"Always forgive your pants; nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde
"Always forgive your pants; nothing annoys them so much."
Oscar Wilde
I had a biology teacher who loved to convince incoming freshman that there was a silent K in front of pants - so it was spelled kpants. He was very convincing... and could fool quite a few people.
(no, it didn't work on me)
Told by a fool, signifying nothing.
'Out, d*mned pants! Out, I say!'
-Lady Macbeth
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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I Tiresias, old man with wrinkled pants
Perceived the scene, and foretold the rest—
T.S. Eliot, The Waste Land
(kpants is from that old TV show "Get A Life")
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"If it is honorable for you to disturb the dead, I shall consider it an honor and will make it my ambition to disturb your living." - Captain Miles Hazzard
Darth Vadar, only you could be so pants.
Do, or do not. There is no try. - Yoda
Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the pants and the shorts. The pants were without form, and void; and darkness was on the face of the deep."
(I think I have a place reserved in hell for typing this one)
Ah, glad someone is joining me thereOriginally Posted by mono
(I think I have a place reserved in hell for typing this one
Our lives are better left to chance.
I could have missed the pain,
but then I'd have had to miss the dance
Garth Brooks
(I think I have a place reserved in hell for typing this onePray let me second that most vociferously.Ah, glad someone is joining me there
A man cannot be comfortable without his own pants.
Mark Twain
The pants, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
Homer (800 BC - 700 BC), The Odyssey
After silence, that which comes closest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-Aldous Huxley
Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-W. A. Mozart
Non scholae, sed vitae discimus.
Not school, but life teaches us.
"What's in a name? That which we call pants
By any other word would smell as sweet."
From Romeo and Juliet
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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Time to mutilate good quotes by one of my favourite authors (Alexandre Dumas).
"All for pants, pants for all." - The Three Musketeers
"It is necessary to have wished for pants in order to know how good life is to live." - The Count of Monte Cristo
On to Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead...
"Player: We're pants! We're the opposite of people!"
"Rosencrantz: So, we've got a letter which explains pants.
Guildenstern: You've got it!
Rosencrantz: I thought you had it.
Guildenstern: I do have it.
Rosencrantz: You have it?
Guildenstern: You've got it!
Rosencrantz: I don't get it!"
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"And you will know the truth, and the truth will set you free."
~John 3:32
"The Man in the Iron Mask"- Alexandre Dumas
“You traverse the town and the streets in pants?”
“In pants, as you say.”
“And do you still use your uniform?”
“Yes, I should think so; but only when I am compelled. Do me the pleasure to summon Francois.”
“Have you no pants there?”
“’Tis not for pants, but because it is hot here and the window is shut.”
“I shut the windows at supper-time so as not to hear the sounds or the arrival of couriers.”
“Ah, yes! You hear them when the window is open?”
“But too well, and that disturbs me. You understand!”
“Nevertheless, I am suffocated. Francois!” Francois entered. “Open the windows, I pray you, Francois! You will allow him, dear M. Baisemeaux?”
“You are at home here,” answered the governor. The window was opened.
If you kill a book, you kill an idea
We are not what we know but what we are willing to learn
"you've Got Pants"
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"I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew pants?"
- Shylock from Merchant of Venice
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"It is not that I am mad; it is only that my head is different from yours.”
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"The meeting of two pants is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed."
Carl Jung
("pants" replaced for "personalities")
"Sir may I have some pants"
"Goats pants and meals mush" ( for the deprived and uniformed this is a direct misquote from THe Mark of Zorro Johnston McCulley first Zorro book!
wow this game is the opoisite of pants its ace!(sorry couldnt resist!)
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