Male names:
Doug Harder
Flash Jackson
Pete Thunderheat
Stretch Longfellow
Male names:
Doug Harder
Flash Jackson
Pete Thunderheat
Stretch Longfellow
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
Will Doug Harder, Flash Jackson, Pete Thunderheat or Stretch Longfellow be doing any pole dancing? I don't recall any male pole dancers...
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
They exist, they just supply their own pole.Originally Posted by Haunted
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
Gotcha. They probably live up to their names then...or I want my money back.
"But do you really, seriously, Major Scobie," Dr. Sykes asked, "believe in hell?"
"In flames and torment?""Oh, yes, I do."
"That sort of hell wouldn't worry me," Fellowes said."Perhaps not quite that. They tell us it may be a permanent sense of loss."
"Perhaps you've never lost anything of importance," Scobie said.
BAD Dancer Name!
Hi Everyone! I'm new here and I'd like to say Hello. I would also like to add to this conversation...I have been a cocktail waitress in a popular Vancouver (BC, Canada) strip club for over 17 years. I have seen a lot of exotic dancers come and go. A few years ago, a new girl came onto the scene and I almost died when I heard the DJ announce, "Put your hands together forrrrr Baby Pussy!" I think the agent should have been shot to let her start her career with a name like that!
Last edited by RomanaK; 06-03-2012 at 02:25 AM. Reason: Wanted to add a title
Well, I now know America does one thing right: strip clubs. 'Merica.
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Last edited by papayahed; 06-03-2012 at 12:46 PM. Reason: keep it off the boards
I’ve listed a few below that come to mind, a couple of which are recalled from a reprehensible past, the rest are from a reprehensible mind.
Lay Tex
De Lorianne
Melon[ie] Ripples
Dido
Valley Cavernicious
Patty Peaks
Moondance
Busty Rhodes (a twist on Dusty Rhoades or Trails)
Loonuh Eclipse
Spanky Seville
Frisky Fontagne
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You been digging through the archives Gilliatt? I started this thread May 2010!!
Not me. Credit goes to RomanaK above followed by Mutatis. From what I read RomamaK speaks from experience.
Aye yai yai.
(reminder to self...delete your browsing history)
And RomanK has written books on aspects of this noble profession if I'm not mistaken.
Far be it for me to comment on Alexander's sources!
Hah! My names were awesome. Well done, 2010 Juniper.
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"Personal note: When I was a little kid my mother told me not to stare into the sun. So once when I was six, I did. At first the brightness was overwhelming, but I had seen that before. I kept looking, forcing myself not to blink, and then the brightness began to dissolve. My pupils shrunk to pinholes and everything came into focus and for a moment I understood. The doctors didn't know if my eyes would ever heal."
-Pi
The strip clubs in Montreal are full contact. There's only one non-contact club in the city that I know of, Wanda's. Not that I'm an expert on the strippers. I just seem to absorb information about them because I have sleazy friends.
"If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia."
- Margaret Atwood
Apricots O'Reilly could moonlight... er, daylight?... as an American gangster from the 1930's.
J
Heh-heh.
I clicked it - couldn't help myself. I don't know why. Ah-hem, yes I do.
Anyway, how about:
Turbo Diesel
Rocket
High Bypass Fanjet
Uhhhh...
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