Stained shirts won't hurt the Beverly Hillbillie's car- see album cover below.
I was in the mood to write a short story...
Sancho’s Shindig - a short story with southern seasonings and Pa; a man blessed with an accent somewhere north of Hadrian’s Wall
“Jethro, bettuh com’n din from an loft witchuh clawhammer . Granny’s uh comin from La La land out there on the left coast an she bring’n her pot!”
“Umm doggies Pa we’re gunna be float’n on clouds agin?”
“Not that kind of pot you worthless pile of chaff, I aim to be talk’n uhbowter vittles pot.”
“We’re all going down to Sancho’s farm….
(Pa pauses for a moment, looks out the barn door toward the crick, his mind takes him to another time and place and quietly but involuntarily recites the following)
I'm going on down to Yasgur's Farm,
I'm gonna join in a rock and roll band.
I'm gonna camp out on the land.
I'm gonna try and get my soul free.
(Joni Mitchell)
“Whus tha Pa?”
“I don’t’t rightly know boy, I’m supposen my noggin took a stroll through old fields of Heather – right then, now come on down from an loft weedyuh 5 string - we have a heap ‘o eat’n an clawhammering to get at!”
The End
Granny's Vittles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7YxC6tpHI
Some fine claw hammerin by Steve Martin:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l31MSpojWTA
Wonderful tune for a Sunday morning (starts about 2:30)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bcO1svqh_Q
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