"Fiance" you say? We're listening...Originally Posted by JuniperWoolf
"Fiance" you say? We're listening...
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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OK, so now there have been yet more shootings, and yet more... Which of the fine ladies on this site--and that includes you, Pompey Buns--want to join me in my bunker for a little End Times whoopie?
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
Not all at once now. ()
Oh, sure, Pompey, you tease, but you know and I know when you realize the End is quite seriously Nigh, you'll be wanting to spoon with yours truly on my comfy king-sized mattress--the one with the pillow top for extra comfort.Not all at once now. (
And now the latest, a knife attack in Japan that leaves many dead and injured. May I just observe that that guy was pretty handy with that thing--nineteen dead and forty-five injured from one guy with one knife? Must have been a ginsu. I'M KIDDING!!
And now...Ooh! Two guys in France enter a church during mass...come on, you sick b*stards, admit you were waiting for a punchline...and waste a priest, then get whacked by police. OK. Any plagues of locusts, perhaps? No? How about a truck full of Jell-O brand jello exploding all over a town? Ah well, maybe tomorrow. Meantime, any more takers for the bunker?
Obsessed with facial symmetry.
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