What they would NEVER say?

[Tinuviel]

I'm not sure if this is a game, but it should be a lot of fun. Think of a fictional character and something they would never say.

Like Sauron would never say. "This ring clashes with my armor".
Or Voldemort would never say."Harry Potter must be the nicest boy I ever met."

[Basil]

"Hey guys . . . ice cream's on me!"

Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights

[Basil]

"Ahhhh, it's probably for the best . . . that broad was really starting to get on my nerves."

Romeo, upon finding Juliet "dead"

[Scheherazade]

'Here lies the one who disappeared
Right after our drunken marriage!
Didn't know how to get it annuled;
Now I can marry Paris and live
Every after happily!'

Juliet, upon finding Romeo dead.

[Miss Darcy]

Sounds like fun!

Mr Darcy, from Pride and Prejudice would never say, "Miss Bennet, your eyes are the most horrible and disobliging things in the world. Please stop staring at me."

"Kiss me Beatie darling, for that's your name, I hear."

-Benedick, from Much Ado about Nothing, to Beatrice upon their first meeting after the wars.

[mono]

"Hey guys . . . ice cream's on me!"

Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights
:lol:

---
"Life is good, I love people, and school is great!"
Holden Caulfield, The Catcher In The Rye

[Scheherazade]

'Where is the rat poison?'

Lennie from Of Mice and Men

[Bianca Fransen]

"She's right, of course. I am so wonderful that even Romeo pales in comparison."

Rob in High fidelity of Nick Hornby

Oh, what a wonderful thread, by the way. And this is a real quote from me :thumbs_up

[Tinuviel]

" I wish to have tea with my cousin Sirius. Oh and by the way Lord, Azkaban wasn't as horrible as people think." Bellatrix to Voldemort after the mass prison escape.

[mono]

"Mommy and I are splitting up, because she desires a better man. How would you like to go live with her?"
Alexey Karenin to his son, Seryozha, regarding Anna Karenina.
From Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy

[Scheherazade]

"I want to meet a nice man and get married!"

Jeanette, from Oranges Are Not The Only Fruit by J. Winterson

[Tinuviel]

"No, Aunt Em I would rather be a maid than Princess of Oz."
Dorothy to her broke relatives in Emerald City of Oz.

[RococoLocket]

"Dollys mum has got it going on"

-Humbert Humbert in Vladimir Nabokovs Lolita.

[mono]

"Don't I know you from somewhere?"

- Dante on meeting Beatrice in Paradise (The Divine Comedy)

[Taliesin]

Nanny Ogg: Actually... ....a hedgehog can be buggered, when you come to think of it.

[Scheherazade]

"I am glad to be able to serve my country by fighting in this war."

Yossarian from Catch-22

[Zippy]

"Buggered if I know."

Sherlock Holmes in any of The Holmes stories.

[Rachy]

"Well I can't be there ALL the time!" Aragorn- LOTR

[mono]

"I once had a dream . . ."

The insomniac narrator from Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club

[Scheherazade]

'I trust my wife.'

-Othello

[Chava]

"I'm Happy!" - Marvin the robot from Hitch Hikers guide to the galaxy.

[Kaltrina]

"I forgive you uncle and u can keep the throne"
-Hamlet-

[adilyoussef]

"I don't believe in God." The Priest, A Farewell to Arms, Ernest Hemingway.

[Nightshade]

"My computer has a virus!!!!!!" Elizabeth Darcy nee Bennet


well she couldnt could she :p

[Pendragon]

"Would someone please pass me my bloody glasses, I can't see the target!" Robin Hood

"I really must do something about that frightful portrait! Ghastly, really!" Dorian Grey

[Nightshade]

"Oh my dear I find your familiy most dreadfully delightful" Lady Catherine De Burgh (if thats what her name was you know Darcy's Aunt ... I need to reread that......
:)

[Pendragon]

"David Cooperfield and Doug Henning have nothing on my act!" The Cheshire Cat. Or, maybe he would, at that...

[Nightshade]

have you ever read any Japer fforde,Pendragn?:brow:

[Pendragon]

I've read a little of everthing I sometimes think, and then someone springs a new one on me. Sadly, no. :(

[Dailen]

It's a bit off (but then so am I) :)

Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen, I'm Tipper Gore.
Tonight I am pleased to announce, we'll be hosting a special presentation of:
Bed time thoughts with Edgar Alan Poe.
Please give a warm welcome to our orator
... Mr.Slingblade.

[Pendragon]

"Dennis Mitchell? Nicest kid on the block!" Poor old Mr. Wilson.

[Scheherazade]

'I think I will have a glass of milk today!'

Count Dracula

[Miss Darcy]

"'Everybody belongs to everybody else'; come on then Lenina, let's get to work."

John the Savage from Brave New World

[Adelheid]

"I think today I shall eat Grandmama's white rolls she won't mind..."

Heidi by Johanna Spryi

[radshaw]

Alabama State-Tropper "I'm not going to write you a speeding ticket today."

[sir_alex]

"KILL THEM ALL!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!"

Mohandas Gandhi

[Miss Darcy]

"Rebecca was a terrible little prat."

-Mrs Danvers from Daphne du Maurier's Rebecca

[Pendragon]

"You might be a city slicker if---" Jeff Foxworthy http://www.smileyville.net/mellow/mf_farmer.gif

[smilingtearz]

i shall help u to make ur house of bricks and stones...
---the Bad WOLF in the Three Little Pigs

[sir_alex]

"Heil Hitler!"

Albert Einstein

"I believe I will publish my laundry list today..."
Stephen King (No offense intended) :D

[Scheherazade]

Quasimodo, 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame', singing:

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any boyl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

[2AddersFanged]

"What White Whale?"

--Ahab, in Moby-Dick.

[2AddersFanged]

"You want a kiss? But my dear, you're only twelve!"

--Humbert Humbert, Lolita.

[kathycf]

"I couldn't care less who killed viscount Pringles, he had it coming! Furthermore, I want to go on a motorcycle ride! "

Agatha Christie's Miss Marple

[Virgil]

"I think I'll write something easy for everyone to read today." -James Joyce

[kathycf]

"I want to write a little story about fluffy bunnies, butterflies, and kittens and they all live happily ever after in a wee cottage under a rainbow".

Edgar Allan Poe

[Virgil]

"Boy, do I feel sea sick." ~ Joseph Conrad

[Mililalil XXIV]

"I don't feel like facing the public today (or ever)."

Tom Cruise

[Taliesin]

"I think that a haiku would be nice to write."
John Keats

(although we suspect he'd somehow write a haiku three pages long)

[RobinHood3000]

Aren't we looking for what literary characters would say? And isn't current politics off-limits?

John Hammond: "Is this a good idea?"

[Virgil]

"I'm allergic to flowers" -William Wordsworth

[RobinHood3000]

"Let's plow this garden over with asphalt, baby!!" - Walt Whitman

[Scheherazade]

Aren't we looking for what literary characters would say? And isn't current politics off-limits?Yes, Robin. Thank you :)

Here is how we play the game:
Think of a fictional character and something they would never say.

[Pendragon]

"Ah, blow it out yer ear, Moby! I'm headed home!" Captain Ahab http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/mat.gif

[kathycf]

"Elementary, my dear Wa...ah, the heck with it! Watson, I'm going to have a drink and pick up chicks, wanna come with?"

Sherlock Holmes

[rabid reader]

"Did you see X-3?"

Holden Cawfeild (I spelt this wrong I know it) Catcher in the Rye

[ShoutGrace]

Who really cares about the British anyway?

--Conor Larkin

[Mililalil XXIV]

Originally Posted by RobinHood3000
Aren't we looking for what literary characters would say? And isn't current politics off-limits?Yes, Robin. Thank you :)

Originally Posted by Tinuviel
Think of a fictional character and something they would never say.
Here is how we play the game: :thumbs_up
Tom Cruise seems as fictional a celebrity as one can get - so very.......
Okay!

[smilingtearz]

"Kill Him!"
--Gandhi (though he isn't fictional)

[Mililalil XXIV]

"I ain't your baby-sitter, and you ain't mine!"

Don Quixote

[RobinHood3000]

"Bah!! Humbug."

- Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter series)

[shinigami]

Hm...

"Harry-dear, your presents are in your room... We got you that new broom you wanted..." Aunt Petunia of HP...

"To heck with archery.. Anyone up for bowling" Robin Hood...

"My gosh your breath stinks.. How long have you been sleeping again???" Price Philip of Sleeping Beauty...

"No! Stop.. don't cause any trouble...."Fred Weasley..

"Yeah, why don't we all settle down and play a nice game of backgammon" George Weasley...

"No way! Its more fun to go to the Forbidden Forest... I'll set it on fire!!" Neville Longbottom...

[Miss Smilla]

"When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not"
-Lady Catherine De Bourgh to Elizabeth

[WhimsySA]

I despise Cecily! - Algernon from the Importance of being Earnest

[kathycf]

You know what, Hastings? I'm gonna throw on some dirty old sneakers and play some football with that cute little Miss Lemon.

Damn, I should shave off this moustache, I look like a walrus!

Agatha Christie's Hercule Poirot

[Petrarch's Love]

"Kiss my asp."
Shakespeare's Cleopatra

[Virgil]

"Oh, I bet there are other poets as good as me." ~John Milton

[Pendragon]

"Well, dang. I missed." Natty Bumppo, from the historical romances known as the Leatherstocking Tales, such as The Last of the Mohicans featuring frontiersman Natty Bumppo, James Fenimore Cooper

[kathycf]

"I am in such a good mood today! I love life!!! Yippee!

"Cathy? Cathy who?"

Heathcliff ~ Wuthering Heights

*edit* note to self, when posting, preview does not equal submit...

[Pendragon]

"I really don't feel like torture today, Mr. Smith. Let Sir Dennis go." Fu Manchu

[Petrarch's Love]

"Well, I've finished the weaving, so let's go out clubbing boys." Penelope from The Odyssey.

[rabid reader]

"2+2=6"- Winston 1984

[Petrarch's Love]

"I do my best to serve, sir." ~ Satan from Paradise Lost

[Virgil]

"No, madam, I'm celibate." ~ Lancelot to Guenivere

[ShoutGrace]

"Why don't we talk about someone else today?"

---- The Paladin, Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc

[Chava]

"men are wonderfull creatures..." Miss Havisham - Great expectations by Charles Dickens

[kathycf]

I am a feminist!
Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer

[Virgil]

"The Civil War didn't mean a thing." ~ William Faulkner

[poetru_fanatic]

"I once had a dream . . ."

The insomniac narrator from Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club

Brilliant Mono. I find it quite amusing that you thought of that.

"Yes Cathy your right. Your my sister and even though we have been locked in this attic together for 3 and 1/2 years, I shouldn't sleep with you because it would be incest and would cause too much trouble for our future." Chris to Cathy in Flowers in the Attic. (No offence to the book tho.. I love V.C. Andrews books especially this one)

[shinigami]

"Anyone want some stoned brownies? Fresh from the oven...and I even made hearts and bunnies out of icing" Emily Dickenson...

[smilingtearz]

"Finally! Godot's here:banana:!"- Viladmir, Waiting for godot

[Virgil]

"I'm scared of monsters" ~ Beowulf

[ShoutGrace]

"But isn't Jack just such a much better name than Ernest?" - either cecily or gwendolyn

[Virgil]

"Gandalf? He's just a average old man" ~ Frodo

[Jesourirai]

"Jump out of a tree?!?! are you nuts! I could hurt my leg that way"- Finny, A Separate Piece

[RobinHood3000]

"Kill da wabbit, kill da wabbit, KILL DA WABBIT!!!"

Bigwig, from Watership Down

[Petrarch's Love]

Yes, pity old Charlie had to go to the guillotine. Better go comfort Lucy and convince her that I'm the far far better man. :brow: ~ Sidney Carton from Dickens' A Tale of Two Cities

[kathycf]

I think I will write a limerick today, give that whole stream of consciousness thingy a rest.

James Joyce

I'm a vegan, naturally.

Dracula

[Pendragon]

" I'm tired of stitching together dead bodies. I think I'll join a quilting club." Dr. Victor Frankenstein :p

"Whoa! I thought I was mixing a gin and tonic!" Dr. Jekyll (now Mr. Hyde) :p

[kathycf]

Dude, the afterlife so rocks!!! Just look at all these cool chains!

Jacob Marley to Ebenezer Scrooge.

[mono]

Thinking of Charles Dickens . . .

"I just want to say something brief."
- any Dickensian fictional character

[Petrarch's Love]

Shooting an albatross? No big deal. ~ the old sailor from "The Rime of the Ancient Mariner"

[rabid reader]

Thinking of Charles Dickens . . .

"I just want to say something brief."
- any Dickensian fictional character
"Sure Oliver, there's plenty"- Cook at the Orphanage Oliver Twist

"I am completely bananas!" Hagar The Stone Angel
"You know, Daisy not that great,"- Gatsby The Great Gatsby
"Magic's for sinners"-Dudders Fifth Business
"Life's been good to me so far."-Willy Loman Death of a Salesman
"Romeo is such a great guy." Tybalt(sp?) Romeo & Juliet

[Mililalil XXIV]

As he goes up to get some soup, Oliver Twist says:

"Just pray Heaven that I don't shave your eyebrows in your sleep!"

[rabid reader]

"Women are great"- Hamlet Hamlet

[Petrarch's Love]

"You know, I really could use a haircut." ~ Samson to Delilah

[ShoutGrace]

"I'm liking the weather down here - hope to never see another winter." - Eddard Stark, A Game of Thrones

[RobinHood3000]

"Feh -- it's just a whale..." -- Captain Ahab

"Good thing I got a spare!!" -- same as above, after losing his leg...

[rabid reader]

"Money can't by you love,"- Gatsby The Great Gatsby

[kathycf]

Does anyone have any eyedrops? My eye is killing me...

Sauron, LOTR

[Virgil]

"I don't want a drink, I'm on the wagon" ~ any Hemingway leading character

[kathycf]

I think meddling in other people's business is tacky...

Jane Austen's Emma

[mono]

"Maybe we should re-consider this, as you really have some stalker qualities about you, but we could always remain friends."

- Juliet, from William Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet

(Je sais, je sais, a very harsh one! :D)

[Pendragon]

"Creatures of the night, bah! I love the larks singing in the morn!" Dracula http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/verkleidung/costumed-smiley-001.gif

[kathycf]

Dr. Frankenstein? Gosh, he is like a father to me, I love that guy!
the monster.... Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

[Petrarch's Love]

"No big deal, honey. I'll just buy you another handkercheif." ~ Othello

[Mililalil XXIV]

"My gosh your breath stinks.. How long have you been sleeping again???" Price Philip of Sleeping Beauty...
Tell me more about this "Price Philip".

Narcisus of classic Greek myth:

"Three faces were upon the faces of the water. Mine, that of Echo, and an uneditted addition. I fell into the water with the uneditted addition - who was left?"
(" ")

[kathycf]

Today I am going to write about cheese.

Lord Byron

[Mililalil XXIV]

"I never cease marvelling at your overwhelming wit to which I am but a humble pupil."

Sherlock Holmes to Watson, as a tear strolls down his cheek.

[grace86]

"I think I will stop being nasty to Quatermain and his gang."
the witch Gagool from King Soloman's mines

[kathycf]

Diary keeping is for losers!
Bridget Jones

[Mililalil XXIV]

The Egyptian priests in Herodotos' Histories:

"What we are about to divulge to you, oh common Greek, you more than likely would already know - but if anyone asks why our secrets are old news, blame it on the Colchians."

[Pendragon]

"No. Of course, I don't know everything." Ayesha, She Who Must Be Obeyed

"Water? Of course, that will be fine!" W.C. Fields, in any character (or in real life, for that matter!) :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

"Roll in the money...roll in the money..." Tom Joad, Grapes of Wrath

[Virgil]

"Cleopatra? She's just a woman." - Mark Antony

[mono]

"Don't I know you from somewhere? Well, I have some bad news, as I promised another girl, my first girlfriend, one day that I would meet her in heaven when I died. I can't believe you found me, though!"

- Dante to Beatrice in The Divine Comedy.

[kathycf]

I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel witty and charming and gay!

Quasimodo~The Hunchback of Notre Dame

(sorry, was that in bad taste?)

[Pendragon]

"You know? I'd like a salad instead." A Werewolf

[Hyacinth Girl]

Dresden? Heck, that wasn't so bad. . . more like a skirmish, really.

Billy, Slaughterhouse Five

[grace86]

"I have not been waiting all this time for Kallikrates, I am just waiting around to see when the world will end." Ayesha - She.

[Hyacinth Girl]

You know, Uncle, all I really want to do is get married and have a lot of babies.

Beatrice, Much Ado About Nothing

[RobinHood3000]

"Nuts, I'm all out of toilet paper...hey, a book!!"

- Guy Montag, Fahrenheit 451

[imthefoolonthehill]

"Make me a pie, Wench!" Pip to Estella. Great Expectations.

[Scheherazade]

"Make me a pie, Wench!" Pip to Estella. Great Expectations.'Can I make you a pie for your dinner, dear?' Estella to Pip.

Great Expectations

[Virgil]

"Bah, humbug. I've grown up to be a satanist." - Tiny Tim, from A Christmas Carol

[kathycf]

I drink what? Blood? Whatever gave you that idea? That's tomato juice, you silly head!

Dracula to Van Helsing

All my horseback riding outfits are at the cleaners. I guess I will have to forego that ride I was planning...

Lady Godiva

[Virgil]

"If I ever catch a big fish I'm going to cut him loose; it's too much work for a lazy old man." Old Man from Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea

[Petrarch's Love]

"Sorry, but I'm late for tea so you're on your own Mr. Frodo." ~ Sam from LOTR

[Virgil]

"Knighthood, that's for losers." - Don Quixote

[RobinHood3000]

"I really don't go for the whole pointy-eared look. Sorry, Arwen."

or

"I'm not big on the whole 'King of Men' deal..."

- Aragorn (son of Arathorn), The Lord of the Rings

[shinigami]

Oooh... NRUTO'S *SS LOOKS HOT... kakashi-sensei.. of "Naruto"

[Petrarch's Love]

"I'm O.K., you're O.K." ~ Richard III

[Virgil]

"Such a loving step-father. I think I'll give him a kiss today." - Hamlet

[Hyacinth Girl]

Romance novels rot the brain - Don Quixote

[Pendragon]

'Guess I better read you your rights." Dirty Harry

[Petrarch's Love]

"You know, George, I'm not actually that fond of rabbits." ~ Lenny from Of Mice and Men

[Virgil]

"Eve, you will have to eat that apple on your own, you can be the one with the knowledge." - Adam in Paradise Lost

[Petrarch's Love]

"I look forward to aging with grace and dignity." ~ Dorian Grey

[kathycf]

Philanthropist: Why that's me right down to my toes, I LOVE people!
Ambrose Bierce ~ The Devil's dictionary

[Mililalil XXIV]

Tiny Tim (A Christmas Carol) says:

"Scrooge-ball, I'll settle out of court with you and Marley's ghost - you had your chance to enjoy your first Christmas (but you seem to like the workhouses so much better). If I won't let my own brothers and sisters out of prison for eating too much of the pudding, what kind of mercy would you expect for your bankrupt self?"

[ShoutGrace]

Raistlin (DragonLance)

"I just want to forget about magic and power and get me a wife/domestic situation."

[Pendragon]

"You know something? I really hate the taste of beer, and I'm begining to despise orchids!" Nero Wolfe

[Petrarch's Love]

"My little grey cells are too little to solve this problem." ~ Poirot

[RobinHood3000]

"Why can't we all just...get along?"

Mr. Hyde

[Chava]

"No really, I'm vegan!" Count Dracula

[RobinHood3000]

"Pass the tea and crumpets?"

Holden Cawlfield

[Petrarch's Love]

"I don't know what people mean when they talk about 'dysfunctional' families." ~ Hamlet

[kathycf]

"You know something? I really hate the taste of beer, and I'm begining to despise orchids!" Nero Wolfe


Archie, let's drop the case for now and go out for a jog!
Does this desk make me look fat?

Nero Wolfe

Pen, a fellow Rex Stout fan? :thumbs_up

[RobinHood3000]

"I don't like 'Pfui.' It's too flippant. From now on, it's 'Bah! Humbug!' for me!!"

Same as above :D.

[kathycf]

Hey, are we having a Rex Stout theme party? :D


"I'm getting in touch with my feminine side"

"Fritz, make me a PB & J sandwich, I am sick of this gourmet slop!"

Nero Wolfe

[RobinHood3000]

"Who's up for setting off fireworks in the greenhouse?!?"

[Virgil]

"Steal from the rich and give to the poor? Bah. I steal from anyone and keep for myself." ~ Robin Hood

[mono]

"I know exactly what I want, and it has nothing to do with men."

- Sue Bridehead from Jude The Obscure by Thomas Hardy

[Hyacinth Girl]

Greater? Why would I want to be greater? Go away, you three are creeping me out! Macbeth

[kathycf]

Sure, I'll return it...How much trouble could a little ring be, anyway?

Frodo, LOTR

[RobinHood3000]

"More pancakes, Harry?"

Violet (?) Dursley, from the Harry Potter series.

[WhimsySA]

"More pancakes, Harry?"

Violet (?) Dursley, from the Harry Potter series.

Petunia Dursley ;)

"I just love your cat Hermioney!" - Ron (Harry Potter 3 - Harry Potter & the prisoner of Azkaban)

[Virgil]

"I think I'll ask that beautiful girl for a date." ~J. Alfred Prufrock

[RobinHood3000]

Petunia Dursley ;) Nuts. (No, flowers!)

[Pendragon]

"Mais non, it was not my little grey cells that told me who the criminal was. It was the little green men that abducted me many times in my youth, oui!" Hercule Poirot http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/18.gif

[Hyacinth Girl]

You know, this fainting and weeping bit is getting old. . . any female character in an Anne Radcliffe novel

[ShoutGrace]

"Oh, forget prudence (and sensibility). I think I'll go partying this weekend and hopefully end up with some sot for a husband on Monday."

----Elinor, Sense and Sensibility

[Pendragon]

"No. I AM your father." Darth Vader "Well, alright! When do we take over?" Luke Skywalker. http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/starwars/star-wars-smiley-023.gif

[kathycf]

Oh dear, all the old man needed was some eyedrops for his eye.Boy, do I feel silly.

Narrator: The Tell-Tale Heart

[Virgil]

"I'm as phony as the next guy." ~Holden Caulfield

[Pendragon]

"OK. OK. Calm down. We'll go see a counselor. It'll be fine. And, yes, I'm proud to be your father." Frankenstein to the monster. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/aliens/hae18.gif

[Hyacinth Girl]

You know, I think the Coliseum by moonlight would be thoroughly dreary.
Daisy Miller

[Pendragon]

"Never met a Klingon I didn't like!" Captain James T. Kirk :D

[Shakira]

"Ohhh, sorry I didn't observe that" - Sherlock Holmes.

[ShoutGrace]

"Hey guys, wait for me!!!" - Koskoosh, The Law of Life

[Pendragon]

"Can't we just talk this out for a change?" Marshall Matt Dillion :D

[Hyacinth Girl]

"To hell with it all. . . Diogenes can have his "little plan" and be demmed!
Agent Pendergast

[Virgil]

"I can't box anymore" ~Rocky Balboa

[Pendragon]

" I WON'T be back!" The Terminator

[Hyacinth Girl]

Frankly my dear, I think we should go home and have a nice cup of tea.
Rhett Butler

[Pendragon]

"I'm bored, Mr. Frodo." Samwise McGee

[Virgil]

"Oh what wonderful daughters." ~King Lear

and the converse:

"Happy Father's Day" ~Goneril and Regan

[Pendragon]

"What d'ya mean I gotta sing a song like It Ain't Easy Being Green? Are you color-blind or something? I AM green!" Kermit the Frog http://www.websmileys.com/sm/animal/tier44.gif

[mono]

"You speak a lot of nonsense. Who needs knowledge, anyway? I think I'll just go home, but a true pleasure to meet you, sir!"

- Faust to Mephistopheles

(from either Faust by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe or Doctor Faustus by Christopher Marlowe - take your pick :D)

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . .and no I said no I will not No. - Molly Bloom

[Scheherazade]

'I'm so tired of singing songs...'

Maria from 'The Sound of Music'

[Hyacinth Girl]

I think I'll just stay home and warm my feet by my own hearth - Beowulf

[Pensive]

'I'm so tired of singing songs...'

Maria from 'The Sound of Music'

Hehehe good one, I loved the movie. :D

[Hyacinth Girl]

Revenge is so bourgeoise.. . .Edmund Dantes

[Pensive]

"I have converted to Islam" Liza from East Of Eden.

[Hyacinth Girl]

It is time I give up this wayward existence and get a real job. - Lazarillo de Tormes

[Pendragon]

"Now listen here, gents, Mr. Holmes solved the case. I was my usual blundering self!" Inspector Lestrade :p

[Hyacinth Girl]

"A whale is just a whale" - Captain Ahab

[kathycf]

You know what? I am actually very full. No more for me, thanks.

Oliver Twist

[Virgil]

. . .and no I said no I will not No. - Molly Bloom
I love this one Hyacinth. Great!

[Hyacinth Girl]

I love this one Hyacinth. Great!

Thanks Virgil. . . I was rather proud of that one myself. . . I had to dig my copy of Ulysses out of the fireplace, but it was worth it. :lol:

"Really my chap, being thought a god isn't all it's cracked up to be. I think I'll go home now. . .I miss playing cricket on the main lawn." Mr. Kurtz

[Pendragon]

"Why don't you ask, Spock, Jim? He's usually right." Doctor "Bones" McCoy

[Hyacinth Girl]

"It was the best of times; it was the worst of times. Wait, who am I kidding? Kids, let's face it, it was the worst of times. Period." Whosamacallit, Tale of Two Cities

[Virgil]

"Romeo? What a dud." ~Juliet

[Asa Adams]

"Really my chap, being thought a god isn't all it's cracked up to be. I think I'll go home now. . .I miss playing cricket on the main lawn." Mr. Kurtz


This is too good!!! :lol:

He did what? Poked yer eye out witta smolderin' stick? Probably had it comin you stinkin' Blighter! -
Poseidon, upon Learning of his cyclop son's injury from Odysseus. "Homers Odyssey"

[Pendragon]

"Look, I'm sure you're a nice girl and all, but I don't even know you. I prefer to get aquainted with a woman before we get serious." James bond. http://www.bredalsparken.dk/~juliekretzschmer/assets/images/007-logo.jpg

[Hyacinth Girl]

This is too good!!! :lol:

Thank you very much. :D

"No, I won't wear them. Red isn't my color, and the sparkles are WAY over the top. It would turn my wholesome farm girl look into the cabaret special!" Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz

[Virgil]

"But I said I wanted a long rectangular table so I could sit at the head and truly show I'm king." ~King Arthur

[Kelly_Sprout]

"Owwww!"

--Superman

[kathycf]

Look, Jean, just forget all about your little trangression. I already have!

Javert to Jean Valjean
Les Miserables

[caesar]

"Too much rum is giving me bad breath." - Captain (Was his name Billy?) from Stevenson's 'Treasure Island'.

[Kelly_Sprout]

Make my bed!

--Dirty Harry

[Virgil]

"I came, I saw, I lost." ~ Julius Caesar

[caesar]

"Debuchery is a vice" - Rasputin

[Pendragon]

"And you will all remember this as the day that you hanged Captain Jack Sparrow!" Captain Jack Sparrow

[Shakira]

"I'm afraid of darkness" - Batman.

[Pendragon]

"I am sorry, Captain. I do not know the answer to your question." Mr. Data

[Kelly_Sprout]

"Lassie, leave me alone, I'm busy. Go chase a rabbit or something." --June Lockhart (Timmy's mother), Lassie

[Virgil]

"The pollen from these daffodills is killing my sinuses." ~ William Wordsworth

[kathycf]

"Hmmm, something linear, something very stuctured... and I really need to call it The Round and the Furry"

William Faulkner


"I came, I saw, I lost." ~ Julius Caesar

Make my bed! --Dirty Harry

:thumbs_up :lol: Cool!

[Asa Adams]

"screw the Proletariat!"
-Marx

http://www.feathertale.com/Cartoons/marx.htm

[caesar]

"Romans! Run for your lives!" - Obelix

[Hyacinth Girl]

"I knew it was you all the time, Brutus" Julius Caesar

[Pendragon]

"Take a letter, Watson." Sherlock Holmes

[Hyacinth Girl]

"Heathcliff, your moping is becoming such a bore!" Catherine Earnshaw

[Kelly_Sprout]

"Adriana, is my dinner ready yet?" --Chef Boyardee

[Hyacinth Girl]

"Really Mr. Rochester, I prefer to keep our relationship strictly business." - Jane Eyre

[Pendragon]

"Come to think of it, I DON"T know what evil lurks in the hearts of man. You think I can read minds or something?" The Shadow http://theshadow21.tripod.com/shadow.jpg

[Hyacinth Girl]

"The people SHOULD be afraid of their government. They have tanks, for crying out loud!" - V.

[Kelly_Sprout]

"I'll have a venti double-shot mocha latte and one of those organic carrot-bran scones, please."

--Xena, the Princess Warrior

[literaturerocks]

"you know, ive been thinking and i think that my father deserves to have grushenka more than i do" -dmitry from the brothers karamazov (earlier on in the book of course)

[Pendragon]

"Bob. The name is Bob." The Raven :lol:

[Virgil]

"Grass? I hate that stuff. You have to cut it and all sorts of insects live in it." ~Walt Whitman

[Kelly_Sprout]

"When you're right, you're right!"

Perry Mason, to the prosecutor, after losing his first case.

[Pendragon]

"And here's ten dollars for your trouble in bringing me my violin." Jack Benny

EDIT:

Also:

"Dang, today's my 40th birthday!" Jack Benny :rolleyes:

[mono]

"I wonder what he would be like to marry, or how he would seem as a husband . . . or him!"

- Tess Durbeyfield (of Tess Of The D'Urbervilles by Thomas Hardy)

[Pendragon]

"For the last bloody time, Holmes, no, I AM NOT interested in the fact that "The game is afoot!" I'm a tired, middle-aged man, wounded in service of Queen and Country, and I was trying to get some flippin' sleep! Now get out of here and leave me alone, you bounder! If you'd stay away from that 'seven-per-cent solution', you might get some rest as well! Mad as a hatter, that's what you are! I'm moving out tomorrow!" Doctor John H. Watson

[Virgil]

"Oh those swans. I wish they would die" ~ William Butler Yeats

[Pendragon]

"I'll teach that Raven to land on MY bust of Phallus!" Edgar Alan Poe

[Kelly_Sprout]

"Houston, the Eagle has landed"

"Stand by, Eagle. The donut truck just arrived."

"Houston, that's one small step for man; one giant...."

"Hold that thought, Eagle. Back in five"

[RobinHood3000]

"My name is Hamlet the Dane. You killed my father. Prepare to DIE."

[Pendragon]

"Your own business you will mind. I am Jedi Master here." Yoda, to the Jedi Council http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/starwars/star-wars-smiley-057.gif

[RobinHood3000]

"Buuurn, baby, BURN!!!" - Dante, upon setting foot in the Inferno

[Virgil]

"That Agamemnon, he's such a father to me." ~Achilles (The Illiad)

[Pendragon]

"Dang! Forgot my marshmellows!"--Dante

[Hyacinth Girl]

"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!" - Dante

[RobinHood3000]

"Somebody turn up the AC!!" Dante, upon hitting the 9th circle.

[Pendragon]

"Oh, by the way, where's the gift shop? A souvenir would be lovely."--Dante

[RobinHood3000]

"I came, I saw. I bought the collectible snow globe." - Julius Caesar, written on a T-shirt

[kathycf]

I really need to get out more, boy I am so sick of myself!

Narcissus, of Greek Myth.

[literaturerocks]

"hey virgil? are there returns at the gift shop?..a skull isnt REALLY what i wanted..i was leaning more towards the pitchfork.."-Dante in the inferno

[zephirius]

"hmm, your short." Frodo, The Lord Of The Rings

[OZEED]

Passive resistance is for sissies!! Mahatma Ghandi

[ShoutGrace]

"I don't think so, King / Queen."

-----Osric, Hamlet

[zephirius]

"The last PJ's you'll ever where." K, MIB

[Pendragon]

"No executions today!" The Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland

[Virgil]

Oh, I had completely forgotten about this wonderful thread.


"What a wonderful brother. May he enjoy his kingship." ~ Hamlet's father's ghost.

[RobinHood3000]

"That Iago seems kinda shifty..."

-- Othello

[Shalot]

"I've got to call the salon and schedule an appointment for a pedicure"-- any hobbitt

[Haler]

I think I'll hop on over to the Bennett's and see if Mrs. Bennett fancies some company and afterwards I'll stop by Wickham's and spot him a pint or two. -Mr. Darcy