawn: the beginning of a new day and endless possibilities

Gas

[Nightshade]

Gas : what jupiter is suprisingly made of .


Pineapples

[Shalot]

Pineapples: a key ingrediant in a good pina colada


brew...........

[Pendragon]

brew To set around in a funk because you don't have the cash to go buy a few to get drunk on!


Brewmiester

[Kelly_Sprout]

Brewmeister: A witch who uses mice as an ingredient in her cauldron.


mischievious

[Pendragon]

Mischievious The proper way to adress an unmarried lady whose last name is "Chievious"...


COBOL

[Pendragon]

COBOL Computer Obsolete Before Opening Laptop

Karate

[Kelly_Sprout]

Olde Englese spaellinge ov "Carat" bye ye what did'nant gae tae skule.

[Kelly_Sprout]

Olde Englese spaellinge ov "Carat" bye ye what did'nant gae tae skule.


hurly-burly

[Pendragon]

hurly-burly Job requirement for bouncers. Must be strong (burly) enough to forcibly eject (hurly) a disruptive person.

Melee

[Shalot]

Melee: The name of a stripper who performs in a rowdy club

Truculant

[Shalot]

brew To set around in a funk because you don't have the cash to go buy a few to get drunk on!


Brewmiester

Pendragon is a fellow southerner I see. Only someone from the South would say "to set around in...."

I bet when you drop something it goes "in the floor" rather than on it.

And I bet you know exactly where yonder is.

I am from the South too, and I love it and I never want to leave.

Oh yeah, and the word is still Truculant

[Kelly_Sprout]

Truculant: 1. (Adj) Description of something that allows light to pass through. 2. (N) A juvenile delinquent. Ex: Da truculant winder shattered when d' truculant yute trew a mollotoff... malotoff... malotaff... mallytiv... whatever! trew a fireball thru it.


apothecary

[Pendragon]

apothecary The act of carrying a chamber pot to be emptied. They smell, so you carry them in a hurry or "post-haste".


Riff-raff



Pendragon is a fellow southerner I see. Only someone from the South would say "to set around in...."

I bet when you drop something it goes "in the floor" rather than on it.

And I bet you know exactly where yonder is.

I am from the South too, and I love it and I never want to leave.

You bet your boots! Southern born and raised. Live in a hollow down near the crick. Southwest VA, can be in NC, TN, WV in an hour, KY in less than three, depends on which way I go and how bad the mountain roads are. Blue Ridge Mountains. Appalachian Trail runs about three miles form home. I've day hiked a good 100 miles of it. Y'all come see us sometime.

[optimisticnad]

Riff-Raff: a rats bark. :-)

flapjacks

[Pendragon]

flapjacks Mouth running (Ex. "That sure is a load of flapjacks shootin' out there. He better back off afore Harry squishs him like a bug!"

Carrier

[Shalot]

Carrier: Someone to stay far away from

Spurious

[Pendragon]

Spurious To encourage Ex: "Coach's pep talk at half-time was just what we needed to spurious on to victory!" The linebacker enthused.

AWOL

[Shalot]

AWOL: The place where brave soldiers go

tag

[Pendragon]

tag To judge from the commercials, a scent that drives human females out of their minds! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/love/806.gif

FIRECRACKER

[cuppajoe_9]

Firecracker: To terminate the employment of a caucasian male. Ok, that was horrible.

Habit.

[Pendragon]

Firecracker: To terminate the employment of a caucasian male. Ok, that was horrible.

Habit.

Believe me. Joe, I've been called Cracker before, and always found it funny. I came from a racially diverse neighborhood, and to us, race was a game played on foot or bike. Then we moved to a housing project and there was tension. One old friend is a Jamaican, and I love the man dearly. We would have all laughed at your definition.) :lol:

Habit One of Tolkien’s lesser known creations, somewhat smaller than a Hobbit.

Mumble

[Whifflingpin]

Mumble - a grandmother

Dirk

.

[Kelly_Sprout]

Dirk: A dark-skinned, dark-haired, dark-eyed man who wore black, horn-rimmed glasses with thick lenses and white tape around the bridge of the nose, named Richard earned his living digging in the dirt. He was jokingly called "Dark dork Dick, Dirt Digger". Well, he always carried a sharp, pointed knife, shaped like a dagger but somewhat shorter. Over time, this style of knife became known as a "Dirk" in honor of Dark Dork Dirt-digger Dick.


goofy

[Pendragon]

Goofy Mickey Mouse's long, lanky sidekick! Duh!


Goatsucker

[Virgil]

Goatsucker - one who desire goat's milk very badly.

demitasse

[Dry_Snail]

demitasse: Small cup of strong black coffee without milk or cream

aspersion

[Pendragon]

aspersion (I'll probably get hanged for this!) Donkey sweat :brow:



Malice

[jesshamme]

one to which negative electrons are naturally (and strongly) attracted; optimistic even in circumstances which otherwise suggest negative outcomes;

next word: reverberate

[Shalot]

Reverberate: To issue a command in a loud voice, and then to repeat that same command in the same loud, echoing voice

accuracy

[Pendragon]

accuracy Possibly true because it was told by a friend of a friend of a friend


Inaccurate

[Kelly_Sprout]

Inaccurate - A word used by News Agencies to describe insufficient checking of sources and/or thinly disguised political agendas.


Service Pack

[Pendragon]

Service Pack Used by repairmen of all types to refer to a common sixpack of beer

Bermuda Triangle

[Shalot]

Bermuda Triangle - a wax job

grunge

[Pendragon]

grunge New type of music not good enough to be hip-hop and not vile enough to be gangsta rap


limbo


PS: For Bermuda Triangle I was thinking a bikini bottom made from recycled Bermuda Shorts!

[Basil]

Limbo: A dance that involves bending over backwards and passing under a horizontal pole lowered slightly for each successive pass; it was recently abolished by the Catholic church.


germane

[Taliesin]

germane
1. the female form of german, intrinsic to female germans
2. intrinsic to things that are of female gender in the german language

lullaby

[Basil]

lullaby: barbiturates for babies, administered in song form

oracle

[Kelly_Sprout]

Oracle: the little metal round thingie on the handle of an oar that fits into the oarlocks on a boat.


bracelet

[Pendragon]

bracelet The tendacy of smokers with braces to set their mouths ablaze when smoking non-filtered cigarettes

Balloon

[Kelly_Sprout]

Balloon - A type of waterbird that produces a sweet-smelling pheronome similar in odor to the famous French perfume, Bal


cloistered

[Pendragon]

cloistered From the root verb cloy, meaning heavy scent To pack people tightly together until they begin to have serious B.O. problems. http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/badtaste (9).gif


Cyanide

[Shalot]

Cyanide: a solution to most problems

sudoku

[Pendragon]

sudoku one more form of driving one's self insane :brow:



Bi-Polar

[Kelly_Sprout]

Bi-Polar: A property of the magnetic force that makes magnitism work. When humans become magnetized, they become capable of simultaneously attracting and repelling.


alkaline

[Pendragon]

alkaline What a State Trooper asks you to do when he suspects you are driving while intoxicated

Booze

[Whifflingpin]

Booze - viscous, boggy mud; like ooze, only thicker.


Squelchy

.

[Shalot]

Squelchy -- a satisfying, tangy beverage much like Welch's grapefruit juice made of fresh-squeezed fruits. Squelchy is the marketing adjective made up by corporate executives to market the product using fat-cheeked Southern brats in the commercial ("Mmmmm---squelchy!)


gitjo

[Pendragon]

gitjo Pull a prank on a lady named Josephine or a man named Joseph


Framed

[Shalot]

Framed --- the #1 defense strategy of paranoid people on trial

enron

[Nick Rubashov]

enron - greed conquers all

Scurvy

[Kelly_Sprout]

Scurvy: A single-lane, two-direction mountain road.


ammunition

[Pendragon]

ammunition A gene, usually refered to as "x" that causes humans to turn into mutants


Firewater

[cuppajoe_9]

Firewater - one of the names that the band Earth, Wind & Fire failed to market themselves under, along with Earthwater, Airfire, Earthwindairfirewater, Fireairearthwindhydrogen and The Tennesee Two.

Post-modern

[kilted exile]

Post-Modern - Type of design, so called because it generally looks like it has had a bomb hit it


Character

[cuppajoe_9]

Character - jerkwad. As in: "Have you met Marvin?" "Yes, he's quite a....character."

Slog

[Riesa]

slog: to walk like you have anvils fastened to your feet


snarfy

[Pendragon]

snarfy To act in such a snotty manner as to cause others to want to barf http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/disdain (6).gif http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/wuerg/vomit-smiley-003.gif

Prudish

[Riesa]

good one pen, I like your barfing smiley :)

Prudish: disdainful of human passion.

rancorous

[Virgil]

rancorous - disagreeable in smelly sort of way

news


Hi Riesa

[Riesa]

hi Virg. :D

news: the clamour people make about the present.

candid

[Pendragon]

Candid An expression that one is able to and in fact already has acomplished something :D


fledermaus

[another sara]

can make ur head bleed!

wall..

[Riesa]

W'all: common texas jargon for we all, similar to y'all.

i.e. :"w'all et long afore y'all got here, but ifn y'alls hankering fur sum vittles, w'all fix y'all sum"


nausea

[Virgil]

nausea ~ what Riesa feels before she chucks up into her stew. :D

Notorious

[Pendragon]

Notorious A message written to us by a Tory, whom we needed to notarize a document

Ad Lib

[Riesa]

ad lib: a common occurrence after the gluttonous holiday season, more commonly called, add lbs.

Italicize

[Virgil]

Italicize ~ When an italian man procreates with a non-Italian woman, the baby is Italicized.:lol:

essence

[Riesa]

:D

essence: the various ways an S smells.

caravel

[Whifflingpin]

caravel - toffee, when you're eating it and your teeth are stuck together.

succulent

[Pendragon]

succulent Said of small children: To share a sucker, or with smaller kids, a pacifer. That's a dot, Sub. :)


Famished

[Whifflingpin]

Famished - well known in Ireland, as "James Joyce is a famished writer."

Blarney.

[Laindessiel]

Blarney...Blimey! Or Barney?

Schlub

[Shalot]

The type of fat you acquire around the midsection from gulping too many 64 oz slurpies.

query

[Pendragon]

query Feeling a bit off it due to a serious hangover


Craven

[kilted exile]

Generic name for childrens news presenters (may not mean anything to people who did not grow up in the UK watching Newsround in the 80's)


Solder

[Pendragon]

Solder Why the used car I advertised is no longer available: "I solder!"

Bladder

[Laindessiel]

Bladder: One who misspelled the word "badder" and is a fan of Vladimir Nabokov.

[Shalot]

bladder: something that interrupts when I am busy


tuition

[Pendragon]

tuition A mysterious something enabling a person to find lodging for the night, that women seem to possess more of than men do. You are always hearing about women's INN TUITION.


Groovy

[Riesa]

groovy ~ a unique feeling one has when conversing with glimmering lamposts and daffodils in San Francisco.

heavy

[Kelly_Sprout]

Heavy: An antonym for "brother".

sugar shack

[Shalot]

a secret shack deep in the woods of the southern United States where you go to get "sugar" :brow:

global warming

[Pendragon]

global warming The first warning you get that that shimming ball you rented for the disco party might have been a bad idea. http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d1/180px-Disco_ball.jpg

Hip-Hop

[Kelly_Sprout]

Hip-hop: The kind of dancing you do when you throw your knee out in the middle of the Lambada.

Global Positioning System

[Pendragon]

Global Positioning System The Universal Book on "The Birds and the Bees".

Someone will probably kill me over that one! :lol:


Telemarketer

[Kelly_Sprout]

telemarketer: Kojak's agent.

LOL re: GPS! (I had "Nuclear weapons stockpiles" in mind when I put GPS up for definition! I like your's better.)


saturation

[optimisticnad]

saturation: when you need the loo but must wait and control yourself.

Archive

[Pendragon]

Archive The one the Queen Bee lives in. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/spezial/Fool/bee.gif

Ancient Greece

[Pendragon]

Ancient Greece The French Fry vat hasn't been cleaned in months!

Bulk Mail

[Nightshade]

bulk mail what happens when the mail finally arives---on one day.

news agent

[Kelly_Sprout]

news agent: a common mispronouncation of the correct term, "new sagent". A new sagent is a young, neophyte wizard. See also, "Potter, Harry"

clandestine

[Pendragon]

clandestine Ach, tae be sure, laddie! An Auld Clan they be, fair sartain, but didnae ye ken they of Destine wear the kilt?

Harmless

[Kelly_Sprout]

Harmless: What the Cockney bellringer with no arms was.

gestation

[Pendragon]

gestation What the word "estimate" really means ;)

Farfetched

[kathycf]

Farfetched

The distance one's parents walked to the market to buy groceries as children. Usually accompanied by the phrase "all uphill"

Tumescent

[toni]

Tumescent- A perfume made from TUrnips MElted with SCENTs

Litnet-itis

(Which I'm am diagnosed with.)

[Pendragon]

Litnet-itis Often diagnosed as an illness, it is what brings the world to my home here in the mountains of VA, on Bear Creek, in the small town of Atkins. ;) :) :D


Obituary

[Pendragon]

Obituary Become concerned. "You have three kids? Obituary about them all the time!" :D


Nosegay (Yes, it is an actual word!)

[kathycf]

Nosegay:
Yep it is a word and once long ago it meant a little bouquet of flowers, but now is the name of that spiffy new cologne all the kids are wearing...(meh, it is the best I got tonight...:blush: )

Armored

[Kelly_Sprout]

Armored: infatuated. Ex: When Bo Duke first saw the Gen'rl Lee, he fell completely in armored with it.

[Kelly_Sprout]

Oh, I guess I'd better supply a new word, huh?

Sustain

[Pendragon]

Sustain The one you get on the most expensive article of clothing you own and which even the cleaners cannot get out!

Grammar

[kathycf]

Grammar
The name I call the mother of my mother.

Fink

[Kelly_Sprout]

Fink: A word little children use when talking to their mothers.
Ex.
Mom: Do you remember me telling you "Do NOT touch the Christmas tree!"?
Child: I fink so...


New word: gastromonic

[Shalot]

gastronomic - an adjective to describe any food that causes bloating, burping, or flatulence

(that was just too easy)

next word: malevolent

[Pendragon]

malevolent The reason most women give for taking out restraining orders on their significant other... (Unfortunately true...)

Gnaw

[Kelly_Sprout]

gnaw: The opposite of "yuhhuh"


betrothed

[kathycf]

betrothed
1.) Coolness or the state of one's popularity, also pertaining to one's condition of being "trothed"
"Did you know Sue, I think she is betrothed".
"Ok, Alex. I betrothed."
2.) opposite of untrothed.
"That guy is so untrothed, he is such a jerk"

Noodle

[Pendragon]

Noodle To decline to participate in a transaction: "Sorry, bud, but it's noodle."


Tranquil

[aeroport]

Tranquil OTC medicine for use during the period of transition between night and day (an interval precluding the use of NyQuil and DayQuil).

Justification

[Kelly_Sprout]

Justification
The manufacturing of false justice. Literally, "Fabricating Justice". (Think about it. I'm doing a humorous definition that happens to actually be pretty close to accurate. And for those of you who are Christians and who believe in the other meaning of "justification", isn't that what Christ did? Took your sins and gave you his innocence? The fabrication of justice? Sorry. Not trying to start a religious discussion here.)

OK, back on topic. New word:
brainiac

[bluevictim]

brainiac: a wild ox of above average intelligence

luggage

[Pendragon]

luggage A test that all bellhops in ritzy hotels must pass before employment. It measures (gages) the amount of baggage the bellhop can carry (lug) to the room for the incoming guest, and gives an estimate on the size of the tip he should not leave the room before he recieves! :p

Appartment

[bluevictim]

Apartment: an adjective describing roles intended for a certain performer.
"Buzz Lightyear was apartment for Jim Carrey, but it ended up being played by Tim Allen".

scholar

[Shalot]

scholar -- a new vegetable hybrid that is a cross between squash and collard greens

pull-through

[kathycf]

Pull through: The hip new trend in Las Vegas, replacing drive through in popularity. Pull through weddings are now all the rage regardless if they are performed by an Elvis impersonator or not.

Schmuck.

[Pendragon]

Schmuck Sound made by a drunk passing out face down into soft mud http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/nahrung/h035.gif

Pshaw

[Kelly_Sprout]

Pgeorge Pbernard

armagedden

[aeroport]

Finals week

producer

[Pendragon]

Producer The first person to smell the flatulence http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/badair.gif

By-Stander

[Misscaroline]

By-Stander: The person whistling on the sidelines as though they had nothing to do with it...;)

Ostensibly

[Kelly_Sprout]

Ostensibly: An adverb modifying the actions of a member of the "Six Million Dollar Man" fan club.


disembodiment

[Misscaroline]

Disembodiment: Tearing apart, limb by limb; what Robin might desire to Miss Caroline if she doesn't give up the location of her secret haiku to him :p...

Regency

[Pendragon]

Regency Name of a fancy Hotel in an old detective novel whose title I can't recall


Rosebud

[Misscaroline]

Rosebud- a highly overrated flower and the enemy of one Morticia Addams

Guillotine

[RobinHood3000]

Congrats on 300, Misscaroline!

Guillotine - the favorite bedroom accessory of a certain Gomez Addams


Cara Mia

[Kelly_Sprout]

Cara Mia: What my daughter used to say when she was two and tired of walking.


raptor

[aeroport]

Raptor - n. term with which rappers in the United States began designating themselves around the year 2010, when they decided that, with gang violence, murder trials and so on, their image still was just not quite tough enough

Corridor

[Pendragon]

Corridor The one you don't see when you enter a bar/nightclub/etc. but which the bouncer tosses you out through into the parking lot, resulting in your arrest for being "drunk in PUBLIC". You weren't actually IN PUBLIC, until you came flying headfirst out that Corridor, but trust me, the police will not take that as a reasonable excuse. http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/cha (73).gif

Miranda Rights

[Misscaroline]

Miranda Rights- those silly little things that the police driver tells you after pulling you over for a DUI, whatever that means, that you don't really understand- right about "right to an attorney", you puked on the arresting officer and passed out in the squad car...

Barren

...........Pen likes Tater Salad...............:D...

[RobinHood3000]

Does that make me Mashed Taters, his younger brother? Virgil can be Baked Tater, and Lain and Toni will be the French Fries (or Tater Tots, but I think that name's taken)...

Barren - What I hope my scalp doesn't become too quickly.

[Misscaroline]

So glad someone caught that... Me and my Southern gal humor have got to get a life someday...

And you forgot to put a word on!:D

[Shadowsarin]

So did you, hehe...

Okay, my word is psychology

[Misscaroline]

I had a word! :indignant: Robin screwed the flow up, not me!

Psychology- something Freud made up to make money, telling people they want to have sex with their mothers when they were just insecure-- all so he could make a quick buck!

Animosity

[ShoutGrace]

Animosity - that special feeling aroused towards RL just after logging out of the LitNet.


Avoidance.

[Shalot]

Avoidance: a necessary survival skill, especially when dealing with difficult people of all sorts, whether they be toxic, annoying, depressing, or whatever

visual basic

[Pendragon]

Visual Basic Youse don' need glasses, capisce? http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/glasses (2).gif

CD-ROM

[Pendragon]

Miranda Rights- those silly little things that the police driver tells you after pulling you over for a DUI, whatever that means, that you don't really understand- right about "right to an attorney", you puked on the arresting officer and passed out in the squad car...

Barren

...........Pen likes Tater Salad...............:D...Yeah, I figured somebody out there would catch ol' Ron "Tater Salad" White's favorite story! My daughter told me the story first, then I caught it one night when him and Foxworthy and Engvall were going around with "Larry the Cable Guy". He's the only one I wouldn't listen to at all, but he was a hoot as "Mater the Tow Truck" in "Cars". :)

Word is still:

CD-ROM

[Misscaroline]

CD-ROM- Computer Diarrhea- Randomly Omits Manuscripts. My CPU has this. IT won't stop acquiring new stuff under my name...:D :crash:

Metronome

[ghideon]

I listened to the rain drops fall and remembered the beat of my grandmothers metronome.

next word:
complicated

[Shalot]

Yeah, I figured somebody out there would catch ol' Ron "Tater Salad" White's favorite story! My daughter told me the story first, then I caught it one night when him and Foxworthy and Engvall were going around with "Larry the Cable Guy". He's the only one I would listen to at all, but he was a hoot as "Mater the Tow Truck" in "Cars". :)




Do you really think Ron White is drinking whiskey (or is it scotch) as he performs, and if so, how does he not slur?

Okay back to the game:

Complicated: a very bad song by some psedo-bad*** little girl who wore camoflauge pants and tie.

Next Word:

Fondue

[RobinHood3000]

Personally, I like Ron White the best, although Bill Engvall is pretty good, too. Not much for Larry the Cable Guy. I'm guessing scotch, although it might be non-alcoholic and just for show.

Fondue - Something you try to keep from spilling at all costs.

[Misscaroline]

You forgot a word again Robin!:p

[RobinHood3000]

Nuts!!


Nutbunnies

[Misscaroline]

Nutbunnies- a fantaisical animal said to grow from walnut trees and drop to the ground when ripe, here used as an expletive to suit our hero's need...

Robin only says nutbunnies when I spoil his fun!

Didactic

[Nightshade]

didactic-- an ordering , instructive tone of voice or manner.

[Pendragon]

As Night left off a word as well, I am going to go with the term

Absent Minded When your brain takes a holiday and fails to leave a forwarding address causing you to forget such things as leaving off important letters in a post (see where I edited about “Larry the Cable Guy”—two letters change the whole meaning, duh! I wouldn’t listen to the potty-mouth!), or to leave a word in a continuous game.

Barnstormer

[Nightshade]

barnstormer a super hero who is as big as a barn with a voice like the wutherin wind of gale and ....



pimpernel

[ennison]

A small red cruciferous cliff-colonising plantof the legume family eaten by rabbits and used as a symbol by the Eat More Carrots Association of Vegivores.

Moog

[Pendragon]

Moog Sound uttered (drum roll!) by a cow who has been eating silage that has over-fermented, causing bovine intoxication http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/tiere/d050.gif

Yegg

[ennison]

A small black-furred almost blind forest-dwelling Nigerian rodent considered a delicacy when roasted with yams.

It is too.

Cabalistic

[Pendragon]

Cabalistic Having the ability to understand a New York City cab driver's complicated mixture of dialects and hand signals


Norns

[Kelly_Sprout]

Norns: Originally, the Norns were three old crones weaving the fates of men. This mutated over time to "Norms", culmulnating in the Norm of the bar Cheers, who did his own fateful weaving.


henges

[Pendragon]

henges Well, if Stonehenge is any indication, perhaps a potty for ancient giants... http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/ekelig/k010.gif


CAVU

[camel lights]

Cavu? that's easy(lol).In fact it stand for 3 occasions:).
Cavu#1:veteran soccer player.Leader of 1949 "Africa-united" team:)
Cavu#2:naval term.Used for discribing a safe cape.
Cavu#3:some monks still use that one.When Yomo took ar o woke up from the big dream he saw his friend Cavu standing alone,looking him teasingly.Then he looked up and howled Cavuuuuuuuuuuu!(then they laughed)

ma ma

[Shalot]

ma ma - Two people standing side by side who have MA degrees and don't think it's much of an accomplishment (hence the lowercase letters)

Glaze

[camel lights]

glaze:The thunder-shine of the teeth of the dragon who will separate the world for good.:)

zikpo

[Pendragon]

Zikpo Friend Zik is not rich

BTW CL, CAVU is also an aviation anagram-- Ceiling And Visibility Unlimited. http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/cha (54).gif

LAZER

[Kelly_Sprout]

Lazer: Someone who does even less around the house than I do. Ex: "That boy gets lazer and lazer everday."

trodden

[Pendragon]

trodden Usually used in conjunction with the word "down", the permanent condition of a heel

Flimsy

[Kelly_Sprout]

flimsy: A scientific term describing the strength of character it takes to be a U.S. President


neurotic

[ennison]

neurotic.
One with a well-known but limited attraction towards females - only towards those who do not wear trousers. Gee that's veeery forensic pal!

[Shalot]

neorotic: a revolution in what is considered sensual --- the new erotic. It's an attempt to change what we previously condsidered hot. Instead of Victoria's secret models with full lips strutting the runway in black satin and a pair of wings, we get something just a little...different. It is very trendy in the trendy parts of the world, but I predict that the neurotic movement will ultimately fall flat.

managerial

[Pendragon]

managerial Of a decision: To have a full meeting of the board and come to a conclusion already reached and being acted upon by the rank and file

downsize

[ShoutGrace]

Downsize - To make clear that an employee is worthless and expendable. Ex - "Sorry, Roy, we're downsizing . . . it's time to move on, we've got to let you go."


Employee

[Kelly_Sprout]

Employee: "Employ" means "to use", there an employee is something that gets used!

OK, let's see someone make this one funny:
Up

[zanna]

an arbitrarily and completely unnecessary assigned direction, varying person- to -person and situation- to- situation. (Hence the uselessness. If we can't always agree, then why bother?) Also the singular of those brown trucks you see in the USA; UPS. :)

Gravity

[cuppajoe_9]

Gravity - A religious division of society, seperate from both clergy and laity. The gravity are not members of the clergy, in that they are not ordained to religious duties, nor are they members of the laity, in that they do not have quite the lightness of spirit that one would expect from persons free of said duties. The gravity, rather, are prone to dressing up in black robes and whacking themselves on the forehead with large wodden boards in Monty Python films, as pennace for their inability to fit in with either the laity or the clergy. Needless to say, they are a dour and unhappy lot, hence the term 'gravity' (from the root word 'grave').

Next word: forehead

[Kelly_Sprout]

forehead: The name of the "beast" that both Daniel (Bible, Old Testament, Book of Daniel) and John (Bible, New Testament, Book of Revelations) saw while in visiion.


New word: Blizzard

[Pendragon]

Blizzard For us American's, a Buzzard (either of the two varieties of vulture in the Eastern US, Turkey or Black Vulture) that forgot to head South for the Winter! http://www.theclayman.com/characterdesign/images/character_16.jpg

Armadillo

[Pendragon]

Armadillo 'Possum on the half shell

Bigfoot

[Kelly_Sprout]

Bigfoot: Someone whose apology falls flat because they couldn't get their foot out of their mouth long enough to even finish the apology.

strake

[Pendragon]

strake To step on a garden rake in the dark

ad hoc

[Pendragon]

ad hoc To add more BS to a speech http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/sarge/LlamaCrap_anim.gif


sprocket

[Kelly_Sprout]

sprocket: A hollow cylinder capable of carrying a payload, designed to enter space. Unlike conventional rockets, however, sprockets have no fuel and generate their thrust by being launched from a large, spring mechanism.


lemonade

[Pendragon]

lemonade :blush: Insurance for used cars http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d050.gif

Sport's Drink

[Kelly_Sprout]

water ("Sit, Sport! Good dog!")


An indescribable color, such as the reflection off a CD, the Aurora Boralis, or the color of the Hudson River.

[Pendragon]

water ("Sit, Sport! Good dog!")


An indescribable color, such as the reflection off a CD, the Aurora Boralis, or the color of the Hudson River.Did we cross our threads Kelly? This is meaning of words, not definitions! :rolleyes:

But I have to give the word for your definition: PUCE

Nrxt word: Fagged

[Riesa]

fagged ~ (oh, I can't do it :p)

tired and weary, all tuckered out.

History

[Pendragon]

History A written account of how things should have happened :D


Mathematics




BTW-- A Fag is a cigarette, so fagged could be either:

1.) badly adicted to cigarettes
2.) badly in need of a cigarette fix, so that you are now reduced to smoking discarded butts
3.) On your 100,000 time of "quitting smoking"

You get the idea. No homophobia here. ;)

[Pendragon]

Mathematics Rare breed of ticks that run on logic, not blood

Infamy

[Kelly_Sprout]

Definition: Infamy: A breeding technique that makes relatives out of relatives.

New Word: bristling

[Pendragon]

bristling An immature bristle

Widdershins

[Kelly_Sprout]

LOL! Love this one! Widdershins: Ankle and knee protectors for coal miners.


Definition:mentholated